What does Cred Forums think about people over 30 using this site?

31 here

You misunderstand, I am 30 years over 30.

I'm 50 and here every day.

piss off, I've probably been over 30 longer than you've been alive

Yeah, this site is full of 60 year olds that know how to work a computer...

do you americans feel like your choice of president is like choosing between Horse Shit and Dog Shit?

as an outsider that's what it looks like to me

whoever wins you all lose

Yep pretty much this.

You're a fool if you think your generation invented computers, I have been making a living working on personal computers for the last two decades.

i'm in my 40s faggot. been here for a long tiem

OP here. what about over 50? There was this angry old guy in another thread every one was calling grand pa.
I don't think he should be here.

no, i think clinton is a good choice. i agree with about 80% of her policies.

trump is a con man though.

not much of a choice really.

it's just like being a woman. if you can't figure it out in context, it's not going to matter.

It's past your bedtime kiddo
this place is for grown ups

You've just described every election ever.

Goddamnit but millennials are retards

Thats quite an assumption you have made their. I have been doing IT for 10 years and you very well could be a 60 yr old that knows how a computer works. But for the most part, people over 40 dont know a damn thing about computers.

>made their
stopped reading

Most people on Cred Forums are millennials. 36 years old and younger

that's silly. over 50, maybe. me and my friends had commodore 64s in the 80s. quantum link, BBS's, the freenets - there was online life before the ISP's hit the scene.

There* Happy now?

Nah, Hills is a good choice. I'd take her over Sanders. 25 years of false Republican scandals have absolutely tainted the millennials.

I understand why the poorly educated love Trump so much. Unfortunately, he's the death knell of the Republican party right now. They'll lose another national election 4 years from now, and realize they will continue to lose if they don't make some concessions (mainly the vote party or die attitude).

>45 here (and you'd be surprised how many oldfags are actually here)

Agree with you. Over 40 and been here 10 years...

This. Exactly this. It feels this way from the time you can vote until middle age. Then you've seen a few cycles and can make an actual informed decision.

Oh man, back in the 10 to 100 MB hard drive days

yes, i'm been old enough to be aware through bush 1, clinton, bush 2 and obama and i know for sure clinton and obama are better times.

i voted for papa bush though, against that shit mondale was it?

>Most people on Cred Forums are millennials.
>millennials are retards

Yes and yes.

started with a motherfucking tape drive with an analog number display. the numbers never lined up though. always had to go a few before to find the file.

>I'm with her
Sage.

old people is vital to Cred Forums..who else is gonna pay taxes on stuff and buy useless shit. We need them now. However when theyre senior...then burn them with fire

Fuck off. You can't stop him. Doesn't matter what you think.

must be that free crack

old people should use the old people version of Cred Forums....reddit

you sound like a moron. what does buying shit and paying taxes have to do with Cred Forums faggot?

My first computer...

People over 40 invented them. Your generation hasn't invented jack shit on its own. If it was up to you little faggots, you'd be living in mud huts

looks like sum ones butt hurt.
Hi, my name is bob. I'm old as fuck and get angry at young people cause my balls drag on the floor.
Also go fuck yourself

Cred Forums is older than reddit, kiddo
I was here when there was a rapidshare board

Someday your balls will drop

never said one was older than the other oldfag. just said it was considered the old people version of 4 chan. Put on your reading glasses grandpa

yeah when I started we had 128Kb of RAM and that was the top of the range ZX Spectrum

there was no such thing as hard drives (just cassette tapes & floppy discs)

The older you get the more you learn... like how to spot a newfag

Do you think the people in the thread didn't like him because he didn't say what they wanted to hear?

drop in ur moms mouth. I call that an old english tea bag!

I mean not regarding the fact that she's corrupt, should be in jail, MIGHT have serious health issues, yeah she's a great candidate.

ya fuckin retard

the floppy drive was a god send. nothing has compared to that since. going from tape and shitty back ups to a floppy drive that held a near infinite (at the time) amount of data. so great.

ever since, drives and memory have increased with the size of files

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Yeah you know, we have only improved them over 1000% in every field. The first computer was made in 1946 so people over 70 invented them actually.

personal computers were the real revolution.

phones too but they're just really small personal computers.

let me help you carry that computer gramps

might. I might be the king of England too.
you don't sound so confident.
hag fag.

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Oh but I thought your generation invented them? Thats what you said.

40+ here, and have been doing this sort of stupid shit (including trolling) since about 1990. Only then it was Usenet and BBS. Cred Forums isn't super original, just a "modern" version of what came before.

>muh floppy drives

shut the fuck up about the 90s already jesus christ

let's not feed the young trollls

not regarding propaganda? yeah, that's the healthy way to go. just like trump is not a racist or in bed with russia. his policies just suck.

we need to look to the future and retrain and educate our workforce for new jobs, not go back to some shitty manufacturing ones.

unfortunately that's the main purpose of his campaign.

that and the fear of immigrants, which is just cowardly.

I'm 35 but I'll help you carry your coloring crayons if you want

you tried.
I blame the internet for producing a generation of imbeciles.

this, 43

Nah bro, I respect the elderly

it's not the same guy faggot but yeah the 1980s and 90s being worked on by people in their 20's.

babby's first Cred Forums post

I blame i love lucy for filling your head with improper grammer. Also Mexicans

I'm 51

yea!!! also my first old english tea bag. Hope your mom enjoys her tea black with a side of cream-of-sum-young-guy!

Of course they were worked on then, but the other user is claiming that generation invented computers.

I don't even get bothered when 20 somethings try to make fund of us "older people." As long as you do not die, you are guaranteed to be on the receiving end of those comments quicker than you can imagine.

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Why?

ha ha yeah i remember cutting the other side of the floppy to make it double sided avoiding the ridiculous double-sided price gouge.

im >30 but dis guys killing it

someday when you're grown and get hair on that tiny dick, you'll discover that grown men don't worry about mommy's honor

somebody's got to clean the toilets. we all can't be CEO's.

personal dekstop computers were invented then, yes. gates and jobs were pioneers. without them, the internet would just be a military thing.

manufacturing will not even look the same in 10 years.

not asking you to worry, i'll take care of your momma. just remember to call me daddy

how?

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dis guis hilarious!
he found some half ass picture on the internet!
good job gramps!

3D printing, now in its infancy, is one way.

once we solve the problems of metal use (which is already being done) and recycling material, there will probably local centers where you send the specs you buy and it will be printed there for you to pick up.

there will always be some mass production of course, but it will be much more limited.

Checked.

I'm 55, so fuck off too, whippersnapper.

My family thinks I'm a nut for being on Cred Forums, but they had no idea who Pepe was when Clinton accused Trump of promoting the "white power meme" of Pepe. I had some hearty keks when I heard that.

Besides, what else am I supposed to do with my time? Can't take Viagra and jerk to Tranny or Furry Porn every hour of the day ya know...

Personal computers are just computers. Making them easily obtainable does not change that. You are talking about operating system that allows easy guids which is an improvement, not an invention.

please stop trying so hard, this is not a cringe thread

and early computers just replaced computations that human beings did. what's your point?

80's / 90's is when society changed completely.

you mean like 3d printing and advanced medical machinery? Do you live in todays world?

The point is, the 80s generation didnt invent computers.

3d printing was invented in the 80s you faggot

you mistake popularity with invention.

This.
I'm a bit behind you, didn't start until 95.

There's nothing original on Cred Forums. All the memes and trolls are rehashes of stuff from over 20 years ago.

I just have nothing better to do with my time

Remember the Good Old Days when our Computers were fucking Chinamen with abacus' that we'd beat if they didn't count how many bales of cotton our nigra's had picked?

Now THAT's an OldFag...

they invented computers as you know them today, yes.

lol..i ain't even hard yet but kk gramps. if u think this is hard, please visit your local highschool. maybe things were different in the 50s

same

I remember taking a "Business Machines" class in High School, and there were all these huge Burroughs machines with dozens of numbers and elaborate mechanisms.

There was even a KeyCard machine in there, which the girls studied so they could get jobs in Data Entry.

Fuck, I'm old. Someone come over and shoot me when I'm sitting on the porch in my rocking chair....

reddit older than Cred Forums? sorry kid

If you count machines chiseling off a piece of wood 3d printing

>50s
>Millennial maths in action
XD

sh-shut up dad

Thats not an invention, its an improvement. Thats like saying touch screens computers are their own invention.

feel pretty much powerless, but the fact is life is good enough not to care. We won't be invaded and as much as the world hates us they need us

I'm 53 and can remember when computers ran on coal

yeah, exactly. even if you're poor, in the US life is still pretty fucking great.

well Hilfag, since you are a moronatard. You don't Matter. But tell us WHY your with her.

Choosing between Hilary and Trump is like choosing between aids and cancer

38 here

no it's the invention of addictive manufacturing that 3d is possible.

36

I think she's a lying skank, I want to make America Great again, not continue with the same failed policies...

wake up, america is already fucking great. best country in the world.

In some places, they still do...

Yes, thats why we have ISIS infiltrating our country, weekly riots and looting, and 18Trillion in debt that will never be paid back under libtard policies

No thx, we can do better...

>isis infiltrating

stop being so fucking afraid. you have a fucking 0.0000001 chance of getting killed by a terrorist in the US.

coward

obama didn't invent debt, sorry to break it to you.

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I'll take the Trump cancer, as that there is at least a chance to go into remission...

There is no remission for Clintaids...

no dumbass obama didn't invent debt. he's doing a damn good job of perfecting it though...

I'm in my 40s and I date women in their 20s. New York City is an amazing place.

I'm 59. Been working with computers since the OS command was "copy destination source." (That's CP/M for you whipper-snappers).

yawn.

national debt is way low down on the list of priorities this election. and clinton is not obama.

>oldfag

You newfags always misuse that term old fag refers to someone who has been on Cred Forums for +5 years or so. Not someone who is just old. Hence today could be your first day on Cred Forums but you're 70 years old or you could have been here since 06 but you're only 26.

32 about to be 33. Nice to be around anons my age.

37 here and fuck Hillary Clinton she's a piece of shit.

Agreed brother. Only the kids fresh out of high school would ever consider voting for Trump. Inb4 called a cuck.

the election is a fucking sideshow. who cares about election priorities.

this is actually important. it's about the US defaulting on an obligation it will never be able to repay. if other countries around the world stop buying our bonds, it's game over. if other countries stop using the Dollar as reserve currency, it's game over.

hitlery can't fix this

trump can't fix this

I'm 28 and I'm starting to think I shouldn't be here anymore. Been here 10 years though and unfortunately I'm here forever

The older you get the more irritating the kids on Cred Forums get.

trump won't solve the debt without either raising taxes or cutting military. so he's lying, just like obama lied, about cutting the debt.

another clinton, however, actually did balance the budget.

I care abuot election priorities and the debt is not even in the top 20 issues i care about.

Hahahahaha!!! You are so pathetically moronic

Just because I may not specifically be the target, doesn't mean I want others to be the targets either...

I never even said Obama.. But now that you bring him up, I will state that he has single handedly accrued more debt for this country than every other president....combind in the history of our nation.... He started his 1st term with 6.5T in debt left to him by Bush... He GREW that debt to 18.1T in debt in just 8 years...

Can you explain to me where it all went? What did we buy as a nation... Do you understand that this is OUR money...

To break it down for you... Our country has 350,000,000 documented residents at any one given time based on the 2011 census.

We as a country have $18,100,000,000,000 in debt....

That means that each of us has been stiffed over $51,000 EACH. every man,woman, and child...

I don't know about YOU, but $51,000 back in my pocket would mean a world of difference to MY family...

42. Homeowner. 78k year in healthcare. Voting for Hillary because of her experience and because Trump represents the worst qualities of America.

i don't give a fuck about the debt. and any politician who says they're going to end it without explaining how is i lying to you.

Gary Johnson: "A vote for me shows the two party system that you aren't falling for their crap anymore. I want to keep the government out if you wallet and out of your bedroom. Personal freedom and personal responsibility. Live free."
Me: This guy makes sense and he's more sane and stable than Clinton or Trump...
Gary Johnson: What is a leppo?
Me: Still better than Clinton or Trump!
Gary Johnson: I'm just glad no one was injured.
Me: Still better than Trump or Clinton.
Gary Johnson: Bleh blah blah Bleh Bleh blah Bleh.
Me: STILL MORE QUALIFIED, REASONABLE, AND STABLE THAN CLINTON OR TRUMP.

I blame ww2.

balancing the budget just means that the government agrees on how much to rob from the next generation. the Federal Reserve is printing trillions of dollars to keep our fake bubble economy afloat. the only way to fix this is to stop printing money, let interest rates naturally rise, and to let a recession naturally cure the economy's inefficiencies. a tremendous amount of short term pain is needed for a long term solution. good luck getting the votes for that.

I'm 52 so I'm all for it.

also

Fuck that orange douche-bag, babyhands trump

all politicians are liars. this is especially true of career politicians.

protip from an actual grownup. If you actually care about issues, then stop worrying about this presidential popularity contest and focus on your senate and house elections, both federal and state. This is where laws are passed. This is where issues are dealt with. While the president does give their consent to the legislation, their role is to implement the laws not make them.

You can eat shit and did OP. We don't need you anymore. TRUMP 2016 NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You don't just magically get 50k you stupid faggot. can't believe you'd honestly believe anyone who pretends they're going to do that.

and guess what happens if everyone suddenly had 50k more spending money? hint, it isn't pretty.

Everything I say is a lie. All politicians are liars.

So lying to your face, seclusion, and corruption are the best qualities?

none over 30 humans browse/surf this site.

/thread
Your over 40 kek lord of substance gee

apparently blindly believing right wing propaganda is your best quality.

yes, hillary is a model citizen

lies, lies, porky pies. all the best qualities of America.

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here comes the Luckey meme brigade. fuck off.

50. Son was a Cred Forumstard.

56 here. I remember IEEE 802.3, you DOCSIS homos

what happened to him?

clown shoes

no u. go shill somewhere else.

57 next week, It's entertaining to see snot nose punks act like steaming turds with shit squeezed out.

Oh yea..Caturday!

shilling for luckey and trump is just as bad faggot

Never said I thought that'd happen... You are taking one bit from my rant, twisting it like a child and running through the yard...

The $51k amount is a representation of the average of money that our debt consists of based on the number of citizenry...

Case in point, the taxes we pay to the government is money that we pay them for services such as protecting the country, upholding the law, etc.

When the government squandors that money, And we have nothing to show for it... We have to pay it all over just to get back to where we started from

I'll take a ruthless businessman to manage our government's finances over a crooked, lying bitch any day of the year...

livin' dat entitled bliss of lie dupelicat0r'd

is a Cred Forumstard

who is shilling for trump? both candidates are idiots and neither one will get my vote.

oh yea,

trump cant fix this

hillary cant fix this

Over 30? Hell, I'm over 60, been a Cred Forumstard for several years.
>But I'm not with her, or that rich douchebag, either!

sans 3 trips oldfag detectect/approved.^9

>giggles

you have no clue whatsoever what trump will actually do. you just assume he will fix what you want him to fix. you're dumb. he's flip flopped on so many things all indications are he's pandering to idiots like yuo who think we need some sort of savior.

>what does Cred Forums think about people over 30 using this site?

I turn 49 next week, so I'm fine with it.

/and if you're not, I got no reason to care

You're showing your ignorance. My first computer was one I built myself from a mail order kit.
And my father just celebrated his 90th birthday, and he's got his A.C.E. in Photoshop, not to mention his computer repair skills are through the roof!

getting aids can be fun

The corollary is that for the most part, people under 40 think they know everything.

>improper grammer
Try improper spelling...
It's grammar, douche

OH! A Trap thread!

Awesome. detected, as well as confirmed. even lacking dubs.
Any reply under this one is canc3r, baited dot-head, paki content

i'm 12 what is this?

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>Nah, Hills is a good choice. I'd take her over Sanders. 25 years of false Republican scandals have absolutely tainted the millennials.

Fuck yourself. Sanders was the only hope the democrats had, as someone who gave his campaign hundreds of dollars my one hope is that trump wins. I won't vote for him, voting Stein, but watching Hillary lose would be something to celebrate.

She is a stupid fucking cunt that doesn't give a shit about Americans or the country. Only thing she cares about is how much she can fuck people out of.

over thirty, never really thought about it.

Ah, you've met her? You know her? Interesting that you do and yet you've ended up here. What a failure you must be.

29 year old here.

We should change Cred Forumss age restriction to 21

The majority of good threads pop up when you high schoolers are fagging out in class with no internet access

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Clinton Kaine 2016. Next election GOP.

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Olderfags, what was this shit site like before the reddit and tumblr crowd took over and memes become forced and unbearable?

Shills!
I whiffed 'em from the start!
Fuck off to Reddit!
Just on national security incompetence alone, never mind the constant taint of scandal that follows the Clintons.
These grifters are the best you got?

Nothing lol

I'm 69 and I'm here all the time.

>trying this hard for what

what do you for money?

they sure were kiddo

No lie friends, not that there's anything I could say that would relieve your doubts. I'll be 61 in October and I'm a nearly every day lurker.

Shit, dude, it already happened once.

Wait, you mean us guys who invented the world wide web? The languages that present this website? The processor architecture that powers it. You little millennial fucksticks haven't contributed jack squat to the world get beyond safe space requirements and poor academic performance. Try harder son.

37, and it's true once you're here you never leave

>it's anonymous there is no profile so in fact I can be a gt 10/10 girl

i'm a consultant.

so true.

but still, we were on the fringe of society back then, us computer users. I think the equivalent now is either totally packed into it or completely off the grid, is where the innovation will come from.

I'm 93 and love coming here. It's true I don't know how to work a computer, so I pay the teenage neighbor boy to come over and press whatever buttons you do to get to Cred Forums. He's a cute kid and glad to earn the extra money!

That's a grand assumption you've mad yourself, it shows you have a very high opinion of how much you yourself know. Makes it almost sound like you might know 'everything'.