ITT: Poorly explain games and other anons guess

don't do this, you'll fuck up your hand and will need a surgery.

Castle Crashers

Battlefield 4

You chase a loli and kill nurses.

immortal skeletons

Medieval set online game from our childhoods

...

Silent hill?

>Wait patiently for update 1.1
>Forever

stardew valley. SAME THO

Undertale

*breaks dick*

Darksouls ?

This nigga is in the know

ding

>only the beta and alpha was good
>only betas and 12 year olds play this game
>hitler's knitters

Like, kill green guys and stuff.
(Hint, it's an RTS)

>In love with a teenage hooker
>Get her to a nurse when she miscarries all over the floor
>She becomes a pornstar
>Restart the game
>You save her with your magical healing cock
>She's the nurse now

Protip: Most of these characters aren't human

You're an Italian who has too rid your house of all the ghosts.

>"Artificial difficulty man!"

Hong Kong 97

>Cry a lot
>Cry some more
>Become an atheist

Luigi's Mansion

Luigi's Manson, you easy mode nigger.

Luigi's Mansion/ Dark Moon

>R9K: The Game

Isaac

>Go to toolshed
>Murder its inhabitants with a gun
Go out in street
>Kill giant slug
>Go search for girlfriend
>Kill jellyfgish with a jackhammer
>Find girlfriend
>She's a pregnant zombie
>now there are two of you

Ow that looks painful no thanks

>zombies
>save loli
>make bad jokes

I had to wear a wrist brace for 2 weeks after doing that. No joke

This but really this

Works every time though. The days of beating my meat are long gone.

kek

>the fuck am I
>the fuck is this
>punchy punch kick
>блят
>syringe
>REEEEEEEEEE

Nope

>Can't wait to be a cop, a real hero like my brother
>Do a good job, higher ups really love me
>So cool I wear my shades during night operations
>Hero brother turns out to be double agent
>What a shame
>Agency you work for is now after brother
>Brother tells you he's gay
>brother is kill
>spend rest of game reuniting asians, uncovering conspiracies, working with brothers ex boyfriend, illuminati

>main character's a mute
>wears slightly tight cargo pants
>works for the mob
>set in the year of a terrorist attack
>series is extremely popular

>You are slowly dying, except you're not
>Fuck your best friend, she turns from a dominant bossy girl to a beta at the sight of your cock
>Fuck your teacher, she was a fraud all along
>Fuck the only hot girl you know
>She's actually a tree

FUCK ! DONT DO THIS SHIT MY TENDON IS FUCKED

Kirby?

>Advertised 60 fps
>Plays at 30 if you're lucky
>4 if you aren't
>Got a fucking THIRD game somehow

Halo 1 nigga

Let's kill prostitutes and get chased by the cops

>FBI agent investigates small town murder
>Deep plot
>Plays just like Silent Hill

>R,G,B,O
>slash, swoosh
>Sandwich
>FUCKIN' RIPPED

Ouch that actually hurt you douche

The Last of Us

Minecraft?

Black Cocks 3?

GG

Kid’s toy instrument gets stolen; Goes to get it back by collecting lots of masks and saves the world in the process.

Outlast 2

GTA III

>Beat up French Pussy
>Beat up old man with big moustache
>Beat up Japanese guy
>Beat up Spaniard
>Beat up Royalty
>Beat up poo in loo
>Beat up bald guy
>Beat up a bunch of guys you already fought again
>Beat up Drunkard
>Beat up Nigger
>Beat up Surfer
>Beat up sunglasses nigger

Saints Row nigger

Nope. Nothing like Silent Hill

Majora's Mask.

HAHAHA

Gundam but with animals

Time traveling teenager saves the world. He’s then sent back in time to before he saved the world. So the world is still in danger.

...

Ocarina of Time

Zoids battle legends

Punch Out for the NES
>Then get raped by Mike Tyson or Mr Dream

Existence is Wierd, right?

Jak 2 ?

Animal Abuse Simulator 1996

>Dad is very powerful man who wants you to follow in his footsteps
>You're an insignificant little bastard who has to clean up after him all the time
>All you want to do is play with your balls

>Salt powered robot
>MLG
>Naruto
>Hawkeye
>Mad Max
>Roller disco
>Clock
>WHAT TIME IS IT
>Bae
>Medic
>Rocket jump
>Edgelord
>Hammertime
>Fat scorpion
>Call of duty
>Car wash
>Engineer
>CATCHPHRASES
>Wallhacks
>Harambe
>Buff tumblrina
>A E S T H E T I C
>Go to sleep

Pokemon Red and Green

>bludgeon children with a wrench
>take drugs
>get shit ending

go forward in time in that game

DING DING

Overwatch

MA dude

Overwatch

Bioshock

And then you go back in time at the very end

crysis 3

>work for asshole
>work for fat asshole
>meet qt
>she likes animal cock
>kill fat asshole
>kill old candyass
>time travel

You have to collect crystals to stop an evil scientist and his evil tiki mask.

Dynasty warriors

Faggot angel tries to destroy the world cause racists killed his sister. Also the on off bad guy is your dad and you find out your "dog" is a legendary creature destined to become a hero and fight evil. Oh and you failed at making a sandwich

>3 Guardians
>Killed wife and son. 0 fucks given
>Sugar

you investigate your own murder

Crash bandicooooot

Child's younger sister gets kidnapped by a big ass bird.The child then joins up with pirates and sails around a bunch to save her.

Bioshock 2

Crash Bandicoot

That one dead series about the orange mongoose

Nice you got it

Silent Hill nigga

>A E S T H E T I C
I love you

Punch out my nigga!

Wind Waker

Winrar

>Lovecrafting beasts attack!
>major promotion
>redshirts wear green
>pirates will be pirates
>evacuate some outposts.
>good luck, try not to die.
>Or run out of fuel.

gta

>Oh no wife is kill
>Robot nigga with fedora
>Kill bald guy
>Kill son
>Blow up his legacy
>It's just a prank

>Masturbate to reload
>Take a shit
>Play with your pussy at the hotel

Castle Crashers.

I loved that game, been trying to get a copy.

Alan Wake?

Easy mode:
>distract troops with soft core jap porn
>slip on birdshit
>beat up some guys brother
>do naked cartwheels while sneezing

You're a fury, all the other furries are dead

You must work with tiny tin man to stop a worm taking over the world

There are pirates, in space

You have gun that shoots jello

>I'd come home everyday and play it, and felt empty inside when it was over

buying an iPhone 7

> beat guy fieri
> beat aqua mans bitch
> beat private ryan
> beat weed girl
> beat fuggin psycho bitch
> muh naruto
> gramps you are on fire
> oh it was italian mafioso all along
> wow this is cold
> bruce lee what are u doin here
> spooky granma what u doin here why didnt you put out the fire on gramps
> wow ur edgy
> time to beat the guy i named ASSFART

Flappy bird

The worst Fallout. Fallout 4.

correct

fallout 4, easy

>be nigger
>Not nigger
>Oh shit nigger again
>Great, not nigger
>Dammit nigger again
>not nigger, roll credits

>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world

lmao why did you do it

Bump

Murdered soul suspect

>Be rich playboy
>Some faggot kills your dad and two brothers
>Bring mom and sister to uncle's house to hide from him
>Find uncle's secret basement
>Join his secret society
>Climb fucking everything

>have a shit life but be badass anyway
>become addicted to drugs
>have to raise kid
>kid kidnapped
>Pummel people while ODing
>die

Build shit and kill green guys.

Is it... Half Life?

nice dub

Sleeping Dogs

Heh, I smurked
Gg post

My nigga. MGS 2

>go to sky
>commit mass murder
>get shit ending

Closer. It's more obscure.

get whip
whip upgrades
demons

FUCKING KEKEMON

You're a Google, have to commit crime get evicted and in the take out corruption.

pokemon red/green

bioshock

minecraft

>be angry
>Punch everything

YES YOU GOT IT MY BABYBOY

>nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
>I hope she made lotsa spaggheti
>Luigi, look!
>It's from bowsah!
>Dear pesky plumbers...

GTA V you racist cuck

Mother russia bleeds?

Got em good

Onimusha and I'm not OP

No, but close.
It's an RTS.

Nope

gta san andreas

Because I'm fucking retarded. I did like 10 times until it hurt and i could barely move it the next day

Not this time
Can't switch at will

OFF

Fuck u, I tried that

>Racist
>Cuck
You can only pick one, you fucking redditfag.

be a ball, paint stuff, overthrow dictartorship

You are furry

In space!

You have tiny tin man companion!
There are space pirates!
You have gun that shoots jello!
You are the lorax!

You must defeat termite!

Castle crashers

Postal?

>Run with squad
>autistic dog
>special snowflake bird
>where are my bitches?
>spoopy bitch has bitches
>free bitches
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>long boss fight
>several endings

Steven universe: Attack the light

OFF my nigger

bioshock infinte

war craft

Great, this land is now pure

>Robbing a bank
>Accidentally break window
>An army's worth of SWAT units arrive
>shit

fuck i'm high and i was about to try it

not surewhat that is but try again.

Hard Mode Fellas
>be some kid
>Magical fairy bitch is obsessed with music
>being a symphonist would be coo
>game play is bullshit
>whole mechanic of gameplay is pressure, like silent hill 2
>awesome classic music tho

>destroy computer
>buddy becomes evil
>buddy becomes an astronaut

Steven Universe: Attack the light

exactly

Whistle of age

I did it in my sleep once and woke up unable to move my wrists without excruciating pain. 2 months of physical therapy for it. and wrist braces.

Is it steven universe: attack the light?

Sounds like ratchet and clank

Buster eagle with 3 ultimate z items will 2 hit almost anything. Gun sniper was my favorite since it could jump higher

nope

>ride a horse
>Shoot up some saloons
>Play some poker
>In the end you die

portal 2
I love that game

Nah, man. Another hint(s) -
>Johnny Knoxville in a weaboo shirt
>Pick up coconuts and mow lawns sometimes

No
Great

I check those trips, but seriously man, no, and neither are any of the others youre replying to.

Ratchet and clank?

Witch one

steven universe: attack the light

Thought I explained it poorly enough so no one would get it. Gg

red dead redemption

No More Heroes.

>father figure loves chilly
>didn't pay your power bill
>war comes to your doorstep
>take the boat out for a spin
>animals an monsters everywhere
>undermine military
>create underground propoganda
>holy shit, space whale! Get a picture!
>land on moon
>Find orphans and father figure you lost
>I am cthuhulian jesus key.

>Fuck grill or save friends
>Fuck grill
>Grill stabs me as I cum
>Still got some poon

Stop samefagging

Which one?

>rock narrowly misses your house
>go outside
>drop acid
>beat up gangsters with bat
>go through tunnel
>ghosts
>drop acid some more
>garbage guy
>kill garbage guy
>drop acid
>make people and shit explode with your mind
>drop more acid
>walking head
>friends retarded brother fucks an alien
>takes over the world
>drop some more acid
>beat him to death with a bat
>all is well

Bump

Mario Cart?

STOP TRYING TO MAKE A MEME YOU A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ha. Far Cry 3?

>be italian >go to space >kill dragon

Which witch?

Castlevania

...

Ding ding ding!

That's correct

Deadly P

Yes. You win after I gave you the answer.

Earthbound?

Ass creed

One of the castlevanias, or all of them

Either 2 of the super mario galaxy games.

God damnit I want a third one. I would buy the wii U JUST to play SMG3.

De blob?

I misspelled, excuse me. But which r&c?

its my favorite game of all time

>drunk
>shit
>matrix
>king

Space grill blows up planet of space cancer

same here m8

gg

RAWR!

Either steven universe: attack the light or battletoads

Correct! i thought no one knew that game!

>normies in a party
>beta uprising
>mass murdering

What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is that music?
What the fuck am I DOING?!!?!??
WHY IS THIS SO JAPANESE!!!!!!???!!!
WHY AM I HAVING FUN DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK Im DOING??????!!!???

>be a goat

...

is there any more of this????

Guess I stumped you faggots.

Owww wtf happend my fucking wrist. How do I make it stop!????

git gud.

goat simulator

>land in planet's ocean as a meteor
>cell emerges
>cell is you
>evolves to the point of an interstellar empire
>you are starship captain
>gets dull after a while but fun concept

I did it, nothing happened.

>go to russia
>blow up shit
>friend dies
>save woman
>go to the jungle
>friend is not dead
>friend betrays you
>kill friend
>blow up satelite uplink

We need DNA

>Live in shitty spic-infested 'Merican hick town
>Suddenly, Zombies
>Make shit to kill zombies
>Suddenly, Murderers
>Kill zombies
>Kill more zombies
>Kill even more zombies
>Kill a fuckton of zombies
>Maybe 50,000 zombies dead at your hand
>Make cars into weapons
>Kill zombies
>Final boss with zombies all around you
>He keeps knocking you into them while he remains safe on a higher ground
>Oh, it was an inside job by the government to scare people into buying medicine and defence to make profit off of their vaccines for the controlled people and it's probably a metaphor for the authoritarian American government allowing thousands to die so that people can be controlled by a new world order.
>Play one of the other games so you can kill more zombies

>bunch of rednecks with guns
>the main bad guy turns into the main good guy in sequel
>if you don't have enough giant glowing crystals, the game will politely remind you about it

they wont put smg3 on wii u its console sales are terrible they will wait till like nx just like they are for zelda launch title like that will sell consoles but what they are forgetting is the wii u launched with like 5 games all garbage once u finished mario it was aids.
my consoles sat there for 6 months after buying it collecting dust wasnt until past year when nintendo went we need good games and console dropped to peanuts they went awesome now people are buying it at a loss games get the console.
Nintendo need to have there major players ready day 1/first 3 months

Which one tho

Good luck with the surgery!

AC 2

Yep

spore

Yee

2

well that was quick

Spore

This game seems to add new expansions every five minutes

dead rising 2

...

No one have a guess?

Spore

Nothing yet huh?

God teir game

Goldeneye?

Off

its zelda and his gay time

Close. Change that number fam.

yep

>you think you're him
>you're not
>he kills you
>eye patch

wow

3?

>where am i
>who am i
>ded
>big chair

>be Mario characters
>have a party

Pay Day 2?

Metal Gear Solid

mario party, nice trips

Yep.

trips says mario party 1-10 your choice anyone in melbourne australia feel like an n64 day?

>Super Smash Bros but for PlayStation

>fight redneck assholes
>fight some other shit
>fight dinosaurs
>fight zombies and vampires
>fight the nazis
>fight alien

>be kid
>be squid

> lelelel newfag

>be fucking nuts
>Slightly less nuts friend
>apparently allowed to carry firearms
>he has a kiddo
>Kill way too many guys for minimal reason
>thai hooker wife killed
>tortured, bloody, and naked
>we all spent a little too long checking out the censor on our dicks
>Shooty shoot x2 electric boogaloo
>game end

Spooke MOon

Conker's bad fur day

Metal abortion solid 5 times less content

playstation all star battle royal plague by DLC Thats the only reason that game failed give u 3 playable characters all the rest DLC

Spank dora's butt

Nah man. Sorry. This is PS2.

PlayStation royale

Fite me.

Cred Forums keyboard warrior first month on Cred Forums using lel

>aliens
>horrible budget
>outdated tecnology
>awful aim
>weak ass soldiers

wolfenstein

splatoon

Metroid

>You're a plumber
>Russia invades

>MAKE
>US
>WHOLE
>MAKE US WHOLE
>A
>K
>E
>U
>S
>W
>H
>O
>L
>E
>M A K E U S W H O L E
>MAKE US WHOLE

In asylum break out kill shit, kill more shit but in a very gory way, go into your own mind to kill the person who is making you kill shit, wake up with new name

Your parents are dead and you were raised in the woods by elves that never age.

dude it was a smash bros clone that just wanted to be dlc i got all the smash bros and that gay ps3 rip off one

elite beat agents