Waifu thread

>Union flags.
Make me.

Prolly taste like arse then.
>I like local shops better than big pizza chains.
It is a bit lewd, but its also cute ^^
>Protip: Eru best girl.

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This one's for her majesty the Queen

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE AMERICAN

That's not okay

>eru
How soon?

Really? Just don't have time?

t-treason

See

>lick lick

Indeed. It's pretty nasty but delicious at the same time

That and my family is kinda spread out across several states. I have family here in GA and some in Maryland too

It's alright though, a loner like me doesn't need a hundred wishes. I'm glad I got those 3.
>tfw you get less than someone you know who has the same birthday and who's been dead for three years

ehh ill die of a heart attack sometime soon, then i wont have to deal with people and their shitty driving

After I powerlevel my Mason by building WALLS for KEEPING THE MEXIC- I MEAN GOBLINS OUT.
I'd try it, if I wasn't paying for it :^]

Even Mudslime Karen wasn't this much of a faggot.

Cheers to America! We Amerexited before Britain could even Brenter!I've also discovered that my beloved dog in RimWorld is just going to keep getting pieces of it shot off by my settlers until it is a beloved log.

>nibble nibble
>

This isn't treason, is it?

It's really good when you've been drinking haha

bop bop

>beloved log
KEK.
But yeah, that's the fate of most animals until you find a way to give it robot limbs
OR PEG LEGS!
I don't drink, mostly because I choose not to but also because I'm only 18.

Karen lewds. Fuck the mainland. Sincerely, Australia

What's the best way of punishing people who post treasonous things on the internet?

also how can i report someone to the police if they're posting anonymously?

pervy kitty.

You can punish them by sending Karen lewds

Cry mods and fap to trap cuckold porn. You'll sure show those treasonous faggots.

I think this is the only way, sadly. sorry karen.

Its a meme you dip

Can't you at least wait until I leave to post lewds?

>/adv/

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

wow how can you be so rude...

I'm not posting them, it's these pervs!

Trips

Heres a karen lewd
>that was a good day

Yeah, yeah, trips.

goodness.

Yeah...being underage is a good reason haha

alright heading to bed. Night /waifu/

goodnight!

whats going on here

Oh God I hate this period of Saturdays. Mid afternoon and I just want to get out but the dishwasher was set up by speds.
Welcome back torture-chan

General ass-fuckery

Its a good enough reason for me.
Some fuckery.
Night ^^

Trips.
You okay?

Yeah, I'm gucci fam.

Trips.

Just pessimistic about these trip rolls. It's been almost a week since we started this and we have not rolled trips at all.

Wew that is far spread

:/

Not okay. Don't say shit like that

Kek earn that paycheck!

>that photo
How was your day?
>nibble nibble

Do you want to give up and just post it already?
I've had my image ready if you were up to that.

And now I know how Trips guy feels.

youtu.be/jyqtw1T2ows?t=5m12s

what are ya doooin monkey?

Nah, we don't have to go that far. We will get trips sooner or later, but if I get them I'll post after you, I hope you'll post after me if you get them.

we lost..... bad...

Glory and Justice for the Sandune Town!~

I think I'm gonna hit the hay though. I'm pretty tired ^^

Mutually assured lewds?

>triple 17
Good reason. I didn't have my first drink until I turned 21

Yep. Every year until I was about 17 we would drive to drive to Maryland. DRIVE, to Maryland. With 2 dogs, my parents, and my brother in the car. That's a 13 hour drive from GA lol

goodnight

>I hope you'll post after me if you get them.
Sure, sounds good.

We just have to believe.

good night akame!

poor gardy. did you have fun at least?

goodnight akame.

More or less. Just remember, if you roll for ours we can roll for yours.

Good. Now all we have to do is roll until the cows come home.

I'm doing pretty great! Just playing with some friends.

>kiss kiss
>

Yeah, had tons of laughs!

who are you and why are u so nice

I dont roll. I just spin. But maybe this time I will roll.

Indeed, you better save a good lewd if you'd like to roll, Chef.

>Suggestives =/= Lewds!

I've got plenty of time.

How was your day?

well good, that's all that really matters.

I am beatrice, and I am not especially nice or anything, just friendly I suppose.
we've talked a few times before, kinpatsu.

Hey all

Tristana claimed

Night
That's Beatrice. That's how he is

I'd say.
So, what you up to?

Apparently some girl's skirt went too high and I saw her pantsu.
>fucking Miku panties
>nibble

rolling for lewds i see, ill roll for the sake of it

how old are you

night

hi juvia how goes the no life

AYYYY, A WILD PLUM APPEARED

good choice. don't even play league but she's qt as hell.

nothing much. watching some youtube and chilling here. how about you?

22

i know im not like hating it. just wondering if you were someone before, thats all.

almost had quads bro,

Not quite sure what I'm gonna be doing... Might play some WarThunder

I feel so old at 26.

Nah, nah, nah. You can't just jump in the water and expect to come out dry.

Meh. Not very exciting. Did the dishes, ate some chicken, took a nap. Woke up about 3 hours ago. Probably going to be awake for a lot longer. You? You better have eaten.

Don't pussy foot around here. If we get trips and you puss out I'll bully you.

I'm new to these threads, but I was in other circle jerk stuff years ago on Cred Forums.

a few of my friends play that, doesn't seem my cup of tea but they always seem to enjoy it.

I just turned 27 this month.

youtube.com/watch?v=trlhrKqoJAc

>a wild Plum
>Plum
...fine, Plum it is, but you're a sexy leek

Danke. What's your waifu's name?

beatrice, betty, beako. she answers to all in her show. isn't she lovely?

It's one of those games you can't spend HOURS at a time playing. But it's fun to hop on and play a few games.
>sexy leek
w e w

Still hear

Absolutely mint.

>headpats of proudness

Then I best get looking.
Join the group lewd.
See top comment here.
Dammit. Im not the oldest here.
>5 months older
youtu.be/p5bmKNIhYE8
Look at this album cover. Look at how fucking amazing it is.

my only real multiplayer game I like is overwatch. more of a single player type of person usually.

well not being the oldest isn't a bad thing. heh.

BBEEEEAAAAAATTTTTUUUUURRRRRRIIIIIIIICCCHHHEEEEEEEEE
The name alone is enough for me

Yee my plan'

about to leave for a 5 hour train ride while sick
hold me
got a thread or two in me

in a good way or bad?

hope you feel better. what are you sick with?

You're sick? Join the club. I think my sister have me strep throat

...

I've never had a chance to pick up overwatch, but I've heard good things about it.
What are some of your favourite single player games?
diabolical

I feel both bad and a bit proud to see it. I haven't mentioned she's my friend. My Loli-body friend.
>nuzzle

ok

>im a pussy
fine ill rooll for trips and quads, if i get quads i get every participants lewds

>hikage

Hey, at least you did the dishes aside from playing Warframe all day long.
Mine wasn't too exciting either, though.
Tried out the random URF mode and drank a lot of tea. Didn't ate that much, aside a bit of lettuce salad.

You'll really be looking for one?
I'm impressed, you didn't had one already?

>I think my sister have me strep throat
Lewd tbh.

what does this meeeeeean

I really enjoy rpgs. and then visual novel stuff is great, like the danganronpa games and ace attorney.

a pretty bad cold, it started out a week ago but it just keeps getting worse
i practically cant talk and coughing kills me and i have a pretty annoying fever
huh?
your sister made you sick?

Why would I have a Rory lewd?
Its mutually assured lewds. One gets, all post.

Because she doesn't cover her mouth when she coughs and doesn't wash her hands and touches everything? I swear she's doing it on purpose.
>gave* I blame mobile
See above

BRUTAL!!

>loli
>friend

wew there matey

>nom

You don't like Warframe that much do you?

Yeah I'm gonna be a bit busier tomorrow. Aunt's birthday, gotta mow the lawn, I probably won't be in the thread until later in the evening.
URF mode? What is that?
>A whole leaf salad
No grilled chicken? Or even fried chicken in there? Shrimp? Fam. You gon die.
Trips.

It's basically One and Done. First to roll trips "wins."

But if you win you better participate too!

are you trying to murder it with medicine at all? I usually just drink dayquil all day and sleep with nyquil when I have one, kills it off fairly quick.

this is a very confusing exchange for me.

Hello, it's good. How about you?

She's a year older, at least.
>but her chest is flat as all hell
>love it

>hug

honestly its not that weird to just tell her to cover her dirty mouth, because you are getting sick as well
i know i should have but its too late now
i have this weird thing in my family where we dont want to use medicine too quick
because its bad and yadayada

oh alright

oh gotta suck, so your leaving for france now?
these are some good tips im doing great, anything interesting happpen

>chest is flat
>loli
what?

You enjoy the Fire Emblem games?
A B S O L U T E L Y

well, it's not always great for you so I get it. I just hate being sick so I go ahead and punish my body for letting it happen.

?

I've played a few and enjoyed them. didn't get the latest because of censoring and the two game...THREE game bullshit they pulled. but I LOOVED awakening.

I have. Repeatedly. She's just fucking dense

No just claiming my waifu and going to work. What about you?

Holy jesus, sounds like someone I know.

>tight hugs

Awakening was probably my favourite in the FE series. But know what you're saying about the new games.. seems like such bullshit

yea i am, you are hikage right?
i know but as i already explained i tend not to take medice really quick
its pretty retarded because now im regretting it
kek yea thats pretty fair
i just feel like if i do that im gonna regret it sooner or later
last time i took heavy medicine it wasnt pretty afterwards
well that sucks
man so many people here has autistic family
you better just avoid her then i guess

She's a short girl with a flat chest and butt. Like a Loli. Love it.

If you live in Texas, it's a maybe

She's almost never home too. Now that she's sick she spends a little more time home, like she wants to spread the misery

I'm going to sleep, good night waifu

about the dayquil and nyquil

sounds nice, but is the work nice

yes it is retarded

ok that makes more sense

everyone that i talk to online is from texas, why

>hikage

yeah. I'll get them eventually but it's going to be a long time. especially if I can't get a version with the headpat game.

awakening was absolutely incredible. I played like 80 hours or something.

sure, I understand. sometimes I don't bother if it's not too bad but colds drive me crazy so I attack them real good.

ooooh! I misread it as "trips" and was confused.

night alice
get well soon
thanks
done anything while i was gone?
yea colds are pretty annoying
i dont even know why i didnt take any meassures
also i was wondering, i have been seeing you post a lot lately but i cant remember us talking before.
Are you new or did you return after not posting for a while? Either way nice to meet you

Because Texas > Literally every other state in the Union

I am a new person around here, but not new to this kind of thread. circle jerks, that is. I was on Cred Forums several years ago and was in a few then, but then I disappeared from all that for a while. then I ended up wandering into the thread here a week ago or so, maybe more like five days, because I knew like two people already, karen/ana and homura. been enjoying myself so I've stuck around.

it's nice to meet you too. I go by beatrice around here.

Time for me to call it a night
It's already 6:30...
I'll seeya later everyone!

goodnight gardy, sleep well.

Why wouldn't you?
Remember Third Amendment made it legal for people to fap to their waifus.

>doesn't wash her hands and touches everything?
You included?
Lewder tbh.

I once tried it and I didn't really liked it, I'll admit.

Hey, I hope you don't mind assisting to their birthday. It can get kind of tedious but visiting your family is always important.
>URF mode? What is that?
It's League related.

Nope, no grilled chicken, anything. Just salad, and my headache is pretty good at reminding me that.

Give those trips, so we can all get lewd already.

It's about as nice as working in a grocery store can get i guess.

>No one cut me off today
Well, not enough to make me spin out anyways. Huzzah!

kek yea Cred Forums is pretty much one entire cirkle jerk
well anyway its good to have you here, might i ask how you knew them?
night IRA man

Goodnight, Eli

FUCK
NO

Night

Tristy! It's been too long!

I am back as you can see lol

Of course I don't mind, my family is pretty cool. Plus my grandmother is barbecuing. Old Korean Lady barbecue fam. Gonna get fucking fat.
>League related
Oh, that stupid game. I tried it once and I didn't like it at all.

Yeah, your head is screaming at you to eat something nourishing, not rabbit food. Eat the damn rabbit!

I'm trying, just, not hard enough I guess. We do have a few more players, maybe we'll get lucky and one of them will roll the winning trips.

Rory Mercury is where my penis goes

I'm from the circle jerk thread for the old anime folk who used to post here on Cred Forums, they're on 8 chon now, and I'm there as well, but lately been here more and more. homura apparently lurks there sometimes, and karen actually posts there now and then and we met and became friends over there, so I knew about these threads and decided to visit when I was bored and just haven't left yet.

>Miia Claimed

Hello everyone
Nice dubs

lewdsnek

>is the best state in U.S.A
>seceded like the big head retards they are
literally what

ok i was wondering why you were confused

>dubs
i did almost nothing

gn

>does she touch you
lel

he thinks rory is too pure for lewd

rip i might be working a grocery store soon

do you still trust me

Alright that's it.
Time to get naked.

the mystery was a tough one, but we solved it yes we did. you and me, other lewdsnek.

I never call it though.

and why is it always 5s for me?

thats something new
perhaps its because you didnt drive like a maniac for once
smugs
hows it going?
oh you are one of the chonners, i guess it makes sense that you post here then. I mean if you knew karen, he is a great guy so yea
might i ask what you do for a living or something like that?
you liked that?
check these then
ah thats too bad
just been posting here then i guess
i mean its kinda nice i wish i could just lay in bed and do the same
also check'em

Trips=Lewd
Nice try yuno

Talk as much shit as you want about slavery, it gets shit done.
And we rejoined, so it's all water under the bridge.
Sure there is a bunch of talk about "Texas being able to secede and bleh bleh" but no, we can't. And we won't. We are very independent, but we realize the Union has a better chance at success than Texas alone does. Plus, if we did, Mexico would just declare war and try and take us back. Sucks to suck, Mexico, but you lost.

I don't even think that was a roll. I think you are just horny.

eh. lost my job recently, in between stuff now. I'm a pretty boring person unfortunately. been going through some really rough stuff the past few months, which is what drove me back to the old community. feels nice to have interaction with people at least. even just online. that's where I am best anyway.

It's not too bad. It keeps me busy and it pays alright

It was bad until we got the DVD players and got the Xbox hooked up to it. Then we had Halo and Phantasy Star the whole ride up.

I'm not gonna befriend a literal Loli. That's weird

We're seriously underrated sometimes

Bullshit, you can clearly be seen rolling for lewds right here, Cupcake:
I don't think you're rolling either.
So get to it.

that was me commenting on the fact that such a lewd karen pic got posted. and was it by karen himself? scandalous!

Are you asking me to roll until I get trips?

I'll do it. I'll turn this whole thread into a giant roll thread until I get trips. And the next one, and the next one, and the next one.

at least i tried right?
story of my life
oh that sucks, what kind of job are you looking for?
was it rough because of no income or more personal reasons?
yea i feel ya and i think thats for most anons here

slut

something office work related. I have a bad back injury from a car accident and I can't do standing work or physical labor. it's not great.

this was one thing, but there was other stuff. and just general personal issues that make things worse. it's not something I feel comfortable getting into in a public thread, sorry.

rood

Just made a succubus thread on /x/, feels good to shitpost even though I know it'll sink to page 10.

Okay, it's not the person I'm thinking about.

>phew
>nibble

>Hanako

Of course!

>off by two. Nice try checking them though

It's going pretty well tonight. Done with class I see

Idk about phantasy wars but halo was the shit

>shinoa

sounds funny, do you wish to be more than friends

the im gonna probably work at seems fine and pay doesn't seem bad

i wasn't on here all day, i was playing vidya rotting away also
>no dubs
i am disapoint
trying isn't enough now kill your self honorably

i wasn't talking shit about the place just the logic of texas being best state, but we can agree some states are shit

was that snek really rolling for lewds

lel, i saw the ad for /x/ earlier when i was on Cred Forums

>hikage

oh fuck that sucks, im gonna guess this is also why you lost your job in the first place?

i understand im not gonna pry.
you are the cancer that is killing /x/
i hate you
just never lucky man
also its saturday morning for me i am up early because im leaving for a family weekend soon
tbh rotting away while playing vidya is the best feeling
especially if the vidya isnt going good. gives me a good ol feeling of depression
is it good if i just kill myself unhonorably?

>yuno

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