I need a dick in me

I need a dick in me

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You need Jesus.

You need America

What are you guys, gay?

but I have canada

Same. That's why I just grabbed a cucumber from the fridge... It's cold :(

Trudeau

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That is incorrect.

It does, yes.

Furries are the most degenerate people I've ever fucking seen. Everyone already thinks you're the filth of human kind.

You're incorrect.

trump/clinton. also, trudeas been pretty good so far

3edgy4me

What they said

This is fetish art.

Also incorrect.

get your american jesus out of here

He has no spine
Everyone needs America

that sounds like a personal problem

You didn't count in the sarcasm d:

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I don't need to.

Such arrogance, that only puts you lower in my view

I would bugger you ass.

but he's following through on most of promises, which is what matters

make me nice and sore

You would any

That's fine. I don't really care what people think of me.

How lewd
All while shoveling dirt over the cultural legacy of Canada

But It's leg day! I'll be all wobbly, you're going to have to ride me.
Not any. example girls.

You would any man ass,

Damnit BD, why must you tell the companies you use for delivery to specifically not deliver on the weekends?

I don't think he would.

sounds like a fun time

did you end up getting the toy for free?

rip

only reason I dont buy another one

your turn for a story :3

Point

I though you went bed

Sup Frank. you do your exercises today?
Also did you fix your bike tyre?
No i'm picky just not as much as you.

Would you his ass?

i feel that luck number 88.

No. I've been busy

I need an ass to dick.

Nope, went to the gym. now i'm faggot posting on mobile.
What's it look like?
It would be fun for both of us if you live near me.
With what?

>
what is it?
like what half man half what is it supposed to be?
is it a cat of some sort? it looks like a mix between a dog and some sort of wild cat.

Work

does anyone on Cred Forums really live near eachother?
are any of us actually in the shape we'd hope?

I don't think I would.

Nice dubs
Nice Ass
Vulpine cock is available here ;3

*And I definitely don't need America

Sauce?

which BD toy do you have?

I don't have a bike
I'm in Canada so I'm probably at least one country away

Silence whore

Nope, they "shipped" it (created the label) around noon. It's scheduled for delivery Monday though, and I've got the day to myself that day so whoo I guess
Here's an image of it from their site

med david, small seadragon
neither fit

Woke up in hospital once.

I hope that is compliment

I dont know man, its a cheetah.

Would he your ass?

Same here, but i don't let that stop me. What have they got you doing?
I live near no one.
No fooking clue mate.
It must be WEM then not fixing his bike.
Is that the size you weent with?

I don't think he would.

I've been working 60 hour work weeks for a while. I've opted not to work on Saturday today, I'm a bit burnt out

hay

Woah that's a name I haven't seen in forever

(not the guy you asked but)

Med Gryphon, Med Chance unflared, Small Bumblehooves, Small Winston, and Small Clayton

Went with medium because of the thickness, gonna use it as a fun toy + stretching for the large chance I have since I can't use it at all right now. And of course they come out with a new one that looks similar but doesn't have the ridges the DAY AFTER I order

hello, how's it going?

that'll be a fun Monday

you have such a tight ass

probably. which country are you in?

is that you linesy?

that's quite the collection

Whassup?
Oh yes, gonna make a day of it.

What can I say, I like having a variety of things to put in my ass.

Anybody got that image of Nick Wilde laying seductively on a green field?

Can someone tell me why this is such a strictly faggot fetish?

Very nice
I've been biking a lot lately

>It must be WEM then not fixing his bike
Can you bug Snarf to fix his

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Depends on who you are a suppose.
Why are you choosing to work 60hr weeks when you on a salery?
Are what the horsies munch on.
I got a large chance, the head really feels like a punch in the guts. Still good feeling.
Evening League howszit?
Aussieland buddy.

Yes i do

Since they mentioned their , I was able to hilt the medium chance the first time I tried it, without stretching
Actually there's a disproportionately large amount of art featuring female furries than males if you actually look it up on websites. Sure there might be more actual guys into it, but still

pretty okay
you was right
youtu.be/CbQudlYViws

How would snarf get wem to fix a bike? Should i just not bugg you to bug snarf to bug WEM?

If so please post it, I corrupted my old copy with Photoshop...

Not much, Furret's suit got started this week so he's ecstatic about that

Not on salary. I work federal but still get paid by the hour.

I thought so, but so many people here are in america its hard to remember

how's life?

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Hello everyone

yeh p much

I said large chance but just looked at it again, I have the large bumblehooves. Way fucking thicker than the large chance by a significant margin

Already posted it

it's going pretty good, I just got finished playing WoW with luc. I'm having tons of fun and he is teaching me how to not be trash.
just a normal day then? Do anything fun?

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One without ridges?
Link?

hello

sounds like you need to loosen up

could be better
yep, gonna make cake because why not

greetings, how goes life

to much work

So I go into work at 9 AM today and woke up at 3. Not sure if it's a good idea for me to be just staying up instead of going back to bed, but we'll see later I guess
Here's the image of it, they're calling it Pearce cause lol fake Prince Albert Piercing

Nope that's energy sapping music. I need somthing that will keep me focused and motivated.
So you're cashing money, what did you expect when you work that much?
i've not seen one other aussie on here so there's that.
Hello Riley.
Yeah bumble is very short and stout. Not my kinda thing i rather get inside more.
Well not being trash can mean many things really. you get gifted good items?

greetings Tiger

Thats good

wut

interesting, I'll bookmark it

When did they start stamping bad dragon toys?

Are there many counterfeits out there?

I wonder if there's a carfax for bad dragon toys.

The guy in the pic from is aussie but hasn't threaded in a long while

Length was neat but I really wanna be able to use knotted toys that are pretty large, plus I just want that full feeling.

Why is that good? I don't think it's either good or bad.

hmh, this better? youtu.be/4BSJAAo1uNY

that sounds amazing right now, I have been craving cake all day. What kind are you making?
No I just can't keep everyone alive at once. Healing is hard when your a single target healer and your entire party is taking damage.

whatever happened to the animation you were making over the summer?

pretty good, got a new toy, and no real plans for the weekend. yourself?

you just got to sit on a big toy every now and then

I think bumblehooves was the first one they stamped, I think it's just them doing branding shit
That entire reason is why I never play Medic on Killing Floor. Entire team survives the waves? Nobody says a thing. Someone dies? Toxic sludge directly at the medic. It's a thankless role

BD?
been busy with uni, yay 'break' and as of today FH3

I wasn't aware its a brand worth protecting to that extent.

brownies, and you're welcome to come over for some there's no way I'll finish all of it by myself
I knew you were gonna mention it. I finished it and lost it somewhere, I lost all my alopex pics too but I had a backup, sadly without the animation and some other pics as well

Well I didn't get yelled at but our entire party almost wiped because of it. Everyone died except for me and the warlock and I had to spam heal everything I could while the warlock finally killed the boss.

what happened to your name

As good as brownies are, they're not a cake.

The payout is fine. This is one of the few federal jobs with overtime, and the start of the new fiscal year so I decided to take advantage of having some more cash in my pocket
You came here at the wrong time

Snarf's brother broke his bike
I told him to get it fixed

I highly doubt I would be able to get where you live, plus I would feel bad if I didn't bring my boyfriend along too.

cause you're here?

Still hitting the gym?
>checks the carfax on 2nd hand BD toy
Oi it says here this has been responsible for two prolapse butts. YOu take me for a fool!
>takes $80 of price
well i guess i can take the risk.
In the pic? So the artist?
Yeha knots are fooking good. YOu just gotta keep at it, pounding that knot untill you get past the peak. then it's much quicker after that.
ahh, i know the feeling. I had the same role when i was playing EVE.
Now you've overshot. the temp is too ridged and a little fast. more of a cardio song than a lifting song.
How you been?

why don t you like ostrichs?

Because I'm about to head out

I never started

Go 2 bed chickun man, I'm too tired to ch0ke

The character

yeah, it was a small vergil

that really sucks. what've you been up to recently?

well that's too bad then

I prefer to think of things as black and white. If its not good its bad.

I don't know what vergil is, my guess is dragon?

I've been trying Warlock as my second class on WoW, really really like it
I used to have a toy that had a fairly long knot that was JUST over what I could use. Worked at it for almost a week until I finally got it to pop in, came handsfree as it finally slipped into place

Xd

eee
namesync is no work on firefox mobile anymore
I'll mail you a few slices
I can never satisfy you ;n; I've been okay, some ups and downs but mostly neutral
>verification expired
Dammit
Just existing really, you?

So is everyone here think gfur is a fetish or do they actually play a part in your lives like wearing cringey ass fursuits and shit. For me this is just kinky but thats it

Good night

yeah, it's a dragon one

back to uni. doing projects and homework and stuff

Cool, spend it on somthing nice man.
ah so that's the reason. I bet it's not broken too much.
Oh. that's sucks. go start a gym. :)
ok, i bet he still don't live near me.
Yeah, i've not been able to cum hands free yet. i don't think i'm capable of it.
I never asked for you to satasify me, just know you're still about is good enough for me.

Well I mean, I had a choice of what I wanted to play but luc is tanking so I thought it might be good to be a healer to make queue times faster. Also in most games I like to play supportive roles.
are you allowed to mail food? I thought that the post office tosses that stuff in the trash if you try.

It's a kink, but it's not really the only kink out there that people sometimes revolve their lifestyle around
It's only happened a few times for me, but it was definitely thickness related, hence why I'm getting more thickness-centric toys lately

it doesn't? since when?

ciao

what a guess, any good?

I'll pass thanks

Mix

Night fags

Since you asked, neither gfur nor anything sexual plays any part in my fursuiting, personally. I keep them separate

I can't remember where he lived, this other guy from sfur threads said he was practically in the outback

yeah, the head and knot are the perfect size for a small toy. love it

night homo

>cumming hands free
I still can't truly do it, I have jerked myself and then let go and started cumming without jerking more but I don't think that counts. It's so hard to pull off

sounds exhilarating
o-okay :'з
eeeh, I'll wrap it in foil and it'll be good
since like, the update where unverified browser add-ons are no longer allowed

There is no black and white, only shades of grey.

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Still not a "cake" as people tend to think when you say that.

eh, sure why not. I'll send like girl scout cookies back when I get money or something though. Not thin mints though, those are all mine.

not bad I guess

disable that then

does this mean bricks are cakes too?

Life is not one of your 50 shades of grey fantasies.

Aww how nice of you taking care of Luc :)
The same thing happend with me in Warframe, i ended up having every frame so i could take on the support role for others.
thickness huh? what are you thoughts on fisting?
Alright. Hows school?
>outback
That's like 90% of the land mass and only 10% of the population :)
Yeah i don't think that counts either. hands free means no touching at all.
Hows the BF?

you're hurting me
-w- fine

Bruh dont u consider fursuits a bit over the top? Pics are already pushing the limit but damn

it's kinda boring but nice

um
the what now?

it's pretty good, exhausting but good. how's everything in your corner of the country?

I fantasize about color. The pure sensation of your entire world becoming reduced to one single color.

Bleh, have to leave for work in about an hour or so
Might try it if I get a chance/the ability to

well we both take care of each other, I heal him and he makes sure things don't hurt me.

Yeah, I think he was being vague on purpose

(Non-sexual) fursuiting in the right setting is really fun to be honest, and yeah maybe a bit over the top but worth it

how so?

youtu.be/KXdsCRAt4yM

c00l

Will someone buy me a dragon dildo?

I will ruin my innocence if you want me to. I'm usually a top and i have only "bottomed" once. For 30seconds. and yells.

Anyway, does anyone want me to make a video of me using a new one? I have LOTS of lube now,

well I don't know then

Might go lay down before I have to leave

about:config

search for signed addons and change it to false.

go and enable developer options.
google how.
well my major job is finished, but not without issues. a few years ago some other engineer specified 3 AHU's to serve the new area, which i designed recently. Well the AHU's were never commissioned and i found out that the heating coils were not manufactured correctly effecting the heating for my area. I got the blame for it, but i'm writing a report to sort it all out.
You gotta let me fist you then :)
Well you didn't die so he's holding his end of the bargain up :)

> harassing people for their fetish
what are your fetishes then?
what is the point of you doing this, to show "ma n pa how gud u hate the gays"?

I'm on ios

Type that in the address bar

Wouldn't be soon, gotta get some stretching in

It's true, the other people in the party kept grabbing aggro before he could so then the enemies would see me healing and then I would have aggro. I couldn't move towards him either because if I did I would have died.

not super busy, and I get to choose how my week is structured

Gays dont actually have human rights, so its okay to hate them.

pretty kool.
it is on false

Well i offer my services and hands to help you achieve your goals.
can't the palladen tank and AoE with thorns or somthing?

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It's not cool, not at all.

xpinstall.signatures.required is the option

That's druid and they don't have that ability any more that I know of.

Hell they don't even get fucking mark of the wild any more.

Paladin can tank but when your the paladin and spec'd into healing you don't really have tank stats, you have healer stats. so I couldn't tank too well and luc is a warrior which is great for keeping aggro early and later one, but mid game it doesn't have much for it.

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you really like fisting don't you

Wait mobile Firefox has support for userscript addons so I can stop using this POS Chinese botnet browser?

Dont you worry your little head.

Yes if you enable it.

When do you live, the 90's? I don't remember a murder being investigated because the victim was gay.

To be fair paladins don't get their buff either anymore.

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Ok

It was destroyed because guys put their penises in other guys butts and they both enjoyed it.

The sin of inhospitality is why Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed. Lot is spared due in part of his hospitality toward the angels

to late

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Don't tell me not to worry.

Said your mom