/b im trapped in a sexless marriage...

/b im trapped in a sexless marriage, I want to cheat on my wife but have no fucking idea how to even begin any tips from any cheating degenerates? Pic not related

very beautiful and sexy

You're either not being romantic, or she already beat you to it. Either way, tell her to put out or get out.

Nice trips OP, will contribute 'till you get help 'cause I have no clue.

fuckn trips tho

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ive tried being romantic flowers, gifts, etc.. but nothing works, you might be right maybe shes already cheating on me but as far as i can tell shes got the sex drive of a fucking 90 year old
thanks those trips were all for you

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You should tell her about what you want, and ask her why she's not interested.

Ugly your problem but the spark ends at some point.
There are always friends who dare to adventure and more with someone married, find her and should work it, do not give enough to fall in love, or so little to lose interest.

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I did she says the same bull shit "ill start giving you more sex" but it allways ends the same sexless night.i dont want to mess with co workers or friends too dangerous

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Do you have kids...

If yes, shut your trap till the last one is over 15 and then drop her dumb whore ass as roughly as you think you can get away with. The kids need a male influence or they will all start acting like niggers act now. OH, and buy hookers of craigslist.

If no, Literally tell her to put your cock on her mouth that second or get the fuck out of your house.

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I save a little from each paycheck into a separate bank account and go see a high-end escort about once a month. It's not ideal, but the expensive escorts love to fuck and I learned from long experience that paying for it outright eliminates complications.

No girl fucks for "free." Don't do affairs or sleep with anyone you know; my experience is that it always comes back to bite you in the ass. I've never had that problem with a whore and I've been doing it for years.

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Supplement with escorts. Keep it wrapped up and you should be good. Relieves the strain and makes you appreciate what you get at home. Plus, I swear there's something biological that happens and her body knows I got laid and she wants it more.

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What are that chances that you're a beta bitch? What chances do you have of becoming more sexually forward?

I guess i gotta shut the fuck up then, I've been looking into hookers on craigslist but that shit seems too shady, wife is out of state for a couple of months

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There is always craigslist and postin her nudes here. Pic relatted its my wife. I have your same problem and i have cheated on her 8 times now with 7 women and an anonymous gloryhole.

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then you should discuss things, to tell you the reasons why you do not want some sex and not get ahead of concluciones ideas that can get you head and BEGIN to act in the wrong way

Try backpage, have had good success. You do have to get the hang of it though. There's good and bad out there. You're already walking down a shady path brother, embrace it and make it work or turn back.

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How old are the kids?

a male gives off pheromones when he's been having sex supposedly.

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Don't use craigslist. That's for sex traffickers and cops. No matter which you get you'll have a bad time.

Most major U.S. cities have a community review board where hobbyists leave peer reviews for the higher-end escorts and the escorts themselves maintain a consistent, high-quality relationship with that community. It may take a little additional work to find yours (since they're usually not that obvious that a google search will immediately bring results) but it's worth it. Better escorts, wayyyyy fewer cops/stings, and sex traffickers are usually outed and booted.

Also, like everything else there are consumer groups, even for whores. Check them out online. They rank them and most of the rankings are pretty spot on.

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Gotta bottle that shit...slam it nice and hard every time.

lol how does posting her nudes help me, the town i live in is shit the only people that post on backpage are literally faggots.
only one a year old

The w4m section is almost always hookers. Dont bother.
The mw4m is most times looking for a bi guy but you do still fint the ones that are sttaight and needing an extra dick. The w4mm is gangbangs. Generally alwaysbstraight sometimes you find a bitch looking to have all the guys fuck hoping to that if they do they will get to fuck her but she just wantsbto watch like a quees as a bungs of fags fuck eachother at her command.
Went to a gangbang one time that turned out to be a bunch of dudes fucking while the girl sat there fully clothed and watching. I didnt touch any of the guys but they tried with me i told them no which they will respect because that is part of the swinger culture. I tried to chat her up for sex and she told me point blank that she wasnt going to fuck anyone she just wanted to watch a big gay orgy.
So i left.
More pics of my wife.

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While I agree with you about the cops, who fucking cares where the whores go to after you nut on them..... Why do people like you always want to save a ho?

I got a friend that says his wife can smell the sex on him, fucking crazy

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Well i shared some of my wife. How bout yoy quit being a fag and post some of yours.

Only penetration shot she ever let me get. Dont let the pictures fool you. I have to beg and whine and complain and taker her out and bring home flowers for a solid 3 months to even see her tits. She is such a sexless prude.

God speed then. I'd never go for anything not paid. Like other anons said, too many complications. My dad tried wrangling four girls at once, he pulled it off but it really drained his energy. Only other thing is go farther to get it. Make excuses for a trip?

Well there might be some light at the end of that tunnel then. Bitches get insane after they have kids, some get over it and others don't. In a few years your sex life might be back to normal. As it sits now, you are stuck with the dumb cunt for around 15 years. While hoping for the best, do not wait to fuck hookers. Never fuck a hooker more than once, always use a burner phone that you have stashed away from your house or work, and never try to fuck anyone you work with.

Hell with it heres more.

Because, edgelord, cops don't give a shit about gentlemen fucking high-end escorts who willingly get into the business. They care a hell of a lot about sex trafficking and concentrate all their efforts on it. If you want to use escorts regularly, your best bet is to stay the hell away from anywhere that sex traffickers are.

And yeah, it's morally wrong too.

Fuck man, kid wont know the difference. My parents divorced when I was 2. Two Christmasses was the shit.

I guess a better accept my shit existence and keep jacking off until my hand gets seizures
this is from the last time she let me fuck her, 4 months ago..

That is quite gross bro but im not into bbw myself thick is great but there's a limit.

Yep, not giving a fuck about the slut you pay 75 bucks to blow you is totally edgy... Fucking cuck... Take your morals and shove them up your ass you pussy.

BTW you clown, cops do in fact go after the high dollar whores. Many times they are easier to flip as they want to remain user cuz most are married cunt wives, like yours surely is.

Sry op I take that back it must of been the angle of the first pic but ur wife is definitely fuckable.

Hey man, I have a fiance, i have been with for ~9 years. I have cheated on her once to get it out of my system. I would say just go to a bar with a friend and be yourself and just finda girl that you can talk to. It might take you a few outings but you, but just bring a freind, and you can surely find someone who is willing to have a good time with you

And.... THAT, is how you get caught. Every time you waste hours trying to score you are upping your chances of getting caught. Buy a whore and be done with it in 45 minutes.

How do you safely find these escorts?
How much?
Do you bang them at a motel or something?

dude just shut up. it looks like your knowledge of prostitution comes entirely from an episode of law and order

Confirmed. Stopped counting at 30, but still treat mine well. Great relationship aside from that.

these are good questions
Information overload im just going to jack off till i pass out

OP, why are you here? You know what kind of answers you're going to get. You're at a crossroads, and you're waiting for reassurance, or confirmation.

Go to a fucking marriage counsellor.
Most marriages end up in divorce because the couple don't communicate these things with each other.
Best to raise this issue with her and seek professional help.

Otherwise, yes, just go out and get laid. But if you want to fix your marriage, put in some hard work.

Being smart about the ads and leaving if its too sketchy.
Average is $150/hour where I am
They are usually at Best Westerns and shit like that

See here:
I usually go for escorts with an incall unless I'm traveling. It's usually an apartment or hotel room. Prices vary widely depending on looks and race, but I usually go for white or asian escorts in the $250-350/hr range. I don't have any fetishes or anything (fetish play costs more) so that's usually good enough to get a solid 8 or 9, which is awesome.

Sex starved marriage. Explain it to your wife and talk to her about it. Work together on it. If she doesn't compromise then tell her that you want to stay together for the kid but your gonna fick other girls. Divorce as last resort so your kid doesn't turn out fucked since he's young.

Its almost like you want him to never see his kid and still pay the whore for her time...

DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Female detected.

this. the fact that you don't even know if she's still interested says it all. TALK about it instead of choosing the easy way out and stick your dick in some meat the whole town has been grinding up already. I mean seriously, have you ever seen the type of people that hang around hooker alleys? Face it, 90% of hooker customer are kebal rollers and handicaps or foreigners with diseases.

Just talk to your wife, say you're fed up with the situation, send her to a psychiatrist or go together,... Chances are that your comlunication is stopped so much that she's just feeling the same thinh about you but you're just not comlunicating. In the end, there was a reason you got together and made a human being with this woman...

Think before you act annon, communicate, if it doesn't work, break up and go check off that bucket list.

Cool story bro... Breaking into a sex trafficking ring is not an every day thing..... a married call girl taking a lesser charge for information on who runs it and who buys the services, is an every day thing.

maybe you should try online stuff first. find someone online, cam to cam, get off, profit. I do it on the regulary when my woman aint feeling it and trust me there are some kinky girls online sometimes it beats real sex because of the imagination involved.

No one has suggested he go for a street walker...

On a side note, why are there so many women in this thread?

and this many kebab rollers. go make me a big one with all veggies, andalouse, to take away

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Don't risk the chance of getting caught. Since you're physically somewhere else trying to cheat she will notice and there's a high chance of her being suspicious.

Just sext or cam with some girl online, it's easier to pull off and conceal.

just fuck her, seduce her but be force-y. literally rape her with her consenting, strangle her etc. once she knows that u can fuck her right, she'll open her legs 24/7

Except that nearly all of the higher end escorts are running their business completely independent thanks to newfangled invention called the internet. And a "client list" is completely inactionable for the cops thanks to hobbyists being a paranoid bunch and, even when they're not, another invention called the rules of evidence.

Just admit you wanted to make an edgy comment and now you're trying to justify being a moron.

ITT: People who have had one experience (possibly real, possibly imagined) and are turning it into a rule about life and pretending it always applies in every situation now and forever.

Jesus, Cred Forums, you're better than this. Barely, but better.

itt small dicked OP who can't please his wife because he shrimp fucks her like a rabbit in 46 seconds, rolls over and falls asleep, asking people on the internet how to cheat.. come on man, how pathetic are you really?

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That describes me. My wife has become a nun/ robot or something. We had kids but now it's she never heard of sex before or care. But I'm 51, what am I going to do?
I suppose I'll stay with her for life.

That doesn't work the same after kids.

I mean it does. But you have to factor in timing and shit. It's the same calculation but one digit off is her hating you forever or going back to worshiping your dick, and the only way to know when the answer comes up is being able to read her invisible hormones.

dont have kiddos yet yo

Yep the internet has totally taken out the handlers... You got me bud.

I'm assuming you're at least an average looking male, so you'll have pulling potential. You want to book legitimate business trips away regularly. Even when you don't have a business trip still stay away for 2-3 nights a week and say that you do. that ay she wont become suspicious, Basically you want to use a magic wallet or something and pump and dump women from a club or something. Don't exchange numbers, don't tell her your real name and you'll have left town by the next day so she'll have no way of knowing who you are.