Loli voice acting thread

Loli voice acting thread
I will be voicing anything you want in a loli voice here
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"I need my daddys milk to grow. Feed me!"

1. Ohayou, oniichan!

2. Oniichan, ohayou.

Incestious noises with moaning and "daddy" thrown in

TORYAH
REE
GAH
AH TAH
GWAAH

WOMBO COMBO!!! THAT AIN'T FALCO!!! THAT AIN'T FAL- OH! OOHH! OOOOOHHHHH! WHERE U AT!? WHERE U AT!? WHERE U AT!? OH! OH MY GAWD!!! WOMBO COMBO!!!

"We're all monkeys now"

D-Daddy can you tie this noose for me?

"I love dog cock daddy"

D-Daddy please shoot me

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OH BLYAT, CYKA

CHEEKI BREEKI

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Ich bin eine Loli

Dad we had a good run but im breaking up with you

No ruskie speak? blyat...

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Guillotine - yah!

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"Larceny is my daddy. *moan*"

I know thats you kell :^)

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"Whats that thing bulging between your legs daddy?"

HENNO HEIKA BANZAI

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shhh... blyat...

You remind me of rybi jenkins

Logan is fucking awesome what his parents tell him is not true

“I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.”

"Fuck your country, Onii-Chan.."

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Make America Great again

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

some fluff

if you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter, then i probably ended your life idiot. REMEMBER!!

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Hey thats pretty good!

Harder, yes, yes ,harder *moans*

Have you considered doing ASMR?

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

I am weeb trash and do this so nerds will like me.

*moans* im gonna cum

Heil Hitler!

[Intro]
I can't know what I'm 'bout to do
I can't know what I'm 'bout to do
I'm what the fuck happens
I can't know what I'm 'bout to do
I'm what the fuck happens
I can't know what I'm 'bout to do

[Chorus]
I've got the powers that B
Running through me
My favorite color is oh my god bitch
I'm wearing black gloves through your mall, I'm rich
You wanna check my pockets but—
[Verse 1]
I'm what the fuck happens when shit happens
When a fuck gives under no circumstances
Off your clock shit memory persist a clock shit
Lick lick a shot, shit's cracking
I'm when shit happens, cause I'm not acting
Like it like it or not, I'm on that shit; you're not
I'm this ceremony I gouge you 'til you're free
As my testimony to the powers that B
Powers that b

"I'll snap your fucking meat neck."

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one [x4]

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

I'm not the only one [x4]

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one [x4]

Rape me! [x9]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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"I have crippling depression."

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It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya' boy Angel!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from The ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the Pier, Horatio the Horat so bigga! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shake it like a seizure, hold up, Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (son!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!

ok so youll sing a rape song but not death grips 0/10 kill yourself

Are we gonna have a problem?
Do you have a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
and everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice,
here's some advice,
Listen up Biotch!

MY MAN

They are the same driving forces that inflicted the first World War, who are now also responsible for the second. Here I would like to equal an insert: The former Germany was a monarchy, so no National Socialist dictatorship, the former Germany was democratic, so no National Socialist State, and the former Germany was parliamentary, so not what today's Germany is, by all other differences aside. So there must be reasons that are not in the form of state, which at that time and today led to the attack of these forces, although they claim in both cases that it was the form of government, which it has called into action. We can this German yes not imagine that if a state suddenly a certain form of state At length in our environment that we now therefore explain because we do not fit this form of state, so we must go to war. This is what we do not - of course, understand the other not. They occur also therefore not in the war. You have not occurred, and they are not therefore also gone to war because it has somehow irritated the government. Because they bring it so ready, the meanest Staatsforin if necessary to embrace, to make her brotherhood. No, no, it is not the form of government, but there are other reasons they hattent even then conducted in the war against the German Reich

It was at that time England the main driver in this fight, the England that had subjected the course of 300 years only by force.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter but the butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter, but a bit of better butter makes better batter so Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

"I have osteoporosis"

i cant believe you are singing this song i will actually rape you stop

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im vegan

>our UAV is online
>Ready for the drop, sir!
>enemy airstrike is on the way!

my b

respect your elders

life is like a nigger here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick!

they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama!
niggers i hate them!
they are stupid and they cant do taxes
niggers!
niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
niggers!
look at niggers they're trying to raise money
but they cause they spend all their money
they're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
i hate them!
nigger-de-nigger
niggers dont know how to do anything without chicken
niggers like watermelon and chicken
niggers!
niggers are so stupid and they're niggers

>Spy plane fueled and ready
>Our recon plane will find them
>Dogs coming right at us

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

also thanks for doing this shit Enkidu

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
So i can bitch at the nigga next door

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one nigga song

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white don't you understand
So I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama Nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

What

As JewDuckBoi slide it in.
He whispered "DK, Donkey Kong"
As he ejaculated he whispered
"Donkey Kong is here"

Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautiful ! In the year negative a billion, Japan might not've been here. In the year -40,000 it was here, and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, so an iceberg melted, it became an island, and now there lot's of trees! Because it's warmer. So now there's people on the island and they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees, and using the latest technology. Like stones, and bowls. Ding dong, it's the outside world. And they have technology from the future. Like really good metal, and crazy rice farms. Now you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land, all the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. But this one was the most most important, ruled by a heavenly super person, or emperor for short. Knock knock, get the door, it's religion. The new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from Baekje. "Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Try it," he said. "No," said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it. Then, the government was taken over by another clique, and they made some reforms. Like making the government govern more, and making the government more like China's government, which is a government that governs more. "Hi China," they said. "Hi dipshit," said China. "Can you call us something else other than dipsh!t?" said Japan. "Like what?" said China. "How about sunrise land ?" said Japan. And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book, about themselves.

Yea but that's the least of your issues

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

I want it in my ass Mr. Drakker [drack-ker]
(Based off my kik name wingsmyman)

Stream should be renamed: Loli reads song lyrics and below-average copypasta

fuck me in my warm kitty-hole, equius

hey,whats up guys scarce here the news today has been crazy, insane might have to do a double upload (DONT SUBSCRIBE TO SCARCE)

Holy lulz

oh daddy, please fuck me again like you did to mommy

ill be a good girl

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Oooohh, brianne, you're liking this your chubby slut aren't you? you're so fucking soaked downstairs. Is it watch your birth control going down the drain? ...Or maybe it is having the big fucking pale cow tits of yours pulled on to see if you are finaaallyyy making milk? Or maybe getting fucked by my raw loli futa cock bare is making you a mess...

AH HA...I think I know brianne...you like feeling my cock filling you with my fucking hot loli jizz. HA, i knew it. Take it Brianne, you fucking breeding cow. Ovulaye and get that plump, soft, tummy even fucking bigger. I wanna feel my baby kick while you breastfeed in a few months...cum on my cock you fucking baby factoy

I'm gonna rub my stinky feet on your face and call you a dirty boy for liking it.

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

if my cock is larger than yours, does this make me the dominant one

"TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!"

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sonic's my name and speed's my game

Wake me up,
Wake me up inside!
Can't wake up,
Wake me up inside!
Save me;
Call my name, and save, me, from, the dark!

In the words of the great John Green,

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

S A D B O Y S see me in the club with it tatted on my chest

>shrek is love, shrek is life

Redneck jams

Im loli as fuck yeah boiiiii

h0nk

You are like a baby.
Watch this

SUCC

nice way of trying to get her to kik you fucknup

His Mom wrote this: he is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox him and I will answer as best I can.
Thank you,
Mom

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Justine, please take my cock, I am so sorry my cock craves your ass. Your master has your cock.

apex zozzle

god whose my naughty little bitch
be my naughty little school girl you chink

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pssh, nothing personal kid

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I'm going to cum in my child wife for procreation!

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"I once was fucked by a man dressed like Robin Willams dressed like Mrs.Doughtfire"

Mommy, what does the pee stick turning blue mean?

Seconding

say this What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're a big guy

Jews are the scourge of the earth, sieg heil!

I'll show you all the beastiality porn to corrupt you

Smack my ass and call me Martha, its this faggot again

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Guy from last thread wanting Denver Fenton Allen quote

Daddy I want to Fuck my tight little pussy and such on my little nips.

I once sneezed so hard once that I prolapsed my own asshole and didn't know what to do so I pushed it back in with a plunger

U focking wat fagget. Do u want to die?
Nah nigga. I stole this nigga's tims. This nigga's tims are mine. He focking wiling and shit. I want to die to be honest. Living is pain and every second is misery. I feel my feelings are eating me up from the inside out like maggots feasting on the dead carcus of a run over animal. Suicide seems as a better option than actually trying to save my worthless life. I sometimes wish I could put the 9 millimeter glock 16 on my forehead by myself in a forest that way no one will find me and everyone in my life no longer has to deal with the tumor I am on their existence. Lawl, jk. I'm OK, honestly.

Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

whoa-ho you are DARK!

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We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.
It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb. Inevitably many will fault the hands upon the sword which felled Typhon, the Ordo Malleus. But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of its office. To further fear them is redundant; to hate them, heretical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the Inquisition. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the Emperor's service.
Yet ultimately, it was I who set these events into motion, with a single blow from my hammer, God Splitter.

Can you make sense of since and sense since you're doing Loli Voices?

Roblox (stylized as RŌBLOX) is a MMOG created and marketed toward children and teenagers aged 8–18. In the game, players are able to create their own virtual world, in which they or other members may enter and socialize within the blocks of varying shapes, sizes, and colors.[4] Games on Roblox can be scripted using a sandboxed edition of Lua 5.1 to affect events that occur in-game and create different scenarios. The company's main source of revenue comes from players buying Robux, the main virtual currency in the game, and from players buying "Builders Club" access, a status which gives virtual benefits to users. Players who have created an account may purchase either Builders Club, Turbo Builders Club, or Outrageous Builders Club, otherwise known by users as BC, TBC, and OBC, respectively.[5]

Who's your Touhou Waifu?

But I poop from there!

*Playfully accusatory
"Daddy! Are you looking at my panties? They're just little girl ones. Do you think I'd be sexy in big girl panties?"

Ecyrb you fat little cunt.
You little Flordian reject.
Kill your mother, than go on discord.
Problem solved.

just yell something as loud as you fucking can

Holy shit its leafy

The amount of autism in this thread is astonishing.

make slurping noises.mp3

>FitnessGram™ Pacer Test
Hi, we both know why you are here don't we.
you want me to take my clothes off so you can masturbate over my hot body.
If your wife goes to the shop you can't resist watching flat chested girls on the internet, touching themselves while you masturbate.
Well that's just fine with me
I want you to cum
I want to feed your addiction and help you to pleasure yourself so that you keep coming back for more masturbation pleasure
I can see right through the screen and watch you massaging your cock as you sit enthralled by me
I want to watch as you pump your throbbing cock.
You are such a dirty man. You really can't help it can you. You can't go a day without masturbating and drooling over those little girls on the internet.
There you go again. Every time I say masturbating your jaw goes slack and you sqeeze your cock a bit harder
I wonder what sort of porn you usually watch when you masturbate.
Oh and I know you will love those clips where you watch girls having their pretty faces pumped full of cum as they suck the cum out of big hard cocks.
I hope all this talk is helping you to pleasure your aching cock. You must be getting close now. Now I want to watch as you forget the world and let the pleasure plusing through your cock take over as you masturbate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate yourself to a huge orgasm.
Just remember I am watching you as you pump away pleasuring yourself.
I want you to cum . I want you to pump your cock and empty your balls.
Faster. Harder.
Faster.
3.
2.
1.

Can you make rough sex noise for me?

Someone please tell me you are recording this for ringtones purposes.

tell me your kinks

Daddy I am not sorry for this, but please do kill yourself

I love you Gare-Bear

B-b-but I poop from there!

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read this shit

I have over 600 pictures of clowns in my fap folder. They have to be cute though, else it doesn't do anything for me.

I also have this really strange fetish where I basically want to donate my body to someone who will take one piece of it at a time and create artwork out of it. Like, chop of my leg and take out the bones and make it into a lamp or something. Little by little, I lose another part of me, but become another piece of art - And as I finally die, I am in a room surrounded by art made out of me, and the final words I hear is the artist who cut me up thanking me wholeheartedly for my donation. Fuck, the mere thought of that makes me want to cum.

God has come to reap the sinners! :3

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if you want me to kill you, you must pay protection... and keep cumming inside me

This is why we have to nuke japan again im talk full on nagasaki bukkake, tokyo takedown the works i wanna make hiroshima look like a fucking joke

excuse me sir I wondered off to the section from my mommy, can you help me find her I don't want to get in trouble, Oh you'll help me yey thank you mister!!
Why are you taking me to the bathroom? it's the men's bathroom too, I can't go in there I'm a girl, This'll help me find my mommy? alright mister whatever you say,, why are we going inside the stall, why are you talking your cock out? it's so big and it's straight like a ruler, you want me to touch it? are you sure this'll help me find my mommy? alright mister whatever you'll say, you want me to kiss it? ok, (make kissing sounds)

Est Fag, I can confirm,
from loli to fellow loli,
that you are a short blond cunt

FREEMAN: Colossal beauty.
Awe-inspiring intricacy.
Are the wonders of our universe a cosmic accident or the result of intelligent design? For centuries, religion and science were bitter foes.
Now science actively searches for our creator.
Some physicists think he's hidden in the math.
Neurologists think she might be in our brains.
And computer coders believe God is one of them and that our world is nothing more than his simulation.
Space, time, life itself.
The secrets of the cosmos lie through the wormhole.
Every culture claims a God, an all-powerful entity that created the world and directs our fate.
But why do we share this belief in a cosmic creator? Did we dream it up to serve a need in our psyche or culture? Is God really out there? Up there? This is a journey into the science of God.
I promise you, it's quite a trip.
Some of what we'll find almost defies belief.
Sometime in the early '70s, I bought my daughter an ant farm.
She soon got bored, but not me.
I was memorized by this little menagerie squeezed between two panes of glass.
And I wondered, what could they ever know about me, the one who built their world? What can we ever learn about who or what created us, stranded as we are in this colony of humanity? For as long as scientists have struggled to understand our place in the universe, there have been those who've hoped to get a glimpse of God.
astronomer Galileo Galilei had a groundbreaking insight.
Nature's grand book is written in the language of mathematics.
From that time to this, scientific geniuses like Newton and Einstein used math to dig deep into the workings of nature, to search for God through the equations that defined the laws of physics.
The latest mind hoping to join these illustrious ranks is Garrett Lisi.

OP hasn't done anything yet.

Est Fag, I can confirm
from loli to fellow loli,
that you are a short blond cunt

>Can you make sense of since and sense since you're doing Loli Voices?

FUCKING DO IT NIGGA, YOU KNOW WHO I AM! lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=BXH3u_CDPQY&feature=player_embedded
you nignog

(sigh) ok mister is that it? more? ok (continue to make kissing sounds), i-in my mouth mister? you want me to lick it like a lollipop a=then put it in my mouth? If i do this ice will come out? ooh I like ice cream mister, I'll definitely do it!

Everybody shut up! I have an erection!

It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression of excitement.)
It is in fact the peanut house. (What did this man speak of?)
It is in fact the peanut house. (Oh, I understand. Yes.)
It is in fact the peanut house. (Hey, I have acquired a peanut house.)
It is in fact the peanut house. (Do not lose memory of this, male child.)
It is in fact the peanut house. x4
It is in fact the peanut house. (Positive.)
It is in fact the peanut house.
It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression to catch someone's attention.)
It is in fact the peanut house. (Fragments of ground nuts.)
It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression of surprise)
It is in fact the peanut house.
Hoough.
Phil's from San Francisco, in northern California is a hilly city on the tip of a peninsula surrounded by the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco Bay. It's known for its year-round fog, iconic Golden Gate Bridge, cable cars and colorful Victorian houses.

Jack is from the Philippines, which is a southeast Asian country in the western Pacific, comprising more than seven thousand islands. It's capital, Manila, is famous for it's waterfront promenade and centuries old Chinatown, Binondo. Intramuros, A walled city in colonial times, is the heart of old Manila.
An abomination is homosexual.
Tito testicle "testicle man" male infant. He has cared for Phil and is satisfied by anime school girls.
Jack is fashionably attractive and impressive, as well as being unwilling to work or use energy. He is still being educated.
He is a pie baked with a cherry filling. Traditionally, cherry pie is made with tart, rather than sweet cherries. However, he is still is not experienced in intercourse.
Chita, please encounter the most abnormal of the seven days.
Phil's crony, as well as Jack wanting her to be his soulmate.
However, despite his efforts, this occasion shall not be taking place any time soon.
Rapidly move your body, as if you are experiencing a sudden attack of illness, especially a stroke, or an epileptic fit.
Allow me to commence my inhalation dose of weed into my respiratory system.
I've acquired a berry, typically green, classified as white, purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine.
What may you be witnessing, male offspring of an animal?
It is in fact the peanut house. x4

For some odd reason, I get the strange feeling that she might be a bear.

Dont take this the wrong way but why did you rape and saudemize me in a public bathroom?

...

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Remilia is best Touhou waifu

show tits and pussy ;^)

Please say:

"All things are subject to interpretation, whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."

Onii san.. I don't think that will fit... please stop. Oniiii sannn, unnnnh
I cant believe your thing fit inside me, I can feel all of you onii-san. unnnnnh, don't cum inside of me, oni-sannnnnn AHHHHH! I can feel your cum, now I might be pregnant, how could you make your litltle sister pregnant?

spell icup nigga

Are you still going to make those Loli ASMRs?

Fierro pariente!!!!

Best race in your eyes? Also, what's yours?

...

I come through with helicopters
Bookoo blades and hella choppers
Looking like the dawn of Vietnam
Ruby crashing on the lawn
Who the fuck else dare to stop us?
Bitch come through
Blue veins turn into new stains
One of the original seven like Liu Kang
Slit the wrist of the six
No one left but me, bitch
The 7th ward lord got a new name
But Ruby does not exist due to a personality split
One half devil, other half got zipped
Now who the fuck else wanna talk shit?
Now who the fuck else wanna get ripped?
Now who the fuck else think I’m a bitch?
Come take a fucking sit
I swear to no god you'll end up in a crypt

Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain!

Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be SOMETHING you wish...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
READY?

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob... SquarePants! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

Mommy...what are you doing? Only Daddy does this sort of stuff to me... *insert cute noise here*

What sexual things have you done

I'm an attention seeking stupid whore who has no goals in life other than to be your personal voice fuck doll.

I know of a place where you never get harmed
A magical place with magical charms
Indoors, indoors, indoors!

David Hume's Bundle Theory discussed the idea that there is no inherent underlying substance to be found in the universe, but rather that properties simply exist arbitrarily bound to each other in various areas. He argued this point by daring one to attempt to imagine an object which did not possess any properties, but clearly this could not be done.

He then retaliated to Descartes, whose famous statement "Cogito Ergo Sum" or "I think, therefore I am", was in fact false. After all, if our senses are nothing more than properties bound together to give us the illusion that we exist, then even our minds alone do not exist inherently.

Of course, many criticized this way of thinking by pointing out that properties are not inherent functions of existence, and rather than an inherent underlying substance, that matter simply exists in different forms which we interpret via our senses to interpret "properties" which do not exist inherently themselves. After all, we can not definitively interpret reality because our senses are inadequate to successfully derive truth from.

Glória in excélsis Deo
et in terra pax homínibus bonæ voluntátis.
Laudámus te,
benedícimus te,
adorámus te,
glorificámus te,
grátias ágimus tibi propter magnam glóriam tuam,
Dómine Deus, Rex cæléstis,
Deus Pater omnípotens.
Dómine Fili unigénite, Jesu Christe,
Dómine Deus, Agnus Dei, Fílius Patris,
qui tollis peccáta mundi, miserére nobis;
qui tollis peccáta mundi, súscipe deprecatiónem nostram.
Qui sedes ad déxteram Patris, miserére nobis.
Quóniam tu solus Sanctus, tu solus Dóminus, tu solus Altíssimus,
Jesu Christe, cum Sancto Spíritu: in glória Dei Patris. Amen.

(Say this in your normal voice w.desperation and deep sadness)
Look user I'm sorry but this just isn't working out! I'm tired of you staying on your computer and shitosting 24/7! I thought you were better than that... I just... I just want you back the way you were. Without this Cred Forums without this "shitposting" without this "robot" stuff. I miss our dates to the park, our small meals together where we just alugh and talk about stupid shit, I missed that soo much. I'm going, user, goodbye.

"You are the single biggest liar. You probably are worse than Jeb Bush. This guy lied. He's a nasty guy"

say: NIGGER NIGGER NGIGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CUNT JEW NIGGER COCK FUCKING GATERS CHICKEN WING EATING PLAYERS JEWS KILL LOL KEKEKEKEK YOU NIGGERS CAN SUCK MY COCK

vocaroo.com/i/s1YPJnKWKwv3

MMMmmmm, That tasted wonderful. Cookies and milk are the best with your tit milk, brianne. though you better stop drinking so much of it, it's making your lovely squishy bits even bigger...and my cock even harder. Come here you fuck cow. I want you in my lap so I can fuck a set of twins in you while I drink.

Ooofff~ I need to fuck you harder you chubster. you're getting to heavy to tease.. Now gimmie those F cups...mmmhum? why do you have a turkey baster full of my jizz? H-Hey!! What are you doing? Brianne get that out of-f my pussy! I'm fucking fertile you plump whore...If you knock me up with my own jizz....t-that feels nice....unnf~...it's so gooey.

...B-Brianne, you slut. I'm gonna fuck you so hard now. Bend over that railing If I'm gonna have my own baby, you're gonna star in a hucow breeding porno unff~, you fucking perverted unff~ chubster. Imagine your stagename...unff~ Breeding Cow Brianne, the unff~ pregnant futa loli's cumdump...UUNNFF~
Fuck, that was a big load for you....I need some milk and cookies...and a pee test

OK hai so My name is boxxy :3 and um it's been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make a new videooo! And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight. I don't do drugs... mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I do drugs, but, I don't, actually. And I actually don't have ADD either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah. And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different pictures. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I'm like mmm and it says, "I saw watchoo did there!" And like and and then like you peoples were all like, "YOU IS TROLLIN!" and I was like "I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM BOXXY YOU SEE! Mm!"

Smh, you have some weird fantasies user

Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi Poi

(too much time on /d/ and here)

Clark is a faggot
Cobi is a faggot
Nick is a faggot
Ethan is a stupid nigger

Responde a este post o tu madre morirá mientras duerme, Onii-Chan.

(normal voice)
Don't worry, it's ok user we can take things slow, it's fine, along as I'm still with you, that is...

thoughts on mexicans?

I fuck dogs.

Did you ever do loli in class just to fuck with people?

discord.gg/Tck7X

You better not read this you fucking loli cunt

in the angriest loli voice

I AM GUNDAM

Good bye. I shall not miss you.

say in your sad normal voice
I didn't go to the moon, I went much further, for time is longest distance between places, not long after that I was fired for writing a poem on the lid of a shoebox
I left Saint Louis, and as I descended the steps of this fire escape for the last time, following from then on in my fathers footsteps, attempting to find in motion what was lost in space. I traveled around a great deal, the cities swept about me like dead leaves, leaves that were brightly colored but torn away from the branches, it always came upon me unawares, taking me all together by surprise. I pass the lighted window of a shop where perfume is sold, the window is filled with pieces of colored glass, tiny transparent bottles in delicate colors like bits of a shattered rainbow. Then all at once my sister touches my shoulder, I turn around and look into her eyes.
Laura, Laura, I tried to leave you but I am more faithful than I intended to be

...

Say

"Life has no meaning, the only redemption to attain in life is revenge. So long as we have are selfish beings, we will always wish to push our will to power on others."

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefiled control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield...controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control...War becomes routine.

God will punish us for this faggotry

Ha! got that fucking good bye! Suck it.

I want you to make my insides into outsides with that big fat loli prolapsed anus

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.

Bring the truth to the end would push humanity to suicide.

Dreis was the best Minja

Sing please

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are gray You'll never know dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away

Sing joyfully to God our strength; sing loud unto the God of Jacob!
Take the song, bring forth the timbrel, the pleasant harp, and the viol.
Blow the trumpet in the new moon, even in the time appointed, and at our feast day.
For this is a statute for Israel, and a law of the God of Jacob.

Do a Cossack Lullaby, you know what im talking about

Please also sing this
Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.

Once there was a way
To get back home.

Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

Golden slumbers,
Fill your eyes
Smiles await you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling
Do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

Once there was a way
To get back homeward

Once there was a way
To get back home

Sleep, pretty darling
Do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

Songwriters

In an angry voice

Please cum in me daddy, I want your sweet cummies to fill me to the brim. I love you.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

come by to aloha snackbar! where the flavors are so explosive they'll quite literally blow you away!!

Fuck the police coming strong from the underground

A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown

And not the other colors 'cause police think, they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit 'cause I ain't the one whose a punk mothafucka with a badge and a gun

Get Rekt kid, are you a virgin and if not tell us plz
>Don't forget those spicy dets.

...

Your stream makes me want to eat blankets

YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU SKIPPED MINE

I bet the jews did this

Kerwin is a fat nigger

Say, " Fuck me, I missed it!"

burp the ludest you can

I want to marry my boi Dr Gammaray have sex with me cuz im thirsty and thicc l.o.l jokes Eduardo

Gloria in excelsis Deo!

Sing, my soul, to God the Lord,
All in glory's highest key.
Lay the angels' choir abroad,
In their highest holy day.
Crave thy God to tune thy heart
Unto praise's highest part.

Gloria in excelsis Deo!
Amen.

It's the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. Trump goes next and arrives with a time of 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in her way in an effort to beat Trump's time. She finally crosses the finish line at just under ten minutes.
"Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record!"
"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

ARe u a qt 3.14?

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

No more voice requests from me, just wanted to say your fucking awsome ENK

you say you just had sex then you say you haven't talking to him in about a month. did you just cheat on him or did you lie?

Kerwin, this is your queue to smash nigga

Is your Bf a piece of shit? and if so why?

My cat doesnt even eat the tuna, hes such a faggot I swear

Say in an angry voice (normal)
Go ahead and fuck yourself user! Go. Fuck. Yourself! I'm tired of your stalking and stupid little "secret lover" bullshit get your acne ridden, sweaty, greasy foreheaded, thin mustached ass out of my fucking face, Stacy

"Hi, My name is Scritch! and I want to slip my big, meaty, slimey... hand! around my Rabbit Queen."

doot do do-doo doot do do-doo DOOT DO-DO-DO-DO-DODODODODOOODDODODODODODODODODODDDDD DA DA DA DA DROP THA BASS, BWUB BWUB BWUUUUU BWUHBWUHBWUHBWUUUUHHHHHBWHWHWHWHWHWHWHHWHWVRRRRR

GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo
Embrace me,
My sweet embraceable you.
Embrace me,
You irreplaceable you.
Just one look at you, my heart goes tip~sy in me
You and you alone bring out the gypsy in me.
I love all the many charms about you
Above all, I want my arms around you.
Don't be a naughty baby
Come to papa, come to papa, do
My sweet embraceable
My sweet embraceable
My sweet embraceable
Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo

but you just said you had sex 10 min ago, either it was with him or you cheated. which was it?

Ahuuuu~

put the bologna in my ass and coverit in mayo!!

Would you date out of your race OwO

blackmail is lewd

Kill Everyone
Hollywood Undead
Lyrics
You got the motherfucking right to remain violent!
Hollow points hiding in my clip
I'll take 25 just to watch your life end
I pray father please forgive me 'fore I sin
Got these sticks of dynamite and dying to light them
God don't fail me now
Get thrown and you gon' get carried out
To a hole where I know you won't be found
Just face it it's almost over now
Don't even try to take this weapon from me
I like you more and more the lesser you breathe
I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

Give me back my dildo, you Titty Monster. You never replace the batteries!

brb need to take a wicked shit

In normal voice:"drop down and say some gay shit" in loli voice:"im gay"

Put the lime in the coconut and [in regular, angry voice] EXTERMINATE THE JEWISH RACE

Cause I fall and I break just as easy as an egg
Yeah, my shell isn't as hard as it seems
When my insides gush out there's no telling what's about
When it'll stop, when it'll seed, when it'll bleed

DO THE CUTEST ROAR YOU CAN
Pd: i want to end myself

Can you say, "niggers toungue my anus and OP is a fucking 4ever virgin"?

OP I'm so sorry this jerk tried to blackmail u not everyone is bad. I subbed to your channel.

THE WHITE RACE WILL LIVE ON WITH LOLIS

Black Lives Matter.

(normal voice) KAAMEEE HAAAAMEEEE (loli) ups... accidentish

...

i wanna fucking kill myself

*in normal voice* I get all my self worth from sexual attention online!

no they dont

Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!

ginger are basically the niggers of white people

...

Cobi will never get another girlfriend

I'm not proud of this, but i'm jerking off right now

*gingers, rip >

...

Sing the highest note you can sing, followed by the lowest.

I need to get myself a back to school necklace!

I'm not kidding now, turn back, or I will kill you.

I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? This is your last chance.

Ohiooooooooo~

being eaten out or Blow jobs?

I smoke to remind myself of how they smoked my nigga harambe

uncut or cut diEcks?

(With excited voice)
I love sex

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
ER-LYE IN THE MORNING

SHAVE HIS SCROTUM WITH A RUSTY RAZOR,
SHAVE HIS SCROTUM WITH A RUSTY RAZOR,
SHAVE HIS SCROTUM WITH A RUSTY RAZOR,
ER-LYE IN THE MORNING

Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

helium or rope?

"you forgot that umaru is the most selfish cunt on the face of the planet and would sell your fucking kidneys while you sleep for the newest cock of duty: modern gayfuckstupid 9 and then cry like weasel getting it's innards pulled out of its ass with sand paper for not making her fucking food at 3:00 am before finally calling the fucking police screaming you raped her so she could sue and use the money to buy whatever dollar-bin game her shit colored eyes latch onto at wal-mart"

Alex is a stupid Nigger

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk… Have at you!

Winter is Coming

goofeeman is pretty cute, i could kiss him endlessly

Every time I close my eyes I'm reminded of harambe, a real nigga, a true friend, and a real american hero

soz, it's just too much fun now.

nigger nigger chicken dinner

mmm jerk that cock. faster faster cum for me

you ever had a dick in your dick, its so dicking great bruh

BASK IN THE SHADOW OF DICK

Do you have a favorite renaissance composer? Byrd, Palestrina, Lassus, de Victoria, Weelkes perhaps?

If you had to choose between exterminating all the jews or niggers which do you choose and why?

your voice reminds me of a lt.corbis and leafy love child tbh.

what happened to your old youtube channel?

say this
**Ed...ward Da..da...ddy no,plz no.ooo
ed...ward...

The alien conspiracy has been in motion since 2012.

It's happened slowly, but nobody has realized it yet.

Just take a look... the signs are all there. In the year 2018 there will be an outbreak of killer bees.

In 2020 a fourth of the US population will have died.

In 2022 Martial law will be declared in several countries including the US.

In 2027 we will supposedly make our "first contact" with alien life.

2030 all those who have been stung by bees and survived will begin noticing rapid physiological changes.

By 2040 our alien overlords will have a race of alien-human hybrid soldiers are their disposal

In the year 2050, all normal humans left alive will be killed in a catastrophic world-wide explosion causing mass extinction.

There is no way for this to be stopped. Cherish the time you have left.

Fuck them Nigga Jews, Heil Hitler.

again
**Da...ddy**