Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claimu

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I can assure you, no harm would ever come to ANY waifu under my care.

I would not dream of hurting your Yuuki, I promise ye that.

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Erica claimed

Still here

That's good to hear, I feel a little better that she'll eventually be claimed by you

Nigger.

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Is that a nazi waifu

Homu told me tro ask you why he should tell me instead of you :|

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>Anal
A bit soon, don't you think? Haven't even had dinner.

Sleep well my man.

They've pretty good at ballads, or other vocal enriched songs. This would have to be my favorite, but then again there's a bias since this was featured in a Metal Gear. Love the series.

Much appreciated, it really does.

We need more people like this.

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And forgot link heh
youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E

Nigger

Miho calimed

Indeed. Professors who take themselves or the course too seriously really annoy me

How is everyone doing today?

Because if i decide to add you, he might be removed to free up some space.

Glad to hear you're more at ease

Until then enjoy your time with your waifu
She's yours for another day at least
Or closer to another month knowing my luck with getting trips.

Now that's a tune. Nice to hear the piano taking part as well, quite refreshing to listen to after not hearing it anywhere else for a while.

Never played any of the Metal Gear games oddly enough, only tried one at a mates place for a couple of minutes. Always meant to try it out, people seem to adore the series.

Feeling like crap. Had to do a heater core bypass on a friends car and the heat killed me. You?

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Just sitting here bored all day. What about you?

Claiming Felix

But if it's your decision, why is me saying anything about this list relevant? Wouldn't you just add me if you wanted, or not add me if you wanted?

Claiming Felix

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Why would anyone want to kill such a cute ;w;

I'm not doing too well.I went to my friends sisters birthday party, we were all in the pool and I'm practicing my swimming and I say "Hey I'm getting better" so my uncle (the same one who threw me in the bay 2 weeks ago) grabs my hair and holds me under the water until I stopped struggling, and when I came up he told me I was a pussy because I couldn't escape. After this I just sat in my car for two hours.

>tranny freak

I could, but that's no fun.

But which is the real one?

You should have called the police. Or just kicked him in the dick really really hard. But your ok right?

nice feet

I need to be explained what the list is then, someone has to

Glad you enjoyed it. It does make for a nice addition to the background, and compliments most songs well when it is there. Perfect for this one given the emotion emitted from it.

Got behind the series pretty late into its development, had to go back and catch up on a few titles for story, the confusing story at that. Do you remember which one it was? If you ever get the chance, go for it. You'll see why.

The second one is the fake one

This one is fake This guy keeps imitating me

Both of you are fucking faggots I don't care who is real. Your faggy ass gay trap fuck boy

what the hell kind of dick is that in her mouth?

The kind that is an apple?

traps are nice

Alright, alright.
I'll explain it after you sign some things.

apple dicks are pretty great.

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It doesn't work that way! I'm not signing anything until I receive some answers to my satisfaction :|

>apple dicks are pretty great
What?

I'm OK now, I just need some time away from people and with you guys.
I just realized I got trips, which is nice.
>Titties
>Black dicks
I can't get hard for this

Miho no~

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get a load of this square who hasn't even had apple dick in his mouth

Fuck im busted

12

ha

>Hugs

You cant always expect answers like that, take the chanse and sign it.

Ayyy Galil-chan

This is just beautiful.
youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY

Well damn.

Loli's shouldn't know what dicks are.

Your waifu is pretty cute.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm going to go shower, be back in a bit
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Hey Felix

I know all about dicks, my friend.

I've had a lot of...experience.

thank you, so is yours. nui is wonderful.

you lewdie.

Ok.

No u

I like naughty loli's

Calamity-masu'd

I don't post such lewd things here. but yeah I'm a total perv. it was a very nice image you posted, by the way.

I am not naughty. don't be such a pervert.

rem rem, look at this thing I found. it's very pretty.

oops wrong one. although that one is okay too.

But you said you are a perv.

hey don't read my other posts, stalker.

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Im not the only perv here now.

don't see any others. except I guess erica, hitting on me so shamelessly.

Perv

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Looks like you have a new friend now.

I honestly don't know whether to count this as Garde or Rem.

I'm starting to suspect I might need an adult.

I'm like a magnet.

well it's gardevoir cosplaying as rem, so I'd say gardy, but I thought you might enjoy them anyway.

I see.

do you see miho? do you?

Agreed, kinda makes the music a bit more soothing to listen to. Probably why I loved a lot of coldplay's older stuff and probably why I'm liking these guys now.

Ah fair then, seems like there's quite a lot packed into it, couldn't imagine how long that took ye.

Was The Phantom Pain, quite enjoyed the time I had playing it, despite being so short. Wondering whether to just start with that or go back to the beginning and play the whole series through.

Anyway, I've gotta head off to bed, getting a tad sleepy.
Was a pleasure chatting as always, gnight!

I'll need a bit more detail first

Dont run away.

I see everything.

Alright, see you in a bit then

About what?

is...is this sexual harassment?

that must get very tiring. do you go through a lot of eye drops?

Lots and lots.

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't want to confuse the actual gardevoir claimer

No

must get pretty expensive. how much of your yearly budget is devoted to eye drops?

fair enough. gardy is a cool dude.

Not much i just use a hose most the time.

Such as, what being on this list entails, is it a large list? Are the other occupants of the list glad to be on the list? How does being on the list affect my daily life?

Did someone say Nazi? Cause I'm pretty sure I heard Nazi?

oh good. because that would be very indecent!

hose water? on your delicate all seeing eyes? goodness.

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Nazi

Says the perv

Bap

I like how this is your only complaint.

I'll explain it after you sign this contract.
It's just a small thing to make sure this information doesn't go further~

Welcome back bote

Sleep also helps to.

I don't know why I ended up having the second sentence as a question

well you're probably a bigger one. you never even wear pants!

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I'm back

Pats head

Why should i hide such nice legs.

good point, those legs are pretty great.

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Relaxed man. What's up?

I'm fine.

Can I at least know what the immediate effect of signing this contract is? Based on what you know of me up to date, do you think this is something I would be happy with having signed?
Hello Doctor :^)

He He

ho ho?

Already have it rough as is, no need for the extra hard-ass like personality.

Likewise Trips Guy. Sleep well.

Hush it. You overly alluring bote~.

I take it you're Yuuko? Can't quite tell from the image.
I'm just reading a LN and listening to music right now. You up to anything interesting yourself?

We We

how lewd.

I dont think its lewd

those legs are too sexy not to be lewd.

Thanks yours are nice too.

Nigger

I'm eating chinese. So no nothing interesting.

God damn I want to stick my tongue in tomokos stinky butt crack

well beatrice is a model of perfection, naturally~

>Already talking about legs.
I can go all out if I wanted to.

The blond hair and blue eyes help too.

Wew, this pic is great.

LEGS

Hello there.

Seems the thread has been overrun by autists the two weeks I've been gone

Your a little late on that.

they are very attractive features, I agree

Lmao this is how waifu threads always are newfag

You know its the best.

>New

Just cheap student food, or are you treating yourself to some good Chinese food?

Hey Homura, how are you?

Nice roll

And nah, been on a while. This is a more obnoxious form of it.

I'm actually pretty partial to red hair as well, but blonde and blue eyes is very good.

Oh well, can't help the loli fags


Husbando claim

To each there own. Also you waifu looks like the girl from black butler.

Sup sluts?

never seen that. beatrice is from re:zero. I know hair drills and loli style is pretty common in anime though.

wow rood. but accurate. hi kinpatsu.

Slut

It is okay take out.

Are you starving?

nig

I am well aware of that, dear user.

OwO Legs.

But seriously where'd all the kawaii-loli shits come from?

I calls em like i sees them.

How are you?

Sachi?

Why arnt you on discord? Did you ever join?

Ay fam

If only I was...

Alive and breathing, You?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQN1seclHU

Reminder that is still my waifu

Don't know how long 'a while' is, but it's been pretty much identical for months.
At least, I haven't noticed anything get better or worse.

>Are you starving?
I just ate a whole bunch of crackers, so I sure do feel like I am.

That is true.

Least you know.

pretty okay, how about yourself?

if only cute dog girls with no pants were more common.

image

bb

Legs!

Dio user?

Must be my lack of exposure for 2 weeks resensitized me

>woof woof

I switch between DIO/Griffith

nnf. too cute.

No i did not. I don't think i have the time anyhow.

Hey fran, haven't seen you in a while.
Finished a fun night of games?

Wash it down with milk. Will fill you right up

Homura Hi! I still have all your cool homura pics on my tv screen saver. I see it all the time and think to myself gosh i wish me and homura talked more.

We gonna play some not lame league game mode?
Im good downloading some punk rock to listen to while i play league tonight. I have been really enjoying listening to music while playing. Also i made some chicken soup from scratch today. Prettty awesome.

Happy bday bb

I think you do have the time and we miss you. So think about it. get at me

I assume every time somebody calls me Dr. Pepper it's because there is somebody who claimed my waifu long before I came to these threads, I hate to disappoint you but I'm not said person but instead the person you were talking yday regarding video games etc.

Best Kittu claimed

*Kitty
>Cheshy

I know, I'm pretty sure the Dr Pepper thing is because of the anons who post those dumb math threads, which are simple order of operations and people who argue over what way is right

well that's awesome, chicken soup is good stuff.

punk rock is pretty nice. I don't listen to a lot of it, but green day is one of my all time favorite bands.

Yeah man, had a great time recently

I think I did well in the calc and chem tests a had

If you want

Is this the dio I know?


Fran