Go to Club - see this - whats your next step user?

We'll I guess I'll do that thing where I
>convince them they're as fucked in the head as I am to play on their insecurities
>convince them that were both above everybody else while still seeming humble
See where it goes from there since I'm not biggest fan of sex, I just like to feel like a successful salesman or something

Seperate the weakest from the her, get her drunk and fuck her (or rape her if she refuses to come home with me.)

Go full sperglord. Like I always do.

Mace them with pepperspray I don't want diseases.

Hope they might let me eat their pussies out after a big black cock has stretched them out and pumped them with cum

If you read this reply your mother will be raped tonight.

Nice trips.
I would smile at them, and then make my way to the bar to order myself a drink.

I know, by me.

Not my mother. :'( take it back user

grab their tits

Why are these cunt doing in my gay club ??

It's a safe space where they can not worry about getting hit on and just have a great time and dance!

fuck

The Cosby route

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Tats coul and all, but i can do 534 on my huuver booded

Look on the bright side - in 9 months you'll have a new half-black brother!

Y-you too

Not a little african american. :'( he dindu nuffin

Only the girl to the left looks fertile.
The rest I'd try to aviod.

360 wank

Talk to them

I mumble "music's too loud" then leave

I don't have enough money

immediately leave so I can hear things again, get pizza on the way home, masturbate to what I can remember about what they wore.

basically perfect night

Start shooting

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Except if some muslim decide to spread peace.

Stand in the corner and stare at my feet until I have to drive Clayton and whichever one he picked out home.

Tip my fedora violently at them

get drunk and fall asleep

mmm, I'd make them my phone background

the truth has arrived

check behind me, who are they looking at at

Kek. Underrated post.

push right past them and start dancing with my friends