Any swingers?

any swingers?

Wife (ten years) and I are going to a swinger party tomorrow night for the first time. She's always expressed a desire to have sex with another woman, and we figured that would be the best way for that to happen.

I'm hoping she's into it, and hoping this opens some doors for me too.

Anybody on here into this stuff?

also, inb4 some virgin calls me a cuck

>wife (ten years)
Are you a muslim or something?

lol

this

My Permanent roommate and I know a couple of swingers. Well, the wife swings; the husband doesn't. It's still kinda strange to me, but hey, everyone's different, right?

I honestly don't get it. Is that a long time or something?

>She's always expressed a desire to have sex with another woman, and we figured that would be the best way for that to happen.
At a swinger's party? Good luck.

>hoping this opens some doors for me too.
Get ready for disappointment. The swinging scene for men sucks.

Ten year old...... married

HAHAHA oh shit, son...I get it. My bad.

Well...that's a bummer. Oh well...at least it will probably be interesting. If not, we go home and watch porn I guess.

We have been swinging for pver 20 years. Most of all you can not be jealous, second no going solo. It is a form of entertainment for us. Nothing more nothing else Some couples play
cards, other couples go clubbing, we swing.

Who is that semen demon?

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rad...thanks. this is going to be interesting, seeing how we take this.

What do you mean "no going solo"? does that mean, do let her have sex with a woman if i'm not doing something too? or do you mean don't go to a party by myself? the party i'm going to doesn't allow single dudes...just couples and lesbian couples and single women

No meeting anyone that you had sex with at one of the parties. Then it becomes infidelity instead of recreation.

>the party i'm going to doesn't allow single dudes...just couples and lesbian couples and single women
Like I said, at a swinger's party, good luck. There are no single women and it's less common to get women to play together without their partners. Finding a woman to bring into your relationship is fucking hard, that's why they're called unicorns. Get ready to have some other dude fucking your wife.

ah...i see. thank you...noted

Wow. Get out much?

well...that's kind of a bummer...thanks for the insight. will keep expectations low

If I went out more often, I would be better at understanding a pedophile joke?

Kids, dude. They don't get shit.
Remember, the average age on Cred Forums is like 14.

Yeah, 10 years is a respectable about of time to be married.
Been with mine for 22 years, married for 16.

Always wanted that to happen as well, shes even into chicks to a degree (shes made it with chicks extensively before we met.).