If you were going to kill yourself, and you wanted to do it in a funny or...

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

If you were going to kill yourself, and you wanted to do it in a funny or shocking way.
How would you do it?

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Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

Dress up as a jew or mickey mouse. Kill self at disney land. have jew brother sue disney land. profit

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

Stand on chair
Cheese wire noose around neck
Superglue hands to side of head
Kick chair away
Decapitated while holding own head

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

Get raped by a large animal in public or in front of loved ones. kek.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

would sing this as loud as i can in a public place then blow my brains out youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

steve irwin already went that way by stingray

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

That's kind of clever but I would imagine your hand skin would just get ripped off like in Hannibal S2.

William Scott
William Scott

tie 300LB anvil to one leg
tie other leg to bridge with 50 feet of rope
kick anvil off bridge
get ripped in half.

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

This is the only way.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

rent a sports car convertible. tie a rope to my neck and the other end to a light fixture. get in car floor it. not my idea but lmfao

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

definitely this
bread is the only answer

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

baby alligator up pooper

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Singing la cucaracha with a sombrero and a bomb belt

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Launch myself into space so I'd orbit the earth.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

build rube goldberg machine that results in me dying. Probably with a couple false methods thrown in. For example, a shotgun that is pointed at my head but falls away at some point and swings into something to continue the contraption. It would end with an unexpected thing killing me. Ideally it would take about 10 minutes. I would set something up that would record and upload it afterwards.

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

runing through a ghetto with loud speaker screaming nigger.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

pull piano with levy. but before put some piano keys in ur mouth. stand under piano and let go of levy. paste plastic eyes with the loose pupil on ur own eyes and get smashed with piano with keys still in mouth and fake eyes on ur face

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Maybe instead of killing yourself, you could have a nice glass of water!

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

or jump off a building in a wet suit and land next to a glass of water or kiddy pool

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

or strap giant rocket on ur back ignite fly off like a deflated balloon and explode with fireworks

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Go into bankruptcy with gun.
Demand dank me memes.
Get shot by police

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Det cord round my neck, launching my head a nice distance.

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Stand on a hill with an umbrella during a thunder storm

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Bank*

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

Things I'll need
a plane ticket to Vegas, an easter bunny suit, a pop gun, a parachute, some rope, aa convertible and a cinder block

dress up in bunny suit
drive convertible to a gas station
pull out pop gun and attempt to rob it
get chased by police
drive into dessert
have rope in a noose around my neck and tied to parachute
put cinder block on gas pedal
throw parachute out the convertible

hang myself from a parachute in a bunny suit on live television in the Mohave

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

I'm gonna need a dodgeball, some gym shorts, and a glass of spicy lemonade. If I douse myself in the lemonade, hit myself with the dodgeball, while wearing the gymshorts, I'll turn into kitty litter.

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

checked and keked

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

I used to have that saved but deleted my greentext folder.

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