Thinking about hiring an escort over the weekend. Any advice/what to expect

Most likely she'll stink really bad when she pulls down her panties and have some kind of pussy infection, she'll be a druggie and gross and stories of a completely fucked up life. Just get a blowjob wear a rubber and don't bother fuckimg the pussy and don't you dare touch your mouth anywhere on her body

Honestly, nothing is organic about it. They tend to be way over concerned about every detail. Can't kiss them usually, no eye contact, any quality girl is usually a safety girl (so condom with bj). Usually they don't let you finger them or lick them (rightfully so, they would get a UTI everyday if they did). I find you can do way nastier and hotter shit with some random bar skank, but that also requires some game.

> hiring an escort

How about you stop being a little pussy, find your balls and walk by yourself.
Or just get a weapon.

Faggot.

Do you have much personal experience or is this more of a general feeling?

tf u on son I will do your mom dirtier than pigeon coops

If I had game I wouldn't need the escort would I

is this bait or are you stupid

you get what you pay for, mate.

I have visited my fair share of escorts and also have game. The reason I go to escorts is due to the guarantee and they won't try to facebook you. But escorts are still an inferior product to your average bar skank.

About a dozen escorts in New Mexico. They all were druggies and they're fucking countless people so they're usually infected with something plus usually sick too. They'll have criminal records plus their lives are totally rekt, that's why they're sucking lots of cock every day for cash cuz they're subhuman and need the money for their heroin, meth, crack habit. It's not the fantasy you think it will be, but I like to fuck them now and then cuz I,get off on owning some filthy whore for an hour, one young hot one I had lick my asshole for twenty minutes then a Bj then fuck from behind for a hundred bucks and she was the hottest and a disgusting whore.

This is really the thing it's my birthday and I figured I would treat myself

This seems to be a common theme but besides the risk of an std it doesn't matter to me

i personally only really do for girls that provide bbbj and I don't fuck any of them anymore. Just a quick bj, cum in their mouth, and call it a day. Check out tnaboard, you will find what you are looking for much better.

Yeah I've bought penicillin from Mexico so,when I pick up the occasional drip I eat antibiotics for a few days and goes away, never picked up herpes and got a lot of bareback bjs, but like I said sometimes I,get off owning one of,these filthy whores for an hour, fucking them and the Bj isn't getting me off its the fact that I own them and contribute to their fucked up life gives me a sense of domination plus when I'm done they get the fuck out. In the end even girlfriends don't behave much differently than these whores, I'm still spending money either way to get the mouth fuck

Sadly there are only a couple in my area on that sight and I'm not looking to drive 2 hours for a hookup how is back page?

Backpage is,the only sourc for Internet whores in New Mexico

That sounds like you've got it going pretty good for yourself then man maybe one day I'll have the money to do this regularly or I'll get a girl maybe both

backpage has lots of fakes, but you can find some gems on there. I honestly wouldn't suggest it for the first timer since you may need a bit more experience to sift out the con-jobs.

Where are you? I may have traveled through

So it's relatively trustworthy then?

This Cred Forumsro knows what it's all about. It's the reason I wont go escort hunting. If i want to fuck someone, I want to go down on them, kiss them, make out with them, everything.

Cant do that with an escort. UNless you want to get a cold or herpes or something.

Kek you let them facebook you? Whats wrong with you?

Raleigh NC area

no, ordinary girls will try to facebook you if you fuck them, escorts don't give a shit about that since discretion is part of the job.

i unfortunately haven't jizzed in the Carolinas. Actually, I did fuck my ex-gf in Myrtle Beach.

I usually try to visit escorts when traveling, but not on the last trip to Raleigh

Also should I do an incall or an out call?

No it's not trustworthy you have to screen each broad by looking at the ads and photos. If the photos are too good it's a trap or a con, don't go,with the nigger bitches or the old bitches they're the ones whose pimp will roll you. Find the ones under thirty who are junkies and will do outcall otherwise you'll be going to some shit hotel and you'll get robbed or caught in a sting unless you're careful. Or go with the one who is a hot pro about 26 who will charge 200 an hour at a nicer hotel, she'll be cleaner but still a fucked up whore. Text them a little get to know,their vibe and see how often they post on BP and do a reverse image search on their photos. Use textnow a free text service so,they don't get your number and don't use your real name. Or just go,get a girlfriend who will give you a blowjob...

I'm a big fan of whores. Just don't expect to much from her part besides a fuck.
Be sure to get a decent one and talk on the phone first, also make sure to carry only the amount of cash you need to pay and go back home.
If you enjoy any drugs you can do them in front of her and have a nice time, whores and cops don't mix.

I always wanted to bang a black girl so I went to see this dirty escort I found on backpage, not the best experience, but she was very flexible! Don't think I'd see her again though.

Alright I'll make sure to do that any fake name suggestions? Is 200 an hour a good rate?

I'm not expecting much at all really I didn't think about the cash thing do you need to tip escorts I mean it's a service industry right?

Optimus Prime Smith is my go-to. Just go with something like James, Ben, Mark. John is for faggots.

200/hr really depends man. I kinda get off on getting a good deal (yes, I do have some jew blood)

no you don't tip. the rate is the agreed upon rate. Sometimes there are upsells like one chick wanted $20 more so i could titfuck her and cum on her face.

In NM it's high, i usually would pay around 80 for a Bj and fuck and they'd uber to my house and I'd tip. Be nice to them but be strong or they'll take advantage and don't let them know your a newbie. Say how much for a Bj a fuck, one pop? Tell them what you want it's not a date you're paying for a job. So say some,thing like I want a blowjob for,twenty minutes then fuck you from behind and lick my asshole in between...

nope

you gotta be careful being that explicit. Thats the only way the cops can bust a prostitute if there is an explicit agreement in real terms.

really depends on your city. I live in Columbus, OH and the selection here is horrifyingly bad. In Ohio, Dayton for some reason is the best for escorts. When I worked in Indianapolis for 8 months it took me a month but I found a reasonable looking "escort" and we worked towards a mostly weekly contract to satisfy my, ummm, needs.

go to usa sex guide dot info for reviews on your area to make sure your not gonna get ripped off and find out who is worth your time and money

Alright thanks guys well she have any expectations of me besides not being a nasty ass do I need to like prepare my self or something?

OK I'll check it out is there anything I can do to avoid being scammed besides using a well reviewed lady

You're right, this is when we're on the sofa or bed

Spend more. she will be worth it and more clean. Remember that this is a business transaction adn you are the customer spending... she is the product... so mkae that bitch do whatever you want and don't let any emotions get in the way. Seriously... slap her and nut on her face.

I would never do it ,, too scared to get mugged or kill by the pimp or even the girl.. these people are fucked up

Not really, there a lot of risk involved with this. It's not like ordering Starbucks, these a re fucked up desperate human beings you need to understand it may not turn out like a porno fantasy.

Lexi Belle did a show at a strip club in Dayton earlier this year

just take a shower and scrub dem nuts really well. Theres a term in the biz, YMMV (your mileage may vary), which means if you are a nice clean person she may open up a larger menu. Having a clean pair of clackers has opened up some doors.

Yeah after talking to you guys I'm thinking about 200 is the good price for my area

Naah, you don't tip her. If you are into extras like fucking her bum the she'll ask for more money but if you want something like that just ask her on the phone.

Some other random tips:
*Be sure to meet her in a place with other people around, like a motel.
*Be vigilant of your shit, a lot of whores like to steal.
*Don't ask anything of make small talk about her job.
*Never kiss or go down on her.
*Don't give her details about you specially your financial situation.
*Bring your own condoms.
*When you finish, get dressed, say "i had a nice time, bye" and jet out of there. Don't make small talk any further or walk/drive her anywhere.

Lol that's not how it works when you hire a respecting worker to preform a service.

Alright I got let me make sure I got this down 1 don't use my real name/phone number or anything that can trace back to me 2 no funny business get straight to the point like this a transaction 3 don't bring anything with me besides cash and condoms and 4 vent them before seeing them. Is there anything else

>Lexi Belle did a show at a strip club in Dayton earlier this year

That's different. Strippers Escorts. Some strippers escort but the ( in my opinion ) money is 3 x escorts for the same thing and the same relative hotness.

I guess it depends on what you want.

I wanted someone to suck my dick then take a load of my jizz on their face. Personally, I'd rather pay an average broad to do that than some "porn star" five times for the same thing.

When I pay $300 plus an hour, it works however the fuck I want it to.

I think you have everything covered. If you are a young looking guy tell her you are a virgin, must whores like that and put on a better performance.

Oh that's pretty smart man you should do this full time

Hey I am the same user who said to spend more. Don't listen to this fuck. In the whore business, being a virgin will only cause these bitches to try and play you. Throw your money down and seriously think of her as a product meant to satisfy you. Don't pretend to be a virgin or cater to bullshit. Give her the money and TELL her wtf to do.

>Have money ready but don't pay yet, Until your times up.
>Don't be shy at all, get comfortable and talk a little on what you can and can't do.

>must whores like that and put on a better performance

They do not give a shit. You are a paycheck to them and their pimp. Maybe in Vegas but anywhere else it's get it over with unless they sense a potential for repeat business - and for "virgin's" it's usually one and done. It's the lonely loser dudes they like to hook in for repeat business; especially if you are not a complicated, perverted fuck with mental issues.

OK that makes sense so should I be instructive then or will she handle it

see? this guy knows too. the virgin bullshit works for them, not you. Also, always carry a weapon... ALWAYS. Do not forget the type of business this is. Spend more, no real names, carry a weapon and condoms, she is a product not a person... literally think of it as owning a sex slave for whatever amount of time you buy.

Picking a random whore off backpage with no research is a bad idea. Don't do it. You're asking to get bait and switched, outright robbed, or busted in a sting.

1) Get a burner cell phone, pay cash for it, do not register it in any way with something that could be tied back to you
2) get a throw away email account, do not use it for anything else other than whores
3) if you absolutely must use backpage, google the number first. If you see different girls associated with the number, do not contact that person. A well established escort is going to have reviews and is going to keep the same cell phone. Be careful when contacting these providers, there are scam sites out that harvest cell phone information and then blackmail you when you contact the hooker.
4) Do not enter a room if the lights are dim and you cant see fully
5) do not enter the room if the girl hides behind the door
6) if she is different from the pics, leave
7) if she starts talking about sex for money in any form, break off conversation and leave
8) if you get a bad feeling at any point, leave.

easier to get a whore to satisfy my piss fetish rather than convince a one night stand to play along

Straight up, this guy is probably married and does this often. If you are single, all this is unnecessary.

Op sauce?

Not sure man found it here yesterday day here is a consolation prize

Also, you need to post a thread and pics of the encounter. tell the bitch up front that you want pics. she may not let you include face or tats but she wont fight it.

OK I'll try my best if it's not more than like $50 extra Cred Forumsros.

What about human trafficing asian whores they out there for real?

>post a thread and pics of the encounter.

No

pics without consent = lawsuit / life over / kill yourself

If you want pics you will need to wait until about the 3rd encounter with a regular escort. never post them online, especially for Cred Forumstards

Missed the picture sorry

Cont.

Do your research, google the number, register at some review sites like TER. A well established provider is going to post her TER ID in her ads. Check out the reviews, and look at the reviewers to see if they have only reviewed that one person.

Most higher end independent escorts are going to require some verification. This means they're going to want to talk to other escorts you've seen OR get some personal information from you. The way around this is to go through a verification service, the two big ones being Preferred 411 and Date Check. You give those companies your personal info and they do a little background check to see if are a cop or a psycho. This usually involves them you giving them your work information and them calling the central switchboard and asking to talk with you. The upside to this is that the company just tells the escort you're approved and you don't have to provide them with any other information. Verification services also have advertisements for girls who don't work off backpage, so even if you area seems to be dry, checking a verification service may turn up some girls working around you.

Not in USA. maybe on west coast but that's mostly a myth.

but all the chinese restaurants have illegal asians....surely there must be asian whores in the wild

Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, thrush, genital crabs, warts.

Alright thanks for the help man are incalls or out calls safer?

Maybe you should just drive around to chinese restaurants and offer the staff money for sex

Should I ask her to shave then at least get rid of the crabs right?

>Straight up, this guy is probably married and does this often. If you are single, all this is unnecessary.
You're a fucking dipshit then. If you are going to get busted, do not make it easy on them. Giving a hooker your personal cell phone and email which then gives her your FB account is fucking retarded. Going into a hotel room of a backpage whore where you can't see inside is fucking stupid, staying in a room with a hooker who has already scammed you by posting fake pics is fucking stupid.

Also is there an appropriate time to call/text them like right now it's 9 pm can I still text around or should I wait till the morning

>Preferred 411 and Date Check.

Oh lordy no, these are fly by night services capitalizing for a quick buck. As soon as their business model folds their data is open to feds and worse...

No no no...

Look, paying money for a woman is ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE but Vegas.

There are plenty of fat, ugly or pathetic whores on Craigslist, PlentyOfFish or whatever the most popular "dating" site is.

What would you rather do? Pay $60 for a chance at a land whale after a dinner or $200 for a potential date with a police officer and a bulky, smelly cell-mate.

What's wrong with you people ???

The safest, but obviously most expensive, route is to rent your own motel room and have the escort come to you.

Going to an escort is asking for trouble. Pimp/mugger hiding in the closet, or cop sting are both possible. I would never do this.

Having an escort come to your actual residence is risky, too. They are very often thieves.

do this. film yourself doing this.

I want chinese restaurant pussy not some shitty fucking landwhale american bitch

how much you love me long time?

Having been with 7-8 hookers/escorts myself, I have some pointers -
Unprotected Sex with hookers is bad, m'kay? I have done it four times. Every time, I wigged out for weeks about STDs and everything. In fact, I stopped getting with hookers because I hated worrying so damned much after the fact.

If you use backpage, and your are doing an infall, drive up and case the house, look for cop cars. Assuming everything is good, grab your keys and $___ dollars, cash, in 20s. NOTHING ELSE. No cell, no smokes, no dope, NO WALLET. Nothing.

Play it cool when you meet her, leave money on a table displayed as you are talking to her. Don't be stupid and say something like "ok heres the 200 bucks give me a blow-jay!". She will think you are a cop.

Don't look like an undercover cop. Don't shave for a day or two. This comes down to how you naturally look, if you have a scruffy beard or long hair, or don't look like captain clean-cut fucking america, you are good. This always puts a escort/hooker on their nerves.

Arguing over condoms and whatnot is a huge turn off. Expect to have a condom on the whole time. If only to not have to deal with her arguing with you. If you are given the opportunity not to, that is on you. Expect to wig out afterward if you don't.

Fucking CLEAN UP hygiene wise before hand. Shower and scrub your dick/balls. Grubby fucking hippies.

Be smart. If other guys are in the house/appt, BAIL. Use some street sense and common sense. If it feels wrong, or something feels REALLY off, peace out of there.

Consider heavily doing an outcall first (girl comes to you), provided you aren't some 16yo user living with mom and dad. It is generally more safe for you. Less safe for her.

Have fun! You don't have to worry about having game or taking her to dinner, the bar game, the text game, or any other shit. You are paying her to let you fuck her, and leave afterward.

>Be me at age 21
>drunk and horny so I call an escort
>go to her shitty hotel room
>have mediocre sex and have my hour cut short because she said I pay for the hour but can only cum once
>get to the end of the hall
>Big nigger with pistol showing gets in my face
>tell him to fuck off because I've been threatened by pussy ass niggas like him before
>taxi is waiting out front
>they trail me all the way to my house at 4 am
>2 niggers try and Rob me but I manage to KO one of them and avoid getting robbed
>Run home
>post on Cred Forums to warn fellow Cred Forumsros about getting robbed by a cheap escort

I ain't getting a cheap escort so I think I'll be fine

>Oh lordy no, these are fly by night services capitalizing for a quick buck. As soon as their business model folds their data is open to feds and worse...
They've been around for years and are well established. P411 at least is Canada based and claims to destroy the data. Dcheck on the other hand is US based and says they'll hand over whatever they've got under court order. The whole situation is risky no matter what. I'd personally rather give my information out once and plead ignorance if anything happens than have it floating around multiple places

Oh and prostitution regulated by the county in Nevada, it is illegal in Las Vegas.

>Look, paying money for a woman is ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE but Vegas.
wrong

it's legal in nevada, but illegal in vegas

doesn't stop 90% of nevada prostitution from happening in vegas

source: me, I've been in vegas for a month in march

Alright I have the cash for a cheap motel should I be assertive and just walk and be like "strip" or should I just let it kinda float along? You know some small talk that kinda thing

>Having been with 7-8 hookers/escorts myself, I have some pointers -
>Unprotected Sex with hookers is bad, m'kay? I have done it four times. Every time, I wigged out for weeks about STDs and everything. In fact, I stopped getting with hookers because I hated worrying so damned much after the fact.
This guy speaks the truth. Got a BBJB once and freaked out for weeks. Ended up just going to an STD clinic and they gave me a course of anti-biotics while they waited for the test to come back. Any time my dick itched for a year after that I thought I was getting the herp.

Kek look for cop cars.

"Why is nobody falling for our prostitution sting? We have been at this for nearly a week and not one of these degenerate perverts has shown up after we text him the address."

>vice cop peers through the blinds, sneers angrily

"God dammit, McCleary, you parked your squad right on the street in front of the house!"

Alright I'll make sure to ware a rubber the whole time

>Alright I have the cash for a cheap motel should I be assertive and just walk and be like "strip" or should I just let it kinda float along? You know some small talk that kinda thing
this is how its going to happen.

She's going to excuse herself to the bathroom, and suggest you get comfortable. This means you get naked and wait for her. She's going to come out of the bathroom and either be naked or wearing something awesome.

See this is the kind of advice I need of she said make yourself comfortable to me I would have like kicked of my shoes and put on some always sunny

perfect
more of her

Sorry I don't any names I just saved them

You dickbags...
Yes, technically Nevada not Vegas.
Sorry. Nobody in the USA thinks of Nevada - nobody.
Geographically nobody knows where Nevada but everyone knows where Vegas is.

The point is... It's illegal everywhere else.

Yes, it's usually not prosecuted because cops are lazy and have bigger problems ( blacks, profiling, etc. )

But, like speeding, solicitation is a fucking easy citation and compared to finding any other legal option for obtaining pussy, mouth or anus I have no idea why idiots continue to do things that will potentially fuck them for the rest of their lives.

Good enough?

Do I need to bring lube too or will she have that covered?

I don't want any names
I want more pics

I AIN'T GOT MORE PICS OF HER NIGGA

Thanks for the help guys but I gotta sleep I'll post pics of I have them on sunday

Angle makes her legs look like midget legs with a normal upper body and arms

Try and use nightshift.co

It's a little about luck to. Where are you getting these escorts? Every one of them has to put them self out in the market and have a promising story. I had a pretty nice experience myself once.

Regret.