You're going to die, user. Any last words?

SUCK MA DICK!

What is already dead may never die.

Now, say good night, nigger

Fhritp

Check my dubs messtar gurnmam

You're a big guy

If i get dubs, you gonna let me live.

its about fucking time

" Maybe i will die.... but... At least i'm not gay "

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit,
both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

YOU ARE A BIG BITCH. I HATE YOU. YOU CAN EAT MY OVARY AND DRINK MY MENSTRUATION WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR POOL VAGINA.

> teleports behind you
nothing personnel, kid.

For you

"can I writer her name on the bullet? I want her to be the last thing on my mind"

Go ahead, make my day motherfucker.

Learn to use commas you dumb fuck

valar morghulis

dont fucking kill me with my own gun... i guess?

Gp100
I got a boner

Thank you.

Why do you have this picture user? It has to be the only time you've ever used it and probably ever will, unless you make a thread like this again and post this same picture

Tiocfaidh ár Lá!

What are you gonna do stab me?

Meh.

you masturbate to gons?
watch dizz, you gon' liek it

Plz don't kill me I wanna live more :(

"IM GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK"
Robber/Terrorist runs away in confusion

Not before Trump!

His name is Robert Paulson

You cannot kill what you did not create.

Should have raped her. Dang

Suck my dick or you know what happens.
Sincerely
Op

Do it already fucking fagget.

You can't hurt what's been dead inside for years.

"The game"

How about a last cigarette instead?

>off by four...

>thanks

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My dubs say other wise

ITTY BITTY BOAT

HABEEB IT

Honestly it'd be so easy to disarm that guy, plus he's white so you know he can't fight. I'd probably say something like "Rexall brand is the greatest for gastric pa-" then snatch his gun and shoot him in the gut a few times and watch him die.
Pro tip: never stand within 21 feet of someone you intend to shoot

Fire, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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TRUMP 2016

Tell Jannica to fuck herself

My Queen.. My love.. My wife

I dindo nuffin.

YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD

ANY LAST WORDS?

>gets threatened by gun
>steals gun
>nigger logic

Before you do, I gotta tell you, I think there's a sni

>threatened by gun
>do nothing and die
>cuckold swede logic

I'll suck your black cock master

yes, someone has definitely had to have gone so far as decided to go even look more like..... like honestly can you tell me, has anyone ever been so far as decided to go even look more like???

Look at my dubs

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What are you gonna do? shoot me? ZIP DIDDLY BOP!

>white people cant fight
>fighting is when you wildly chimp out and swing your fists around until the thirty seconds is up.

Yes, there's a man with a suit parked next to a taxi on Bremerton st. Go to him. He will give you a card. An ace of spades. Take it. Take it to an elderly woman at the loe kee apartments on Georgia Ave. (apt 147). She will give you and address and a phrase. The address being 2415 west jasmine st in Stephenville TX. The phrase being, "the winters coldest winds breeze amongst the trees limbs". Say that phrase to the "true" owner of the house at said address she will give you a semi automatic assault rifle. Take the rifle to the top of either Mt. Rainier or Mt Spokane in Washington, (A sherpa will meet you halfway). Light a fire in the hidden tower of drindle. That will signal my godson in Anaheim california who will then contact you with the code word: yellow. Take this to anaheim find my godson at the fishermans market and tell him "yellow" he will then give you a series of three numbers. 69,96,66.
Take these to the docks on any beach you come to in california. Find the boat with the name, "Aziz Ansari" and you will find a safe enter the numbers in the order they were said. Once you find out that those numbers resemble nothing and its just a padlock, shoot the lock with the semi automatic assault rifle and retrieve the papers inside. My will, my 7th grade report card, and my final words. Deliver me my final words so i can die peacefully.
Thank you.

Trips and I get saved by pure luck.

Most white guys can't even manage that. I've been in a quite a few scraps and white guys never fight back. You hit them once and they give up. To white guys fighting is screaming like children and pushing whereas black guys actually punch.
Anyways I'm white myself so it's not that I'm racist, just realistic. White guy with a gun is a threat but I've got a pretty good chance of shooting him in the gut a few times and laughing while he dies.

"For Harambe"

Thank you, I'll see you in the next life.

1. You're pretty fucking edgy, kid.
2. Those little ghetto fights of yours don't mean shit. People who are fighters can snap bones with their hands.

"I'm coming home, big fella!"

"Ever seen the movie Chef?"

Give me last drink

Karma's a bitch.

Nope, sorry lol those karate demonstrations are for show.
People can dislocate and damage joints using leverage and their entire body weight, we can rupture internal organs and blood vessels; we can't snap bones with our hands.
Even if there was someone who could, why would that person use a gun? If this guy's a martial artist why would he not know about the Tueler Drill?
Face it, you're a cuck and probably a fag.

Delete my internet history at least

Here i come, harambe!

Hey, Mr Shooter man, your shoelaces are untied

"Check em."

I
I dont want to die

This and nice get

Its been a good meme...

Yes, just three

If dubs he makes me sick his fat cock instead

Damnit reroll for get my boi pussy filled

Islam was a mistake

Fuck it just kill me ...

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I bet the Jews did this!

Shoot me as I cum please show mercy

I wish I'd gone to more orgies.

why are you pointing a pellet gun at me?

>feelz threatened by comment
>butthurt reply
>upgraded from nigger
>to butthurt nigger

You replied to a butthurt comment, I guess that makes you somehow even lower. Probably a cuckolded swede watching his daughter getting raped by "syrians" and fingering his pooper as a result.

"Let's just do it" The famous last words of the last man that was exicuted in America when they banned it

Later picked up by a major sporting company and slightly modified to make "Just do it"

Ind4 snakes in the glass

Thank you.

"please, PLEASE don't fucking kill me!! I'll do anything you want, ANYTHING- just please for the love of God let me live!" *Pisses self

No, I'm a mugger who gets it up to pony porn.

Because I can? What does it matter how many times I've used or will use it?
>Implying I made this shit thread to ironically post a reaction
Kill yourself.

This actualy happened in a dream of mine, what I said was just simply:
"You gey"

There are only 2 genders.

>this white guy has a suprise for you

Gay

Kiriko, I'm so sorry. Please know that I learned from this, and that all that I taught you was in order to make you realize things you perhaps had come to ignore for the sake of stability.

Keep fighting to make things happier for you. I'm sorry I can't do anything to help. In fact, I probably made them worse.

I love you.

I would stare him right in the eye and get my final revenge.

"You just lost the game."

u gay if u shoot

Nothing is real. Everything is permissible.

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>Milhouse is a meme

I fucked your mom

Checked

>Again threatened by a swede reply
>Projects an autistic front
>Paints a colorful picture of daughter
>Nigger compares himself to poop
>nigooper logic

Tell my sister I'm sorry.

I really hate niggers and jews

>Nigger compares himself to poop

Dindu Nuffin!

i wanna replace the photo with a gay threesome but my photoshop license is expired. :(

Atleast buy me a drink before

I am the gun.

>Learn to use commas you dumb fuck

Learn to use commas yourself, you dumb fuck.

I did it for the lulz, faggot

I always wanted to be an Adventurer, but then I took an Arrow in the Knee.

What is dead may never die.

fuck dude

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.

finally

Nothing personnel kid.

*Clears throat*
Check em.

That's why I slept with your daughter AND your sister!

Ma niggah

OP is a faggot.
Also, According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second.
Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen!

This again? Well shoot me in the stomach I never get to die well. At least its not a car crash this time.

I'm sorry.

i will make it short and sweet if you shoot me i will have you know that i will fucking haunt you in cod for the rest of your life constantly camping your bitch ass out

you have to ask yourself one question punk did i fire 5 shot or 6 ?

Trash racket

What are you gonna do shoot me?

Clear my browser history please.

uh huh huh huh uh...

how about "butt cheeks" ?

Underrated

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I have a couple, butt cheeks..... and boobs, I just gotta say that again. BOOBS

Shut up beavis

>>Learn to use commas you dumb fuck
>Learn to use commas yourself, you dumb fuck.

Kek

someone clear my web history.

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!

Also, came here to say this lel

"interesting, so you thought you weren't a faggot and actually had a gun pointed at me...shatter, kioka-suigetsu..."

chek em

No funeral.

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Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Hitler did nothing wrong

We're both going to die you stupid fuck.

Bush did 9/11

Nigga plea --

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why would he not just skip all of that and just go find the boat, you literally told him where it was, there's no need to go through all of that other bullshit

I'd get my dick out and blast my would be murderer with piss

for the sake of the joke??

Fuck Hillary.

fuck niggers

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR!!?

ummmmm sauce?

damn.

A shitty movie.

Fucking eh

"It's free real estate"

>I fucked your mother.

I never have to work tomorrow again!

i shall not worry about death because lord kek is my savior