C-cooking with Alice, part two!

Fuck...

A right cunt, ya fuckin wanker

W-we all know what is between my thighs.

Love!

mother fu-

Gasp

What the fuck are you even making?

...

Alice, it's my first time in your threads, will you stay all the night? say yes please...

That doesn't seem right medically....

Aww shiet man those biceps, they iz crazy man
DO YOU EVEN FUCKIGN LIFT, BRAH?

I would hold your hand and gently walk you home.

Alice would you marry me, because all I want from you is to convince me that you are a boy despite everything. This is my dream.

Alice what is your favorite anime/manga?

>G-guys I'm a f-female I promise
>I-I'm not a weeaboo I'm part Asian
>you can repeat that all night long but it's all meaningless unless you provide us with some proof

hey alice!!
how can we find you outside your threads?

...

I blame the mods...

N-now mix the glaze in w-with the meat, t-to make glazed meat!

Then play t-that sound from Zelda when you open a chest, c-cuz you did it and you d-deserve a reward!

i want to cuddle with (you)

Oh I'm working on making the glaze Alice-chan

what do you use your rechargable batteries for?

It's a g-great day to see that these threads are still the most popular in Cred Forums!

(You)

...

ayy lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s0ffBTEoMUU0

vocaroo.com/i/s1I6VPteuwVI

I like you
I guess

I am available via email at [email protected], skype at alicemargatroid2, steam via Aneki Margatroid, and my chat is at anekihou.se/chat

M-my xbone controllers and herb vape!

wut i missed?

kek

checked

See

CUNT

let me try something new

N-now stir that glaze in! It s-should be evenly coated and delicious!

Can I send you Pictures of stickman figures I draw, when Im bored?

This thread makes me happy tbh. But the only reason why I keep asking Alice to be a trap is because I am a degenerate. I want to die but I want Alice too. (YwY)

:D I hoped you'd say that, Im using my bong right now but I recently used my magic flight again and remembered how much I loved vaping

This

Why do you keep studdering Alice? That shit makes my penis tingle.

tfw Alice will never cuddle with me

YOU DROPPED ONE

RUINED

KappaRoss

Man I remember being so disappointed by ss2..
>oh wow
>a NEW super sayain?
>I wonder what he will look like now!?!?!?!?

the exact same

here goes nothing<

Damn... Almost time for the wife to get home...lol

I wonder if alice was one of those kids who was socially hopeless irl but somehow was able to do pretty well with text.

W-why not?

Oh y-you silly billy...just b-because you like things closer to the edge of the bell curve d-doesn't make you a degenerate!

You are special and l-lovely, just t-the way you are

Escapee!!!!!! Get him!

Are you married, Alice?

oc, on Cred Forums's Cred Forums?
i never thought i'd see the day...

W-well Anonymous? What d-do you think

I'll be back in a few minutes. Watch my chocolate milk for me?

stamp?

Should i quit drinking? I really like drinking though

how did you become wealthy when youre such a spaz?

*sips* Mmm! Good!

Look you weeaboo slut we don't care about your fucking sausage cheese food shit give us more full body shots with that cancerous face picture

sure

It's okay, I usually want t-to die also b-but it is much so impossible to think like that in threads like these

I want to wife alice

It's even scheduled, although Miss Alice here can't keep up with her own schedule most of the time.

I have that same phone

My name is Allison... does that count..?

It would taste better if you feed me that with a spoon

Taste pretty shit. Didn't really expect much from a guy putting pictures of a anime girl in front of his face while cooking.

...

sure

Faggot

Y-you should!

B-by loving Cred Forums with all m-my infinite heart f-for years on end, w-while slowly succumbing to numerous knives in m-my back until I l-lost nearly everything I had, then c-continuing by s-sheer willpower until I m-made my future w-with my own two hands!

W-what can I say? It's h-hard!

I'm n-not a guy, sorry

fucking faggot.

faggot

would taste better with some tits

いただいきまず！

What is Alice's schedule? I want to pester her to become my trap chap. Might even keep me from jumping off the expressway

Close, but I'm pretty sure it's いただきます

OHSHITNIGGER

How do you like my drawing Alice-chan. Thats how I imagine you in my kitchen

No one (wo)man should have all that power.

Fucking faggot i hope you eat shit and die

These threads make me want to kill myself because I will never have a woman in an informal setting prepare a meal for me other than my mother.

>lost everything you had

sounds like a story. want to tell it?

Quit talking with runes, you filthy animals.

oh yeah taste delicious mmmm

its cool user i got another one.

user from previous thread from the old times;

Still not 100% what to make or you. Not entirely sure if you have a complex that drives you or what, but you seem generally harmless enough. I can see why people can get bent out about you, but as long as it's you and yours doing your thing I don't think you need the hate, but I'm sure you're aware of that.

With that being said, don't fly so close to the sun this time. You remember what happened last time, yeah?

vocaroo.com/i/s11PKHcWntlV

Nigger, you've got some talent right there, good job.

I m-make cooking threads every friday at 10PM EST, Tea threads every Monday and Wensday at 10PM EST, and h-help threads at 8AM EST and 8PM EST

W_why not?

N-now you have!

N-no thanks! I cannot change the past, so I work to improve the future.

lol

Hey Anons how are-

WHAT HAPEN LASTTIME?

nice phone.

/k/'s Mugi-Chan is infinitely superior to un-kawaii pigdog Alice.

I t-think you are overthinking this.

W-well everyone, that's my thread! I hope you enjoyed it, and I h-hope you'll come back for tea on Monday

so many threads; do you live on the chan?

Ok aliceanon whatever the fuck you are why not do it on youtube?

GODDAMITTOHELL

Personally you scare me but it's just a song.

What you are is not just frightening but tantalizing.

Always a pleasure! Thank you~

Alice I love you.

Don't know why, but this thread made me smile. Don't care about your real gender or nationality, you are kinda not a faggot, OP , thanks

Thank you!

I will not stop until Alice realizes how serious I am about wanting her to be my boy toy

L-luckily, I'm n-not trying to be kawaii

love yaa
cya next week

we really want to hear it tho. post the story up! or at least a more indepth summary

bye bye

M-my pleasure!

I'm n-not a girl.

S-see you then!

Y-you should have been there

But should i quit smoking pot?

don't worry, we got more

fuck lurking im stroling on random 4c shit and i saw this shit so i decided to join for the first time in this thread

N-not a boy, sorry.

>not an attention whore
Wow you made my night thank you for the life holy shit

godammit anyone got the story then?

>I'm n-not a girl.
lol

>Might I suggest you lurk moar?

OH SHIT

Y-you are very welcome

Either way i am close lol

if alice doesnt reply im offing myself tonight

See
too slow idiot

goodnight Alice

Have a great weekend Alice, I love you with a femmy pee pee. (n_n)

>Lurk moar
#Shotsfired

I w-would recommend against that.

can i get a personalized goodbye yeah kk? :DDDDddddDd

>L-luckily, I'm n-not trying to be kawaii vape instead!
Into the trash it goes. Beyond redemption.

LOL

I-I'm so sorry...again

thanks for making me not die, goodnight Alice

T-this is my vape; it's a m-medical device, unlike anything else you are using, and d-does not damage lungs.

So, you know, do your research.

Okay, now that she's gone, I need to let you guys know something. I have a HUGE crush on Alice and I can't hold back from visualizing us having a perfect relationship. It just seems like there is no other girl out there that even compares to the amazingness of Alice. I'm too shy to try and introduce myself to her, I might fuck everything up. help guys

OOOOHHH NOOOOOO

she means vape weed, not mouth fedora vape

Of c-course! *wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes gently* G-good night, m-my love

Alice tell me why i should not kill myself

I'm n-not gone, silly.

S-see? This man g-gets it.

G-give me more Anonymous; why d-do you want to?

How bad is vaping, still? Or is i-it not at all?

Ask her to be your trap chap.

nice filename my friend

...

V-vaping THC isn't p-particularly harmful, according t-to three medium scale s-studies.

I love you A-Alice

awww luv u 2 bae

I l-love you too

Can you ever forgive me?

pedos

Dude that looks gross as fuck.

Your threads just make me happy inside. Not sure why. Doesn't matter what you make.

I g-guess it would be a choice if I didn't live in a country that outright bans i-it.

:

disgusting pigu-doggu arice

Y-you know there is a little X in the right hand corner y-you can click if you d-don't like a thread.

Feel free to make use of it.

>23
>Live with parents
>Bipolar, possible Asperger's
>NEET
>No degree
>No interests
>No friends
>No gf
>No hope
Becoming an hero seems logical.

Is this a cringe thread?

Thank you, Alice.

8-0

I missed Alice's thread! I want to cry now. Alice is literally the best thing on channel 4.

See that? I fucked up before Alice even got my name. It is truly better to be dead than to live with this shame.

alice are you russian?

...W-what? How does that follow?
You are 23; you have the whole rest of your life (expected to be somewhere around 55 years) to figure out the stuff you are complaining about.

Don't throw away your whole life because it currently isn't what you expected; work to change it into what you want!

You can do it Anonymous; I believe in you!

>closing my browser for cancer
The fuck did you say to me you stuttering faggot?
youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

i don't know user...
that was...
all the milk we had...
maybe we need some time apart, meet new people... you know

Korean and J-japanese

hey alice,
im trying to join your chat. how do i make an account?

Just type in a name and hit log in

Oh yeah, Alice.
My brain damage is pretty much confirmed. In case you care.
Maybe shouln't post that here though.

How is you?

You're given one if seen fit.

B-But we never even had our first kiss...

Been a while, trying something new alice?

I f-fit in this outfit better!

You aren't even a real girl.

P-pretty sure my vagina cares to differ.

Dear Alice. He likes the attention, even though he's being negative. Don't take him too seriously. If he didn't enjoy talking with you, he would not be here. Just be careful not to give him all your attention. There are many fans here who are here to give praise and positive attention to you. Don't forget about us.

Got any proof this vagina you're talking about even exists? Ha! I think not!

why are you single? If you are,,,

Shut up, you're just licking Alice's ass.

its because youre fat.

>my mutilated jew dick is a vag
Drop cooking immediately. That's some stand-up comedian level of hilarity. How can one autist be this delusion?

I-is that a bad thing?
I-i would d-do that r-right now.

I d-do, right between my legs

>it thinks its "transition" was a "birth"
holy shit my fucking side

You've been doing that for a while now, so, pathetic lame yadda yadda blah blah blah.

Ah.
I was late to everything.

Take care!

HAHAHAHA, proof that "nice guys" finish last. She's so busy responding to assholes, she's ignoring you. Lesson: Be an asshole.

lol Alice ily

>With that being said, don't fly so close to the sun this time. You remember what happened last time, yeah?

what did they mean by this?

you realize her name, address, and all sorts of dox have been posted confirming she is a girl right

Alpha.

sauce on the story behind it?

she doxxed herself five years ago to show her resolve and that she would never back down from her fight to help Anonymous

surely someone must have a screencap?

Alice had it on her own website, in her archive.
Not sure of the link though

OG from her 2011 threads here. Not her dox anymore, she now lives in NYC so this should be safe to post.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove it kiddo.

it was verified by people who went and saw her tardo

>So this should be safe to post
cuck

She's part of Cred Forums for ages now, where have you been, newfriend?

>Was busy cleaning my room all night
>Still not done
>Didn't get to spend any time with friends at the shrine

;_;

Wait, is this the same Alice who would always talk about bread, bread, delicious bread years ago?

is this her?

bunbunmarunews.blogspot.co.nz/2011/05/alice-margatroid.html

>it is because I say
Nice

Avoiding cancer, unlike you newfag.

It's weirding me out that your apartment has the EXACT same layout, cabinetry, and counter tops as my brother's.

Position of the stove and microwave, brand of stove, position of sink, depth of cabinets, color of cabinets, cabinet handles,... it's the same fucking apartment

That said, no burn marks. Not Alice / 10

>same birthday as mine
yeah it is.

>Avoiding cancer
Don't you think you're doing it poorly? You replied upon being called newfag.

no it is because it is. gg

alice has skin grafts, tardo.

We need to find the architect so we can track her down.

she lives on long island if that helps

>Don't you think you're doing it poorly? You replied upon being called newfag.
Holy fuck this projecting. Go to bed kiddo.

>it is because it is
wew lad that circular logic

it isn't circular. its basic set theory: identity operation.

x = x

Learn some fucking logic, tardo

...

How can you back this up?

I prefer Alice's mom.

>it isn't circular. its basic set theory: identity operation.
>x = x
>Learn some fucking logic, tardo
So tell me lad, since you strike me as the type of person to take an online assessment of how far you are along the autism spectrum, where do you fall?

also
>logic
Where is your proof lad?

get the fuck out cancer

Just gave it, and the only one who can diagnose that sort of thing is a doctor

I notice you didn't speak on the actual basic underpinnings of logic so I'm gonna assume you don't know how it actually works

>Cancer
m8 do you know where you are? You were pretty hypocritical there.

love Alice's heart and hearts

How do you plan on carrying me out, friend?

I'm not your friend, cancer

I ain't cancer, pal.

>I notice you didn't speak on the actual basic underpinnings of logic so I'm gonna assume you don't know how it actually works

>Just gave it
>Not posting your truth table

Here, I'll post the same thing you did
y=y, and y says you're wrong

Yeah, love alright...