Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B015ZPBFZS/
youtube.com/watch?v=L_Xp1waSpcQ
youtube.com/watch?v=nYKQP_qwYXA
amazon.com/Leather-Executive-Reclining-Swivel-Office/dp/B00AXIPYB4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474724474&sr=8-1&keywords=desk chair reclining
youtube.com/watch?v=IsY_8_OMWNo
youtube.com/watch?v=FMl8eZoudJE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZw2B9tiUBg
youtube.com/watch?v=_DLo54YDNek
youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
youtube.com/watch?v=K1hHFq2yLPI
youtube.com/watch?v=N2rfHYq2dSE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Calamity-masu'd

Miho claimed

Forgot to post a pic
>Keety
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(Syndra)
I have been lying here in bed for a while now. Not sure if I'm getting up any time soon
Got any interesting plans for the weekend? Or just taking it easy
(Tristana)
I've never been to one of those. Are they fun?

>tfw everyone would rather ruck Elle

Okay, I'm starting to be a jerk, so I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone. Syndra please keep your minion-thugs from being sluts.

oh oniichan

Elle is too heavy and unreliable fam
Good night though

i didn't spot an stg in the cast, there's some good jokes to be had there

disappointing

That's because an stg would have been a MILF

No, not really. Might just play some games and thats it.

Well they had thompson, at least.

And Aug. Aug is best.

Cirno claim
Hello feecof!

Hey everyone

Um... anyone care to look at this and gimme suggestions?
>Originally posted on Cred Forumssqt/, but got no answers or suggestions. And as a standalone on Cred Forums, here, but it only got called "gay as fuck"

Ok, /waifu/, I'm planning on getting this after I get paid, probably next week or whenever my client looks at my invoice I just sent and sends me a check.

smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B015ZPBFZS/
I wanna know, what is people's experience with this/similar?
For reference:
I'm 5'8.75"/~1.75m, ~239 lbs/~108.6kg, and I use the computer for many, many hours a day.
My current chair, although arguably the best I've ever had, is difficult to sleep in.
(I kinda wanna stop relying on a damn bed, and just get a comfy chair to sleep in at my PC)
If it spun, I'd have considered a armchair like the one I had on vacation, but I would like something adjustable.

What's your experiences with DX Racers and such?

youtube.com/watch?v=L_Xp1waSpcQ

just get an office chair and a memory foam pillow or two. It's basically the same thing

What even is this? 440 bucks?

I use a shitty kitchen chair, and it suits me fine

Sounds pretty much like my weekend. I need to get up eventually here so I can start watching some anime with Nazrin
An wild cute appeared
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Get a chair with reliable padding, which is damn near impossible. Also fake leather is a fucking bitch, ree.

Chairs are a difficult one, anything that can lean backwards or lock in upright is great too.

>Bucket seat
No.

You want a bucket seat chair? Go buy an actual bucket seat that you put in a car, and fabricate your own wheel base for it. And I guess arm rests.

Really though, that chair is so overpriced it's not even funny. Just get a $100 chair, and you'll get the same damn result.

Aug is pretty good yeah
I literally sat on the ground against the wall or couch with my laptop for 3 years of 12-20 hour shitposting days and Im fine
>440 dillarydollars
You'd be far better off getting a memory foam pillow and bunch of porn and games

And just to add on a quick note, bucket seats are NOT comfortable. They are meant for high speed cornering so you're not slipping all over the place, and often times come with 4-6 point harnesses. They are extremely uncomfortable, and if you're trying to sleep in one, you're going to wake up with THE WORST back pain you've ever felt in your life.

What will you do?
>fight
>pkmn
>bag
>run

youtube.com/watch?v=nYKQP_qwYXA

>legit sleeping in a bucket chair

when /o/ is life

>bag
>not pack

>I use a shitty kitchen chair, and it suits me fine
I sleep at my computer, and I want to stop using my bed as much, because it's inconvenient.

I already cracked the back of a regular office chair b/c too much leaning, and it didn't actually recline
The one I'm using now is soft and reclines a bit, but the back is short, and it only goes about 15°
>My uncle gave me it. He had a few extra office chairs

>Get a chair with reliable padding, which is damn near impossible.
Also needs to recline and be sleepable

>Also fake leather is a fucking bitch, ree.
What's wrong with "leather style vinyl"?

>Chairs are a difficult one, anything that can lean backwards or lock in upright is great too.
I really wanted something that also has a foot rest for sleeping

Do you have a suggestion?
I need to be able to sleep in it and use it for > 10 h/ day

I have a desk
And I'm sitting on the floor, because I can't sleep good.

>and if you're trying to sleep in one, you're going to wake up with THE WORST back pain you've ever felt in your life.
Hmmmm.....

Do you have any suggestions, then?

>And I'm sitting on the floor, because I can't sleep good.
NOT sitting on the floor*

FAKE LEATHER PEELS WITHIN A MONTH AND GETS EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanna catch a Homura so I can always have it

Sit on the couch

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>Was considering a bucket seat for my RX7
Then I realized that getting a bucket seat for an NA 13B was kinda fucking stupid. I'll wait till I sell it and get a TT, or at least a coupe that I can put a turbo in.

amazon.com/Leather-Executive-Reclining-Swivel-Office/dp/B00AXIPYB4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474724474&sr=8-1&keywords=desk chair reclining

This one can LITERALLY recline. Your best bet for just sleeping in it. Get tire? Recline, sleep, wake up, go back to upright. If there's not enough padding for your taste, throw a pillow on it and you're golden. I've managed to fall asleep in my chair a few times that way, and it doesn't lean back at all... although that is a feature I should look into whenever I eventually replace this one.

This isn't going to be an easy catch.

It changes from game to game, I think bag has been used more than pack.

Have you considered a Subaru BRZ if it called that in NA? I'm not a car person so I've no clue. Don't like the TT personally, looks like a discount Veyron.

Whoops, sorry. Not an Audi TT, an RX7 Twin Turbo! I can easily mod one of those to get more HP than a stock BRZ, and it looks much nicer IMO.
>And despite the modding and cost of the car, it would still be far cheaper than a BRZ.

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Good morning everyone!

oh shit waddup

Morning loli

Alice used hug

What are you watching?

youtube.com/watch?v=IsY_8_OMWNo

Kinpatsu!

Even better. I want a 21B rx7 but I also don't want to die. If you know Rob Dahm then you'll know he snapped something his fucking drive shaft once upon a time. RIP.

I'm looking into a shoddy 180sx that just works and is cheap, but an rx7 would be nice.

Huh...

That could be an issue.

I can't fit something like a couch in my room
>pic related

I ACTUALLY was considering that as an alternative, but the burgundy one.

The issue is I absolutely hate something that feels like straight leather.
and the back isn't that high

The rating was also very low, with 43% saying under 4 stars, and 30% BAD ratings
That was a major turnoff when looking at it.

>pic has Cirno in the top

That room is a mess.

im a real FAN of your room

We're watching Birdy Decode I think. We watched the first episode already, it's a very unusual show
Good morning Shiro
CARLOOOOS!

You should clean your room.
It is a good morning! How're you?

Clean your room, I can't stand having an empty beer bottle and you can live with all that?

Disgracefur

It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways user

that pun really FLOORED you didnt it?

Wait! Where's your dragon dildo?

Not feeling so well, I think my sister got me sick. Because covering your mouth when you cough and have strep is hard
>horrified.png nice
We're gonna throw you off the bus


Taking a shower, brb

heya miho!

Hello! how are you this morning?

looks legit to me

Ah, that's pretty poopy.
Enjoy the shower.

Oh man, a 20B swap was something I wanted to do, but I'd be waiting till I had a nice hard top coupe or an FD model if I was going that route. And ALWAYS UPGRADE THE DRIVE SHAFT! Even if you don't plan on adding a bunch of mods, outright that is always one thing you don't want to leave stock when putting down more HP than the manufacturer intended.

A 180sx would be pretty damn sweet if you manage to find one in good condition. And RX7 is very nice.
>Pic related, my current ride.

Fair enough. You can always fix the leather issue, hell, get a leather one and have someone reupholster it to cloth and it would still cost less than that expensive one you linked. Just look around for a few days, you'll eventually find one that you like. And if you honestly want to stick to that pricey one, then, good luck and I hope it's exactly what you're looking for.

Hows your day been so far?

I'm doing fine, did you guys watch Katanagatari?

Yeahhhhh.... pretty much.

Although, until my sister moves the rest of her crap downstairs, since she took over my grandmother's old apartment, my brother can't move out of here, and I can't stuff all my fucking Amazon bullshit in the various stacked-cube storage things that literally cover half of this room.

His games and crap take up like 2 3-high plastic cabinets, and 4 full cubes.

I have cubes already stacked to the fucking ceiling with swords, Amazon crap, boxes, cosplay items, and old toys

>You should clean your room.
See above

>Clean your room
See above

>I can't stand having an empty beer bottle and you can live with all that?
Most of it is just empty plastics, tore up printer papers, and piles of random crap. Very little is actually dirty (and that gets rid of soon). Just random stuff and recyclables I can't throw away because there's 1/8 of 1 ounce I can't get out of the bottle...

>Disgracefur
Yeah... it is...

>It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways user
Nah, I'll disagree with that.
You people are some of the few I actually chat with. I normally dislike being with people, and I hate going out in the sunlight.
I was away on vacation for like 7 weeks this summer. I went to the pool... on average... once a week?
I went and did other things maybe... 5 or 6 times?

I don't like going outside much at all. (especially not in the sun - only did that once at the beach to make a sunrise ASMR video)
On the other hand, I CAN probably move SOME of these things on top of my massive cube storage grids. I'll do some of that, but I'm still strapped for space

1v1 me bro.

>Miho

It's very effective. Actually something I'm craving right now.

Then throw some shit out and make some room.

CLAMED

That looks fine as fuck. Good deal or not so much?

Yeah most 180's below 200k km are pretty expensive, at least in my area.

It's an evo I swear!

I don't buy shit like that

I literally JUST took that pic.

Here's the unedited one. Have fun with that metadata
>taken a half hour ago

Alright, well I need to wait for my client to send me a check anyway, so I probably have like a week.

I can definitely get rid of the bottles, but... idk if I wanna get rid of those toy plastic trains and other crap of that nature...

I mean... ever since I was young, I DID kinda wanna make a legit awesome like Lionel setup or something...
But... I guess i'm very unlikely to do that, and these aren't Lionel anyway; they're plastic shits that run on batteries.

I'd have to go through a lot of it...
I don't like getting rid of things that aren't either garbage or broken... It's really hard... it also feels like a waste...
I mean... maybe I can donate some of it... then, at least it goes to someone else and not in the trash...

Oh my god. Didn't knew that. Why aren't you asking for it, Homu?
You know I'm always here for you.

The one and only

Have another then

ILL TAKE YOU ON THE TOUGE BRO!
>Really though, I drifted for the first time the other day, by accident because I was forced to swerve into a corner that I wasn't planning on taking going way too fast. Shit was scary if you don't plan on it.

It was a hell of a deal! Only cost me $1700, and it was local. Although as you can see, it's a convertible model. I prefer non-verts, but at such a cheap price, and the fact I didn't have to drive 2-4 hours just to SEE it, I couldn't really turn it down.

Wow, watch out there fag. What's next, blowing each other in the backroom?

Yeah I bet

Good just got out of the shower heading to the coffee shop for some java.

No we can tho? im going for an hour or some but will be back

I wasn't judging man

shiro, how's school going?

You are invited too.

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I didn't want to take your hugs from Mai.

It's been going fine.

Yeah i use to drift my old car.
>
But yeah your car would kick mines ass. Im a all stock GTS.

Fun


BBL I need to go help someone fix a car.

Yeah I wish I could find something under 5k aud that was local, but I'm a jobless idiot so I wont be buying a car for a long while yet anyway, so I wont complain.

I'm not too much of a leathertop fan either, it feels like they're held on by duct tap and a prayer.

I'll pass

Oh, come on. Is not my fault at all.

>Drifting in a Crown Vic
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
What happened to it?
And nah, it probably wouldn't. It's an NA 13B, really not much power to be found. Granted, it's got a small kick to it, it's nothing like modern cars.

Just gotta get a shit job that's close, and save up! This is my 3rd vehicle, first car. I'd be more than happy to help you find something though, I love looking through the ads to see what's out there.

Luckily, mines got a hard top panel. So the very very top is all solid, much better than full soft if you ask me. It's locked down pretty solid, and almost feels like a hard top, except for that ever so slight air sound when you're at speed.

I say we got some more hug pictures up in here. Extra points for yuri.

get*

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I didn't think you were judging. I thought you were saying the pic was fake.

Actually, I just moved a bit of crap around and regained a lot of space.

I have 2 full fucking shopping bags of shampoos I just pulled out of my closet and from next to a computer tower
Like 17,449 mL of it
(4.6 US gallons)

Now... to figure out where to put that... idk if I wanna put it right back in the closet... that's inconvenient

>Extra points for yuri.

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PUREST FORM OF LOVE

I'm in aus, we got gumtree and carsales. I never looked too much into it, but I'm probably going to need a vehicle of some sort sometime next year.

So it's not a towel roof? Well that won it some points back.

I'm fine. Just call me.

PUREST FORM OF LOVE full size edition

Oh my God. I have a lot of hug yuri pictures but I need to keep them for that special someone.

Understandable.

>insert baseless insult

Just post em you fag

Ah, might be able to bug Rory for some help. They also live in the land of killer birds and pet dingos.

Yep, you could break a knife on that top, no lie.

I'm not going to, nerd.

So not only am I sick, my parents are also both sick. I fucking hate my sister

What a cocktease

Claiming best girl

Does this count?

We have a lizard that squirt blood from its eyes at predators, have only seen one in an enclosure. Legit what.

I wouldn't stab your car though.

What the fuck Australia?!
Ya, apparently there's some bird with a poisonous beak or something.

Thank you user, that means a lot to me.
>Stuck at work because MANAGMENT IS SO GUD AT PLANNING SHIT!
Fuck this, I'm playing music in my car.

I like how no one said anything about me having over 4½ GALLONS of shampoo in my bedroom.

So, this is NOT the weirdest thing you've all heard today?

>yurobeat instensifies

That's not that weird. I could use 4 and a half gallons of shampoo.

I can't. You're too agressive for me.

What would you say if I told you... I originally had over 3 times as much as this? This is after a few months' use

:-D

シャワーするが大好きですよ!

A-Actually...

not a girl

THE FUCK IS IT WITH THIS SHITTY WIFEY CRAP - y'all posting the same shit on here , over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

intrigued

I like stocking up on stuff, so yea.

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do you expect things to change?
because that's insanity

Ah, ok then.
Makes sense

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DE JA VU

AKCHUALLY...

Hey Uta.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMl8eZoudJE

How mean

How are you doing today SeeSee?

Its the truth
and over

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZw2B9tiUBg

how go the?

youtube.com/watch?v=_DLo54YDNek

pretty good, chill day.
you doing well?
and are you drinking enough tea?

Oh, I get it! You just jelly!

How go the?
Ugh?

I can't be jelly of that thing

Well, I threw away THIS many sanitizer bottles.

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and I got THIS much sanitizer back

STRONGET

damnit....

Anyone have had real sex in this threat?

Claimed orb

horrible

its an old english way of saying 'how are you'
'the' referring to someone you view as an equal or more.
but never use 'the' while referring to royalty.
its 'sir' 'lord' 'mam' or 'mistress',
and must be called upon in the present tense.
'goes my'

youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

not me

mine

IT'S 27 FUCK.

its 45.
nice joke though

Just came after I traveled because I had something to do. How about you?

it also was EXACTLY 100 after my last post... which was 5 off from a sextuples self-call (as usual)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

bump... b-bakas~...

did you mean came home?

or...

>because I had something to do
elaborate please.

i'm good,
might get something to eat in a minute.
might not.

you can tell i didn't do well in maths.

ah, fuck, there was ANOTHER almost-empty sanitizer!

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Why keep hoarding them?
Your thumb stopped bleeding yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=K1hHFq2yLPI

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I could actually go for some tea right now, my throat is burning up from whatever my sister gave me. But I just brushed my teeth, and I only drink green tea. So it would be pretty gross
>rattle

>elaborate

Well, I visited the student dormitory I'll move in while I'm in college.
What are you eating?

Is up to you, user.

Hi there.
>rattles

wait... so...
you don't drink proper tea?
youtube.com/watch?v=N2rfHYq2dSE

Cute cat.
How're you?

>Why keep hoarding them?
I don't wanna get rid of them until they're as close to 100% used as possible.

Look how much I gained from all those:
(and a little more with the other one I just found. Now it's above that yellow droplet thing in the sea-green logo, by about a cm)

>Your thumb stopped bleeding yet?
Yeah, but it's pretty nasty
You can kinda see it in this pic:

what courses are you going to be taking?

probably cereal or some crumpets.
something easy.

does the last episode come out today or tomorrow?

Something like tattoo medicine.
Just kidding. Graphic design.

Tea is best without sugar or milk. Same with coffee.

I usually just throw it out if there's a tiny bit left that I can't easily use.

Does it hurt when you touch it?

Fucking Russia, every time.

>Stopped on the way home to take pictures of where I drifted when I was cut off on the freeway.

How are you doing today Shizuru?
Loose leaf green is best tea
>fite me
>putting milk in tea
Are you a savage?

That's a good one, you will be able to do something better than your version of this.

>I usually just throw it out if there's a tiny bit left that I can't easily use.
Doing this HAS saved me a few times when I otherwise woulda run out before we could get more.

>Does it hurt when you touch it?
Yes, unless I do it REALLY lightly. Tapping it hurts.

high-5!

damnit to fuck. I KNEW that wouldn't work!

I-inertia drift!

I have to watch initial d.

i think you mean first aid.

where you planning on working in the future?

that's just flavoured water then.

if i was a savage, bears would be gods.

I guess. It will be a new experience because the course is in english, not in my language, that's what I like the most about it.

I don't know. Maybe I will design your next car at a huge brand, or I'll travel the whole world with my guitar. God knows what lies ahead. I don't even care.

???
Sorry, did you respond to the wrong person?

No, it was for you, Cirno. I just didn't know how to start a subject we both know. Sorry.

Have you ever tried green tea with milk? It look like piss and tastes like shit

Green tea with a piece of a cinnamon stick is the shit.

Do it. It's really a great anime, despite how stupid it can get, and how dated it looks.

when you figure it out ill see if i can help.
my support is in your court.

ye, but that's why multiple types of tea exist.

Oh.
So, then this is starting a conversation about college?

In that case, what is your first language?

Never tried that. I usually just put a little bit of honey
I'm very picky about what I drink, and most types of tea don't taste that good to me. I want to try a blueberry tea some time

Fair enough.

Perhaps it'll leave a scar!

Tastes better without anything imo.

Much appreciated. Sure, CC, I'll be here ready to ask for your help anytime. I guess on my summer time I'll work as a gametester, I'm not sure, though.

I just misquoted. I wanted to say that is really unfortunate you didn't got 555.

>blueberry tea
never heard of it.
though it sounds good.

true that.

try pub/bar work.
its cash in hand (most of the time) and pretty easy.

Yeah, I would, but what if more guys would fall for me?
Even in a straight bar. I might turn them gay.

You can get fruit teas, a bunch of dehydrated fruit that you brew with boiling or just warm water. It's pleasant, but expensive.

I think it's just some kind of tea that threy put dehydrated blueberries in, I need to go look at the tea shop nearby
I'm broke, so that may not work too well. Have you ever had lavender tea? It's apparently pretty good

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I've had some very perfumed teas, some have lavender on occasion. I used to hate the way it would fill your mouth and nose with the smell of lavender or any floral ingredient, but now that's the best part!

oh ok

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