A lamp

a gun

My passport - I'm out.

A cat.

a line of cocaine?

What I there is another zombie directly left of you?

Plastic bag...

An ETC Element theatrical lighting control desk.

Not sure how that would be helpful.

40 cartons of cigarettes

A fuckn pillow...gr8

Bass guitar

A cat

Cushion
fuk

A sink I had previously ripped off the wall.

Gonna be a good day.

A recycling bin, okay

Water bottle

>my Nitro+ Blasterz game case

a box full of bionicles and legos

A wall

You can choke him with your pussy

david spade

A shirt I wore three days ago. Time to get creative.

Lol! A huge water bottle made off platic? Weapon against what, msy I ask?

rubix cube

Fencing sword. Which is completely useless.

this is gonna be interesting.

A notebook with easy-rip pages

a scalpel, marker pen and roll of masking tape.

the funny bit is just to my left, propped against the wall is a 13th century falchion sword.

My cat...sorry kitty...

You havent lived till you whacked someone to death with a pillow...lmao

empty bag of cadburys chocolate buttons

a multi plug with my lamp, 2 HS8 speakers and a nokia phone charger attached
if i can get a good swing and my arms don't fail me i think I could fuck shit up mmhm

A pack of crackers

a chair

Same here user

Or just suffocate him while he sleeps. Git gud n00b.

Kek

A bed comforter

My wife... I am so fucked...

...

piece of totinos pizza

My bed.

empty packet of malteasers

gun cabinet with a scar, an ak, an ar, 22rl Marlin, a M1 Garand, and a mosin

I'm set.

A can of fabreez and a lighter. I win.

...

Pics

Kek

...

I'm out. Just a roll. Fuck.

>Gun cabinet
Prove it scrub

Give it a pillow
Pillow fight
Die having fun

An Asian

So you have to throw a gun cabinet

nah you're fine

Like the sport

>brick wall
what the fuck do I do

my cat's asshole

cedar amoire

A wall

LOL okay Satan, not like you can just possess them or anything

A men's skate shoe Fuck my life

> cat butt for the win

a wall

Heineken bottle

Laying on couch so i suppose the arm rest.

An acoustic guitar, atleast it was only $150

fuckin hammer

have many bricks, kill everyone, build new wall.

pic related

nice quadz, Cred Forumsro

have many planks, kill everyone, build new wardrobe

Checked

win all gun and some darts nice

Half a bag of flour tortillas..

Im good i have my piece of cloth with floral print to protect me.

Wheres the fucking time stamp faggot? You know the rules.

My 7 month old son. Amazing!

i don't give a shit about your stinkin' rulez :)

do you know who the mother is?

never learned your left from your right, did you?

An entire wooden dresser full of other shit

grandparents gave it to me. it's like 70 years old. would rather not destroy it.

Shower curtain

Toilet paper.

A bowl of M&M's. You, I'm fucked...

EPIPEN trainer, great!

"left"...not "military left"

A printer

Snort it, go to battle.

..assuming I'm not lying in bed on my stomach.

Damn... If it was "military left" then instead of my wife it would have been pic related. Inside is
G21
M&p shield 9mm
Savage 12 ga
Stevens 16 ga
Ruger 10/22 mark II

>A sink I had previously ripped off the wall.
Still has a good day.

who the hell does that though? 600 pound americans who can't get out of bed?

yes..?

>lock guns in chest
>thieves just steal chest instead

I would team up with the guy with the crackers, raise the gun cabinet up, use the crackers to lure in the zombie drop the safe on them.

a printer

clean your room, you slob

Is it even comfortable for fat people to sleep on their stomachs?

nice tripz, Cred Forumsro

A 6" model rocket

6' not 6" *

Fuck off. Heres a better pic.

Old people

ok. clean your fucken room, you fucken slob. :)

Why specify what gender the shoe is?

A printer?

joystick and c64

A bottle of arizona green tea.
Fuck.

Also a lamp, but it is a heavy bronze lamp with a good grip... I can make due.

Any Ka-Bar owner would know it's a Ka-Bar, you fucking pleb.

Fully loaded ar15

>those repeating digits...

Its bolted to the floor. They would also have to get past my 2 doggos.

blue yeti microphone

If you lie on you gut your left is still not your right you stupid trash.
were the fuck are you any ways , your parents garage?

KEK @ ARfag

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A can of febreeze air effects

a wall

thanks trump

Pizza, an ocarina, some 40k clippers, and an irn bru

sure, and your penis is 8 inches not centimeters

Trainer? The epipen is pretty self explanatory. You too dumb to use it?

Tits timestamp or gtfo.

unless its bolted to concrete with foot long spikes, that heavy thing would just tear itself out of the floor

A printer

trash can

A pen. Might work

but, that's not how tanks work

I'm alright.

Window screen

Size queen.

no you don't

My brother

A Fishing pole

my McCoffee

sharpie in his pooper

My Carbon-Steel Katana forged from the ashes of fallen heroes.

I pray to zyzz this works

My apartment is 200sqft.

i enjoy that shit
> to my left is a ruger .380
a pocket gun.

A mini-fridge

What the fuck

who rents a 200 square foot apt??? my closet is bigger than that. :p

trump

Ceiling

a six-foot 2x4
it's on, bitch

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nice dubz

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>∆

Clearly your tortillas a not the first thing on your left its the nightstand or that round thing (ventilator?)
Your keys then your laptop then the ring and only after that you get the tortillas.
Fucking dumb spics.
Your stil dumb as fuck user

A military folding shovel. Fuk ye.

People who don't think it's worth paying an arm and a leg for a place to sleep and store their shit?

"first thing you see"
I followed the rules.

what does it cost you per month?

i have a 1700 square foot home in houston and it my mortgage is $850/month

>arm and leg

What is your rent? I have a mortgage. 4 br 2 car garage and pay less than 500/mo.

A potted plant

Massage pin, it does hurt when applied to soft tissue.

pretty much this, I did odd jobs illegally for almost 2 years living out of my car after my mother died and the house got forclosed till I could save enough to put a deposit down.

I live downtown. Pay $515 a month, all utilities payed. 1700sqft would be insane here! Most places go for about $3/sqft..

A half eaten potato...

Actually I was downsizing, said rocket is closer to 7 feet although it's gotten a little bent over the years, and yes my dick is actually 8", what's it to you?

Bass guitar

A jar holder for preparing inoculation jars.

Guess i was spot on when i called you a spic

a halfway decent apartment in houston will run anywhere from $1200-$1600/month. that's for a halfway decent one....not a really nice one.

figured i'd buy a house...live in it for a while...then go buy another and rent this one out and have someone pay for it for me. :)

im not whoever you were talking to, I literally just joined the thread.

A towel

The Hitchhiker's Guide was right, I see

This is were the problem lies, mr spic here doesnt mind living like this.
So he takes low wage jobs, this creates a unfair advantage because he is willing to put up with 3e world amenities.

This in turn result in lower standards of living for every one in the country.

An adult go cart track.

Still doesn't denies being a spic.

A large pane of glass...

I can make excellent use of this.

you compete with illiterate 3rd worlders for work? must suck being you. :)

Pic related is my house according to zillow. The mortgage payment doesnt take into account taxes/insurance. Everythinh included my mortgage payment is 468/mo

likely tempered and will do nothing but shatter into a million tiny pieces. :)

Nah, this is thick strong glass. If I get a good break I can find a nice sized piece and use my sleeve or something to make a handle, then stab some fuckers.

I live on the other side of the world pal, sorry.

but fuck spics,blacks,and half castes.

the principle on my mortgage is only around $350/month...the rest of the $850 is property tax and insurance. harris county TX has some of the highest property taxes in the USA. :(

Kek and saved

my tripz don't lie, Cred Forumsro.

trust me...it's tempered. :)

Damn... I knew the cost of living down there was higher, but i disnt know it was that high.

You sound autistic

A doube tape.

Harley owners manual

poke him to death

really? you can hear me?

you ARE autistic. :)

UR MOM XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fuck.

A pillow. Fuck.

A lawn mower

a mighty disk drive

i dont but shit rolls up hill.

you're the resident expert on shit. :)

My nigga I have a bottle of Stella Artois

I actually run a very lucrative porta potti business

I got a fridge, atleast i can go inside it for cover i guess

i think i got the best weapon of all!

homebrew...belgian wit. and some earbuds

nice dubz, BTW

post snek

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pic related

ok i will but mofo is still a baby so i dont think he is good weapon yet.

A butter knife, with peanut butter on it

Car door :)

Can of coke /me

Cheers mate about to enjoy one with you

my dick

Box fan. Looks like blow jobs all around

Dremel 3000 with an engraving bit...

Toilet paper

I got a wall, im good fam

A twelve gauge shotgun. :D

I was going to go out hunting for the duck opener this morning but got lazy and stayed home in bed.

calculator

A wall

This

A pump shotgun

dude you got quads, you're invincible

Here

Drunk person

30-30 On the wall no joke.

The closet that i'm in

Holy shit it is a geek terrorist.

my dick

My dog

TV, thoughts?

A chair