Im drunk for the first time

Im drunk for the first time.

AMA

Are you horny?

Lil bit. Was at a uni initiation with some pretty grills.

The only reason I ask this is because everytime I get drunk, I become super horny.

Fair play mate. However I am a virgin so fuck it, Wish I was havinbg sex.

why are you not out with friends having the time of your life?

How old are you? ( not a pedo)

I was but was feeling dogy. Dunno. Wish I stayed out.

18 mate

Fair enough, be careful take it easy

Yeah taking it so easy that I went home but am feeling the banter, as such I came here.

AMA? Against medical advise? Altered mental alert?

Don't overdo it.
The more you drink, the more you will be capable to drink. And before you know, you are vomiting on your wall.

ask me anything

Are you from England by any chance?

ask me anythianal

What uni are you going to?

Attack manly andrews,

IT ISNT YOUR FUCKING AMA.

Scotland mate

St andrews

What'd ha have for your first drink? I'm assuming since this is the first time you've been drunk it's also your first actual drink.

If not, what were you drinking?

That's the best bit!

It was the initiation for an MMA club so the first thing was a Carlsberg which was given to me by an instructor who told me to down it.

I FUCKING DID

From Scotland and your first drink is at 18!?! Your country would weep from this disgrace.

Eating some fucking pringles now. Had some pork pies.

IM a stright pussy.

You make me proud son.

Well, i don't know about you, but i absolutely hate vomiting. I'd prefer breaking an arm.

Thanks Dad.

I left because I felt like i MIGHT BE SICK. Fuck caps. Npot retyping that shit.

Come on now what was you drinking?

Its ok son. Pork pie in the fridge if your peckish.

Are you sure you're 18? (totally a pedo btw)

How do you feel about the Jews?

4/5 440ml Carls berg , 1 gin shot and 1 vodka shot.

Are you drunk?

HahahahAHAahaha

5 beers and two shots?
That's a minimum before I even leave the house.
Is there something wrong with me?

Eh. Dont really care.

Ye bae

I think so. Definitly feeling different from normal.

I think it is just me being a pussy. Maybe next time.

Drunk~? ...What?

THOSE CUPS ARE NOT FILLED! FUC KYOU.

Are you still drinking?

Nah, home now, trying to sober up a bit before bed.

Shit, I miss the UK. Spent a year there (St; Andrews University in Scotland) and I was having pork pies from Morrison's all the fucking time! And Tesco had like six donuts for a pound, with really nice strawberry filling. Excellent quality too. And people give you guys shit for your food - Bah! They know nothing.

Im gonna have to fucking hover my floor. These pringals are going fuckingeverywhere.

Tell us about the initiation and what happened to the girls.

Also, get yourself some more to drink. You'll need it.

Welcome to the great time passer OP. Have a good time and be well. A lifetime of relaxed conviviality awaits those who can pace themselves

>being this specific

you liar piece of shit

>hey goys i am drinking and i dot have a picture to prove it.
>autist ppl always reply
>always

Checked you pediatrician

So you're drunk on proper whiskey and not that fizzy horsepiss that Muritards students are addicted to. Which whiskey?

The initioation was basically drinking combined with small challenges. Like tickel someone to the floor or lick one of the instructors faces. Then you get a letter ( pic related bit blurry but that says MMA)

TY BBY

I dont think that I am that drunk but yeah I have been drinking.

Dunno what that means

Dunno.

And you call yourself a Scotsman? Sounds more like a Mel Gibson wannabe.

How does it feel? Be specific. I've never been drunk before. Tell me what it'd be like. Is it fun?

IT MEANS I'M A PEDO

YOU BETTER BE 12 YOU FILTHY CUNT
SHOW BOIPUCCI

FUCKING SAVAGE MATE innit. Straight rekin me.

Feels like playing video games with someone elses gear. Everything slightly off but you get there. Feels good.


Aint got not boi pussy just an average sized dick.

You're not a pedo, you're a chicken-hawk. Look out, OP! Faggot on the prowl!

Took you until legal age to get drunk? What a fucking bore you are.

I havent been coy about this. I am a pussy.

first time new experience. Instead of basking in the experience goes online to shit post....

Thought I was gonna throw up and gave up. Please see

RIP thread, No one said shit for many mins.

are you a virgin?

OP is ded

Ypup. Not kissed a grill. Lots of masterbaiting,

Had a friend who didn't drink, simply because he didn't drink. He eventually decided to drink, but for once this faggot wasn't about it being some moral thing. He just didn't see the appeal of it. Kudos to you user, I don't care why you drink or not, and you don't feel the need to preach it.

Why would I preach about the fact that I am a pussy?

PRINGELS are done. RIPPPPP

how old are you

This has been answer. 18.

Ever tittyfuck someone? If so what it feel like doe?

I want to. Normal fuck as well. One of the initiation challenges was to take an sexually orientated pphoto and I was thinking "god damn, wish I could fuck you" the whole time