Hey Cred Forums

Yeah I try. Make sure not to scratch them and you can remove them in 5-6 weeks. If you need a stitch replaces I recommend a n urgent center instead of an er, its way cheaper

Im rock hard right now i wanna cum in your wound

pre good till i saw this post, fuck me, cant you people do anything right?

wanna really do it you attention seeking bastard

Fill a bath tub with cold water, get it, with a razer blade slice along the vain and end your life you attention seeking piece of shit

its kinda all wrapped up and shit but i can try it has the dressing on tho so you wont see anything

OP I am not sure you actually wanted to kill yourself.

Go talk to someone, I promise it can get better. It did for me.

You gave it a good go. What made you want to ill yourself? Who called the ambulance? Are you happy to be alive?

cool

did you freak out like a pussy and go there, or did you get caught like an idiot?

It never gets better op. But hang in there and suffer with everybody else.

Some times it takes almost dying to realize what your life is worth. You have worth OP, I sincerely hope you get better and realize you DO matter. Best of luck

Look on the bright side, you can always try again next time!

in the darkness.

OP respawned

Kek

Plot twist.. Tits or gtfo

Nobody cares.

idk why i need this much bandage

So did you just decide to go to the hospital? Why are you depressed? Or are you?

better luck next time eh?
lol jk, why are you trying to kill yourself? spare no detail.

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That's a man, baby, yeah!

Post feet please

You did it wrong you fat fuck. The hospital didn't care about your weak fucking cry for help and neither do we. I can't even tell you to go anhero because you obviously don't know how.

Finish the job you pussy

did u do any nerve damage? can you feel all your fingers?

You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant.

WaIt is it really

lol fucj

You look pretty good, just sayin

This isn't a jack off thread. Jesus Cred Forums

You survived this time.
It's another opportunity
i hope things get better for you

what medications are you on. better get them check'd

But we can make it one

dont kys youre too hot

Thanks those are fucking hot

none i should probably get on some lol

Don't know why you'd kill yourself.

Afterall, i'd fuck you OP.

Kek

You didn't even have to do that that's not the rules. If you bring up that you're female for no reason then you have to. Just clarifying with the Newfags who are not aware of why that rule is in place

I went over to a friend of mines house at 4am chatted for a bit passed out then got jumped on by her kid for 3 hours. Came home passed out. I t was dfifferent

And there is something about a hot depressed girl that is so attractive.

Because you're fat? I can't tell

You know op, I'm starting to think you didn't want to hear about my day, and just wanted attention instead.

Noice! Any more op? Preferably with the light on?

You're cute!

That's prolly why

i know but i've showed so many times before lol
so it doesn't matter
just never made some anhero thread
i'm just so fucked up mentally tonight
need to smoke more weed.

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no shit cant u see all the fat tissue in my scar pic? lol

how was my day? pretty shitty thinking about killing my self everyday and all is just a mess. next time you try to kys go for something like a gun or a rope.

Well tell us all about your day

Fair point

Nice tits, OP. Don't forget, life is worth living

Smoking weed could be part of the reason you're so depressed op. Afterall, you could be smoking mah dick!

Why city? I got a lot

I have over 600 pictures of clowns in my fap folder. They have to be cute though, else it doesn't do anything for me.

I also have this really strange fetish where I basically want to donate my body to someone who will take one piece of it at a time and create artwork out of it. Like, chop of my leg and take out the bones and make it into a lamp or something. Little by little, I lose another part of me, but become another piece of art - And as I finally die, I am in a room surrounded by art made out of me, and the final words I hear is the artist who cut me up thanking me wholeheartedly for my donation. Fuck, the mere thought of that makes me want to cum.

i wanted to hit the thumbs up button
then i realized i've been on facebook way too much

plz come on myfreecams i wud pay i gues, do u have snapchat or kik or sumthing?

With titties like that, i'd fucking love to be the guy doing the post-mortem!

Come on man. We need to have better self esteem.all of us.

Let me get this straight, you fucking cut yourself up trying to kill yourself, have a hospital save your pathetic ass then go home all better? And then brag to Cred Forums about it? Your a fucking idiot. And here is another thing your not good at... Kys better dipshit. Nobody gives a fuck

OP take note faggot and don't go to the hospital its counter productive when you want to kys

Now THAT is encouragement enough OP not to do it!!!

I went to the mtg pre-release last night, was in a lol tourney today. Started contemplating my self worth and how much of a fuck up I am, then walked to a graveyard on an island. Now I'm here. wbu?

Also, op, how far back do these mental issues stretch and is there anything that is obviously the problem?

Why will anyone depressed with that much beautiful tits. Just play with them

Kik?

Settle down skippy

i don't even know if i really wanted to kill myself.
i've always cut just for the pain of cutting.
this time i just went really deep and almost down my main vein
idk what i was doing tbh

OP, your friends are the best solution to suicidal tendencies. The next time you get the urge, try and talk to them about it.

the right way asshole.

You look pretty get naked and show us no balls!

your retarded

Cut your clitoris next time.

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

Why do you want to die?

cool do you have snapchat?

Sounds like a good day if you had fun. You're getting out and doing stuff and that's more than I can say

Listen to the Trips

Aw shit, I can see it.. fucking hell op, get your shit together

This guy survived you dumbass!

>thinking medical professionals can be fooled that easily
What are you 15?

The fuck is with that hair you hippie

>cut for pain

find a damn hobby and get out more stop being edgy

it's you're, as in, you are retarded.

trips demands

OP, if you're still here, don't take this the wrong way but.... I wanna suck on your wound.

>"tries to kill them self"
>drives to hospital to be fixed
classic woman

Doing stuff is easy. Doing stuff with people, or enjoying the stuff you are doing; those are hard.

Ah shirt. More stuff for those spooky pasta faffots to have for scary Cred Forums lists. I hate those

You can't do anything right in your life huh...

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind

Attention whore. Go slit your wris- oh wait a minute, kek.

I thought that bandage was your arm, I nearly lost my shit.. The fuck am I doing in this thread at 5am, jesus.

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I want to suck on your gash.

I mean your pusseh!

Get the fuck off of Cred Forums you fucking newfag

OP please can you write on a paper hi user(my post number)

What does trips quads roll bump and dub means by the way i dont understand the Cred Forums language

Well take it from someone who has experience in this area. Don't stop doing stuff. Find reasons to go out and do stuff. You are still way ahead of me because you're actually doing things. Friends and shit will come. Just be sociable.

Op where do you live i wanna fuck you

where's op?

I'd duck you op let me at that snap or kik them you can get a pic of a real dic

too bad you failed

Get the fuck outta here kid.

When you're such a failure at life, that you even failed to end it

I assume you're not asking for permission or getting op to agree first, right?

Post more pics of your tits OP.

found the virgin

Need something more op!

> you failed to end it

So did you and everyone else in this thread

One of the biggest reasons I go out is because there is a state trail less than a mile away and its pretty fucking awesome. Last semester fucked me up and I started taking walks, now i cant stop

just take walks. walks make you a happy boy

show us your ass

Don't kill yourself... If you hate your life that much go fuck some nerdy white virgins and make some people happy.

fucking beta

Emily? wtf?

This is going round the school tomorrow holy shit

Dubs and quads comes from your post number. It's the no. Xxxxxxxx thing in posts.if a post number ends in a same digit twice then that's a dub or double. If it ends 4times, then it a quad or quadruple.

Do it again, but now do atleast 7 cuts in verical lines that are paralel to each other and have no more than 1cm of separation between them

whoa there, princess
ease up on the badassness

checkem

Do it and you're fucking dead asshole

if you were smart, you would let it be instead of being a cock about it

Weird they dont accuse people of both ing on drugs

Yeah I hear that a lot and I need to start doing that. Thanks for the tip bro. So y-you too. Keep walking and doing stuff you enjoy. I'm terrible with advice but that's the best I can do. I wish you luck

i also hate my life op. I want to die but could never kill myself due to the harm it would cause my family. So im stuck here.. being miserable.
I feel like i have no purpose in life.. Hopefully it gets better for both of us...

Post more nudes op

>asking for permission or getting op to agree first

sorry im 21 and not in school and my name is also not emily lol
but hey if it ruins her life go ahead

proof. and define "survived".

If he was smart he'd tell us more about her like her full name or social or what state she's in or something

Do it and we will hunt you down and destroy you. I'm sure Emily wouldn't mind giving us your details you fucking faggot!

nah its all good buddy. i wish you luck too

Femanon come back I love you I never felt this way my heart is beating so fast please talk to me come back

lies

haha i hope she sticks that knife right through your blouse and into your gut next haaaaaha

Here fine! He was allowed to leave hospital later that day. Just needed 3 stitches!

Thanks user

>Mfw.
>This whole thread.

No one has purpose my man. The Universe is too incredibly large for anything to truly have a purpose. Just find something you want to do and do it. Simple as that.

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so many white knights and thirsty bastards is this Cred Forums 2016?

No, If he was smart he would try to get on her good side and fuck her knowing she is vulnerable.

You're cute and pudgy. I dont know what it is, but something about seeing the fat in your arm makes you cuter. Really fucked up, but that's where my mind went

Well don't keep the man waiting op!!

It maybe cold where he is

Cred Forums has changed these past 7 years.

I'm legit scared of you

ran into everyone i hate from work and have to act nice to them

Deep

> You're cute and pudgy.
> something about seeing the fat in your arm makes you cuter.

degenerate much?

Where's the cunt who can dump ColdnessInHerHeart when you need em', aye.

Fucking weirdo!!!

You fit in well here

Cant even kill your self right huh?
You cant do anything right can you?

Be sure to film it all for us.

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stop being so fucking fat and that would have killed you

so you tried to kill self then had second thoughts?

yea ok fool. literally no fucking major vessels where you cut. who the hell cuts vertically? if you are gonna do it, do it right, horizontal on the wrist.
or if you weren't a dumbass, youd literally just shove a knife through your spine so that you lose feeling and you cut a major artery. sweet slow painless death. or if you fuck up and you live, you are paralyzed for life and live a long psycologically painful braindead death.
or just avoid both and NOT BE A PUSSY AND GO THROUGH LIFE LIKE A REAL MAN

bunch of slack jawed faggots around here

Dunno why, but thought I'd share. Had something kinda similar 11 years ago. 56 stitches. Overall I'm glad I was found, but would really like to get some tattoos to cover this shit up.

I KNOW. I never have thoughts like that, but something about seeing her insecurity about being fat, an then seeing the fat in her arm did it for me. If she was grossly obese it would be a whole different story. But she's just pudgy.

It probably has something to do with vulnerability and nakedness

Scars are badass. I wish someone would cut my face, maybe take out an eye

Join us.

>I will give you purpose.

*female

Committing suicide by cutting the wrists has a low success rate, which conveys how stupid you two are. Hell, as stupid as you are, you might as well retry and kill yourselves.

the responses to this comment summarize perfectly why Cred Forums is shit now

>Scars are badass

Not when it's self-inflected to get attention, like this faggot You're both cringe.

>falling for the obvious bait

>the only guy who gets it

Yep. Was over a decade ago. Was pretty lame. Not for attention tho, I intended to not be around for any kind of attention

You could always lie and say you were attacked by a mountain lion or something

this guy gets it too

this just proves women cant even kill them selves as effectively as men

AYYYYE

careful, youll trigger all the sensitive kiddos who seem to be in this thread

This thread is cancer. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A MONKEY NIGGER DICK SUCKER. (Except for me of course)
>reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Also your not a nigger dick sucker

You can buy a fake Rolex and tell everyone it's real or something, but inside you know you're a poor fag. See where I'm going?

Another white suburbanite thinking his life is difficult... God, you faggots are cringey.

Fair enough

>not knowing the circumstances
>calling it cringey
thats pretty cringey m8.

>me sticking up for a guy who probably doesnt have any problems and wanted to off himself anyway
thats pretty cringey too

kill yourself fatty

yeah im not a nigger dick sucker either. we're ubermenschen and we'll exterminater the ah nigger monkeys in this thread

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>This isn't a jack off thread. Jesus Cred Forums
Every thread is a jackoff thread

Seriously man. If you are gonna go through with it, do something that leaves little doubt of living.

>me sticking up for a guy who probably doesnt have any problems and wanted to off himself anyway
You mean samefagging? That is pretty cringey.

Hey op. Show us your butthole.

thats pretty cringey bro

lmfao

Why couldn't you succeed, you lying sack of shit?

That's what you think.

OP confirmed landwhale bitch

Got my posts mixed up, my bad.

And again, I'm too tired for this shit.

kekles.

Fat chick detected

I worked all day and now I'm taking a big shit while cruising Cred Forums.

couldn't you just get a syringe and cut it in half then insert in your vein so the blood just comes out until you die?

fucking savage

>Also

do it!

OP gone, abandon thread

How nice

No

gas is superior :^)

do it fagot
you cheese fucker.

Woke up hung over with some random chick. Kicked her out then started drinking and watching football. Its been an ok day

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you can give blood until a bad is full, if you keep doing it you'll run out of blood. why does there have to be something on the other end of the needle? just let it keep going.

*bag*

OP?

fuck off whiteknight

You sound like a faggot

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Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on Cred Forums. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.

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How did it feel when you tried to kill yourself. Were you scared or what?

could Emma be Emily?

I'm a sick fuck with a self-harm fetish so if you ever lower your standards call me

What up Molly

finish the job you fat fuck

terry small???

You ARE a faggot. Thank fuck I just sound like one.

Nice

Yes hold on to that last little bit of value you have you slut

Been with a girl for ten years that acts like a ten year old. When i try to to talk to her or talk at all she just calls me names and get mad when i say shes bein a bitch. been drinkin myself to death for 5 years now. fucked other girls but i always come back. the definition of insanity.

Because a syringe needs negative pressure (vacuum) to draw out the blood

Draw the line. Dump her

If you're still here, what makes you happy?

fake. do not text its just an user being gey

Text this faggot who can't accept text's from out of Canada.

i like this bread

id fuck the christ out of you

Why did you try to kill yourself? Just take some drugs. There's a pill for everything.

Show pussy, please? With better lighting, you r cutie.

good nipples :>

Of course being heavy is a disadvantage, but thankfully you have giant tits in addition to all the negatives. That's something to be grateful for. That's automatically a +2 on any 10 scale, and your face looked good unless your teeth are fucked up then you're really fucked. But don't kill yourself. I forgot that part.

yea dude theres other (more mature) pussy out there.
its not that hard if you actually try.
hang in there Cred Forums

what's your kik?

Except you couldn't get hard because your dick was made into a garden gnome's cap.

it's actually the ONLY real rule, dipshit.
As soon as she showed her hair and we knew she was a chick, it's tits or gtfo. Been here since 08, don't preach about rules.

If you failed suicide, you fail at life.

I would say kill yourself but that sure isn't going to happen lmao

that actually made me really sad

Can you tell me what you did to treat your scars? They are the same color as your skin and look a lot better than mine.

Terry Small more like Very Small amirite?

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how did you know it was me

what state do you live?

Kys

Trolling? Thing is tiny. If not link me please.

I really hope you are trolling

Tits or get the fuck out

Ashley?

Boosted af lmao

>attempts suicide
>still hasn't had enough attention
>comes onto Cred Forums to whore her face and body

This is some next level attention-whoring. Like I'm legitimately impressed

sincerly,
kill yourself.

you sound well adjusted

seriously where are you from?

That's an exit wound...

>thinks 08 is oldfag
>greentext

Seconded. Try again

fucking cancerous whiteknight

>> did you freak out like a pussy and go there, or did you get caught like an idiot?

Kekd & Checked

lostallhope.com

This site has objective information on suicide lethality and methods. It provides resources about not killing yourself and also avout killing yourself. It tells you to please reconsider killing yourself, but here are the methods amd consequences.

Please consider checking it out.

I dont know you, but i love you.

Lol just buy some weed and listen to RATATAT
youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuG

There's some foreign horror movie (eastern European I think) that's kind of a connected anthology that has one storyline that's a little bit like the fetish you described.

The only part I clearly remember was a scene in which a dude fucks a tub of rotting pig parts while fantasizing about some gross landwhale housekeeper. Hopefully that's enough for you to find it, you could probably bust a fat nut to the movie

Wrong link, here
youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI

Differentfag here. Been around since 04. Don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and haven't had a random boner since I was 24; 3 years ago.

Woke up at 2 pm with a seizure and gout pain after a night of failure. Spaced out on the drive home and came to probably 10 minutes later. Felt retarded the whole day. Couldn't think straight, tired, and had emotional outbursts the whole day. Tried to fap but couldn't because of random shit going through my head and it took all my concentration just to get a mediocre orgasm. Now my eyes hurt. I haven't really hit a point where I have to kill myself, but that is damn close

Op, they didn't believe it, they knew.

watched the magnificent 7 was a pretty good day

way to go nerd
you've got your second chance
take it and try again or try to improve your shitty ass life

Hospitals are legally required to put you in mandatory inpatient care if they suspect a suicide attempt

send more tit pics, those are fucking amazing

Man don't do it. Just keep living. After all once you hit rock bottom what do you have to lose? You got a place to live and food to eat. Don't let your life go to waste. I'm not trying to white knight or anything, because in all honesty I don't care. But you should live.

Why did you not slice your throat you fucking idiot, its much quicker.

… or its
your retard Ed

>people in Louisiana were like

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I'm late in this thread. GREAT TITS!

are you from Nebraska?

Would you take a shit on me?

Op I would suck your soul out through those nipples no joke

Because she didn't want to die, she wanted attention. Take this thread as further evidence

OP here, trying to upload a video of me fingering / spreading ass, any suggestions?

>weed
There's your problem. That shit will make you crazy.

Take a shit while doing it

Fucking attention whores... There are like two slicers in my class and i ask them:
"If you really want to die why not slice your throat or something other quick shit..."
AND THEY DONT ANSWER. Allahu akbar i'm full of this shit.

rolling for razors in vagina

This. I want to see your shit.

Tiffany??

your day must have been hard too

Good guess, but 60% of suicidal self-harmers are named Tiffany so it's not that impressive