Of you don't shitpost in this thread, you will die tonight

Of you don't shitpost in this thread, you will die tonight

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Shit posting.

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Banana is new pepe

i want to die

hell ye

Currently posting shit

FUCK YOU

duccccc

come at me faggot

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sesf

i'm gay

OP is a faggot

go back to bed little jimmy

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Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairytail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!

Sophie is best grill

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Imagine being this person then hearing a fire alarm...

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Jimmy Norman.

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wrong file

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tumblr. there my deed is done

Banaynay meem

It's okay they have a gas mask.

Le xD Keemstar may may

>implying i want to live

>mfw i want to die
>mfw i also want to shitpost

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fuck you

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i want a fat dick in my ass

Better praise it.

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