Can we take a minute to thank the internet?

apples and oranges

even when I'm in a happy relationship I still watch porn.

I know what you mean, constantly chasing that exact thing is annoying (closing 30 tabs at the end as well) but its much better than having a couple of dirty mags and salivating when Cindy Lou bends over.

It also gave me a much better idea of what to do with a woman and removed their mystique. It's much less intimidating talking to the qt3.14 when you've seen someone just as hot be drowned in jizz the night before.

>Started fapping at the age of 13.
>26 now.
>Average is 200 times a year.
>So between 2400 - 3000 times since then.
>Average has to be 4 naked women a fap.
>Makes up to 10k - 13k naked women.
>Lastly we add the non-fapping naked watching, minus 1k (other stuff during fapping).

Has to be round 15k - 17k for me.
Not bad OP, how old are you?

thankfully weve all seen OPs whore of a mother naked
god bless the internet

thanks to the internet i have probably had more orgasms than Genghis Khan

You're welcome.

>20,000 different women nude throughout my life

I probably see 20,000 per week. I spend hours of sloooow faps on imagefap.

But yes. Thanks internet. Also for thousands of other things than porn. I was talking with a 80yo man recently. He told me he learned more these last 15 years than his whole life before.

nigga you're seeing pictures and videos, not actual womyn

harem dudes still have the advantage over us

You'd have been perfectly happy without copying some internet crap

It removes all the magic of relationships and makes real women seem inferior. You've always seen better tits, ass, vag and prettier faces, you've always seen more perverted shit and real life women can't compare. So yeah, I'm not convinced it's helped me be happier

dont get me wrong I'd rather have the harem, but I've still seen stuff they never could have.

Modernday billionaires are the luckiest as they can have both but fuck them

I've been in a relationship for 6 years and I watch porn every day. Sometimes we watch together and fuck.

maybe one day youll get to touch one

just women user

not even trying the net out

If I posted a pic of my fiance on here, she'd be called a whale and rated pretty low... But hey, I love her, she cooks, we play video games, and we're happy. She begrudge me not the porn.

This motherfucker right here.
I got the same from adults, they told me use the internet the best you can because it contains more information than the best encyclopedias on the same field.

not inferior. More equal. trying to merge the sexual side of your relationship with your own fantasies is always a dumb thing to do. You'll never find someone who links up 100% with you. Trying will just lead to madness.

I think of it like through the internet I've seen every part of the world, but I don't compare it to holidays I've had. They are just seperate things.

Thank

I wouldn't be surprised if it was more like 100,000.

But I do think about that all the time, especially since I am a genXer and porn was considered to be for weirdos even in the 90s - I felt creepy for being a porn freak. I remember in 1992, my dorm roommate remarked to a female friend of his that I had six 1.44" floppies of GIFs (there was no JPEG back then so even stills were GIFs) and she was like "I didn't know you were that kind of person". I'd never imagined that it would be considered normal to look at porn and that girls would be taking it of themselves 20-25 years later.

ikr, but I thought I'd keep it semi normal and avoid the spidermans/heresies

I'm just saying man. I think we'd all be okay without access to this much porn. OP is like "thank you for this gift!" but I seriously think previous generations were more content and happier in their relationships. Yeah we get unlimited porn, but that's not a great trade off

Having been in a few orgies and plenty of mff threeways with my cuckquean gf, I can safely say that porn doesn't give you the same satisfaction as the real thing.
Porn you can fap a few times a day but the orgasms taper off until your cock is dry heaving.
We spend 2 weeks with our cuckcake and fucked an average of 3 times a day (record was 7) and EVERY SINGLE cumshot was at least a 6 roper and full force.

Don't get me wrong, I love porn, watch it all the time, fap all day sometimes like most of you, but for those two weeks with our cuckcake the simple thought of watching porn didn't come anywhere NEAR my mind.

Porn is good, but group sex always wins out.

>real life

Found your problem.

>Even conquerors who had harems and slaves have
fucked dozens, hundreds, or thousands more women than you. grats, you jacked off to millions of pixels while these men slayed so much pussy that they have millions of descendants today.

Cool story, bro.

The difference is, at least they were fucking their women. This is sad and pathetic

> Even conquerors who had harems and slaves have seen less

Niggah they didnt just see them, they fucked them

I've also seen them take a horse dick up the butt, lol. That's definitely rare in history.

>and it was probably poorly lit.

>fucking kek

what about all of the naked women you see in videos' thumbnails?

imagine genghis khan's face if someone told him men would pleasure themselves to the mere pictures of women

Not so fast with those dubs, Boyd Crowder.

Well one of the reasons why you've seen more naked women than people in the past is partly because there's more humans alive today than there has been humans alive throughout our history.

Imagine the faces of all the WW2 soldiers if someone told them what a shit country this would become 70 years later.

Bullshit

With dating websites and apps like tinder the modern male has more chances than ever to fuck as many sluts as possible. It is easier to meet women than ever in human history.

If you stay home and just fap to your computer monitor that is your problem.

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you just.... "women" fuck you and your self righteous ass

>Sometimes we watch together and fuck.
99.9% chance she cheats on you
65% chance you let her
35% chance you don't know she's cheating on you

as the comedians/sex addicts Patrice Oneal and Jim Norton said ' I only fuck to have something to jack off too later '

Fucking is over rated, it's draining, too intimate, always involves another person, sweaty and sometimes even boring. Fapping constantly evolves with you.

If I were to replace fapping with fucking I'd be happy for a couple of months bored for a couple of years and probably drop dead when I was 40. I'd also be constantly stressed because I'd have to wait to fuck where I wouldnt have too if I could fap.

conquerors like that are born every few generations at most. They have to kill loads of people and put in a lot of effort. They also exist only in the past so they could only get certain types of women. Genghis didnt get any african puss, he barely got european puss.

> porn doesn't give you the same satisfaction as the real thing.
Said the tumblr SJW that can't find a boyfriend because most men are opting out of relationships

thats not true. conservative estimates are between 80-100 billion

Tl;dr
But these tits are fucking outstanding beautiful

Shut the Fuck up and fap.

Every generation feels this way though

fair enough, there is a serious lack of tits in this thread

Does anybody have the source

>can we thank the internet for making something special not special at all?

dude just seeing tits is not enough for me to get a boner anymore
even a nude woman doesnt really do it
i gotta see some pink or lewd and explicit things now due to the internet

seeing a women naked was a special thing in the past

now its a common and everyday thing....

What a loser you are.

saved. budderface folder enhanced

sauce now

>cuckquean gf
Dude, your GF is the unicorn of unicorns. No one in this thread is going to live a amazing life like yours so let them have their pixels and faps.

its coral from the walking dead

What you see as a blessing, I see as a curse. The internet has fucked up sex for me in so many ways.

You're welcome!

The conquerors harems were probably hairy af too

Being able to meet and fuck lots of women via online apps is irrelevant to a serioius discussion about being happy in relationships / life, unless you seriously think fucking a lot of random immoral sluts makes people happier, in which case off you go and good luck with that delusion

algore, internet inventor. kek.

Thanks to the internet, we'll probably have some convincing VR sex, Robo-prostitutes, wired connections that go directly to the pleasure cortex of our mind, women VOLUNTARILY scanning themselves nude with 3D cameras because selfies are too old school, and so on.

We went from nude mags to all this shit in only 20-30 years. 2040 is going to be epic at this rate.

>a serioius discussion about being happy in relationships / life
GTFO. Go outside and report back with how well that works out for ya.

Technology is driven by men who happen to want sex, that is, porn.

Even Alan Turing wanted to decrypt Hitler's secret gay morn stash......for Science!!

>look how cool i am guys

whatever u say user :)

>implying there aren't dozens of dating sites dedicated to people looking for serious long term relationships

It's also easier to find your perfect match today, not just fuck. You can find that 1 in 100,000,000 girl who is into all the same movies, music, shows, has same political views, fetishes, whatever. You can find people that you would have zero chance of ever meeting prior to the internet.

>immoral

You see, there's your problem. I don't care for conservative and antiquated views on morality.

>seen more naked women

*pictures and videos, not real ones

Except women can find guys too, so why would they want to be with the average guy anymore when someone hotter and richer is a tinder swipe away?

Online dating has done jackshit to help average guys get women, it's just increased women's options and boosted their egos so that even land whales and 40 year old women feel like entitled princesses

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It's not my fault you are in the lower percentile of men when it comes to desirability. You would have problem finding women regardless.

I see fat nasty fucks who still manage to find a woman and reproduce. So it is still nobody's fault but your own if you can't find a mate.

Fucking nerds lmao, you aren't even physically engaging with the women so what do you think you've really accomplished here? They aren't fucking you. You're using your imagination and looking at their bodies. It's nowhere even close to the real thing or getting the satisfaction of it. You're just trying to justify your fag lives

Thread needs more tits!

I just want to say I know this girl in real life.

me too she went to my high school

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