What does it say about me when all my hot ex-girlfriends have turned into fat lesbians?

What does it say about me when all my hot ex-girlfriends have turned into fat lesbians?

you bailed at the right time?

this
we used to poke fun at a guy in our class who had his girlfriend break up with him and turn into a dyke

in reality he just got out unscathed before she rose to womyn level 99 and wanted to blame his penis for social injustice

All women are fat lesbians.

What the hell happened? She went from the possiblity of having a rather easy life to that...

Honestly this

Don't overthink it, just be happy you're not with them now

actual lesbians or just butch looking girls?

>All women are fat lesbians.
Even the skinny straight ones?

All women are cows. That's why they're constantly mooing.

you ruined them for other men.

She couldn't handle the D.

The fuck kinda wizard you are turning straight, proud, white girls into fat, SJW-esque, nigger-loving feminists?

You have good sense to dodge those bullets.
This is the inevitable outcome for most women that just suck at everything and are not hot.

One of the most hard core racists i've ever met was a dyke - one shouldn't judge user

All my old girlfriends turn into lettuce.

/thread

>Even the skinny straight ones?

Women are inflatable. Dat cellubomb goes off and skinny is just a memory.

All women are ducks. That's why they're constantly waving the bill your face

All women are monkeys. That's why they like swinging

theres no way that's the same girl. no fucking way

Fucking dream come true for me. Now all I need is for her to dom me, dye her hair red, and wear a tank and a jacket.