Explain yourself Cred Forums

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Explain yourself Cred Forums

Current situation
Outlook
Faggotry
Gender
Your gay balls
Pussy/tits
Drug addiction
Smarts
Religion.

Tell us why you are you!!!

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Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

Current situation

Studying at University. I'm considering getting a degree in criminal justice and going into law enforcement. I'd love to be a detective.

Outlook

On life? Pretty bleak. I am a depressed pessimist.

Faggotry

I'm bi.

Gender

Male.

Your gay balls

They still get more action than yours.

Pussy/tits

I love sucking on both.

Drug addiction

I'd love to smoke a bowl, but I can't, so I'm drinking.

Smarts

Fairly intelligent, but lazy.

Religion.

Agnostic and don't really give a shit about the topic. There really is no way to prove there is or isn't a god(s).

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

Great response, we need more people like you in law enforcement.

I hope you make it!!

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

Thank you, user.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Current situation: College Student (Mech. E)
Outlook: Promising
Faggotry: Hu?
Gender: M
Your gay balls: They're lopsided
Pussy/tits: Love 'em
Drug addiction: Nope but certainly porn addicted
Smarts: 6.5/10 (slightly above average)
Religion: None

I am me because of my genetics and life circumstances, and if you were born in my shoes then you would make every decision I have ever made; you would essentially be me. Which bring up the question: Does free will exist? Or is it a delusion. I believe the ladder is correct.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

Current situation
senior in my field, working as an expat in asia making okay money

Outlook
pending between success and dead end shit job daily. highly competetive field.

Faggotry
no

Gender
man

Your gay balls
get licked more than weekly by new girls. stds are imminent.

Pussy/tits
asian girls dont have tits. unelss you go fat.

Drug addiction
fat and alcohol. think less of anyone who smokes or takes drugs.

Smarts
polyglot, senior in my field, did university courses in high school. still know I m not smart.

Religion.
dont mind it. as long as it only affects other positively.

Tell us why you are you!!!
fat virgin until 24. shaped up, got smart, got paid, got laid but still lonely.

most close friends I had as young more or less backstabbed me for cheap popularity, dont have any close friends today.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

Mech.E dude here. Excuse all of my type-o's. I am slightly dyslexic apparently.

You seem like a nice dude. What's your story?

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Are Asian girls easy, by the American standard?

Or are they similar to American girls?

Kevin James
Kevin James

Jesus fuck, I totally forgot one. This is what I get for drinking.

Tell us why you are you!!!

I guess I am who I am based on my experiences in life. I cannot explain my pessimism, as my mother has talked told me I needed to practice silver lining since I was in 5th grade. I just feel that I am a disappointed idealist, who wants to bring some good into this world.

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

Current situation
Semi-retired, I only work 3 months a year, seasonal, part time. Used to work like a rented mule.
Outlook
Like most people these days and in Cred Forums, bleak. It's sad to see how a lot of young people are letting themselves be brainwashed
Faggotry
%100 hetero (prob 1 of the few on this site)
Gender
Male
Your gay balls
I don't even know what this means, my balls aren't gay
Pussy/tits
I like both
Drug addiction
I've done some weed shrooms and E but not recently, prob addicted to porn though
Smarts
Average IQ I guess but I feel I'm wiser than most
Religion
Was raised Roman Catholic but I'm pretty much non-practicing/agnostic now

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Between jobs, coasting on savings, growing weed in auto-flower to pay bills and feed myself.

Waiting on recruiters and temp agencies to plave me in a contract gig, might just blow my remaining cash on grow gear instead. Chronic depression is a bitch.

30/M, IT whiz with a decent resume, agnostic because I really don't fucking care.

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Current situation
Living with Gramps until I make enough money to buy a new car and my one place. I'm currently working a Amazon
Outlook
Almost everyday I think about suicide
Faggotry
I jerk it it cartoons
Gender
Male
They might be small but they pack a heaping load
Pussy/tits
Yes. Both I would love to have around my dick right about now
Drug addiction
Cigarettes
Smarts
I read books if that counts
Religion
Starting to lead more toward atheism then agnosticism

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

Current situation
21 years old, not in college, ugly, poor
Outlook
breddy gud
Faggotry
mostly straight but will fuck a cute trap
Gender
male
Your gay balls
???
Pussy/tits
what about them?
Drug addiction
use drugs, infequently, but no addiction to anything
Smarts
above average
Religion.
atheist

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Good for you man, I took Law & Security Administration in college, I wanted to be a cop because I wanted to help people.
But during the course I became jaded, I saw that a lot of the guys (there were quite a few girls too in the class) were just type A personalities who wanted to be bullies wearing a badge, not all of them but enough. I didn't want to work with that. There were other reasons too, my teach told me I prob would not get to pick wich town/city I get to work in , I had just assumed I would stay in my home city but reality was I would have to go where cops were needed.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

current situation

Vegging in my uncles man cave

outlook

Life is hell

Faggotry

Bi ;)

Gender

Male

your gay balls

No, your gay balls

Pussy/tits

I prefer pussy

Drug addiction

Anything I can find

Smarts

Eh

Religion

Agnostic, atheist.

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

Current Situation
applied to med school waiting to hear back
outlook
were probably all fucked oh well
Faggotry
straight
Gender
Male
Your gay balls
aren't gay
Pussy/tits
Love them had them in my mouth a couple hours ago
Drug addiction
Weed, Kratom, Modafinil, occasional coke
Smarts
good enough for med school hopefully
Religion
Doubtful Christian

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Current situation

26, Staffing Manager/Recruiter for northeast division of my company.

Outlook

Very depressed. Gave notice at said job yesterday. Nothing lined up to replace it atm.

Faggotry

cis scum

Gender

Male

Your gay balls

Ok balls

Pussy/tits

Haven't gotten any since last break up, about 10 months now.

Drug addiction

Alcoholic. 1/2 a 5th of vodka daily at least.

Smarts

People always tell me I'm bright, did well in school, but my actions don't support that claim

Religion

none

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

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Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

Fuck off

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

I love you Cred Forums

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

Current situation
Living at parents cooking at a local restaurant.
Outlook
Optimistic yet realistic - hoping to join the Airforce after getting in shape, if not I'm worried about how to get out into the world.
Faggotry
Im only attracted to females but when aroused I have gay submissive sexual fantasies. This might have been caused by too much porn.
Gender
Male
Your gay balls

Pussy/tits
<ass/legs
Drug addiction
I smoke weed/dabs all day every day.
Smarts
9/10 but its definitely not everything.
Religion
Stories and explanations made by men.

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

Current situation
Happy
Outlook
Excited about life!
Faggotry
Straight
Gender
Straight
Your gay balls
Decent cock and balls. Very thick cock. Women love it
Pussy/tits
Get pussy frequently
Drug addiction
None
Smarts
Observers say I'm brilliant. I make 7 figures per year.
Religion
Nil

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

no idea. not american.

easy because Im charming and rich by their standards. and speak many langauges.

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

Current situation
Student, and working part time where I can
Outlook
2013 I think
Faggotry
Surprisingly low
Gender
Attack Helicopter
Your gay balls
Hairy
Pussy/tits
Like an A cup for both
drug addiction
none
Smarts
a few
Religion
none

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

Current situation
NEET
Outlook
Half professional, half NEET
Faggotry
no thank you
Gender
M
Your gay balls
y-you too
Pussy/tits
noty now
Drug addiction
sober until not NEET
Smarts
graduated uni in june
Religion
presbyterian but i dont leave the house except to go to the gym

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

It is unfortunate that there are people out there who want to be bullies with badges, but if anything, it gives a bigger incentive for people like you and I to help our communities.

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