ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

dont be shy

or dont

My secret is that you have to post 6 of your own secrets to start a thread.

i only have 5 though

ok

My first sexual experience happend when I was 14. It happened with my 8 year old cousin. Her mom and moms boyfriend were out of town and she was staying with us. My mom was a nurse and was heading out for her shift and left me in charge of her. I mostly let do what she wanted and tried to ignore her and play video games. She asked if I would play outside with her. I said no but she could play in the backyard of she wanted. Some time goes by and I hear the back door open and her come in so I go to check on her. She is completely filthy. Coverd in dirt and spiderwebs and some black crap that was grease maybe. I tell her she's dirty and has to take a bath. The smile she had instantly went away and she put her head down. She mumbled she didn't want to. I thought she was just being bratty so I told her she didn't have a choice. She mumbled ok. I run the water for her and tell her to get in, I had intended to let her get in and stop the water at her waist after she sat down. She comes into the bathroom still dressed. I repeat to her get in. She doesn't say anything she just walks in with a sad look on her face but holds her arms up. I understood and undressed her. After I got her in the tub I turned my upper body to reach for the towel to set by the tub. As I'm turned I feel my shorts pulled down and a tiny hand grab my penis. I completely froze in terror. I wanted to scream stop or don't but I didn't do anything I didn't move I stayed twisted to side even. I almost had myself together and turned back to stop her when she put my penis in her mouth. My eyes closed my head tilted up and my mind turned to ice. I couldn't do think or feel anything but pleasure. I came in her mouth and she spit it into her bath water. After I came I had a huge sense of guilt and fear I asked her why she did that. She looked down and said her moms bf taught her what she was supposed to do at bath time. I wanted to tell my mom about him but was afraid of being caught to.

>didnt even return the favor
wtf

bumps

I want to fuck her because I know she's a freak

I post my own nudes online because I like the attention I get. AMA

Seriously. I don't think I got any secrets.

why do we build castles in the sky?

the more people don't believe me, the safer I am confessing this shit

also, hebephile, not pedo

Most of the lies I told was to the girl I love. It really does rip at you knowing that you are deceiving the person you love the most. That's part of the reason why im such a pussy to approach her. lol Cred Forums is all I really have now faggots. :p

safe from what? this is Cred Forums, no one gives a fuck if you say you killed jonbenet and actually really did. fbi doesnt even give a fuck

Start a new thread, attention whoring cunt.

Ok, biggest secret I'll never be able to tell anyone IRL

My dad got super into photography a while back but didn't have anyone to pose for him, so he convinced me to let him take artistic nude photos of me when no one else was home. I was 13-14 at the time. We realized after a while that it was kinda super weird, but I still have a folder full of all the pictures he took of me. So I effectively have a large folder of child pornography on my computer, but it's all me as a kid. I'm still not sure how to feel about this at all.

im not as edgy as I sound online

If you did it, you deserve it.

I think I saw an article once that somebody got arrested for having his own nude pics as children.

>artistic nudes of yourself
>child pornography
Not the same, faggot.

I agree.

I am a cop and i racially profile dindus

that would suck

I mean, I feel like if my computer ever was searched by the police it'd be more likely to raise red flags because I'm female. Girls being more sexualized, yadda yadda. But they're definitely very naked photos of a definitely underage me. I still feel like I should delete them, but like I said, it's weird.

I just pissed in my wifes food then watched as she heated it up and ate it all.

Well, actually I think that I do, but it's kinda a weird "secret".
I'm not what every IRL friends think of me. I don't like most of them, actually, I like none of them. I don't like people, I went to a psychologist once to know what the fuck was wrong with me, and he confirmed I indeed have some kind of sociopathy. But none of my IRLs friends know about that and they all think I'm this happy, extroverted little fellow they think they know.
Even though I have this kind of sociopathy, it's extremely easy for me to have friends. Somehow, I think it's becuase that "happy mask" I wear, anyone that talks with me enjoy doing so. I've never had any struggle with nobody and talking with people, at least to me, is a very easy thing. I can get people's trust by just talking a few times with them. Even though I, from the deep of my heart, hate talking with people and hate any social contact IRL.

Teke all those pictures and release them to the public. That way the people of Cred Forums can mass report for cp.

The Jews make us

-Cred Forums

You should share some of them (safe ones) to prove your point.

Yeah, do it.

> when i was 11-13 years old my mom worked as a maid ( no we're actually white despite what you instantly pictured, mom didnt have alot job skills)
> it was a smaller hotel she worked for and mom used to bring me to work during the weeknd
> the owners and staff loved me and thought i was a precious angel or something
> pretty much just feed me sweets and let me have the run of the place as long as i didnt disturb the guest
> found out early on they kept a spare masterkey hidden in a desk drawer in the back office
> so while mom was cleaning rooms i would go mess with random ones
> started out innocently, would go in lay on a bed maybe watch some tv
> then i started getting sexual, was horny one day and had to try some naughty stuff since i was alone as a preteen will do
> stuff like humping the pillows or the back of couches
> used to love getting naked and sometimes just hang out naked on the balcony for several minutes, the thought of getting in trouble made it more exciting i guess
> i graduated from there, once i started cumming i would cum on stuff like the controls and alarm clocks ( always made sure it was a unused room and was clean so no interuptions
> when i was 13 i started sneaking into guests rooms while they were out and sometimes i would have a quick wank on their stuff
> i remember one time this family had a hot sister and i ended up cumming in her suitcase ( wiped it up with one of her shirts)
> another time this douche boy a little older then me was staying there and treated my mom like shit so i snuck into their room while he was at the pool, stole some money from his dads wallet and hide it in an easily findable spot in his bag. never saw him again for the rest of their visit but his family was always around, think i got him confined to his room or something
> eventually my mom got let go because the hotel wasnt turning enough profit and tht brought an end to my escapades
as far as i know no one ever knew what i got up to

Chin up kiddo. I tried suicide at 25, 27, 31, and again a few months ago. Last one put me in hospital for 3 months. Guess I'm meant to be alive. If you don't have the stomach for it, that's a pretty good sign your will to live works properly. Start from there. That's positive. Ditch the bitch. If she deserves better, she should've ditched you after you cheated. Don't pretend to understand her reasons for being with you.
Go and volunteer at a trauma ward in a hospital. I spent a while in one for injuries as a result of my last suicide attempt. People with injuries worse than mine had such a strong will to live and were so positive. I realised that even people that were facing a lot worse than I could imagine were still positive about life. It gets better.

hey meng, grill pedos are real
source me, got diddled by at least 3 different ones that I can remember

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years but then after high school slept with him after i found out i was pregnant and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

if i think too much about it i feel guilty about it...

That's really messed up... Why do this?

One day he's going to find out you know...

1] you should have stayed in school and learned basic grammar.
2] kill you're self

I enjoy spanking girls. Every part of it.

Hamas bro again, here is still same story... War is not of God's will no matter what the enemy. It will see it his earth is wasted, not even to kill kefir's. Go to war only if you have no choice

chocked out a 5 yr old when i was 8 years old

I comitted the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Jerked off in class once.

Did you get punished?

I retired early, 39 years old. Fucked around for years not looking for work, and wound up in a cafe six years later.
Connected with a 19 year old girl(nothing happened, and no sign of that changing), and have been unable to strike thoughts of her from my mind, despite her having left for college.
I have a gf who I love, and would ditch in a heart beat for a mere chance with the other. I do not want this.
I know that wasn't juicy, and no one will give a fuck, but it was nice to vent to you idiots, nonetheless.

>I might be mentally ill since I am both happy and sad at the same time with no reason at all
>I have a fucking breathing problem or something that gives me the feeling I am running out of air and I feel dizzy and makes my hands, legs and jaw numb
>I am in love with a colleague, but I don't want to tell her

with my bare hands

I think I'm developing a drug problem.

i hope you burn in hell
fucking waste of human resources

Watching the movie taken my pussy gets wet at the thought of.that happening to.me but I don't get saved.

:( that sucks man

I like boys twinks to be specific not young 18 or older sometimes i go online and masturbate to videos of these sexy slender bubble butt guys gettting fucked hard in the ass and i cum hard very hard harder then i ever do when watching straight porn in not gay i know i hope it's just something about twinks that get me

what drug?

no one knew

you're just an 15 yo summerfag that jerks off to milfs

Dirty boy.

i like hearing how people would treat my sister sexually

you're at least bi...

Once I loved a polish gurl, now she's gone
>cried a lot
>felt like a pussy for not kssing her even though we had a proximate relationship
>have a gf
>life comes back to normal
>cry again?

>be 6 and sister 7
>one time sister wakes me up and asks me to follow her to parents room
>we hear them getting it on
>light from outside shows them rubbing on top of each other
>me and sister decide to try it
>we don't actually kiss at first, she just moved around on top of me
>suddenly she sticks her tongue in my mouth
>ew kid breath
>I do the same back
>we just discovered french kissing
>parents never questioned why we liked to sleep in the same bed
>we never date anybody because we got all our kissing done in our bedroom with each other
>this goes on until she leaves for college
>holy shit suddenly I feel like killing myself because I don't have my sister to kiss
>one day slip tongue in mom's mouth to see how she likes it
>she is taken aback and then does the gasp of realization
"IS THIS WHY YOU AND YOUR SISTER ALWAYS SLEPT TOGETHER!?"
>explain we only kissed but never had sex
>mom says I need a girlfriend
>give a girl I knew who liked me a chance and all we did was kiss and oral sex
>be virgin until college because my dick never went inside her pussy
>be 25 now
>haven't had sex yet but I tongue the girl at starbucks every morning before work
>she thinks I'm european
>her co-workers and her boss think we're dating but we haven't said anything to them
>me and my sister also tongue each other when we greet each other and mom says nothing, just does gestures of shame

I hope my children are just as close as siblings.

Me2

yes
but i realize i have had anger issues at an early age

I did coke for the first time last weekend friend had 2 grams

We did all of our in one night. Had stuffy nose all this past we ek and all I've been thinking about is more coke

Begged friend for his guys number he warned me not to get hooked and how dangerous it was but i just wanted more

Fast forward to now i have not slept since Thursday night and already finished an 8 ball can't sleep and think i might be hooked is there any going back for me what can i do to keep my mind off getting more coke the guy will bring it to me right now i just know I've done to much but still want more

the hero we need

This makes me laugh so hard

personally speaking, it's just a step above a kiss on the cheek. obviously more intimate.

Your parents should have guided you through them.

Special kiss for that special person.

That's fucked up

they are what made me so angry

I'm bi but mostly gay.
80 / 20 split.
i've had maybe 5 sexy ass girlfriends, two of which, years apart i got pregnant (their fault) and had to pay for an abortion (the abortion pill both times)
anyone have similar secret?

>moves mouth closer to microphone
Uh yes, me and my GF aborted twice. Forced me to get a vasectomy and now we fuck like rabbits.

Different strokes for different folks.

I love trannys there i said it

My neighbors daughter gave me a bj. She didn't know what she was doing, so i basically jacked myself off in her mouth. We've been seeing each other for a couple months snd shes much improved.
Im 19 and lets just say shes in her teens...

I ate a slug once.

thats hot. do you have kik?

MOOOOOOOOM!

part of me is still in love with her

I masturbate to anthropomorphized animals and have liked them since I was 7

but not the one we deserve

I went against doctor's orders and ate sweets inbetween chemotherapy for Hodgkin's lymphoma. My therapy should have been over by now but my blood results are bad and nobody knows why.

You stuck your dick in crazy.
Also yes you're addicted.

I enjoy sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I fantasize about sucking my older male best friend.
One time I acted drunk just so I can sleep with my head on his lap.He got a boner.

Go from behind for that shit.

...........wtf rebecca

My secret is that I first started fucking my wife when she was in middle school (8th grade). We've now been married for 11 years. Pic related: It's her ass.

do it. have you told your friend you want his dick yet?

Congratulations and best wishes for the future.

Thanks - we make a great team.

No, but he knows I'm a colossal faggot.

I just called the guy for another 8 ball and this is the last one my nose is fucked i keep spraying nasal spray to clear just so i can do another line it's sucks you think i can just stretch this 8 ball out and ween myself off this i just can't stop thinking allot coke when im at work or home I've only been dry for an hour and I'm already. Dropping a couple hundred for anther fucking 8 ball help what can i do

One more for good measure.

>then that means that not only are you a liar
>you're so good at lying you've somehow convinced yourself to believe it to the point where your hands refuse to work with your own mind in order to lie and come up with a lie that's not really a lie but is being used as a lie in order to pretend like you've lied.
>You fuckin liar.

Beautiful. You are blessed.

Just get him really drink and make a move

Yep, thanks!

Alright dudes, going back to groping my wife's sexy tits and cute little ass while she sleeps. Later!

I work for a very well know international company (Based in Leeds UK)

I recruit for the sales team we have at least 200 sales people and we do interviews everyweel

People genuinly like me think I'm a nice guy and good at what I do.

For the past 10 - 12 months I've only given a select number of jobs to non-whites only so I can fuck them up and ruin there career they try to build later on.

I interview 100's of Niggers, Paki's(fucking tonnes) and chinks and won't give any of them a job even though some of them are really good.

I don't get noticed because i'll support the few I give a job to just to fuck them up later.

just go to the doc, get some meds?

You're doing Nigel proud user.

I don't even know where it comes from I have black and asian friends who I've grown up with.

I just do it because I can.

Well done, sir.