Does anyone else have like a pseudo self-lubricating ass...

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>sweaty ass
>'self-lubricating'

ok then

I'm getting "wet," but it's not sweat.
My ass actually produces more juice when I'm aroused, especially when I'm edging/fapping for some time, so toying or fingering without lube is actually really easy.

Yeah it i get this too, dont know what it is though.

It's pretty much lubricant, so feces don't stick to your intestines, as well as disinfectant, so dirt, and thus bacteria and such, get flushed out.
The increased production of this might be a reaction learned by the body, because it learned that when being aroused, there might be an increased amount of hostile particles entering from the anus due to anal play.

>doritos and mt.dew
>buildup of indigestible shit eventually leaking out of your body every time the tension of your prostate changes
>literally worse than cartman

Kiiiiilllll yoursellllves

i do
i shave mine and sometimes it gets really slippery when i'm really aroused

i'm a guy btw

this is perfect.
That's how I would've explained it, the body "remembers" this stuff.

>implying I consume shit like that
Kill YOURSELF.

Also it's clear and gel-like, but you seem to mistake this mucus for feces.
Go back to school, lrn2biology.

Thanks body for helping me be safe and gay

ayyyyy

also your penis can cum without touching it
just play with your butthole

>implying all toxins come out as shit
>implying you eat very well and post on 4chin about your ass juice
>implying OP is not an autistic weeaboo faggot

Ok. Do you have any pics to prove that? Sharpie in the ass would be a good one.

Toxins discarded through the anus definitely won't come out as clear mucus in a regular human body.
Again: lrn2biology.

25 posts and yet not a single one suggesting you bottle the ass juice and sell it on ebay.

Fucking newfags.

Might as well sell blood or urine on ebay while you're at it.
I'm pretty sure ebay would take it down within two minutes of it being posted.

>definitely
>have mass spectrometer at home
>isn't just another discharge

lrn to critical think you fistula fingering fatass

ur gay

That's pretty disgusting, fatso

My last gf's ass would make a white odorless cream when I fucked her ass for long enough. So lubricating that it didn't even feel good for me anymore, but she'd go on like she was possessed. Always said her ass came, truth is I have no idea.
>Wasn't my jizz
>Wasn't some other dudes
>These are things I know

That's fucking old Cred Forums tier

Sounds like swamp ass.

OP should post pics if female. I'm well familiar with man swamp ass, but female swamp ass is still kind of a novelty.

nah im a guy

You don't need a fucking mass spectrometer.
Go ahead, start a research project. I'm sure there's tons of medical applications if that was true.
How about you stop being an uneducated fuck, throwing in random words he read on wikipedia once.
also
>has to fall back to insults
way to go. way to go.

Have you tried tasting it OP?

>I can't be wrong because fingering my ass feels good.
It wasn't an insult, more of a diagnosis.

A very, very poor and baseless diagnosis.
>it's brain worms

This

>baseless
>anonymous image board

Start sending pics or smelling it then, clown.

Aight, show us your medical degree first.

Show us your state validated sunlight, diet, and exercise card.

>I can't be wrong because I say so
Yes, it was an insult.

How do you even know your claim is true for a regular human body.

for me its only when i scratch it or close to the butthole

Those are illegal in my state (we get the least sunlight besides parts of Alaska at certain times) and the wolverines would eat us.

Yea but I'm not gay

How do you know it isn't? Sitting on your ass all day and masturbating leads to some well documented conditions, dork.

The least of which are a weak prostate and asshole that doesn't seal properly. It's barely above first aid.

Can anyone help ? Any similar experiences ? extensive googling gets me no where

thats hot

>regular

So you're what, an alieum?

Wtf completely different poses between the mirror and the girl.

Legs apart vs together
Wrist bent vs straight

Not gay And I'm not a fat ass neck beard that sits on his ass all day and browses Cred Forums so don't know why it does that as I keep my body in peak physical condition

A regular human body doesn't discard toxins (taken in by other means than anally) through the anus with clear mucus.
You should see the context posts were made in before replying.

You don't even have basic knowledge about human biology, do you?

>throwing assumptions, claims and insults again

Gonna stop trying to reason with a terrible troll now.

It was likely your dick OP. It secretes normally to avoid chafing but you won't find it anywhere because they don't want the millenials realizing they've rubbed permanent callouses onto their dicks.

this seems like a thing like earlobes being connected or not. some people have it some dont because its not vital to evolution

''Pic unrelated'' you dont say. We all thought you were a fucking anime girl

I don't know, it was a ridiculous amount of goo. Like way more then I ejaculate, but that's a reasonable suggestion. Also I only use spit as lube

>doesn't
>don't

And all of your responses are just, "no", except super buttmad and long winded.

Stop being fat and gross. Peace

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Go get fucked by your dad, niggerdick loving cuck.

>I don't know
>let me explain more of what I don't know

I hear you but that doesn't change physiology

all asses are "self lubricating" you ficking idiot

how the fuck do you think you can shit out a hard log without tearing your ass apart inside and out

Holy shit I didnt expect there to be a debate about my ass lube, I just wanted to know if anyone else had something similar.

Change it from what?

Never mind this poster is right VVVV
That's a good point, it was probably that stuff.

just so we're clear, I meant to say fucking, not ficking

>dicks aren't meant to be pumped in and out of things

That physiology, dummy

So a sexual organ isn't for sex? Weird....

Thanks.

It is called anal mucus. Very unflattering name.

Mine does that pretty well. Was able to do it raw once, though I still prefer with lube

Before you start losing your ocd mind;

That's not a mirror.

is it for sale in mass quantities?

op here, feel the same way - the more lube the better