How do I stop myself from cumming so hard?

How do I stop myself from cumming so hard?

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Duuuude thats a porn worthy cum shot. Tell me your secrets

Thanks, though I don't really have any tips I've always cum like this

Femanon, you want to cum that hard. We feel it.

Really? I guess that is a good thing if I am not pulling out... but it sucks for masturbating :(

Yes. Look ppl talk about black cocks size but really the cumming powerfully is also a big thing. No not all do but a majority. Find a gf!

agreed, we totally feel that. Though, it seems kind of obvious to just aim down into something if you are jacking off. like aim into a towel...are you retarded? It doesn't matter, I could forgive a cum shot like that pretty much anything.

>Find a gf
I want to! Maybe soon
The biggest issue is when sitting down really, I can't do it while sitting down unless I block it with a hand otherwise goes over my head and lands behind me and in my hair :\

I almost feel sorry for you

I mean I don't want pity... was just curious if anybody had tips

Dude, that's not you

Yea it is, why don't you think it is?

Because I've seen this webm a long time ago

I posted it a long time ago

On a "Ylyl porn edition" thread?

Nope, usually I only post my own threads. It was in a ylyl porn edition thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=f20ijfLrA5M

Interesting

I hit my shoulder once, it was a once in a lifetime thing but it was so cool

You can push like you're forcing to pee. Cum will drible and once abit of pressure is gone you can resume to orgasm. It's a bit different from the regular but it's just as good, if not more

I can try, that sounds kinda strange though.

Save that shit for some girls lunch

???

It's not, I found it totally by chance

When you cum your pc muscle quikly "winks" and that's what makes you shoot. You can force it open or closed just as you do when you pee

It's awesome for the first few times simply because it's a different experience. Cum comes in a constant flow and dribbles instead of coming out in spurts

So you have the big cums and you only see problem

Become pornograf and make money for the big cums

Interesting
If I could get a girl to do porn with me I'd be up for it

why is that a bad thing?

Because it is messy and gets in my hair if I am sitting down

Shoot it into your mouth, save you cleaning up

Put a tight rubber band around your head

how old are you?

Make porno film with hand. But make sure go all out for costume and set design

I have ideas for you:
Dress as Santa Claus, come down chimney and be jerking. When reaching climax, look at camera and say "Santa Claus is big Cummings tonight"

If not that one I have another

Dress as apple pie from movie: american pie. Have character played by american actor Jason biggs have sex with you. Just as other american actor Eugene Levy comes in and confront Jason's character about having sex with man pie you shout "do not forget the frosting, I give it to you big cum style"

I don't think that's you

Not really interested in eating it
???
Too old
Interesting person
Why not?

or a gay firing squad scene

I have similar cumshots. More volume but slightly less force.

I have had mixed reactions. Some girls like it cause they can feel it apparently, I guess. But most of the girls I have been with don't like having cum on them, sl that's a negative.

Plus, forget masturbating. Not worth it to clean up that much of a mess.

Because I have literally zero reason to believe you
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

There is no way that's true. What part of the vagina would powerfully ejaculated semen stimulate? It's maybe better for procreation exclusively, but even then I doubt it makes any difference. The muscle contractions would make the speed go up either way so it gets there eventually.

are u faggots really falling for this pasta? jesus christ i thought summer was over. why would you save this vid u faggot? youll never be him

I have hit myself in the face plenty of times when cumming.

Feels bad man.

I mean you are welcome to not believe me, but it is me
But it is me :(

Gay Asf

Don't. Instead start charging people for cum tributes, there's cucks who will pay for that shit.

You laugh but big cums can be used to turn turbines to make power for city

Men who can repeatedly make enough cums to turn turbine for 5 hours are treated as lower royalty.

Make no joke of firing squad., instead make film about sniper who shoot from high tower and he say " they won't see this big Cumming"

Dude.
>Get a better camera
>Get a better setting
>Make masturbation vids
>Sell them to fags
>Profit

Like my load?

Its like you've never heard of bozo buckets

Really? Like how much?

I have not

Bigger the big cum, bigger the big cum profit

Look it up and make your own version with big cums instead of balls.

Become like a traveling circus act bit in the porn circuit

put a sock on it

Very easy solution OP is just baiting

Gross.