Explain yourself Cred Forums

Explain yourself Cred Forums

Current situation
Outlook
Faggotry
Gender
Your gay balls
Pussy/tits
Drug addiction
Smarts
Religion.

Tell us why you are you!!!

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>Current situation

Studying at University. I'm considering getting a degree in criminal justice and going into law enforcement. I'd love to be a detective.

>Outlook

On life? Pretty bleak. I am a depressed pessimist.

>Faggotry

I'm bi.

>Gender

Male.

>Your gay balls

They still get more action than yours.

>Pussy/tits

I love sucking on both.

>Drug addiction

I'd love to smoke a bowl, but I can't, so I'm drinking.

>Smarts

Fairly intelligent, but lazy.

>Religion.

Agnostic and don't really give a shit about the topic. There really is no way to prove there is or isn't a god(s).

Great response, we need more people like you in law enforcement.

I hope you make it!!

Thank you, user.

Current situation: College Student (Mech. E)
Outlook: Promising
Faggotry: Hu?
Gender: M
Your gay balls: They're lopsided
Pussy/tits: Love 'em
Drug addiction: Nope but certainly porn addicted
Smarts: 6.5/10 (slightly above average)
Religion: None

I am me because of my genetics and life circumstances, and if you were born in my shoes then you would make every decision I have ever made; you would essentially be me. Which bring up the question: Does free will exist? Or is it a delusion. I believe the ladder is correct.

>Current situation
senior in my field, working as an expat in asia making okay money

>Outlook
pending between success and dead end shit job daily. highly competetive field.

>Faggotry
no

>Gender
man

>Your gay balls
get licked more than weekly by new girls. stds are imminent.

>Pussy/tits
asian girls dont have tits. unelss you go fat.

>Drug addiction
fat and alcohol. think less of anyone who smokes or takes drugs.

>Smarts
polyglot, senior in my field, did university courses in high school. still know I m not smart.

>Religion.
dont mind it. as long as it only affects other positively.

>Tell us why you are you!!!
fat virgin until 24. shaped up, got smart, got paid, got laid but still lonely.

most close friends I had as young more or less backstabbed me for cheap popularity, dont have any close friends today.

Mech.E dude here. Excuse all of my type-o's. I am slightly dyslexic apparently.

You seem like a nice dude. What's your story?

Are Asian girls easy, by the American standard?

Or are they similar to American girls?

Jesus fuck, I totally forgot one. This is what I get for drinking.

>Tell us why you are you!!!

I guess I am who I am based on my experiences in life. I cannot explain my pessimism, as my mother has talked told me I needed to practice silver lining since I was in 5th grade. I just feel that I am a disappointed idealist, who wants to bring some good into this world.

>Current situation
Semi-retired, I only work 3 months a year, seasonal, part time. Used to work like a rented mule.
>Outlook
Like most people these days and in Cred Forums, bleak. It's sad to see how a lot of young people are letting themselves be brainwashed
>Faggotry
%100 hetero (prob 1 of the few on this site)
>Gender
Male
>Your gay balls
I don't even know what this means, my balls aren't gay
>Pussy/tits
I like both
>Drug addiction
I've done some weed shrooms and E but not recently, prob addicted to porn though
>Smarts
Average IQ I guess but I feel I'm wiser than most
>Religion
Was raised Roman Catholic but I'm pretty much non-practicing/agnostic now

Between jobs, coasting on savings, growing weed in auto-flower to pay bills and feed myself.

Waiting on recruiters and temp agencies to plave me in a contract gig, might just blow my remaining cash on grow gear instead. Chronic depression is a bitch.

30/M, IT whiz with a decent resume, agnostic because I really don't fucking care.

>Current situation
Living with Gramps until I make enough money to buy a new car and my one place. I'm currently working a Amazon
>Outlook
Almost everyday I think about suicide
>Faggotry
I jerk it it cartoons
>Gender
Male
>They might be small but they pack a heaping load
>Pussy/tits
Yes. Both I would love to have around my dick right about now
>Drug addiction
Cigarettes
>Smarts
I read books if that counts
>Religion
Starting to lead more toward atheism then agnosticism

>Current situation
21 years old, not in college, ugly, poor
>Outlook
breddy gud
>Faggotry
mostly straight but will fuck a cute trap
>Gender
male
>Your gay balls
???
>Pussy/tits
what about them?
>Drug addiction
use drugs, infequently, but no addiction to anything
>Smarts
above average
>Religion.
atheist

Good for you man, I took Law & Security Administration in college, I wanted to be a cop because I wanted to help people.
But during the course I became jaded, I saw that a lot of the guys (there were quite a few girls too in the class) were just type A personalities who wanted to be bullies wearing a badge, not all of them but enough. I didn't want to work with that. There were other reasons too, my teach told me I prob would not get to pick wich town/city I get to work in , I had just assumed I would stay in my home city but reality was I would have to go where cops were needed.

>current situation

Vegging in my uncles man cave

>outlook

Life is hell

>Faggotry

Bi ;)

>Gender

Male

>your gay balls

No, your gay balls

>Pussy/tits

I prefer pussy

>Drug addiction

Anything I can find

>Smarts

Eh

>Religion

Agnostic, atheist.

>Current Situation
applied to med school waiting to hear back
>outlook
were probably all fucked oh well
>Faggotry
straight
>Gender
Male
>Your gay balls
aren't gay
>Pussy/tits
Love them had them in my mouth a couple hours ago
>Drug addiction
Weed, Kratom, Modafinil, occasional coke
>Smarts
good enough for med school hopefully
>Religion
Doubtful Christian

>Current situation

26, Staffing Manager/Recruiter for northeast division of my company.

>Outlook

Very depressed. Gave notice at said job yesterday. Nothing lined up to replace it atm.

>Faggotry

cis scum

>Gender

Male

>Your gay balls

Ok balls

>Pussy/tits

Haven't gotten any since last break up, about 10 months now.

>Drug addiction

Alcoholic. 1/2 a 5th of vodka daily at least.

>Smarts

People always tell me I'm bright, did well in school, but my actions don't support that claim

>Religion

none

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>Current situation
Living at parents cooking at a local restaurant.
>Outlook
Optimistic yet realistic - hoping to join the Airforce after getting in shape, if not I'm worried about how to get out into the world.
>Faggotry
Im only attracted to females but when aroused I have gay submissive sexual fantasies. This might have been caused by too much porn.
>Gender
Male
>Your gay balls

>Pussy/tits
Drug addiction
I smoke weed/dabs all day every day.
>Smarts
9/10 but its definitely not everything.
>Religion
Stories and explanations made by men.

Current situation
> Happy
Outlook
> Excited about life!
Faggotry
> Straight
Gender
> Straight
Your gay balls
> Decent cock and balls. Very thick cock. Women love it
Pussy/tits
> Get pussy frequently
Drug addiction
> None
Smarts
> Observers say I'm brilliant. I make 7 figures per year.
Religion
> Nil

no idea. not american.

easy because Im charming and rich by their standards. and speak many langauges.

>Current situation
Student, and working part time where I can
>Outlook
2013 I think
>Faggotry
Surprisingly low
>Gender
Attack Helicopter
>Your gay balls
Hairy
>Pussy/tits
Like an A cup for both
>drug addiction
none
>Smarts
a few
>Religion
none

>Current situation
NEET
>Outlook
Half professional, half NEET
>Faggotry
no thank you
>Gender
M
>Your gay balls
y-you too
>Pussy/tits
noty now
>Drug addiction
sober until not NEET
>Smarts
graduated uni in june
>Religion
presbyterian but i dont leave the house except to go to the gym

It is unfortunate that there are people out there who want to be bullies with badges, but if anything, it gives a bigger incentive for people like you and I to help our communities.

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