Hi girls on Cred Forums that don't have a dick - what is it like to have a pussy it's really interesting to me and as a...

Hey OP, What's it like to now know what punctuation is? I'm really curious.

Because your sentences look like this i don't understand how you can not use periods do you have a problem in your brain were you raised on the street

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I'm about to go to work so I'll just say.

Having a pussy is a cool thing but also a weird thing.
I mean, once a month for 3 - 5 days you bleed from it and it feels like someones peeling the skin off of your stomach with a melon baller FROM THE INSIDE. I'd say on a pain scale? Like a 3 maybe a 4 out of 10. Annoying, slightly painful and dull but livable.

When you fuck it feels like little bolts of lightning and shooting through your pelvis up your spine when he smacks your cervix.
Sucking dick is also more appealing but swallowing is still gross, however (for me at least) when you get creampied it's not that amazing, yes it's hot to watch it twitch from your point of view but you don't really "feel" the jizz entering you.

Uhhh.... You can make your vagina fart at will by leaning a certain way or from getting fucked bent over and it sounds like a whoopee cushion.

Cleaning your vagina is super easy, just take a detachable shower head and shoot the water up in there, like a water balloon.

Overall, it's nothing special. I'd rather have a cock.

Does it actually physically feel good when you touch the inside of your vaginas?
Like is there a sensation of pleasure within the vaginas itself?

I ask because I've been told that women experience sex as something purely emotional.

I don't get why men think having a vagina is so great. Sure it feels good when you masurbate but that goes for guys as well. Just get fucked in the ass and you will know the feeling.

Um we can't queef on comand? And using a shower head to shoot water up a vagina would be for pleasure, not for cleaning. It's actually kind of unhealthy to do that. Throws our PH balances out of wack

Yes we have feeling on the inside of our vaginas??? There's nerves in there

I love the meme, sadly your webm doesn't have a sound

>Queef on command.
If you're doing yoga sure.

>Throws the PH ballance out of whack.
Shows how much you know, a douche would do more damage, it's practically distilled vinegar.
Water is neutral. However I know what you're saying that the vagina needs to have a "specific PH level" I know, and I'm saying no soap, just water every so often (like every 3 days) just to get old blood, skin and cotton out from periods. I don't think it feels good, it's meh.

Unless the man has a ribbed pussy, it just feels like a stick entering you that's semi squishy. The wetter we get the less it feels amazing.

what is the minimum length of dick u've had to have a guy hit your cervix

>as a guy I'll never know.
But as a girl, you will!

How would you say if I as a guy asked if it feels a bit like an extra butt hole? Is it even remotely similar? I like to imagine it feels like having an extra butt hole.

That's a mixture there, it depends on the position.
So if I'm on top the guy needs to be at least 5 maybe 6 inches. If I'm bent over or on my back?
Probably closer to 7.

Now so other femanons won't get pissy, this are just my experiences. A guy doesn't need to be hung like a horse, or a hood nigga cause anything past 7 gives me pain.

Not like an extra butthole.
It's like... Anal feels good cause it's tighter and longer in the colon but there's not enough lubrication and afterwards it feels sore/cumfarts.

A vagina self lubricates and can only take so much but it doesn't hurt afterwards at all.

which is more important, length or girth?

I was thinking more in general life, not necessarily sex. How does it feel when you're just sitting down, running and such?

>I don't get why men think having a vagina is so great.

:) I think I'd word it, "men think having *access* to a vagina is great" and I'd concur.

So it doesn't actually give you pleasure when you stick things in it?

>or a hood nigga
Because growing up in the ghetto makes your dick bigger, right? Biologically sound reasoning right there

>have 8"
>for years think it's just normal/below size
>honestly, the small penis paranoia thing makes guys feel like anything below 10" isnt adequate
>start dating in my 20's, mostly Asian girls
>dont realise my gift until this point
>was only able to properly fuck literally just one of them
>others always complained about pain after 2~5min
it sucks. Fucking a girl until she can't walk sounds fun and all but when it only takes 5min it's no fun at all. Specially because I love girl on top and most of the time it's been "girl only halfway down my junk because she wants to get off the wild ride"

what? what is your girth dude , i have a 7 incher and i have only had this problem once.
either i need to stop having sex with whores or you need to learn to foreplay.

Yest infections and periods that's what its like.

asian girls can be really small to be fair. chicks also have different sized vaginas.

find a larger girl?

F here, I lost my virginity to a guy who was 7.5". Painful as fuck the first couple of times, as expected, but after about 3 times the pain was gone for good. Had sex with 2 guys since - one who was around 8.5" and one around 6". Apart from losing my virginity, sex hasn't put me in pain.
Guess it's the whole Asian thing, with them being naturally smaller.

pics || it didn't happen

Honestly not that great. It makes it really difficult to do simple things like drive cars, read maps, and stfu.

Niggers actually have small dicks, and I imagine having sex with one would be like a retarded, angry dog.

it fucking sucks. periods, cramps, dudes dicks tryin to go in dry shit suckkkss

It's annoying & high maintenance & you kind of feel vulnerable all the time (like stuff trying to get in there). Plus it's attached to this organ which pumps crazy juice into your blood stream which makes you neurotic & insane (but mostly unaware of your lack of sensibility since it comes as naturally as a young man's unwanted boner). We're insecure about the smell, and fear the repercussions of childbirth. Oh yea, & if we don't fertilise an egg, we're reminded each month of our own mortality (nobody likes to see their own blood, not all girls get used to it). The only cool things about it include no testicles, multiple orgasms, & getting dick (see reason#2).

dudes trying to go in try is the absolute fucking WORST. take note pls guys.

just got a boner and checked my girth for science. about 4~5ish. Prob closer to 5. I dont have a ruler so dont really know for sure.

maybe you should stop having sex with retards that try to have dry sex? I mean shit they teach you basic shit like lube in highschool.

Feminist scum

Yes that is often a side effect too.

Kek

>sitting on your balls

has literally never happened to me or anyone i have known in history

so long as you sit on your ass and not your crotch and so long as your balls don't hang down around you taint to your asshole there is no problem

It has sort of happened to me but only a couple of times in unusual situations, not when sitting on anything intended for sitting on.

this, or bicycle seats if you're hanging low and wearing really loose boxers

IDIOT
easy question, pic related

how many wear boxers and how many wear briefs on /b? I wear boxers btw

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cant wear boxers, I am circumcised , that hurts as fuck

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these are transgenders

Oh, the user for OMGYES thread

MODS underage

its a huge clit idiot. no balls

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thanks for telling everyone you are a retard

Thanks for not realising it was a joke, numbnuts.

These things look to have a male appearance.
It's like the unfortunate souls that grow up thinking they are girls with vaginas. But when hitting puberty finding out they have testicles inside them and are biologically males.

Poe's law

you know there people out there actually that retarded. How could I know you are not one of them

nope

Well you've nailed pretending to be absolutely fucking retarded

I'm just under 7" and have only had one partner but my dick can be pretty uncomfortable for my gf. We haven't had rough sex in years because it always hurts my girlfriend during our after. Think she's also tighter than normal.

I don't know. One doesn't know what it's like to have the opposite.

It's like having a hole between your legs. Sex usually hurts when you start because it takes a lil time to open up.

You discharge, sometimes gets super moist for no reason, I've had it seep through underwear and a thin dress.

It's annoying that you can't urinate in some bushes, it will go everywhere and you'd want bog roll.

I hear guys discussing techniques of fingering, oral, sex etc and to me its like i dont really know whats happening down there when people are down there all i know is if it's good or not.
Maybe that's normal, but i couldn't give a good guide on how. I can't satisfy myself with my own fingers.

and periods are lame

thanks user

Intersex humans are more complex than that, you can't judge them soley on their outer appearance.

This one mostly looks male, no breast

>Poe's law
Im wondering if Caster Semenya looks like this underneath (blacker of course)

I suppose it depends. I personally don't have a very pretty one, so I'm not very happy about it. I don't like that it can stretch and become asymmetrical, even without much intercourse. It's not really that I care about it being very ugly, but more so that guys tend to assume it's become like that because I'm a slut. Because I'm really not. So my question back: Do guys generally get disappointed when they meet a really cute girl, but then they turn out to have a grandma vajajay? Like, how much does it matter? It's pretty tight from the inside, though.

Are you Jessie Slaughter?

Kek

>Hi girls on Cred Forums that don't have a dick

>Would you like some?

I'm a guy but I have a vagina. It's not bad. Gets super wet so fapping is messy.

Don't worry. We guys KNOW that a lot of girls have "ugly" pussies, but that would never be a reason to dump a woman. Would you dump a guy for having an ugly ballsack? Exactly.

Why would you think that :)

This. Nature is not stupid

Yes? Got a problem?

that looks like a pink dementor

Prove it

have u ever thought of getting a labiaplasty?

Youre doing it wrong

>Sex usually hurts when you start because it takes a lil time to open up.
Sex is not suppose to hurt at all, maybe your first time but even then, since most woman will have their hymen torn in tgeir youth by physical activuty like sports or bicycle riding etc.
Your partner need to get you excited, more foreplay

>You discharge, sometimes gets super moist for no reason.
Wear more loose fitting undergarments, wear pants lrss often. If. You did:t already know, do not douche your vagina it cleans itself.

>dont really know whats happening down there
Use a mirror get to know your self, let your partner know what you like and dont like.

you had a knife shoved up your ballsac or were you born intersex?

wut?
I'm also circumcised and only wear boxers. Never had any pain because of this.

I asked my fuck buddy what she thought, she said she'd tell you tomorrow after school but now it's bed time

If a guy has a funny dick I'll shove him out the door.

no guys really dont care that much lol

maybe if that guy watches too much porn they might be disappointed however the average guy knows that the average girls pussy isnt going to look fucking perfect

Mr bones
>i want to get off mr bones' wild ride.

Personally I figure the tightness is more important than the labia. I honestly don't understand how other guys figured bigger labia means a woman is a whore, just seems like something a salty ex boyfriend would say.

meta

It sucks. Period.

All that matters is tightness.

A vagina that sucks could be good.

Post pics, and be confident! :)

If it hangs out 2" or less, i dont have a problem. I probably wouldnt munch as much though.

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Boxerbriefs master race

>thousands of years
my lad are you....for real?

It happened to a friend of mine.

He was a fat guy getting into a low sportscar. Apparently his nuts were hanging low that day. Use your imagination.

I ended up driving.

I know a tranny who's real name is John.

I've never understood those.....now you have sweat/heat/restricted circulation in BOTH your ballsack and your inner thighs

Your time is l8r m8

Which is closest to you

I love giving oral and the only time I have ever turned down a girl was when I I saw a yellow bump that looked like a pimple filled with pus on her labia. I hope out of their because I've heard stories of gonerrea.

No

>I personally don't have a very pretty one, so I'm not very happy about it.
Just as woman come in different colors and sizes sizes so does their lady bits too. Dont be ashame or embarrassed becuase of what you see in porn as as waht you see in supermodel nagazines.

There is no relation to the size color or appereance of the inner libia to how many partners a woman has had.

The guys who will be turned off by that are immature, ignorant and likely watches too much porn, who also likely thinks it becomes loose with too many partners.

Born with vag

the pussy is all about the package, its on a weighted scale. If the inners are extreme, then its extreme and unattractive.

Underrated post

When I was younger boxers used to ride up between my thighs and get stuck there and I never liked the feeling of briefs. Boxerbriefs don't ride as much as boxers and aren't as tight as briefs

Small balls detected

lel now we are going to have insecurities of the size of one's balls

>My balls are not as big as tennis balls
>My balls are as small as grapes

Grapes a pretty small user, mine are a tad bigger than golf balls

It really doesnt matter at all. Like sure a nice looking pussy is worth a fraction of a point, but it barely registers on the scale for me

You're a female

You might have testicular cancer. See a doctor and get a check up sometime

Not sure what kind of grapes you have

I have an average sized scrotum worth average to slightly below average sized balls and I sit on my shit with a fair amount of regularity

Nigga have you ever run while freeballin? And if you can't say you ever hurt your balls riding a bike you must have the tiniest balls ever.

>be 47. Never heard about anyone Ever sitting on their balls.
>be 48. Dad dies, never mentioned ever sitting on his balls. Nothing mentioned in will either.
>be 51. 6-2 240. at work I can't wear regular adult gloves, ball cap hats from suppliers don't stay on my head. Wife is 4-11, loves to be pounded within an inch of her life on my thick 7+ cock as long as she's wet, which takes a lil longer time now but I don't mind.
>were trying full size cars to select one to buy for road trips- I'm sick of folding into her RAV4, she can't drive my manual truck and we want to haul a tiny popup camper her brother is giving us to try the lifestyle.
>slide then hop into passenger side of a Toyota Avalon because she works for them and it's the American designed full size flagship car made in USA.
>see stars then roll out of it onto the dealership floors waxed tile, groaning
>I sat on my balls- They seem to have gotten situated wrong and one got forced between my legs and the other sat on.
>wife dashes over, considers 911 call
>nope I'm ok

tl;dr. Sitting on your balls, something that can happen if you're wearing jeans and you're over 50.

Eh, it's okay I guess.
Periods are lame, mine is pretty harsh in particular since I have issues with my fallopian tubes.

Masturbating as a female is a pretty cool trade though. Like, you don't pop boners and don't jizz, so you can pretty much do it whenever and not have to worry "too much" about cleanup. You obviously should wipe or at least pee afterwards because if you don't it could lead to a UTI, but it makes public stuff easy if you can be quiet.
"Blue balls" also isn't a thing for us, so you don't have to cum and can fap in small intervals or if you're bored.

I heard that female orgasms are better then guy ones too, and multiple orgasms are pretty dope. Another thing that im not sure if many guys know, is that a lot of women can't get off to vaginal stim alone, there usually needs to be clitoral stimulation (when combined it's great).

Yeast infections suck, I had two in my life and they were incredibly awful and uncomfortable.
Thats pretty much all i have to say about vaginas, hope I could help OP

Getchoo one then

I don't care at all. All that matters is you being thin, smart, interesting to talk to, and non-bitchy. Tighter is better, to some extent, but other things matter a lot more.

>Uhhh.... You can make your vagina fart at will by leaning a certain way or from getting fucked bent over and it sounds like a whoopee cushion.
This would make me so paranoid when I did yoga or did doggy style.

Bump.

>scroll through
>not a single timestamped picture
>probably about 30 people claiming to be chicks
Y'all niggas in a catfish thread