Starting a Tinder Tomorrow, what are some good tips I should know going into this app?

Starting a Tinder Tomorrow, what are some good tips I should know going into this app?

I am using this app because I am not currently going to school, not old enough to go to bars (20), and no girls in the workplace, I am a good looking guy and have a lot of hobbies. I normally just come to Cred Forums to browse for porn but I thought I'd use you guys for advice ironically. So what has worked best for you guys?

Stuff like,
What are some good openers?
What are some things that keep a good long conversation?

I am kinda against using this app because what kind of girl is going to be on tinder? Mostly the same reason a guy would use tinder right? They're a little weird or fucked up so they have to resort to use it. Or in my case they simply are not around anyone of the opposite sex ever.

If you live in US its a waste of time, it's just full of bots or sluts who want 9/10 guys

Don't put a fucking bio.
>face pics
>animal pics
>pics of something not autistic

I'm sure there's a ton of bots. That shit's gotta be depressing.
Has anyone ever actually had success on it?

One of my friends has a girlfriend from the app but he has been driving literally 40 minutes every week to see her so it's hilarious.

I'll put some pics of my dog then I guess.

Should I leave out a bio then? or should I put my interests yall think? Biking, Photography, Film, Weights ect. Should I leave out my height? I'm 6'4 but idk if it would look douchey in my profile.

Dont post none of that, you will look more like a desperate faggot, also by omission you can use that info as shit to talk about.

A couple of pics and where you're located at, that's basically it

hahah fuck, alright blank bio.

>Bio
>I'm 6'4"
>that's two different measurements ladies..


Make sure your first photo is a really good one, if it doesn't catch the girls eye she won't both to look at the rest. If theres other guys in it make sure its clearly focused on you.
Don't have photos with other girls, even if its your sister.
Don't only have selfies, have some photos clearly taken by other people, only selfies means you're a loner and the girls will leave you alone. So don't have the same close up photo of your face in the same pose, vary it up but avoid dumb shit like shirtless photos, sunglasses, fedoras, etc.
As said, pets are good. Anything you can put in with your photos that'll act as a talking point is good yeah.
Contrary to this, do have something in your bio, but honestly just some cheeky line is better then talking about how much you love the outdoors and music. Some dumb witty line if better then nothing though

I use it because my life is too unstable to be in a relationship, but I want to meet a chill freind that I can see every once in a while or something.

Some women use it as a dating app rather then POF or some other website, but I believe most aren't looking for anything serious. If you think they're that weird or crazy I wouldn't recommend you use it then, common sense dictates that you don't stick your dick in crazy. And if you're only expecting crazy or weird women, that's all that you're going to end up settling for.

The height is fine, if anything the weights will look douchey.
If you're in good shape, or like fitness/weightlifting, let that speak for itself with a full body photo that compliments your physique.

No pictures at the gym either, those are just obnoxious.

>Have a gf
>Sometimes download Tinder because I love the rush of chicks flirting with me
Maybe it's low self esteem but who cares

I def won't settle for crazy, I am just thinking Tinder is just going to have a poor selection of chicks, same way the real world does. We'll see.

good tips thanks.

Be careful dude. What if her friends catch you on there and send screenshots to your girl?

Here is a good example of profile imo.
Flattering picture of him, business suit shows stability and success, its not too serious, and a puppy cause bitches love puppies.
excellent tie in with the bio though, bit of humor which is great, and make conversation easy, she may comment on the puppy, or if he makes first contact it could be a simple as
>"Woof"
>"Hey, you're a cute wee thing"
>"Thanks, my masters not bad either right? He thinks you're pretty cute too, any chance you wanna meet him for a coffee sometime?"


Also, asking for a date in the couple of minutes isn't the best perhaps, but make sure you ask early, before the conversation gets stale, remember the girl will be talking to plenty of guys, tinder is only an introduction, not a way to fucking date girls, arrange a meeting to talk in person as soon as practical.

That's all very good. I dm'd a random chick through social media once and I managed to get her phone number and snapchat but then I ran out of things to talk to her constantly for about 3 days and I stopped messaging her for 4 days. Then it was like damn, it's been a good while and it seemed to late to ask her out on a date. I fucked up but yes. Asking date soon is a good idea. thanks.

bump 4 interest and more examples

thanks

what I'm gaining from all of this is

good pics of you that other people have taken, simple bio, not too douchy or deep, beta.

and in the direct messages be funny and direct.

Guy looks like a faggot. Different strokes I guess.

Same sort of position here m8, handsome and all that but my job and other things means I never come into contact with any women. It's probably why you see chicks going out with wife beaters and niggers, because they've been paired up by their manager or something. I don't want sex or kinky shit, I just want to cuddle, watch movies and have someone to love me and be loved. I don't know if this is too much to ask for on Tinder

perfect example of what not to put in your bio

Im from Canada and I have fucked 3 girls that I met on tinder before I turned 18. after 18 you get stuck in the "only 18 and over" group which is basically purgatory. girls will only swipe you if a) they are not conventionally attractive or b) you are a versace model.
some tips would be:
- have a picture of a pet and always use pictures taken by others (preferably doing something outdoors)
-dont chitchat too long in the tinder messenger. if you match with someone, try to get a snapchat or number right away to progress things.

also mention your height in your bio as you said your 6'4 and this will definitely aid you in your quest

Yeah each to their own.
>good facial bone structure, nothing bad like big nose or ears, tiny chin, poor skin etc
>looks smart and well groomed
>fully clothes but clearly well build, wide shoulders, big hands.
These are the sort of things a girl will notice.

The more i think about his bio the better it gets, so often you'll come across a good looking girl but have no starting ling, usually its best to talk about something relevant from their photos or bio, anything other then 'hey, how's your day', but this dude will always have an opening line, and opening dialog the right way is essential.

>this,

You'll find a girl how wants this from you but not if thats in your bio, all you'll get is hambeasts and teeniebop mums.

If you match, make sure you send them a picture of your peen as the first message. Chicks love that.

I've been doing it on and off for years now, I'm careful

Faggot

Do we put workplace, education (if you're a student?)? If there's a predominant single hobby, do we put that?

>this
and make sure it looks small in teh photo, she'll want it all the same cause girls crave willy, but she'll be super impressed when you meet in person and she pulls out your 5" cock expecting a 3" one.

If they don't have a bio, they are bots.

If you don't have a bio, you'll get left.

If you're not fussy you'll have ham planets gagging for your dick

workplace if its a good job, won't go advertising that you flip burgers for a living. education if its tertiary, may help to pull other students, opens dialog. maybe a hobby but really depends what it is, it can help, it'll probably hinder. The less you say up front in your bio, the more you have to talk about (her to question you on), which keeps conversation going.

With hobbies it can be counter productive, you may put that you love hiking, cool, now most girls will think that you'll wana spend every weekend walking 30km a day over hills. I would hope thats not what you wanna do, but she'll think that all the same.

Poland, Czech Republic and Finland have the easiest girls on tinder.

pic related, my location history

24 yr old guy here

It's a waste of time, buddy. Just wait until you're 21 and then go to bars. Start lifting if you don't already so you can zero-in on your maximum potential for when the times comes to fuck some broad. Tinder is 90% girls looking for a momentary confidence boost, 8% girls who have disillusion standards, and 2% wannabe-cougars.

>asking Cred Forums for dating advice

congratulations, you played yourself

A lot of this, at least in the USA. like many people have said. the country is absolute shit compared to when i've traveled to other countries. in which case just do thisbut otherwise tinder is an open social site where people are there to get to know new people.

> driving literally 40 minutes every week to see her so it's hilarious.

what a fucking moron

>No pictures at the gym either, those are just obnoxious.

hahaahahahaha spot the shrimpy little whiner bitch

source: I use tinder, one of my pics is from the gym, I get laid on Tinder about once a month

40 minutes varies between cities. 40 minutes in los angeles is basically down the street.