So Cred Forums, i want to buy a good sex toy, but am not sure what kind to go for

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

so Cred Forums, i want to buy a good sex toy, but am not sure what kind to go for. i am a guy so its going to definitely be some kind of onahole, i just am new to this and dont know what exactly to buy. any suggestions?

inb4 dildo

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amazon.com/Nasco-Fat-Old-Fred-Black/dp/B004JOB9Z8/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1474765234&sr=1-1&keywords=fat old fred
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amazon.com/Fleshlight-Odoyles-Stout-Novelty-Masturbator/dp/B003TQQ3OY
amazon.com/Magic-Eyes-Japanese-Onahole-Masturbator/dp/B00RDCXCXK
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Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

just buy fleshlight you faggot

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

Girlfriend is best sex toy.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

amazon.com/gp/product/B002X78EYC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This has done me well, pretty cheap too.

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

A personal favorite of mine

amazon.com/Nasco-Fat-Old-Fred-Black/dp/B004JOB9Z8/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1474765234&sr=1-1&keywords=fat old fred

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

You should consider a prostate massager. You'll have the best orgasms you've ever had if you do.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

are onaholes really worth it compared to regular fapping?

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Fav one

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Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

those are expensive as fuck though

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

lol nice try

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

Why not go for some bad dragon?

Penetrable of course

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White
not clicking on that

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Just make one with some padding, a latex glove, and a pringles can or you know you could get a fleshlight

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

I really want bad dragon but its so expensive

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

ive heard theyre extremely good

William Cox
William Cox

no matter what you buy it's just going to be some silicone you stick your dick in

get a dildo and explore your man pussy like a man

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Same but shippings a bitch too. like $35

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

This. Even if not Furfag they still have the best sex toys out of anyone

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

whats good about them? they look painful and weirdly shaped

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

If you like dogs more than the average person.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

Yeah, I had it even worse cause I'm Canadian.
A 64$ dildo on their site + 40$ shipping, turn it into canadian money and add 24$ of checkup at arrival, 168 fucking dollars but god damn its awesome.

inb4 degenerate

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

im Canadian too

And whats the best and quickest way to clean a onahole? i love using it but its not worth the cleaning imo. i live with roommates so i have to be subtle about it too any pointers?

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Don't fucking get one if you live with roommates. Use that money to save up for a place on your own.

Best way to clean is boiling or dishwasher with hot water.

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

I just pass hot water trough it for 2 minutes then let it dry standing up for a night.
If you don't let it dry up it will start smelling

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

I mean it was cheap so why the hell not.

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

Hey mec! Tu etudie a Québec? Cool. Lol.

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

this and handsoap

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Oh i just towel it off. should i just let it stand instead?

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

Oui lol

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

Protip: If it fucking smells in the first place it's not properly cleaned. it must be boiled.

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

i have the exact one in the same size and color. What firmness did you go with? I think mine was the hardest and seems a bit too firm wish i went with medium or soft.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Well I actually shake it a lot before to remove as much water as possible, but I prefer to let it dry cause them I'm sure its completely dried up

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

It never smelled, but I know it would if i didn't take care

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Sujiman Kupa Roa

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

I got medium and it feels just right, but softer than that would be way too soft for anal

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

Will do. I have a plastic container that i fill with boiling water from a portable kettle and i wash it in there. i dump the water when my roommates are out. should i let it stand hole up or down?

Lucas King
Lucas King

Mine has a hole on both sides so I can't say much, but I would personnally to it hole down if you can keep it exposed to the room so water can evaporate. Maybe up it better, would have to test it

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

They are extremely soft, they are amazing

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

Constantly leaking the monster to this. Or if im gonna smash then i get started with this so i can last extra long on these Backpage whores. Also, i may have green dick, no fucks given.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Alright, thanks mate

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

What up fags. I'm with OP been thinking about getting one as well. Also want bad dragon for quality and aesthetics.

Anyone here own any bad dragon penetrables? I'm curious about others experience. Also is there a major feel difference between the vag and oral toys? Interested in shark grill or dragoness muzzle.

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

Dose any one knows what one of these flesh lights feel like?

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

Get Mary.

I own Mary, Natascha, Janice, and the mare ass.

Mary is my favorite.

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Its amazing yo. Ive had this one for a bit. Especially watching her porns. Christ ive cum buckets sir. Beware, girls get jealouse for some reason. Thats how i know to tell them to fuck off or not.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

60 bucks and will last forever if treated proper. I go to town on mine every night and wash every 2 or 3 days. Plus the sleeves arent that much and you can choose what you wanna fuck that night and the feel.

William Thompson
William Thompson

Pretty good especially if you put it into a dog plushie that's leak proof. Good times but you have to replace the plushie after about 5 uses, or 10 max.

They make a lot of noise though. The suction does it.

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

Can you say anything about the difference in feeling? I know they have different textures. Having never used a sex toy before I have no experience with this.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

this one
You mean the pic or the dog pussy flesh light here

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

Doc Johnson- The Tube. Get this. It's $8 and change, and IMHO, feels much better than a fleshlight.

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Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

U gay??

John Miller
John Miller

If your girth is over 6 inches you won't fit inside a fleshlight. I learned that the hard way. Trust me. They arent that great.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Hit up the BD forums, the reviews go into pretty graphic detail, so they are helpful. I know I did a comparison between Mary, Natascha, and Janice that was fairly extensive: forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=21911

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

ive had this one for about 6 months or so. Its great unless you are extra thick or big. It's more compact than your average fleshlight so better if you travel. There's a pussy version too.

amazon.com/Fleshlight-Odoyles-Stout-Novelty-Masturbator/dp/B003TQQ3OY

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

girth
over 6 inches

Holy shit is your dick the thickness of your arm?

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

You shocked at user being gay?

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

I'm really happy with my Fat Old Fred, Black. Though if I'm being up-front, I have to deduct 1 star for it not being quite black. It's actually closer to the color of wet terra cotta. Anyway, I was thrilled upon the arrival of my Fat Old Fred, Black, and immediately began to explore the various uses for a silicon sculpt of a kind-of-old-looking obese torso. My first idea was to cover him in paint and use a trebuchet to launch him at a giant canvas (after all, we all know art is really a process not a product amirite?) but I achieved unsatisfactory results as I seemed to only get face+tits+belly prints. After an hour or so the wall of my warehouse loft wound up looking like a giant had dipped their balls in paint and slapped them all over my wall. Not a good look, unfortunately.

My backup plan was to pimp him out to the crackheads who have an encampment in the storm drain under my warehouse, and so far I'm happy to say I've already recouped my costs in crack rocks and crusty dollar bills. A-, 8/10 would buy again.

hahahahahahahahaha

Matthew Murphy
Matthew Murphy

Thanks for the recommendation, link is really helpful too

William Evans
William Evans

Yes, I am

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

No but it is the same as my wrist. Literally. I say that word correctly, I mean it literally is comparable to my wrist when fully erect. I wasted 80$ on a fucking fleshlight, I had to trim the sleeve and I STILL don't fit inside it.
The side with the cap? My dick won't go in that hole

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Thank you so much for the info and link. I got some research to do.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Just wonderin

John Robinson
John Robinson

having a dog pussy fleshlight

OK, usual fetish

actually putting it inside a dog plushie so you pretend you are fucing a dog

kys you freaky bastard

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

Nothing beats the real thing though. It was just a college toy. I've upgraded to the real thing and thrown out the old toys.

Pic related those dogs look just like mine.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

I bought one of these, it's pretty awesome & better than the real thing almost.
amazon.com/Magic-Eyes-Japanese-Onahole-Masturbator/dp/B00RDCXCXK

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

user you best be fucking with us

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

Welcome to Cred Forums, Newfriend.

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

Bro, just try humping a dog. Or better yet 3 femdogs in an orgy setting. You will be converted for life. They lick your balls as you fuck the next one. Feelsgoodman.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

I'm ain't new friend but I zoophila just gets under my skin

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

why's that? There's worse shit that dogfuckers on Cred Forums.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

I know that but I just don't know why but I just find it really wrong.
But it gets weirder
I love furry hentai

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

Furries hate zoos because they don't want to be related to them but ironically they're still dogfuckers to everyone else.

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Yep basicly

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

I like my coffee like I like my men
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Christian Russell
Christian Russell

bought this

amazon.ca/gp/product/B002X78EYC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

feels good and looks inconspicuous for the most part. I like to put and elastic around different parts to make it really tight.

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

I had one of those. Only used it occasionally. It's a little loose... and I'm pretty thick. Thought about sharing with a friend for some DP action. Never happened tho.

Mason White
Mason White

sorry to say you're not very thick then since I'm ~6 inches in circumference and I find it fairly tight. Might help my dick has a bit of an upward curve to it.

I love how stretchy it is

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