PLEASE let's have a non porn, non brutality webm/gif thread

those cabs can take tonnes of weight, he'll be fine.

>tonnes

Well, that is the English and SI spelling of the word.

what is webm?

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turtlebros

>PLEASE let's have a non porn, non brutality webm/gif thread
>I will post a few to get it started

>705213207
WTF IS THAT?

That's a hollow tree, asshat.

xD

Albino tree pupper

Sauce?

Ah, it's a stoat.

God is good...

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this is how you get coal lounge.

> havok physics engine

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UGH! Gore warning pls

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I enjoyed this

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I would stomp that cats head if it had done that to me

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5/7 great movie

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That is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

>Cat clearly on the verge of losing it
>Dumbass shoves her face in its
Any cat owner who isn't a retard could have told her how that was going to end.

Faggit

Ive been around dogs my whole life so i know how they think and act (generally) but when cats wag their tail isnt that a sign of anger/annoyance?

i no rite, what a fagit 4 lyking an animul! this is slash bee slash after all and we like gore and pizza XDDDDD

awesome, source?

Dumb Americunt doesn't even know the the English language.

Pretty much.

super fucking cute. but because this 4chins i was ready to close it in case it got blown away by a shotgun.

I dreamed I went to a McDonald's for the first time in a year last night. They had pizza.

i have to admit, i giggled like a schoolgirl.

RONRON!

Primitive technology on YouTube, has a bunch of videos which all are amazing

Primitive Technology on youtube. He has several videoes, and they are sooooooo nice

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He looks like he's already covered in shit. Is that just like the penguin every one shits on? The Meek Mill of penguins

Oh man, his channel and videos are 10/10. I dream of someday being able to do the shit this nigga does. Feels good, man.

Great minds think alike huh

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Fuck you for being too stupid to actually see the source in the vid.

Fuck you for spoonfeeding retarded fucks.

Why does she cry? Why does she get mad?

Relax man, this really isn't a problem.

cring

those are tortoises dick

Women always do that on that show for some reason. They'll flip out, get up and run (most of the time, the only running they've done in their whole lives), or fall out on the floor like children. They hate to be caught in a lie.

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Dude your tiny island will fade as soon as the dry pussied queen moves on. So stop with your "Our English" you gap toothed fucking garbage. Your time in the sun was over after you lost the revolution. Put that in your "tea" and stick it up your ass. Stupid limey.

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Holy shit this is for real? Didn't even realise there is a show like this out there. Wow world.

>How to puke.

Yes, it is.
It wastes bandwidth.

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this is like the intro to dexter

whats the purpose? im confused

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i am fairly certain your greatest achievements don't go beyond seeing the source in vids. congratulations.

Love his channel. No retarded talking over, no bullshit, just him doing fantastic work in the wilds.

K bro.

srsly

he's the designated shitting penguin

I love how it just starfishes when it's on its shell

Yeah. Can I get three of those supersized please? To go. And make it snappy.

please explain this, I really don't get it

That's at the ACC in Toronto. Cool.

Wahrlich ein Zeitalter der Wunder...

My life in 34 sec

Underground nervegas line failure?

Dude that is the most cringe worthy shit ive ever seen

yah the guy died of eternal bleeding

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> Needing a DNA test.
> Mfw

dat file name

Muh heart...

Powerblasted

>lounge

How does he not stop everything he's doing to touch it?

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Sauce?

Made me laugh far too much.

(thats why its funny)

I find this highly amusing

sauce pls

Not who you replied to but had to laugh, you're going to be electing either a scabby old bint or a fat pedophile.
The entire world either hates you or sees you as a joke, you fat uneducated shit.

GG americunt.

If he wasn't wearing a hard hat, it's his fault.

youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

some say hes still bleeding even today

To be fair, the cat probably wasn't aiming for her eye like that, just a general smack to the face to get her to fuck off

some people just don't get art

Fake and gay.

this is everyting but taco

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Live action version of that South Park episode wth the big snake firework

Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de

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My favorite of all time.

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She's a retard. She hoped that rthat other retard was the father even after she saw the baby was black.

why are dogs the best animal in the world?

this dug survived rabies

No more cartoons please.

Get out

That show was so good, thanks for reminding me.

FUN FACT, this gif is faked.

The original video is just the penguin falling through the ice. You can see the ice crack before the hit too.

Because they're literally man-made.

No.

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I wonder when we will reach the bronce age?

And also that show would be better with a topless chick at least on the background

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They're ANIME

is this how civilized people react to finding out they aren't the father? usually they dance around and shit

What is the difference?

...and a large Diet Coke.

Thanks for the idea.

Pussies like this are why Cred Forums needs to raid tumblr... BUT NO, WE'VE DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT.

They're fucking cartoons.
Now crawl out of your parent's basement and go eat your bowl of cereal.

That would be really fucking uncomfortable if you think about it. The straps around your chest and the gag in your mouth would prevent you from breathing properly, the paint would dry and chap your nipples, and the circulation would be cut off to your legs and arms.

You're very welcome Sir, (tips fedora).

differencebetween.net/miscellaneous/career-education/difference-between-anime-and-cartoon/

tofugu.com/japan/anime-vs-cartoons/

diffen.com/difference/Anime_vs_Cartoon

otakukart.com/animeblog/2015/11/28/top-5-major-differences-between-anime-and-cartoons/

Cartoons.

M'Lady.

kid barely moves to catch a fucking ball.

1000 applaud.

c'mon.. are people really this dull?

You did not read the sources. They are anime.

practical use of women in manufacturing.

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Cartoons.

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Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de

When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace

Please go somewhere else with your cartoons.

I would say i's a BDSM session.
Sometimes other's phantasms and fetishes can go well beyond your imagination.
In that regard, it doesn't respect the rules of the thread (implying anyone care about them), though I admire the person who've spent probably weeks designing and building this machine (even if it doesn't work perfctly, you can see an arm malfunctionning at some point).

This is the cringiest shit I've seen all day. WHY is this a thing?

Source is Sabagebu for anyone too lazy to sauce it themselves.

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anime is life

pls dont turn this into a cringe thread

I think this was a japanese cameraman doing a documentary. He's paid to film, not to touch cats.

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My life consists of real women with real vaginas.

I feel sorry for your life.

Meh, I need to go refuel at Cred Forums anyway.

turtle? you fucking retard that's an elephant.

The guy didn't die

>my life centers around the left-side of pic related
No, my friend. *I* feel sorry for *you.*

>mfw sub-saharan africans didn't get as advanced in thousands of years

Checked, also would fuckniggerpussy\10.

How much do you weigh? I just want to complete the picture in my mind.

They did, that was just the apex of how far they got. Stuck there.

I really would like to continue our playful banter, but I have to go get ready to spend time with a female that isn't a cartoon.

Enjoy the rest of your day user.

158 lbs at 6'0." Yes, I'm skinny.

What a bro

Man that aligator fucked that zebra up!

uh uhh

Nice marmot.

409 lbs :), fuck you you know I'm right, don't give a fuck how much I weight real women are fucking bitches and they will take your money and life.

This is a troll post

people like this stopped existing after the year 2007

Have fun wasting time and money on someone else in the hopes for sex.

Yep.

i skipped to the end before watching it to make sure something like that didnt happen

I mean, isn't there an in-between.

I have a girlfriend and I like anime. Maybe not a lot of the stuff posted here, but:
>Cowboy Bebop
>Full Metal Alchemist
>Berserk
>Paranoia Agent
>Beck

Etc.

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I've noticed a lot of women claim to like anime *nowadays;* the sudden rise in "gamer/nerd girls" over the last 3 years alone has had me...confused and somewhat upset. I mean, where were they 10+ years ago, when men were getting their teeth kicked in for being actual nerds/weebs who genuinely love anime and such?

Oh right, they were fucking the guys doing the kicking.

A few of them grew up actually liking it.

The girl I'm with now came up with Toonami, so she likes Bebop, Outlaw Star, Tenchi, etc.

its a woman, they can't handle being put on the spot for something they've done wrong. first they run off like that crying, then they'll start coming with excuses then comes the delusional rationalizing.

Sure, some of them might have but they were certainly well-hidden. Now, "otaku" seems to be the new mainstream.

sauce?

>Thinks vehicles for this purpose don't have special cages

SIS SOMEONE SAY TACOS?

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This anime looks nice, anyone got a name?

Idiot playing with firecrackers.

All you need to know about japanese cartoons is right here.

koreans are a lie

TON AND TONNE ARE DIFFERENT THINGS
A TONNE IS HEAVIER THAN A TON
THEY BOTH EXIST
STOP ARGUING
p.s. Metric > Imperial

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Because "nerd" shit has become profitable, and pushed towards everyone now.

Also, it's the same switch that happened when desperate older women learned the word "milf". Now they know younger men want them.

Girls think "gamer girls" are cool and guys like that. Same with anime, and films, etc.

Like I said though, there are some legitimately cool girls out there that just like what they like and don't put on a show.

Canine Distemper for you.

I lol'd

thanks mane

cause you can't enjoy spending time with a woman! Nope! Wasting time watching Anime is much better

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humanity is weird

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>I really would like to continue our playful banter, but I have to go get ready to spend time with a female that isn't a cartoon.

Assuming it's worthwhile. I've got a few women who would DIE to lavish me with their attention, time, money. .... All I can think about is how to get rid of them.

I know, right? Like, who owns a cat these days.

Damn, that Nigger Faggot is light as air.

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>Assuming it's worthwhile. I've got a few women who would DIE to lavish me with their attention, time, money. .... All I can think about is how to get rid of them.

Get the fuck off of Cred Forums, Kanye.

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Wow. Almost cride

is it possible to stick your head up your ass so far? you might simply cease to exist

Those goddamn chinese are inswrting their bullshit in popular internet stuff... i shall NEVER repost that!!!

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R.I.P in Piece little man.
Enjoy you're Eternal Slumber

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I kinda figured this. There was a "Popcult" store near where I live, that really just had a bunch of 'nerdy' things inside all cramped together. They had the Dr. Who stuff with the Star Wars and Trek stuff, for example. Of course, the all-female staff barely had any idea what I was talking about when I asked them for a Kamen Rider Black figma, or at least a Faiz. Same goes for women around campus who claim to like anime and Korean dramas, but only care about the 'surface' stuff.

I love catching women on their bullshit.

both of those people were white and the child was obviously not

Such bait. Very edge.

Wew, school plays have really gotten out of hand.

didn't know this is a rekdthread

kek

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hahah, thats hilarious. In or out of context.

There were a lot more of us than you'd think.

>I love catching women on their bullshit.

That must make you very popular.

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uk or pt confirmed

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Yowza.

>popular
>implying I give a rat's ass about being popular
boi...

Bullshit. Of course, I'm not counting how many of you turned lesbians.

Nicely done, femanon.

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The couple below are arguing with each other. lol

nice hooters

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Reminded me of this when he had his back turned.

youtu.be/0qZwwyHvCbo

hardcore

youre just salty about our free healthcare and our overpowered navy (of possibly up to three whole nuclear submarines, maybe)

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I disagree, friendo.

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Whoever made this should be given a fucking medal.

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Holy fuck

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Plastic and everyone knows it!!

hurts to watch, hahahahahaha

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Isn't that David Firth?

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Cat tail wagging can be a sign of annoyance, but it can also be a sight of general excitement.

They also witch their tails almost constantly anyway.

Looking at the video, I can't see a strike, and the cat doesn't look too upset and just looks rather confused, I'm thinking her leaning back in the seat unbalanced the cat, it tried to re-stabilise with the left paw and just caught her eye.

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cuz to his asian ass, it's just a snack waiting to be eaten. Only a matter of time. Endorphins are being released by the kitty to marinate his lunch meat with every purr that cat creates for itself. He has it down to a science tho

Makes me feel bad for liking piggy links, man.

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Thats because its time for your meds mijo

Dumbass

Difference is, we don't care about you or the rest of the world.
You just keep calling us when things get tough - we'll take care of it for you.
... even if it'll be hard to understand you with your shit accent and poor grasp of language.

Not me. I'm about to go eat some bacon right now.

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What kind of dog is that

>golden retriever
My lab shepard mix catches crackers falling from a stand still a foot above her snout.

Is this Allison Brie's ugly sister?

sheep dog

its sonic!

Checked for Satan entering thread.

That does sound pretty good.

Saving my appetite for later though, going to a German restaurant. About to shave and get all nice smelting.

Speaking of, if anyone is looking for a good shave lather, this stuff is fucking awesome.

I disagree as well. Shes blabbing about her friend politics to her guy and how Jessica was being such a bitch the other night when she was" only trying to help" or some shit.. he's just there trying to get hard again because bitch keeps going

Is tbis a game? what isit?

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I've never seen this event done with a helmet.

did she die!?

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This movie is hilarious.

It's the look they give to him that cracks me up.

Sorry, man, but uh, subjective beauty aside, she looks nothing like Alison Brie.

Maybe Stephanie Joosten, but not even remotely close to Brie.

hating on anime on Cred Forums

priceless

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Turtles are dope.

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*smelling
Fuck sake.

thosere tortoises

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Newfag detected

aw we were having fun :/

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That got me hard.

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ikr

There are multiple shows like this. The first one was called Jerry Springer, and now him and his wife own and produce the other two most famous white trash/nigger chimp out drama shows. The one that clip is from is called Maury and the other one is hosted by a former stage security guard from the Springer named Steve Wilkos. I know what you're thinking and yes it was necessary to have security on stage. They mostly just kept the baby mamas from scratching each others eyes out, or stopping the two guys who were dating the same trailer slut from fighting.

how to survive in te wild:
>be on abandoned sugar-cane plantation n australia
>??????
>profit

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Beautiful!

with biscuit bread?! gross.

Hoo, boy...

There's a lot of bullshit woman hate out there, but I really think the vast majority of women are like this.

>TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Radioactivity ?

y

Dr. Cahvah's easy shave buttah

That's not the way to break your hymen

u know why being a pedophile isnt normal? Not long ago, news said a 12yo girl got to hospital. She was pregnant. And she needed caesarian. Shed die, if she gave birth naturally. Kids die, if they give birth. Thats why u dont impregnate them. Cuz back in primitive times it didnt help the population. And it still doesnt.
She was a gypsy

Harambe?

I haven't tried the butter yet, but I plan on it after I run out the lather.

Gonna give the ol' butt wipes a whirl as well.