It's 2016, explain why you don't have a marefriend

lol

lol, classic Cred Forums! You guys never disappoint.

A friend was just asking what it was like here. They wanted to see. I said "...are you sure...?" and they're like "yeah! how bad could it really be?"

>TFW seeing OP's pic.

Because I prefer stallions.

Underage faggot

i'm 51... she's 47...

of course this is all normal for you, being a veteran horsefucker and all. ride on, pardner.

Just fuck off

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Do you? Post pics

because my gf fucks our dog instead

Does it cum in her?

yeah she loves the knot

What is the knot

No farms or money.

I would fuck all kinds of farm animals apart from mares though.

What other animals and how?

Mah nigga

Boars, i would really love to be corkscrewed.

Cows and calves, stallions, dogs.

I'd fuck and get fucked.

negro*

its fuckin 2016 bro..

Lets turn this into a zoophilia bread why dont we?

God damn vegans

it started that way nimrod

checked

Because I don't find barnyard animals attractive?

smart man and good roll

Cred Forums is too cancerous to do that

swine are sex machines and they really don't get credit for it

im not big enough to satisfy a horse

Are the females good to fuck?

i prefer human women

I would pay for this experience.

I hear they seal their cum in with a plug too, to make impregnation guaranteed.

Because I'm a law-abiding citizen you horse-fucking autist

Somebody post a horse gif or webm

or at the least some websites

supposedly female pigs have the most human like pussy, except their clit is right on target instead of out in fucking nowhere so they love to fuck

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Because I went to school with a girl who professionally rides and stables horses and hers are my best bet of some mare tang. She kind of looks like a horse in the face, so I'd much rather just lay the pipe on her.

white people.

I worked on a horse ranch for a year.

>sucked horse cock
>fingered and fucked two ponies

horse that I sucked/jerked quickly became my best friend
ponies didn't really care about the sex, more just whatever while they were occupied with their hay

Also those wanting to try it, don't just sneak onto a farm/ranch and try molesting one, you WILL get kicked.
Also more likely than not the horses aren't being groomed regularly especially their genitalia, so expect horse dick cheese and nasty mare pussy

I cleaned them up for weeks before attempting anything with them

Also get used to the smell of horse piss/shit cause they will do that right in front of you and sometimes while you're fucking them

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So are you a script or just cancer? Ive always been curious about that.

Theyre hotter than black women tbh fam.

How do i not get kicked

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Yeah, i would fuck a farm animal over a nigger any day.

God, wouldn't that mean you couldn't shit for a while then?

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Eugene is that you?

get a job cleaning stalls and caring for them. if your neighbor has some you could always volunteer help in exchange for occassional riding lessons or something, give yourself a reason to be around them regularly.
Horses have great memory and facial recognition and are very jumpy and nervous around strangers, hence the kicking

I don't shit for a few days as it is, so i could handle it.

thiiis

Relationship goals

I don't know what it is about horse balls but jesus christ they fucking kill me

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kek'd!

where cn i keep one cheap that i one.always wanted a horse. great companion animals. love them

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haha loser i fuck my gfs dog

Are you going to realize eventually that you dont make a difference? People are still going to post here, and people will STILL post on infinite and a variety of other sites. I REALLY hope youre a script.

what the heck did you just say about me you little weasle? i bet you didn't know i graduated with top honor roll grades last year and i was involved in numerous extracurricular activities, and have over 300 A+ papers. i aced health class and im the top classmate for the school debate team. ur nothing but a little brat. ill wipe the floor with you and shove you in every locker in junior high, you bet i will, billy. u think that no one is going to bully you for talking to kids like that on here? you better watch it. im telling my crew right now and we're getting all of the toilet paper that Target has, peasent. the toilet paper your parents are gunna make you clean up. ur screwed, i'll meet you in every school parking lot and can knock you out cold with one punch, and i'll even give you the first throw. not only am i the strongest kid on the golf team, but i can get into the gym closet and will take you down with every club and stick in the entire district, and you're really gunna pay now, "billy the bitch". you shoud have paid more attention to what consequences your actions will bring, and maybe you wouldn't act like the rootinest tootinest cowbo in the wild west. you couldnt stand in the hallway and keep ur mouth shut, and now im about to wipe the bathroom clean with your head, dipstick. ill give you swirlies for days. have fun in in school suspension.

Because not everyone is a low primate that only wants to feel tingles in it's cock at any cost. Or a nigger, as you'd say.

sometimes it's worth the effort , it may not stop it permanently , but it can get results

I can only imagine the trip to the ER.

>Why is my colon rupturing from severe constipation, doc? Let me tell you. I was raped by a pig. Not figuratively speaking... but a literal four lagged squealy pig. I was down in the stalls just minding my own business and suddenly a 500LB swine comes the fuck out of nowhere and implants a glue plug way up in my ass.

MAOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get some ladies

morrrrrr

spiderman newfags don't know how to sage and just bump the thread more

thats a dude...

Mah negro?

The glue plug dissipates after a few days. I'm constipated as it is.

>is white
>wants to fuck horses
>gets mad when people call me out to be a stereotype
>throws any race under the bus to defend myself
>horses are way sexier than niggers
>those fat legs
>that pussy is the twice the size of my head
>and that foot long dick I want to suck on
>NO HOMO so it's not gay
>solitude and a half

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>>horses are way sexier than niggers

Holy shit you're right.

Get some??

get lost cuck, you've got ten other threads to shitpost in

More?

>>NO HOMO so it's not gay
kek/10

>is white
>wants to fuck horses
>those arabs though, right? filthy terrorists can't stop fucking those donkeys HAHAHA
>mom barges in
>IM WATCHING ANIMAL PLANET, IT'S NOT PORN I SWEAR
>horses over normal porn ANY DAY

Because I'm not some fucking freak subhuman

and they're on my other tabs

I haven't found a mare that's JTRH-NBR

>defends traps

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Y'all white people crazy as fuck man

>is white

lmao nice try. I may not be black, but im not white either. Stop being a dumb nigger.

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If animal fucking is all it takes to make people think white people are crazy, you have NO fucking idea. Im edgy enough to think about torture methods multiple times a week.

Make sure the race war never occurs.

Sheeeeeeiiiiiiit

>gets called white
>say I'm not black for some reason, and say I'm not white either in my defense
>ironically call the text on my screen "dumb nigger"
>little did I know, I was wrong too
>shit, what to do from here on?
>Wait!!
>I still want to fuck horses more than niggers!
>I win again

>Americas potential

Holy shit I'm so gonna fap to this

Ay wait no i got this shitposter. Lets ping pong back and forth.

>greentexts to compensate
>brings up race again to try to make a point but doesnt
>thinks i said it ironically
>states something that doesnt matter
>pointless shit
>somehow even more pointless shit (good job)
>states the truth
>is the hillary clinton of greentexting

what are you, some kind of faggot?

Fake

so are you

how mad are you?
why don't you get your daily fix and go jerk off to more horse porn you freak

>asks underage b& question
>proceeds to insist that I do what I enjoy

what makes you think im not?

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I knew these two girls that worked on a farm, and somehow i lacked the balls to ask them if they ever jerked off their horses. I guess im too normie to do the right thing.

LOL you realize how hard I'm laughing every time you try and act proud about beating off to horse porn?
ever wondered the exact timing of when your life went wrong?

I would ride the shit out of that

Different user but yes I have, probably when I was like 10

same

rip

all girls lust for horse cock

>requires the need to be above others and laugh at them
>acts presumptuous
>despite retardation, proceeds to act arrogant by assuming my life is shit

My life has gone very, very right. I get to jerk off to horse porn AND live like a normal human being. A few of your friends probably do without your knowledge too.

I've told my partner that i'm into beast but I dunno if he would let me actually fuck an animal

Im sorry i let you two down.

I do have a marefriend. I have several and I fuck them all the time.
And my GSD's too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis

It's the part of the dogs penis that swells up that causes the dogs to stay stuck together for 10-20 minutes after fucking, to prevent competitors from stealing your bitch and scooping out your cum afterwards and thus ensuring that the offspring ends up being yours.

Women love the feeling of being stretched out by it, and It feels really good squeezing against your prostrate if you're a guy taking the knot anally too.

Dogs pretty much lucked out and wound up with the best genitals in the entire animal kingdom

Horse dicks may be larger but who cares when they blow their load after three seconds?

Can we actually have some horse mating?

Sauce pls

remember that dude who died because he got fucked by a horse

alright then, impress me.
your education?
your sex life?
girlfriend/wife?
car?
house/apartment?
job?
yearly salary?
generally happy?
*no cheating (lying)

I prefer BJT's but ok

aspie

he said normal, not impressive.

but you're fucking the horse

true, nevermind

I didn't even need half those things to impress your mom last night ;)

Is anyone gonna actually post?

How visibly puffy are your GSD girls junk when you fuck them regularly? My BMD has a quite pronounced labia but she hides it well under her tail. I'd be worried that people would notice if my bitch had short hair like a husky, lab or GSD...

>bachelors
>laid by 14
>single freeballing
>shitty diplomat (lol fuck you)
>renting one bedroom
>student/business co-owner
>variable based on business earnings
>happy when not bored

Im a manic little fuck with a lot of disgusting fetishes and a strong desire to eat people. I got through college with a degree in bullshit psychology so i could manipulate my patients into being whatever i want them to be and beastiality should be the least of your concerns when it comes to my fetishes.

The worlds fucked and I roll with the punches. Not my fault. Fuck you.

Bipolar Junction Transistors are pretty sweet

Not that guy, but another animal fucker.

Education, high school.
Sex life, almost daily with my animals right now, a couple times a month with human girls.
Have had lots of gf, been married but she was a slut and left me
I think I have 14 cars/trucks some of them are my race cars not street cars.
I own a 4bdrm home on 5 acres with a barn and a shop.
I have a full time job, always have. was a welder for 12 years, now... I'm in aerospace/defense
I make enough money to have the things I want in life.
I am plenty happy, I have friends, animals, hobbies, an active social life.

Aspies dont believe in self will.

when you're a human, that's normal.
impressive would include all that, and
hobbies?
friends?
close friends?
parties?
drugs/booze?
gym schedule?

>that doping tho

It shouldn't be at all.
Having sex with her shouldn't change it, it should only change when she is in heat.
Mine have always looked normal.

Humans are animals too

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ha, this guy paid attention in college

bumpp

putavideos com

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I am another dogfucker and while I do own a house, car, have a nice job in IT with relaxed working hours and the ability to work from home when I want or need to, fucking my dog has made me quite lonely and introverted. I feel really uncomfortable around other humans because of my secret and I have no desire to find a girlfriend and start a family. I have two siblings that both have kids and failed marriages and they seem pretty miserable, so I've decided that lifestyle is definitely not what I want.

I want to get more dogs, but at the same time I fear it will look even more suspicious to my family and coworkers. :(

Fucking animals isn't for everyone, I think. It will definitely change you. The sex itself is insanely amazing though, and my dog loves it so much!

Please say thats a trap.

>implying being an animal fucker isn't impressive

sounds pretty typical for an IT worker

Kek

well, it's not exactly a challenge.
I guess it takes some bravery to be willing to live as an animal molester.

any risk of contracting diseases/dog contracting some?

Treat us like shit because our skin is darker but it's OK to fuck animals.

-America 2016

Shut the fuck up your faggots, get back on topic

>be me
>befriend horse
>finger horse one week
>fist horse the next week
>stand on upturned bin and fuck horse the weekend after

felt so good, i came pretty quick but, i want to do it again in a more comfortable setting instead of in some randoms paddock

I dont think it's that way for everyone...
I would suspect that you have a predisposition to feelings like that.
I'm not that way, I'm happy with myself and my friends and my relationships with them.
About half of my friends know about me and animals, almost every serious gf has known.
The worst reaction I ever get is maybe them saying they think its weird, and they would never do that, but it has never ended a friendship.
Most people who dont also do it really just dont care.

Nope.
only if you are sharing an animal with someone else. then, if they have something it may live long enough in the fluids to infect you.

But even then you're not really getting it from the animal and infact getting if from the other person.

be proud, she wants your foals

As a black man, fuck you. If half the ghetto trash didnt act worse than animals, we wouldnt have this problem. The people in the hood are demonic, and you know it.

Yes. There are doggy STDs. The aren't terribly damaging to humans other than the crippling embarrassment that you'll have to deal with.

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post creampies.

Thinking about getting into trapping for deer pussy, ass and meat

Oc, one of my girls

Is it illegal where you live? It used to be legal in all the nordic countries but loud protesters managed to pass new laws everywhere :(

I don't think I could ever tell anyone my secret, I simply don't trust other people with that information. It would potentially give them total control over my life through blackmail. It's one thing if rumors start spreading, I could live with that. But if the wrong people find out and call the cops on you, you could lose your animals and that would be completely devastating to me at least.

Hot. Creampies are the best. Man was never meant to fuck any other way.

No, it's not legal.
If you think your friends would blackmail you then you need better friends.

Does she show any signs of closeness? I always wondered how animals responded to a good ol mating session.

hurting and killing animals is uncool, dude

What nordic country do you live in?