When's the last time you had sex?

nice dubz tits?

11 months ago I'd have already fucked her sister and/or mother/bestie. Fuck you for being a pussy.

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When was Bin Laden murdered? It was around that time.

last time was between three weeks and a month ago.

I don't have any.

You haven't fucked your GF in 3 years?

>MY user IS DEAD
>I don't want no medicines, I ONLY WANT SEX
>click here and see my pussy

Wrongfully. # muslimlivesmatter # no more killing #notinmyhouse

sounds like she's getting the dick somewhere else

Fag

dick?

Fucked? Hell, try nothing. Not even a fucking handy.

Like 20 mins ago...for the first time i wasnt 100% into it....sorta sittin here wondering why

I have too many responsibilities and values to stand up to in my career to even contemplate doing something like that.

Most definitely not. She's been around, I'm the first man she's had that isn't a fucking asshole or manlet. She'd be stupid to cheat on me and she's been cheated on so we have enough to trust on. Besides, she WANTS to fuck me. She literally just, has anxiety about it. Something changed when she realized she never actually had sex with someone because she loved them. She tells me it's like being a virgin again.

Not too long ago. I passionately made love to women with my right hand as I stared at a computer screen like always.

Last time I saw your mom!

Been a few months now.

Going to Amsterdam in 3 weeks, though. Gonna fuck bitches all day ery day. Being in a city where you're always within 15 minutes of an inexpensive blowjob is pretty fucking great.

cause youre a faggot

Sounds like you are in denial. She's fucking someone else and is playing you for a fool. watch out for the ones that play dumb

Bout 9 months ago

Last monday. The hospital told me to hold off for a week for the semen cryopreservation and the donation is monday.

About 6hrs ago, missus likes it in the morning. First chance we've had in a week, feltgoodman.png

>she'd be stupid to cheat
But women are that stupid and your gf isn't a special snowflake

Men still have tits

Well i do like dick sooo....okay?

9 years..

Split with my ex and started finding guys more appealing. Let myself get fat so that I wouldn't surrender to the faggotry.

Ha; I am sex, baby~. Tch.

I keep that in mind. I believe I have it under control. And if something goes wrong, expect me venting on here about girls are shit and I like dicks now.

Cant as on psych meds so no hard. Pic related

earlier today

Ahh, babs first time to Amsterdam. Enjoy the 50 euro hookers and watch out for the bums trying to scam you.

sweet, then we are in agreement

i am a virgin, i have never had sex befor.

Last night. Best sex I've had in a few months

why not have dick's now? im sure you have a pretty fucking built up load have a dude come blow you or something

Far from the first time, friend. 7th trip in the past 3 years. I know all the best girls, all the best agencies if I'm feeling like something a little fancier than your standard window girl, and I ignore the various bums and dealers.

>She literally just, has anxiety about it.

That is exactly the line my roommate's wife fed him for a slow, excruciating year before she became his ex-wife.

In the meantime, she "got raped" twice in her own bed by someone she knew and refused to file a police report.

9 month master race. I'm so lonely.

half a week ago

Some day early January 2014 probably

Well... Okay then. Keep stimulating our economy while you get stimulated.

A week go, but last night i helped my gf get fucked by our dog

Will do, bro. I don't mind helping the Dutchies out, you guys are pretty fucking based. Always real cool to me.

I will certainly enjoy my Eastern European pussy.

early july :( broke up

Over 2 weeks ago, gf's in the hospital

she got rekt by my dick

Dude we in literally the same position. Good luck i hope thinks pick up.

Teach me

Back in March or April
I could fuck that same chick but it's stops being hot because she throws herself at me and it's trashy
No one else seems to want me atm and idk how to pick up women. Apparently me not having fb is hurting my odds

I'm 28 and never had sex. I'm not ugly I just don't go out much. I'm pretty much on my computer all the time. I have anxiety and am socially awkward.

I'm attracted to women but I just don't see any value in a relationship. There are way too many strings attached, you know what I mean? Relationships take a lot of effort. And the payoff is minimal.

Tinder is disgusting. It's a cesspool of bottom feeders looking to fuck each other. The women are so entitled it makes me sick. It actually makes me angry. They are on Tinder for mostly for validation and a power trip.

I would rather fuck my own hand than have to deal with a random slut in my life. And the baggage she carries with her. I don't need her deranged ex-boyfriend showing up at my doorstep with a gun.

I'll probably lose my virginity to a high end escort. You know, the ones that cost $5000 and only fuck rich white men. That way I can have peace of mind knowing I am paying for a service and there are no strings attached.

Never.
>19 year old

About a year ago. Glad I ended it because she was a terrible fuck and starting to get annoying.

Thursday afternoon. Was my work from home day and I had a nooner for lunch.

lmao nigga never i wanna die

Yesterday had sex with a good friend of mine who had a thing for me

was that thing sex

7 weeks. GF been depressed lately. We live together so I've been trying to help her through it.

>asian gf with a thicc ass
>can't even hit it

It's like starving in front of a table laid out with a feast but not being able to stick your dick in it.

Gf gave me a blowie in the kitchen fully clothed after work yesterdsy. Sex was like 4 days ago, shark week right now.

At that point, calling you pathetic is just an objective fact.

You sound so pretentious. I honestly hope you know that's how sound based on one sentence.

couple of days ago with my wife before she started her period

Some advice for anons from an user who just got out of a four year relationship:

Evolve your sex life. Shit changes after the honeymoon phase. You might not get to hit it as often as you want, sometimes she'll want it more than you do, but you have to keep her satisfied regardless. If she doesn't want to fuck, go jack off then come back and cuddle with her, watch a movie. Don't let your sex drive destroy your relationship.

I ended up cheating to satisfy my urges because I was strongly against porn. Should have just fapped to some nuru massage and fed the fucking geese, instead of betraying my gf.

When I told her about it she flipped out and blocked my number. Haven't seen her in months, haven't heard from her in weeks.

Oh well, learned my lesson, something better is on it's way.

July 2012

theintercept.com/drone-papers/

Pics or it didn't happen

Wednesday. CL fuckbuddy and fellow twink picked me up and we drove to a mostly concealed spot and had uninhibited gay sex in the back. We sucked and fucked eachother's faces, we got to eat eachother out, his ass is really one of the best i've seen in person. and then he fucked my ass as least well as we could manage in the back seat of his car, normally we flip fuck but I came while I was riding his dick and he was jerking me off

It was really nice. I really like the internet

I've never had consensual sex. I'm terrified of the idea of being intimate. In the past few months it's gone from being scared of sex and sexual acts to being scared of even things like hugging and kissing since in my mind if you kiss someone that means you want to fuck them and if you hug someone who isn't a relative or a friend you want to kiss them which means you want to fuck them and yeah.

I get teary eyed and have to calm myself down from getting a full blown panic attack at the sheer thought of my favorite characters having sex. Intimacy (non-sexual or otherwise) is fucking terrifying to me, but I crave it so much...

couple of hours ago, pic related

last weekend. im working overseas for almost 3 months and my girl flew over just for the weekend after 1.5 months. got a nice hotel room in the city and did a little bit of tourist shit, and fucked a few times a day for 3 days. lot of pent up energy to get out

Next month it'll be 4 years ago, on my birthday. Last time I almost got laid some nasty 53 y/o lady came onto me and we got a room but I was pretty hammered and couldn't keep my dick up so I said let's bounce out of here. My dick was actually making the right decisions that night.

I have a standing offer to get sucked/fuck a tranny 2 towns over but I'm not sure if I want to go through with it. I figure I've waited this long, what's another couple years?

Hate to break it to ya bruh.... but she's getting the D elsewhere

yesterday asian rub and tug place

Been a few months, gonna get trashed and try to pick up anything that moves tomorrow at the clubs

In two months it'll be two years. I've had offers since then but I am not a damn nut who'll ficki anything now with all these crazy Girls who cried rape all over the place

Actually 2 weeks... My gf is lazy to go the beautician but i got her a fuckin appointment this thursday. I actually hate pubic hair so i can't hit her with that bush. I told her 2 days ago i will destroy her and idgaf she had to swallow that load for being a lazy bitch.

She said ok sry

Nice! There's NO need for anyone to have pubic hair. It's fucking 2016 not the 50's

2 hours ago. She finally let me toss her salad

let her do it to u too homie. feels good man

January. but at least i have dubs to console me.

never have... I'm 21

Dude foreal, some of my homies are like "Hurrrr durr idc i'll eat pussiesss with hair fr fr dooo" But i fuckin can't it's not possible for me...

You guys are pussy as fuck. Pubic hair is the best. Bushes are nasty but a lil short soft hair is godly. A full bush won't stop me from fucking either lol won't go down on them but... Grow up

Hell no i don't give a fuck i don't hit bitch with pubic hair this is disgusting asf

pubic hair literally makes me cough when eating pussy. Tickles the back of my throat the wrong way. So I have to try not to cough while eating pussy so she doesn't get a fucking complex. Just a little bit of maintenance and we can all have a good time. it's a hygiene issue too btw

Man, regardless of what these other losers say, I think it's real good of you to not be fucking around on her and just being supportive. Idk why none of these idiots understand antidepressants obliterate your sex drive, and that you can have a fulfilling relationship outside of sex.

Couldn't get in to it with a previous gf. Tried fingers too, just not my deal. *shrug*
Tonight we 69'ed and I went at it. She said "I was hoping you would, I leaned it down towards you. I was going to take your dick out of my mouth and tell you to do it."
Id have fuckin nutted instantly if she'd have said "Eat my ass"

10 years ago

Couple hours ago on the couch.

It's all good. I only gave/received that once because we were both hammered (I drank a 4 Loko back when they were the equivalent of a bottle of wine and she drank a bottle of MD 20/20). It just sort of spontaneously happened and I just thought alright!

Almost two weeks ago.

I'm a 33yo virgin.

I'm having sex right now.

Its probably been 3 months same thing she's on medication and theres no sex drive anymore

how the fuck do you get a dick that big

happened to me and my girl. if shes not upset about the lack of sex you should move on

March 7, 1991

I'd go to jail for all that.

3 years ago...
likely never again unless i pay for it

3 1/2 years ago
After my gf dumped me I got with some 4/10 cubby girl that had a crush on me b4 and we fucked like rabbits but then that ended after a few months.
Dont feel bad about it at all but I would like some fuck

bout a year ago.

How absolutely sinful.

Monday

If Cred Forums doesn't bitch about fucking a guy doesn't count, about an hour ago.

Don't let these fucktards tell you whats up. I've seen so many times where anti-depressants just make sex non-existent. Likely basement dwellers think someones cheating on you when they have a series mental condition they are recovering from

Back in June, random one night stand. Wasn't really into it, but I couldn't remember the last time I got some, so I was like "Fuck it."

Got myself tested a bit afterward and I'm still good to go. Whenever that happens...

About a week ago... Sunday is the next time probs

yesterday. One of my regular fuck buddies came over and spent the night.

nice trips faggot

10 years ago

July 23rd

Eight years ago. Shortly after which I had a nasty falling out with my then-fiance and haven't been with anyone since.

2013.

I just gave up after divorce. Hardly even care anymore.

Around six hours ago. Right next to my family eating dinner. I had my appendix removed so all it was, were a few positions.

Last weekend.

...

On the bright side I'm finally putting my shit back together. Working out, studying getting some money and exploring new hobbies. Also I've been dating again and I'm getting into something interesting with a busty and young (7 years old younger than me) virgin lady, so I most likely will have sex soon and get into a happy relationship as well.

So no regrets. I used to feel terrible about all the time without real contact but that was when I wasn't doing anything, now that I'm doing better everyday I'm in peace with myself.

Good for you, fam. It's a lot easier to enjoy hobbies and focus on the things you really want to do when not chasing ass.

Che, i didn't even needed yo read this. Your picture says it all...

Never

same
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Craigslist.

For that post, go make a nice hot cup of tea and kill yourself

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