what fruit is this? Every summer and early into september these things cover the back section of my back yard.
There are little holes bored into them. When I crack them open, theres moist black mulch-like stuff inside. The holes are made by maggots, or whatever planted the maggots, that I find 100% of the time I crack one open.
Pic related
It's a walnut...
Walnut
Black walnut
Chestnuts, or something like that.
Like a bag of sand
OP are you braindead its a conker
thats not even a fruit
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conkers have spikes you complete retard
OP here, not sure if they really are Walnuts. Their surface is incredibly fine and they never become brown. They're not soft, but I can break one open perfectly fine with my fingers.
I wanna know because my dog tries eating them, and I do not want him to be sick.
Pic related, it's my dog.
Stick your willy in it OP
For what purpose
You guys have fun falling for bait and arguing for no reason. OP knows what it is, he's not that stupid.
No I don't, just tell me what they are
its a conker
stop being a jimminy-no-brain
its a conker
you're a conker
Looks like black wlanut
google horse chestnut you retard. You'll clearly see it's not.
It's a cheeser, mo chara
walnut
Walnut. Looks almost like an ovage orange, but it's probably not.
I don't even need to because I've been outside of my basement at least once in my life
just because you don't know what a conker looks like doesn't make me a retard
It's a banana
>bing
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!?!
black walnut. you can eat them but it's a ton of work and they're not that good.
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This
>damage controlling this hard
yup, that's what it is
see
I'm a fruit expert graduated in Harvard and I can confirm this.
It's a walnut
haha fucking spaz
It's a watermelon you idiot.
> doesn't know what a conker looks like
i bet you don't know that an apple is technically a nut either
as a kid we used to throw them at eachother and call them stink bombs. they stink inside right?
As others have said, black walnut.
Others have not mentioned, the flesh (green around the nut that turns brown eventually) contains a fluid that stains everything it touched a dark brown color.
This is now funny banana thread
But you just posted a walnut.
OP here. Heres a pic of the thing. It doesnt look like any of your suggestions. I chose one different than the one in first pic to prove there are more than one.
Post ending in 69 decides what OP does with his weird fruits.
OP that's a tennis ball
or a conker
definitely not a walnut lol
OP here. They don't brown. It's caked dirt, or decayed black skin.
This
eats it with some mayo
google.co.uk
Clearly it's these. The green things, not the brown.
Sorry. Meant to send this to
There's a creepy man in your blanaba m8.
Put them in a sack that says "not a bomb" and leave it in a trash bin in the downtown.
What i posted is a conker. Anyone one saying it's a conker is a mongoloid. That in your hand is not a conker, never has been a conker, and never will be a conker.
Break the fucking thing open. It's obviously a protective coating around the actual nut or fruit inside.
Holy fuck. He's got edward sissorhands hands and looks like the bad guy from lazy town
the tennis ball fruit?
Feed them to your doggo, or put one in pooper with timestamp.
*It's a conker
Actually, that's a storm drain.
What if it identifies as a conker?
you shitlord bigot
Thanks, Lori
Picture of one I just cracked open.
Maggots always in it.
yeah, that's a conker. I've seen quite a few in my time.
Conker sounds exactly like something a person with down syndrome would came out to name a fruit.
Stick penis in tennisball
Can you tell by the pixels?
It would help if you took pictures of the trees, especially the bark and a leaf.
But I think user has it: a black walnut.
This, rolling
winrar
winrar, do it faggot.
I don't know what tree it falls off of.
They're all around, but they are 'never' on a tree.
maybe something sets them there. a maggot demon
fucking retards, its definitely a black walnut. have these all over my yard. the brown stains it leaves on your hands is iodine
Black walnut
You know, they do leave brown stains too. Is therr any way to harvest these 'black walnuts?' Are they safe to eat? Any I find are full of maggots.
I never find them with that brown shell covering over them. I havent even found remains of them.
It's a jimmie nut, OP. They're supposed to give you great boners.
it's a conker
the brown stuff on your hands is shit from when you sit around all day playing with your asshole
Why do all your pics have faces on it?
...
if you see faces everywhere that's a precursor to schizophrenia
Nice try voices in my head.
I did not take this picture.
i think we call that "bayabas" in my country. try looking it up if that's it.
Yes I did
I found it on Google
It's a black walnut pod. I used to throw these at people all the time as a kid. Late autumn, before they turn brown, they begin to stink very much. I can still smell it just thinking about it.
No, idiot. Proof I'm OP, my hands. They match the hands in other pictures.
You obviously forced someone to take that picture to hide your illuminati zionist walnut conspiracy.
I think they actually might be 'black walnuts' now. Thanks user.
You tiny handed manlet
Fuck you.
How can I be a manlet if I'm not a man
They turn black (die) and the outer protective coating rots away (and turns brown) before falling off (some/most of the time). You'll find some that are always greenish and yellow on the inside.
They smell terrible when broken open.
Tits or gtfo
Dubs and you stick it up your arse
Roll
This thread is now dedicated to OP's freakishly stunted bone structure
Has anyone seen such weird wrists before?
They smell kind of nice to me. Still, I am certain you're correct now. Thank you!
Nice roll, thanks
I'm very slender. My bones have always been noticable on my thinner parts, especially if I'm bending my wrists. Notice and see how my wrists cease to be 'weird' when not bended.
Should be a J
it would be easier to judge if you included a nude photograph or two
Op is bulimic
No to both.
It's a vegan ballsack, don't touch it or you'll get vegetal hiv.
Thanks, Lori
Prude, take your niggernuts and leave
TIL OP is super self conscious
No they don't you fucking retard, they have hair, and the one OP has has been shaved, you can clearly see the stubble growing back.
fuck niggers
Its a crabapple