Whats the funniest thing you did on your schools computers

In The early 2,000s I deleted system 32 on half the school computers, so that way they'd have to buy new Vista pcs. I was very disappointed. You all know why.

I downloaded the MEMZ virus on one. The kid who used it was so scared he started crying and may have wet himself.
youtube.com/watch?v=Se1k-on1zjE
Here is said virus. Imagine this while you are on a school computer with teachers nearby.

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setting the default browser homepage on every computer to meatspin

what a great question. started piv.pivpiv.dk on all computers.. you are welcome to try, it is not a harmful site, just annoying

When in computer class i used to play with the Arnold schwazeniger soundboards

classic

drew a caricature of the ugliest chick in the class eating dick while saying "i eat dicke 4 free" and set it as background of every computer in the class. got suspended

Not funny but it was ffun as shit.
The school had a digital drive and programs could be uploaded to it for students in the class room to use. Our teacher didn't lock his computer and always took fat shits after lunch. I installed Quake3 and hid the folder. All the computer classes turned into LAN parties

learn basic

>be alone in the computer room
>be totally bored
>open CD drive
>get genius idea
>pull down pants
>put dick inside CD drive
>press close button

Play Croc 2 and Zoombinis

>make a batch file which deletes system32
>Create shortcut on desktop
>name it "Half Life"
>Change the icon to a half life one
The next day I heard that a guy got suspended for breaking a computer. Oh, good days.

Like others, our computer system has a shared folder that is accessible from all the computers, and in my graphics design class we used a word document as a chat board. We'd open the document, type up our message, and post it for others to read and edit. Not very ballsy but I got some decent respect for coming up with the idea

1. Put a keylogger on two of them, was like 10 years ago - didn't even have web logs - had to manually check it every few days to retrieve keystrokes. Got the logins/pass of about 30 people before i got too scared and deleted it. Didn't do anything interesting with them and lost the list after a year though.
2. Changed the javascript of social network login page to always show passwords - was too much fun watching people cover monitors with their hands when trying to log in.
3. On one of the computers altered the windows/system32/hosts file to completely block specific popular webpages - after a while people stopped using that pc and it was always free :)
4. Did the flip-desktop + flip-background trick several times

After a few years the school realized that giving administrator rights to everyone was a bad idea.

Made a small program to simulate a login screen, send the passwords to a dropbox and then crash the system. Got access to several teachers email that way.

Had a lot of fun sending gayporn to other students with those accounts.

Stopped doing it before i got caught, which feels good too.

You're the best and brightest we have to offer.

Hahaa we used to do this. Good times

not me but

>everyone figures out how to use the net send command on old win 2k machines in highschool
>use it to fuck with people during lab hours
>some kid in my computer repair class goes MIA for a week
>comes back
>turns out he sent a message like "There's a bomb underneath the school" to all of the PCs in the school
>gets suspended for a week, lucky he wasn't arrested

I hate to sound like such a high school freshman (which I was at the time) but we used to do a similar thing with Minecraft

On the school's main tech support page I changed "Meet Mrs. Adams in the library to meet Mr. Smith in the bathroom".

Vista was good, still running it

got molested by 7th grade woodshop teacher after telling him in confidence that I really liked the rolling stones

This doesn't work. It's been proven

>Rolling stones
Wtf is wrong with you, faggot?

Do you know how easy it is to get past a school's web blocker?

We shared classes with tards so mostly we fucked around with their computers during IT. One time my friend set the wallpaper as some gay porn to one of the tards computers. When the tard showed up and saw it, he just raised his hand and said "help". Teachers face was priceless when he had to change the wallpaper for him because he didn't know how to.

we used ninjacloak for blocked webpages

I did pic related on every computer
>mfw some normies saw me doing it
>mfw they thought I was some kind of hacker
>mfw I literally just googled "cd tray prank" and copypasted it

Back in the day before everyone knew about ctrl+alt+del, there was a porn website that when you closed out of would open up a screen-wide window of porn that you couldn't "x" out of.

When someone left their computer or just wasn't paying attention, we'd lean over and send them to that site.

They'd come back, see porn on their screen, close out of the porn website only to see the new unclose-able window of porn pop-up.

Panic followed for those who were not familiar with computers. They usually turned the computer off altogether.

How? My school had some Sonic wall shit and I never figured out

I took computer class in highschool and the kid next to me was a fucking douche.

All the computers had a messaging program that allowed us to communicate to each other and the teacher. While he was up from his seat I type in the chat to the teacher "damn ur looking good. i'd love to fuck ya"

Nothing happened during class, but I never saw him again after that.

>2003
>sophmore highschool
>put me in advanced computer class
>get kicked out because instructor (lets call him pigvomit) said i needed to be at least a junior to take class
>put me fucking webdesign class
>pigvomit was also network admin
>whole school ran on Windows 98
>look up win 98 vulnerabilities
>end of marking period get my first chance
>put floppy in computer pigvomit logged into
>copy .pwl file
>bring home
>bruteforce pwl file. took 13 seconds because all passwords were numbers
>login as admin next day
>delete entire network share (aside from a few files that were open i guess because they wouldnt delete)
>no back up
>whole school depended on that network share
>they try to rebuild
>kept deleting it at same time one a week every week so they think it's a software malfunction
>pigvomit starts having panic attacks

should i continue?

nah

Yes

yes

mooore

Maybe

Pls do

do it

yes u fucking fgt type fast

don't you 404 on me

Post nudes

continue fgtttt

Changed the pc background and icons to john cena , got caught but nothing happened , just a warning

This

Also Samuel L Jackson and sergeant from full metal jacket.

That one with the picture of the f1 car before they changed it to crazy frog, me and my friends would all press play on it a couple of seconds before the end of class then run out.

>CHECKED

bump

So, you must be about 15 now?...

14 actually

What wasted trips

I remember in middle school me and several others would turn on toggle keys and then it became PLAY ME THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Remote shut down other computers in the lab. It was awesome. They quickly started tracking who was using which machine. I would sit in the back of the row and watch ppl go off task and visit MySpace. I'd send them a message to stay on track or get shut down

Looked at horse penises ALOT.

To continue:
>the way the toggle keys tone sounds on Windows XP