Fuck Cred Forums this was some shit. You can't OD on weed but fuck, there's such thing as too much weed...

That's why I like edibles. You can just load them in you until you go crazy or puke.

The fuck is the point of your story mate?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1RVsMgeVc

That actually happened

He drove back later when you were sleeping and they denied it because it's embarrassing

I need some help with weed
>live at home with my family. I'm the oldest and have young sisters
>Parents are fine with me smoking as long as I dont do it around them or smell like smoke
>Left full grinder on desk while I slept
>Wake up next day to grinder surrounded by weed scraps
>Someone had opened it and played with it
Honestly should I ignore it and hope they didnt figure out what it was or bring it up and give some shitty excuse? Last thing I need is being responsible for teaching my sisters about drugs

that's not normal...

You sound like a bitch. Stick to smoking small joints of reggie

fuck condiments cause too high

you're my type of user

Fuck off and move out, or are you not even old enough yet

Ask them if they opened your grinder, and if not, tell them your sister did. Then all discuss best lie to tell her

Sounds fucking awesome. I hit that point only once and tried to walk across my house into my room. Got motion sick and puked. Lesson learned.

I'm such a fucking casual.

Happened to me my freshman year. I'm still kind of fucked up from it

I can, I just cant afford to right now. Housing is expensive in my area.

I'll have to. Probably the best way to go

I wish I still smoked. I'm a shut in and lost contact with the only guy I had a few months ago. I'd order from the derpweb, but I've heard it's often shit quality and it seems like a but much effort for shit weed.

>be me months ago
>smoke a bowl of weed
>watching andy griffith on tv
>make a hot dog with mustard onions ketchup relish and diced tomato
>glass of milk
>graham crackers
>holy fuck i was so stoned thtat tay

>Running out of weed
>Decided to just drop it for a while since I was tired of it
>Just burn through my stash so I dont have any on me
>Just about out
>Old friends invite me over for a smoko
>now I have to dig through my contacts to find some weed
>Just when I had commited to not buying any for a while
Do I dog my firends or quit smoking? If I buy more I'm going to have to smoke it all first else it means nothing.

>Get high
>Watching some wierd artsy movie for its motorcycle scenes
>Need something to get me through it
>Decide that cookies and bourbon is the optimal choice
Cookie chaser is actually pretty fucking good as I discovered

Dabs ruined weed for me. This kid gave me a huge dab, and i had no tolerance. I couldnt see how big it was in the dark, but I almost threw up. Within a minute my brain was in some territory where no man was supposed to go. It was that feeling that I fucked up, like I was beyond the highest I could possibly go and now I was in total brain damage. The audio hallucinations were awful. There were sounds of explosions synced with a groaning/yelling that kept repeating. There was also alot of visual static. I could also hear my own voice in my head, but it wasnt normal. It sounded like it was crying and really worried. Hours later I was laying onto the couch just trying to cling to reality but my body felt like it was melting through the fabric of the world. Everything was happening in little 1 second bursts, rather than continuously. I physically felt a stream of vomit rushing out my mouth but I wasnt vomiting. The muscle spasms were horrible, like my limbs were being electrocuted. I began planning my suicide, thinking that I was stuck like that. Its been 6 months since them and Im still not right, but I kind of came to terms with it, replayed it in my mind and got over it a few weeks ago and feel pretty good now. Fuck that kid. Weed completely makes me relive that mindfuck now, even from 1 hit.

>This kid gave me a huge dab, and i had no tolerance
Dabs are dangerous for that. People find it funny to give inexperienced people dabs 4 the laffs but all it does it ruin weed for them, if you want to fuck someone up do it with edibles, it doesnt hit as hard so people dont freak as much.

Idk what i was smoking but i smoked two bowls on this mini bong with a friend at a house show and i was literally dry heaving man i wanted to puke so bad i was so high. Next morning came down tho

The lethal dose for magic mushrooms is 37 pounds.

That's thirty seven.

I think its fresh. But even dried out that's like 4 pounds

But what a death that would be

I have stories of too much booze weed speed and DXM but I'll share the weed one as its relevant.

> Get free edibles when I buy weed.
> Save them up as im not a big candy guy.
> 25mg candy.
> 15 minutes later feel nothing
> Another 25mg
> Another 15
> Ok one more just a 20mg this time.
> GF gets home and its a friday So we hit the bar thats just down the street.
> Right as we sit at the bar it hits HARD
> I'm holding unto the stool with one arm because its a fucking rodeo
> Spilling about half my beer because my hands arent working right.
> Heartbeat went weird
> Pay for our drinks
> Hold onto my GFs shoulder like I'm fucking blind because I cant walk right.
> Get home
> Hit the bed
> Deepest blackest sleep I've ever had.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1RVsMgeVc

Sounds similar to when I had a bad trip on shrooms while really high. For the next few months I couldn't go beyond moderately high without having a mini freakout and having to talk myself down. You'll get past it eventually, just need to take it really easy.

I've been smoking for a while and started collecting my keif. This is about what came off 1.5oz regs. Is it a decent amount, never smoked it before

Pic. Usb for scale

forgot pic

Yeah i decided to stop smoking. The visual static is still there. Probably didnt help that I did acid a month or two after that. Was a really fun, but weak trip though

Disgusting

>invite me over for a smoke

Why would you need to buy weed? Or is that your retard way of saying you are bringing the weed and they are just using you for weed? Fuck them if thats the case

We all bring our own weed and whatever glass we need. Keeps shit simple since people are responsible for their own stuff

im jelly op. i cannot get high off of edibles, it just doesn't happen. my tolerance is too high from dabbing

Ehh sounds like you are not that close then if everyone is bringing seperate and not sharing.

If you cant hang and not smoke then get better friends

>babby's first weed experience

Same thing happened with me, except I had to get a bus home while that stoned.. Needless to say I vomited on the bus. But time was so slow and everything looks like a laggy game on low fps.

>avid smoker
>smoke my last gram
>feeling antsy for some bud hound
>dealer is dry
>feels bad man
>no one knows a dealer around at moment
>has to shit
>lightbulb goes off
>shit in a bottle the piss in it
>let it ferment
>no money spent
>cops roll round
>watchu doin
>wat you think im doin i got some butt hash brewin
>inhale
>exhale
>cant go to jail
>and no im not on meth
>just smell my breath
>the day jenkem saved my life

>dealer gives me an ounce of shit weed for $120.
>turn it into cookies
>sell to his friends
>making $1200 first week

eating it is fucking in right now and it's making me rich as fuck

one time I was really high and I didn't have any chasers so I used spoonfuls of barbeque sauce to chase the vodka

my life

>not chasing with more vodka
Weak

Bump, Should I just toss it all in one bowl or what? I have no idea of the strength of it compared to herb

shit last time i got so fucking high i straight up pukes my insides, and remembered waking up in the bathtub. never got that fucking high ever since

first time smoking. when the weed hits my asshole burns for a second then everything disappears. i'm blind, there is no up and down, i'm vibrating in place in seven different places. i'm on the back seat watching my body act. suddenly i can see the body, a bit later it realizes it's gripping the pier, a bit later it's walking down the pier back on shore. nothing exists but the body and the pier and the grey fog in the distance

the body was empty, it had no emotions no fear no joy, it walked. some time later i'm listening to music somewhere and it's in a perfect square in front of me, not in my head, and there's a face in the woods. it's staring and making an awkward smirk. when i lay down i feel like i'm falling up and flipping in place. shit sucked.
i came hard by tapping my knees and for a week afterwards i felt like a literal god of thunder.

>Get high as fuck from edibles
>End up on the toilet all night because I'm scared of shitting myself
This is how it always ends up for me, keeps me out the trouble.

Never actually shit myself since I was a kid yet its still stuck in my head when I'm high

I order stuff from the deep web and not only is it mostly reliable, usually the quality is great and vendors overweigh constantly because of the amount of competition online.

How do you go about getting bitcoins? Meeting up in person sounds sketchy as fuck but the process for transferring money is also annoying, you need to go into a branch.

And anywhere that offered paypal doesnt take AUD

put a bit of bud at the bottom of fyour bowl, fill the rest with the kief, then put a layer of bud on top. light the bud and let the embers vaporise the kief

Yeah man I'm in Sydney, go to localbitcoins.com and it's pretty easy from there.
Get tor and make an account on Alpha Bay

Thanks man. Already been on alpha bay a bunch just browsing, pretty incredible range. Shame coke and other goodies are still expensive as fuck.

Yeah and when you're on Alpha Bay buying stuff try to buy from within Australia as much as you can, this reduces the risk of whatever you order getting sniffed out in international customs.
And if youre worried about sending your address over the deep web either get a parcel locker or learn how to use pgp

Can you recommend a mp and vendor for EU shipping?

I'm not in the EU unfortunately :( However, usually vendor/trust level is a good indicator of the reliability of a vendor. Look at reviews as well, some positive reviews may be exactly the same which is a bit of a red flag.

These experiences are to be treasured in future. Don't come here complaining like this ever again.

True. You only get that high a handful of times then years later no matter how much you smoke, no matter how long you t-break, you just cant get that fucking high.

Why are grav bongs/waterfall so strong? I made a waterfall for the first time in ages and barely used any weed yet it knocked me on my ass. I was 50 shades of fucked

>but fuck, there's such thing as too much weed
no there isn't

>Extremely sensitive to weed
>One good toke and im fried for hours
>Smoking with my friends dad one friday afternoon
>He loads a bowl and we pass it back and forth
>We finish the bowl and he starts loading another one
>Ive had like 7 or 8 hits
>15 minutes later and we are talking about tomatoes
>I dont know why, i fucking hate tomatoes
>Over the course of a minute or two, i go completely fucking blind
>Started as little black spots in the vision, eventually, see nothing but blackness
>I start internally freaking out
>Interrupt friends dad, tell him im going to take a shit
>Somehow manage to find my way to my room
>Somehow forget im blind now and cant see
>Suddenly feel the need to get dressed for work
>Its friday, no work until monday
>Rummage through my clothes finding a shirt, pants, and socks
>Put them on, on top of what im already wearing
>Next thing i remember, my friend is waking me up
>I fell asleep on a pile of clothes on the floor
>Panic because i think im late for work
>Its been 5 hours since i smoked
>At least im not blind anymore

Anyone know what caused the blindness? Blood pressure drop in my eyes or something?

You probably just convinced yourself you couldn't see.

this happened last week.

>be me
>friend and I wanna smoke
>fuck it, I head to white castle for a crave case
>decisions.jpeg
>friend makes me use his grab bong, hits me like a ton of bricks
>I can feel my veins flowing type shit
>proceed to destroy white castle
>20 minutes or 20 hours in, I get pains in my stomach
>decide I should walk to bathroom
>sat on bathroom floor for a half hour, hearing voices
>I felt myself dying
>walk back to my friends room, lay down on the couch
>watch the roast of rob Lowe
>fell asleep, woke up, drove home and ate a bag of funions
>still half retarded a day afterwards

Looking back on that day, I realize that was actually a funny roast.

Hello,

I have had this same thing occur about 4-5 times. Vision gets black. Sweat occurs. Laying down feels the best. 1 time I even fell down because of the rodeo I hit.

Anyways, I think its something connected with the sugar levels in your blood. This stuff occurs to me only when I smoke a joint after spending the whole day eating little to nothing (because too lazy).

It would be great if someone could tell me more about this :)