Isn't it fucking retarded that some dumb monkey picks your name for you? Fuck that noise

Isn't it fucking retarded that some dumb monkey picks your name for you? Fuck that noise.

ITT: Everyone sheds their given slave names and picks their own new awesome name.

>You can all call me "Universe Pussy Slayer"

What's your name?

Dennis Rodman

Calm one

Your your fsther is a nigger. Mine isn't, so ill keep my name. Have fun, faggot

Goo. Well my full name is Goo goo hah gah.

I am Legion, for We are many.

Chequed

>illiterate
>content with being controlled and branded

good luck Thomas Smith.

I CHOOSE YOU!:

>"FuckMyArseAndlickmyNutz"

I am Mohammed Jesus Buttfucker

I am Belphagor, you gluttonous fuckwits. Go eat another burger.

Can I be Blackie El Toro?

checked and rekt

I gave it a cool name, it can't complain! ...

Stormageddon?

Checked

my given name is Richard.

I'd really like to go by Dick, but there are obvious problems with that.

Sure it would be nice to pick your own name. But calling your current one your slave name is retarded. You are nowhere near slavery.

There was a guy in my high school with the surname "Dixon"

He insisted that everyone call him "Dix" it was awesome for literally everyone. Then again, this was high school.

even as an adult im sure it wouldn't go over well. we aren't a very mature generation in terms of our humor. i love my friends to death but their most common used punchline is 'thats what she said' 'your mom' and 'handjobs' (which doesn't even apply to anything they say, they just throw it out at random).

so yeah, i dont think dick would work.

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Fred

Grabula

That's the first word that came to mind, so it must be a psychic signal from Jesus.

fuck that's kinda cool actually