Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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>:(

I fart at your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

I can take that
Thank you cat-lady~

On all levels except physical, I'm not Acadien
>deportation sound

Calamity-masu'd

I disappear....

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Claimed

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discord drama?
looks like someone has been taking it too seriously
nice feet

Does being deported have a specific sound? I didn't think it did

Still a sex bote.

Claimu!

Claimed.

I love my waifu

Claiming Felix

I swear, that thing is the source of endless drama no matter where you go.
Nice atmosphere, even if I tend to be leery of Cred Forums.
Glad you do.
I don't really know how this works, so I'll just claim Rika again and be on my way.

Have a good one, you guys.

Yes, it's the sound of a miserable people
>I don't even know how Acadiens are

No

Who wants to be the Dachman's waifu?

Claimed

Too late faggot Mr.Viet already claimed her

You have a good day too.

You have a good taste :3

>I swear, that thing is the source of endless drama no matter where you go.

Heh, that's why is called "discord", isn't it?

Cute pic.

>Being the waifu of a husbando
How does that even works?
Clearly best claim, did you listen to the new song?

Obnoxious and patriotic for the most part

She's undeniably a best.

just a daily reminder.

Happy Birthday

I'm trying to let you go
Dying to let you know
How I'm getting on...
I didn't cry when you left at first
But now that you're dead it hurts
This time I gotta know...
Where did my Daddy go?
I'm not entirely hear
Half of me has disappeared

Go ahead and cry little boy
You know what your daddy did too
You know what your momma went through
You gotta let it out soon, just let it out...

She's undeniably mine

I declare that as nonsense!

Go ahead and cry little girl
Nobody does it like you do
I know how much it matters to you
I know that you got daddy issues

Hit it, fuck it, feel it, whip it, burn it, turn it out and kick it to the curb

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Claiming best girl

And if you were my little girl
I'd do whatever I could do
I'd run away and hide with you
I love that you got daddy issues
And I do too...

I agree wholeheartedly

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It's a best idol!

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Excellent choice of clothing!

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Why thank you
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Did you know: there is a spooky skeleton inside you right now?

Now I have to listen to it, thanks.

It's a best smile.

How bored are you right now?

How're doing on this fine day?

Yes

What a mistake, saying the way I felt
I'd say my main influence is myself

Try vidya. You have a nice PC for that.

And cause I started young, I learned a ton, I didn't run
La da da da da da

As usual, could be better. Sick so that's not helping. How about you?

This is to cute...

Being sick a shit.
I'm doing pretty good myself. Leaving for my birthday party in a few hours. I haven't had one for myself in probably three years, so I'm pretty excited.

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It's a Yuuki!

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This dull son of a bitch is taking things super seriously and basically you're fucking sad.

How? ...Just watch the free video >
youtu.be/7jbZ8RdBzwY

It's a Shiro!

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How're you doing?
Ak-me.

Miho claimed

No.

Hi shi-ro. Am I late to the birthday party?

I'm good, about to start some homework, you?

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You're not. It's not starting for another three hours or something.
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I wrote a song:
I tried to take you inside
But you only try to push it aside
All you do is keep it inside.
Don't let it all bottle up, darling
But can't you see I'm here to help
Open your eyes, baby girl
And let me inside your mind
And I know that you are not all right

How is it so far? Would you like to hear the rest of the song?

I remember this. It was interesting.
Just watching some YouTube currently. So doing pretty good.

What cold trenches of a deviantart community did you dig that picture from?

Kitty!

It's fine. And no.

Vomiting a shit as well.
Ah, happy birthday. That's a good bit, then again it's been years for me as well. Just don't like celebrating it.

Hey Yuuki, what's good?

I would be a lot better if I weren't spending my weekend studying and doing homework, but whatever.

Perfect, I have time to shower, change and get you something on the way

>checked
I'm doing homework on this lovely Saturday afternoon...you?

Yes!
Ih yes, Happy Birthday

Somewhere deep in the thousands of 'shiro deadman wonderland' pictures I searched for.
Neither do I really. But my grandma basically forced it, so I'm just more or less going with it.
Thank you.

Birthday? One year that you can never have back, lost.
My most sincerest condolences.

,,something you've drawn? Those erased lines bother me.

KILL YOURSELF

Your'e welcome. I only remembered because Ak-me said something actually. I'm glad I said something earlier in the week because it almost slipped by

Then post lewds.

>Also checked.
That's what I should be doing. Sitting around with music, lazy day.

They do it out of love, and not taking no for answer for whatever reason.

If I throw up again I probably will.

>Not a single (You)
Fuck yeah.

See, I was going to wake up earlier to work on it, but I woke up maybe an hour ago, so I'm playing catch up lol

I'm very satisfied with my year though. I'm fine with 'losing it'.
And no, I didn't draw that. I'm a pretty bad artist, but may try to learn how to draw art so I can make pictures of Shiro.
I guess.

Twice? I'll need your help to finish the job

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Have my "lewd"est image
This tbh

Well, I guess I'll be going.
Good night.

Good night chen
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what's up faggors?????

Night kitty

Night!
Hey Mavis, how you doing?

i'm living the dream.

The sky i would think.

Oh? Did you finally get rich?

Heh, I have those days as well sometimes. Is it a lot of work?

Just have to make the most of it..

Nap completed.

Nauseous feeling achieved.

no, that is a work in progress. i have like 170 bucks so i'm not rich yet. but i'm working on it!

So, you're filthy rich, drunk and don't know what to do with your life anymore?
What? Why?

checked

nah i don't drink anymore and i don't really have a lot of money.

Fell better soon Kyoukutie

>What? Why?

It happens everytime I take a nap.
It will go away in an hour or so.

You should not have trouble finding someone to comfort you while nauseous.

Have you tried puking?

I find that it helps

There there, atleast it'll pass.
So, what's the dream?

I have to finish up this assignment for computer graphics then study for a statistics exam on monday

>So, what's the dream?

make america great again!

Erica claimed

Build the wall!

Kind of dead in here.

want me to start shitposting?

Yep, how's it going?

Nep?

i got you man

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Going ok. Just been a long boring day.

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Futa no pls

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why not

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Trips, yes?

To like, keep the thread slow and stuff

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I hear ya, I've been doing homework for a while now. Where is your waifu from?

Someone had to find and save all this....

You must be a different Nep, nevermind. Enjoy your day!

Oh, I finally got around to Hades (The Nine Stages of Change At The Deceased Remains). I'd have to agree, it's the best in their discography. Well, I still haven't listened to Sweet Days And Her Last Kiss, but it'll be very hard to top Hades. Such amazing instrumentation on the album, very powerful and clean.
It's a Karen.

then it can slowly die???

seems understandable....

yeah that's me, i like them ok?

Which Nep, there are several!

That sounds fun. She is Erica from strike witches.

The Neptune I met on the hunger games threads, he dropped by once or twice, I thought you were him.

Yo shiro, how's it going?

Thank you

Ay yo, dis what I'm talking about nigga

It's going pretty good. Leaving for my birthday party soon, excited about that. It's been a while since I've had one for myself.

Shut it down

tru as fuck my man, i got into some other shit, i think you've listened to beach house, wild nothing and savage sister???

yeah my man, let's say i'm ok. i haven't feelt anything for quite a time so idk how to relate to "doing alright".

I want my uppercase G you fucking nigger
thanks for the ones you gave me already though, really appreciate it.
also how are you doing and stuff, with the job and school and things?

Shit dude, happy birthday! I'll drop by again to see how it went, where are you gonna have it?

Nope, not the same, sorry.
>Comfy.gif
>Did you see that? Take a closer look.

I have not listened to any of those.
At my uncle's house. It's more a football party than a birthday party.

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Calm your tits

Eh, it's fine, yeah I'm fine, everything's fine

That's a good one...

But it's still for you, right? I hope you enjoy and stuff, when are you gonna split?

Come on, NS.

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fam ur missing out, you defo check beach house and wild nothing, savage sister is the same but you gotta get into these first.

Why does Karen always gets new trips?

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God damn it.

What Beach House albums did you listen to?

It's not. I hate statistics. Strike Witches looks interesting, I like the alternate world war ii idea.

bloom, depression cherry and teen dream.

Yes it is. I wanted it to be a football party deal. I'm leaving in about an hour and a half.
Also, you and that guy who claim Misaki from NHK seem pretty tight. He also seems pretty cool.
Indeed.
Okay.

Well, are you financially good? You got a goal? Feeling like you don't want to die?

yay and stuff

Yo trips guy, sorry I had to split before.
Are you not rolling for the trips anymore?

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