My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
This pasta cant be stale its so old its been turned into petrified noodles
it sure has been a long time, john
right up there with efg, coolface and chips handon
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures
and he's right you know
Fuck you and you're orange girlfriend lel
Here's the real John:
>dubs don't lie
Keep posting. One day you too will actually get laid.
I'm a girl, btw. Name's John.
John, get back to the kitchen & quit bothering the customers, you have dishes to wash
Fuck off. I.fucking hate Chads. Who even spikes their hair like that anymore? What is this, Jersey Shore? You'll never have a fulfilling life like I do. Enjoying intellectual pursuits, and yes watching the occasional Anime. You'll never know the joy of immersing yourself in these amazing world's. You're just a pleb and you girl isn't very pretty. I bet she cheated on you! Ha! When you're working your construction job I'll be changing the world for the better like my hero Elon Musk or Nikola Tesla. Enjoy your shit life and you're wife when she become fat! Sincerely your intellectual superior.
At least i dont look like am from Jersy Shores
Fucking faggot. It's people like you that get me in trouble so much. I fuck faggots like you up every time I'm out. I didn't think I'd ever see one of you idiots on here. Did your nerd friend tell you about it? He probably does your fucking school work for you. Clinically retarded gtfo.
Hey Jedi faggots,
My name is Anakin and I hate every single one of you. All of you are over critical, nerf herder, "diplomats", who spend every day meditating and "not getting involved". You never listen, and you won't let me take the trials. I'm way ahead of you, I know the force. I got more midiclorians than Yoda. Senator Palpatine thinks I'm the best and could be a Jedi master. I'm getting some sweet senator pussy (shit was SO cash). Some day I'm gonna be in charge and I will make it so no one can die. You'll see.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch.
gay and overused meme
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Hodor hodor: Hodor hodor hodor.
At least post a fresh meme, you dip
My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.
Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!
Pic Related: It's me.
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
>Jerking off to pictures from facebook
My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
My name is Don, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad about America and I'll deport you cucks along with the illegals after you elect me. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy as a result of supporting my campaign? I mean, I guess it’s fun worshipping someone with zero qualifications for public office and bullied faggot neckbeards like yourself for keks in high school, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Palin. Don’t be a moderate. Just hit me with your vote. I’m pretty much perfect. I made a shit ton of money by taking on proportionately more uncalculated risk than the average man and will make America great again by exporting immigrants, reversing human capital inflows, and starting a war against the world's second largest religion. What presidential skills do you faggots have, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I'm an honorary Jew and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves after voting for me. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch. I call her Cred Forums
Oh god, please tell me this cringey ass reply is pasta also. Ugh, just imagine being the guy who first typed this out in sincerity. I hope he killed himself already.
Oh god, here's another cringe lord reply. Please tell me these are all pasta.
What the fuck are you talking about? Unless you agree with OP I don't see why there would be anything incorrect about what I said. Shit like this needs to get off Cred Forums it's just a bunch of irl bully faggots that think they can come here and mess with us
at least i am not orange and don't fuck girls who are also orange and more fake then their tits
Google the words" hey my name is john pasta ", you moron. Go ahead I'll wait...
Now do you see how you replied to a bait thread, and how you responded like a fucking child.
I don't have time to fucking dox this guy all I know is he doesn't belong here and should fuck off this site entirely
do you think you are better than everyone else by any chance?
Nigga you replying to a troll
You know the one
Do you suck dick John lol?
Lurk moar, newfag. Can't dox a skelly.
Not this again...
9/10 bait made me reply
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No John, you are the demons.
This newfriend doesn't know what's real anymore.
Holy shit it has felt like forever since this c/p last reared it's head. Good job OP
>i didn't even sage
ugh, original.. naht