trips decides this little shit's fate
Trips decides this little shit's fate
Sharpie in pooper
Korean appetizer
free room and board for life.
plus extra toys.
Curb stomp
m80 in pooper
Whatever would genuinely be best for it.
FUCKING WINRAR
You.
Dumbass.
Hope i said it in a language you understand.
Bumping this
Call him Krognar.
Reroll
That's not how this works.
Nice idea though so I'll roll for it
Newfag You're not fooling anyone Mr image.jpg I roll for this
Throw him at a wall
spoil the little bastard and take him on frequent walks AND NEVER ABUSE HIM
Roll
Rolllll
Dies of old age
Kisses and pets forever
Give it the love and happiness all doggos deserve.
Set free
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give the pupper a gentle pat on the head
roll
roll
winrar
SO CLOSE
Roll and call him Krognar
send It to the moon
Off by one Almost quints Rolling
Keep it, train it, and love it until it dies of old age
Is that a catbox in a dogcrate, you megatard?
give to me
Roll for that
If it's a girl, wait until it becomes an adult and then fuck it and upload it to a website.
If I get trips op must kill himself for even thinking of harming this dog.
Or just kill the doggo :D
Give him for free to a loving owner, which you apparently are not, faggot
A long and happy life.
Must force doggo to learn to play guitar
Not sure if pets or plays.
Fell in love with it for life
Fuck off by one
Rolling for it
No
Beheading
And piano
But why? It's young and innocent. Not to mention it loves people and OP brought it into his home. It probably trusts him at this point. It would be fucked up
Sharpie in pooper!
Raise him as a king
Shoe on head!
Pound
Fuck off
Off by one Fuck off moralfags you're one of the reasons this site and more specifically this board has become dog shit Rolling for this
> (You)
>Fuck off
Do it nigga
Rolling
Jesus want the doggo dead, Is that a good Reason?
Smash its head
Keep it and love it
Roll
Sell him to a good owner, use money to buy drugs.
Light it on fire
Rollin
Do what? I'm just saying leave this thread in a rude way
Get it drunk, then sharpie in pooper
Rollin
Teach it how to sniff out drugs/bombs, and neutralize people who are threats
Pet the lil bastard
Rolling
Give it to a loving owner or keep it and care for it
doggo Shrek cosplay
Take care of puppers then set them on fire if they disbehave
Hit him in front of a cop
End its life... As a doggo and began its life a a world wide tourist who goes to strip clubs, drops bows on dem bitches, and gets pussy,
rollin patollin
Roll
Love it
Feed him a hot dog wiener.
Give to someone that doesn't ask Cred Forums on what the fuck to do with their dog
Rollirino
Schmere peanut Butter on your balls and have it lick it off. Bonus for the money shot! Then sharpie in pooper!
Cut your dick and see if he wants to eat it, if he doesn't want just give him proper dog food and set him free
Make him watch you end yourself.
Cuddle with pic
Whew lad, dont cut yourself with that bait
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
Winrar
Finger it, stretch it out but not too much to the point it doesn't trust you, slowly over the years, make its hole dick size, and then fuck it and upload it to a website
Satanic Fucking WinRAR
>666
>Cuddle
Ohhhh, I get it. Stuggle cuddle.
Roll
CHECK 'EM
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hey thanks, satan!
Give it to the pound. Seriously, don't do anything to it.
Dont call doggo a lil' shit
Give him a proper pupper name
CHECK EM AGAIN
lol off by 3 each time.
>
>CHECK 'EM
Op won't deliver
1 Away from greatness
too close to 999
IT'S THE SHARPIE IN THE POOPER GUY AGAIN. WHEN EVER I SEE A POST OF AN ANIMAL THERE IS ALL WAYS A "SHARPIE IN THE POOPER"!
Rolling
So close
rerolling
Sharpie in pooper
A long and happy life
Fuck it
>adopt and take home
>feed and comfort him
>slowly train it, watch it grow and get bigger, stronger, smarter
>plenty of pets, spare no chance to give it attention and love
>continue to feed and love it
>take it with you when you travel, when you move, when you graduate
>let him sleep with you, plenty of treats and running space
>realize he's a close friend, something you can love and care for and who loves you back
>feed, love, attention
>grows older, still sharp and athletic
>holy fuck, through thick and thin this thing loves you, friends come and go, girls enter and exit your life, family moves apart, but this guy, he fucking loves you no matter what, unconditionally
>never judges you, never hurts you, understands you on a level deeper than most humans, senses when and what you need
>grows older still, painful moving, still runs to greet you
>time passes
>slow, heart and joint problems, tons of pain, but still. Fucking. Loves. You
>take it to the vet
>for the last time
>hold his head as you look into his eyes before they close for good
>you'll never connect with anything, anyone like you have with this animal, your best fucking friend
>feel his last breath leave his nose
>adopt a new pup, rinse and repeat
Life is pain user, but you can make an animal'a life a joy.
>Fuck it
Right in the pooper!
Hahaha, his humor is SO witty. Everyone loves that guy. Its "sharpie in the pooper" guy!
>Not knowing the Sharpie in the pooper meme
How new are you?
Rol
OP O.o is fag wont deliver
While we wait for OP, here is my dacuddling with me
Since early last year, I've been off. Just started getting back on Cred Forums over the past week
>Breed him when he is of age
>ONLY breed him with purebreds, especially if he's a mutt
>keep every damn puppy
>breed them
>keep a dog army til they bankrupt you
kek be praise grant me dubs to cuddle and love this pupper
Break his legs
Roll
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WON
Fuck it
Come back when you've reached puberty.
dog looks chill af
also, peanut butter on dick for mad kicks and if it's a bitch, don't forget that mad tight dog pussy
Train it to kill niggers like it's bred to do.