Sup Cred Forums?

Sup Cred Forums?

I'm have a 200 word essay due on Monday and I haven't started yet.....How fucked am I?

Is this a joke? 200 words?

>200 words
you could start 30 sec before its due and still be fine

Two-hundred words? You're crying about two-hundred words?

Kids these days

>Oh no, 7th grade is so hard

i get why he thinks he's fucked cause the essay has to be well written and concise fo a good grade but it's still not that fuckin hard

I literally just wrote a 1k word essay in 15 mins last week and got an A on it
You can handle 200 words

That's quite the pickle you're in user. What's it about?

You can write that in 5 minutes, stop crying.

I can fart 200 words.

Do you play wow on Kronos?

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I'm an uneducated fuck and I could turn out 200 words on Oprah Winfrey's nigger asshole in less than 5 minutes.

200 words? Nah bruh ur fukked. The best course of action is to drop out and quit while you're ahead.
Trust me I'm a lawyer

Dont listen to these posters. Tey are trolling and not looking out for your best intrest. Listen to this guy.

even with that tiny tong shes hiding moar pussyness than u OP. 200 bish please!

Man, the fifth grade must be tough, don't worry you'll make it.

Literally less than a page, kys

Op is same fag

New faggots taking the bait.

I once had to do a 3000 word essay on a topic I knew absolutely nothing about (different types of economy) in a single night.

ITT: no fun allowed

I bet you've seen a lot of pixels.

I have a 5 page essay due Monday and I haven't started

Do 100 tonight do 100 tomorrow that's what I always do OP

How would one go about finding pics similar to this? Love panty stuffing etc

what is the topic nigga give me your email ill write that shit for you nigga

umm iv read Cred Forums posts that were longer than 200 words

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Man fuckin post more, been looking all day. I'll post what I have.

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She is hot af

You're fucked if you're retarded. Odds are against you my friend.

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this girl is getting popular around here

Give me the topic and I'll write it for you

apparently not. fucking 2016, I'm gonna kill myself

jesus christ. who is this wiener witch? how am i so out of the loop?

Her pussy is amazing

not at all, 200 words essay is nothing. grow a pair and write for about 10 minutes and you are done.
come at me when you get to 20 to 40 page essays.

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guess when youre a nigger things like this can be hard

200 words is nothing. What's the essay about? If it interests me I'll write it (if it's in English). I know the feeling of last minute cram and it sucks.

Don't go to college btw, dunno about your country, but my average essay requirement is 3000 words and that's for Computer Science.

Final project it 15000 words.

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Any more pics of her?

She looks angry in all the pictures

Post more pics

hahahahahahahahaha.
i have an 11000 word one due in two weeks i havent started.

Who cares, post more of her

200 words is nothing you fucking faggot ill do it for you

200 word essay on why am I a huge faggot?

Is it about the purpose of umbrellas?

>200 word essay
You gotta be pretty damn slow if thats any trouble.
I have a 38000 word essay due in a couple of days

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Any more?

Lol hahah do a google image search on this image.....hahahaha

That's fucking gross

holy shit, that sweet little asshole

a few more, but im busy doing something so it will take a while for me to upload

not at all faggot, i have to right a 2 page essay every wed, in pen, get over it

not even half a page.

By the time I was in the fifth grade, we had to do 2000 word essays

Now I'm able to stretch what a CPU socket does into ten pages

that's because she hates life unless she's getting a cock jammed into her. in other words, the perfect woman. a true 10/10

Does she have a name? I need to make a folder for her.

thanks bros i thought i'd seen it all but i saved 3 new pics of her from this thread which i hadn't seen before. CHEERS BROS

200 words? are you a fucking retard?

i literally didn't even know it was possible to still be this new in

You bit the butter

what's it on OP? I'm legit a professional writer and will write you something on the subject,. use it

200 hundred fucking words? I bet you've written more than that on Cred Forums tonight.

Sir, yes sir btw Cred Forums started in 2001 homosexuality one

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Thank you user

Any more homeboy?

Amen brother.

your subjective view of "better" does not fit in-line with my perspective of what made LOST such an unforgettable and unique show

yes, those shows are good. yes, maybe in some ways those shows are better than LOST (but really entourage? seriously?)

but, can they ever replace the magic that LOST created? no. they cannot.

WOW this faggot knows when this cancer site was founded. Another worthy recipient of an award

yeah, but im busy so bare with me

holy fuuuuuuuuuuuck where do you keep finding these??????????
i now have 15 pics of her saved and i have no idea where they keep coming from

>cancer research site
Newfaggot found

god it's perfect.

Thanks my dude

Well, at least it isn't 50 pages

Dude, does she have a name or something?

Next you'll start writing about moot to show what a fucking edgedlord you are.
>keep green texting to show how edgy you are

>where do you keep finding these

Cred Forums. It's some euro user's gf

welp he has a keeper

Yeah not amerifat

I just wrote a 2000 word essay I have to memorize to write in class without notes.

Fuck off.

Any tits?

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Where'd you get them from?

Keep them coming

i have like 15 more pics but i have to go, sorry bros. i might be back on later

OP, I am going to type two hundred words just to show you what it looks like. We used to have to do this in my creative writing class. We would have about ten minutes to write 200 words and most people finished early. It is really not that hard at all. Your post "Sup Cred Forums? I'm have a 200 word essay due on Monday and I haven't started yet.... how fucked am I?" is already like nineteen or twenty words if you count the number two hundred. I saw someone mention you could start 30 seconds before class started and be fine, I don't know about that but you could easily do it in the five or ten minutes you have between classes. Maybe you could do it if you have some kind of break before the class or near the beginning of the day. My high school had a fifteen minute break before first and second period and then five more minutes to get to class. See, this is already almost 200 words and It's not even that long. Like, maybe half a sheet of paper. Unless you write huge like a retard fag child. Sincerely yours, J.

Dude, dont stop!

Um, not? Are you in middle school? Should you be reported? Do you realize 200 words isn't even a full page? Hell it's not even more than intro and MAYBE the start of a second paragraph.

Its saturday night and its 200 words. Youre at a 0.2 on the i am fucked scale

Fuck when I was in middle school I had like 3,000 word essays all the time lmfao

god i'm so in love with this bitch

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I actually read the whole pasta and chuckled a few times. I r8 5/7

That's your essay right there

Why doesn't she show her tits? Are they shit or something?