ITT ask a chinesefag anything

ITT ask a chinesefag anything

quads

how u get past fire wall

VPN, it's really not hard.

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y u eat dis shat

because squid is fucking delicious

bad ass you could conquer the aol

how do you defeat isil?

stop funding them

Translate ww2 history books and documents into English pleae

What do dogs taste like? What do cats taste like? What does scorpion taste like?

Is Bruno mars gay?

do you think China has fully returned to Confucian values since the Cultural Revolution?

dog: like richly flavored fatty marbled beef, makes your body warm up afterwards. great meal for cold weather

cat: sour and stringy, not really worth eating IMO

never had scorpion.

no. if anything the cultural revolution steered china even farther away from traditional confucian values. however some aspects of confucianism (particularly the aspects concerning social organization) persists in the population

Are the chinese going to infiltrate everywhere

can you elaborate? How specifically is modern Chinese culture different than traditional Confucianism?

yeah the cat seems like it would be stringy.

no.

after the cultural revolution, after deng xiaoping came to power, china opened itself to western influence, so modern chinese culture is a mishmash of somewhat confucian values and western ideals.

modern chinese culture, like the west, takes emphasis on personal satisfaction and enjoyment, whereas traditional confucianism stressed social cohesion over individual satisfaction. to get more nitty gritty, confucianism traditionally prescribed a very rigid patriarchy, some vestiges of it remain in modern china, but that patriarchy is being dismantled bit by bit by events like womens liberation.

to add to my previous post - confucianism also taught that parents and elders are to be respected and obeyed without question, but modern technology and economy showed young people that our parents and grandparents are just as fucktarded as we are, so no one really takes that seriously anymore, but still elders within a family are typically venerated and cared for

hmmm very interesting. I've heard from some of my Chinese friends that there's a lot of sexism still in Chinese culture, but it's interesting to see that traditional gender + age roles are being eroded

is ur weenie small?? xD

the sexism in chinese is absolutely real and it's partially a result of confucianism. traditional gender roles have taken a hit but i think confucianism is too deeply rooted in the chinese psyche to go quietly. remember - confucianism was the controlling doctrine of china for about 2000 (maybe 3000?) years but modern china is less than 100 years old.

>interesting to see that traditional gender + age roles are being eroded

no.

are you from Cred Forums?

OP how do you feel about your government.

I purely mean within the context of Chinese Confucian tradition, not SJW bullshit

they've gone the same way as every government. founded on good intentions but now have become a bloated bastion of corruption.

when are you going to take over the world by military force? we all know you already have pretty much every western country in debt to you

Triggered you by simply quoting your own post. Thin skinned much?

china owes a lot of debt too. also it is highly unlikely that china will take over the world by military force. a lot of what the chinese military is doing is preening and flexing, but in reality an actual military event (like war) will be highly politically unpopular especially among the lower classes, even resulting in uprisings. remember - one child policy means that a lot of soldiers in the PLA are only children, and parents will not look fondly upon the government sending their only children to die away from home.

remember whem MH 370 disappeared? a lot of chinese families harassed the government to the point of extortion millions of yuan from them because their only children were lost on that flight.

TLDR military takeover of the world is not going to happen

Concuckianism morelike.

China was cucked by what, 4000 years of dynastic rule? All of society was organized under that rule. Fully and totally cucked for 4000 years.

They finally un-cuck themselves and something like 40 years later literally enslave themselves under Mao the Dong. Now they have adopted the worst elements of capitalism and the worst elements of communism into a clusterfuck.

OP, how does it feel to be a part of one of the worst societies humanity has ever known?

Why do some Chinese seem absolutely soulless. Tiger moms and shit. Whew lad.

you mean one of the only societies not controlled by jews?

OK so I read this great post ages ago on reddit (I know, I know, but hear me out).

It basically was a concise reference to the national Chinese mindset and what effected the national psyche. It referenced two or three books which it said were really important and gave the reader the most important insights to what is important to the average Chinese person, from family to business to general life goals.

I always told myself I would read at least one of those books, but sadly lost the reference.

Can you think of any books that would fulfil this role of understanding the national Chinese psyche?

OP, do you know about Tienanmen square protests and tankman?

art of war by sun tsu

tao te ching

>Le the jews run everything meme.

Nice dodge there, faggot. All the chinese do is copy, copy, copy, steal steal steal. Their entire culture has become sociopathic, which seems fucking ironic because they're supposed to be socialism until you realize that sociopathy was pretty much required to survive to live through Mao.

It will take a thousand years for China to catch up to where the West is now.

yes, tankman in china is kind of like the 9/11 conspiracies in the US, people know about it, but no one wants to acknowledge its veracity

What do you think of Mongolians and Mongolian society?

Also, have you been to Lanzhou, Chongqing, or Guangzhou?

>tao te ching
"The Tao Te Ching is written in Classical Chinese, which can be difficult to understand completely. Classical Chinese relies heavily on allusion to a corpus of standard literary works to convey semantic meaning, nuance, and subtext. This corpus was memorized by highly educated people in Laozi's time, and the allusions were reinforced through common use in writing, but few people today have this type of deep acquaintance with ancient Chinese literature. Thus, many levels of subtext are potentially lost on modern translators. Furthermore, many of the words that the Tao Te Ching uses are deliberately vague and ambiguous."

godfuckingdamnit that sounds especially not fun to read. But thanks for the ideas.

thank you for talking to me about this.
How do you speak english this well?
Am I speaking to Mr. Yu?

Have you ever been to Dandong? For that matter, have you ever been to North Korea?

that wasnt me but to respond to your original question, every race of people goes through its ups and downs, nothing you said is untrue but i don't believe we are one of the worst societies humanity has ever known.

its true that modern chinese culture has devolved due to mao but most chinese people are aware that our people is capable of innovation and that our time will come once again in the distant future

What do you know about the Chinese immigrants that swam to Hong Kong in order to escape the cultural revolution?

that look fucking delicious

yes and yes, north korea is fucking amazing. the claims about weed being legal is 100 percent true. nobody there knows that it's illegal outside of DPRK

if youre feeling up to it you should also read 红楼梦

mongolians are okay, i don't know much about them except that they live in tents

i have not been to lanzhou chongqing or guangzhou

i was educated extensively in the west.

What are the average Chinese person's thoughts on North Korea, OP?

that they existed, i don't know much else about them

older chinese people regard them as our friends, younger chinese people think of them as a scourge that we need to remove.

Wishful thinking there.

The best thing China could do is to submit to Western rule. Collectively say "We're fucking terrible at ruling ourselves, but all we know is how to be ruled, please help us." I dunno, maybe a consortium of governments from Europe along with the U.S. would work together to manage Chinese society. Or even just America would be fine.

>Mongolians
I ask because I *had* a Mongolian friend who HATES China. Like seriously, when she wasn't bitching about blacks, Jews, and Muslims, it was the Chinese. I personally like China and its culture, but she wasn't having any of it.

Damned vindictive cunt.

You been to Hong Kong, Macau, Shenzhen, or Shanghai? I love the high-rise apartment buildings.

western rule is allowing your national debt to exceed GDP and allowing niggers to breed with your women, no thanks.

Should China abandon its single party system and allow real free speech and information?
What do you think of Taiwan? Is it its own country?
What's the difference between Hong Kong and any other city in China?

i lived in shanghai for a number of years, it gives you the same claustrophobicky feeling as NYC. mongolian people still live in tents so i really dont know what her problem is hah

Why do Mongolians live in tents? Didn't they rule you once?

I wanna go....

Is it true that you have like amusement parks where you are required to go to for school to learn to hate the Japanese?

taiwan is too dependent on mainland to be its own country in any significant way, but we like them to think they're independent so they continue to trade profitably with us.

ive never been to hong kong but its supposedly a lot more westernized than any other city.

eventually china's single party system will end, a lot of young people are receiving education abroad and many see the current system as untenable.

my wife used to live in China. She said Chinese people would come up to her and stroke her hair in marvel (Westerner with long hair) on the subway. She was not mad- strange cultural differences made it less in appropriate- but it was sure odd for her.

I have made 2 business trips to Beijing. There were attractive women just sort of hanging out around the hotels, hoping to meet Westerners. One girl insisted on talking to me a few times. She said she wanted to come visit. I'm like, yeah no thanks. Still, sad that many young attractive people want to leave. I'm sure they have a good future in China but it's probably less assured than in the West.

it's because their land isn't arable enough, they are historically nomadic.

the mongols are a different people from modern day mongolians, many of whom are ethnically chinese

a lot of those women are actually prostitutes, they know that western money is easier to earn than domestic money.

not that i'm aware of but we were fed plenty of anti japanese propaganda in elementary school, however none of that stuck with the young generation due to nintendo, sony, and animu,

>taiwan is too dependent on mainland to be its own country in any significant way, but we like them to think they're independent so they continue to trade profitably with us
nice. I like Taiwan, but they need to westernize big time. Their corruption is hurting them even more than China's.
>ive never been to hong kong but its supposedly a lot more westernized than any other city.
You should visit! And I hear that's true as well.
>eventually china's single party system will end, a lot of young people are receiving education abroad and many see the current system as untenable.
Nice! I'm happy for you, dude. I hope you have a good night.

haha figures, well I don't mess with prostitutes even if they are reasonably attractive.

hong kong is definitely on the list, cheers m8!

was beijings air quality absolute shit when you visited?

OP here going to go to my car to smoke a joint, will be back to answer more questions and respond to more insults if any.

not that I noticed. A little muggy perhaps but nothing that affected me, I assumed it was weather related.

hello fellow chinafag. i'm from dalian. what about you?

Taiwan is also almost exclusively dependent on the US for defense. They fly F-16s and carry M-16s. I've lived there for a while. Another thing I found was that they really seemed to look up to Japan in some ways.

BTW, not buying that you're Chinese. Probably a westerner who lived there for a while.

I live in america myself. Thank you!
I also knew they had US stuff.

>was beijings air quality absolute shit when you visited?

That meme is anti-Chinese propaganda. China has the cleanest air, water, and land in the entire world. The Western governments hate this, so they give propaganda.

nanjing

you are so full of shit. just take a pic with a red book from grandma and get the fakeness over with.

taiwan used to be a japanese vassal state and many still retain their way of life. the taiwanese pinyin system uses japanese characters

is there anyway i can prove it to you that i'm chinese?

really...i find it very coincidental, history and all. w/e. continuing to lurk to see if real. i sure have shit been able to get out on to Cred Forums there, much less other sites thru vpn even.

你现在人在大连吗?

Is the small penis stereotype true? If its not how big are you

5.5 length and circ, small penis stereotype unfortunately is true but i think it has a lot to do with nutrition in addition to genetics.

Yes, western propa is definitely heavy handed, but you have to admit, coal power industry does not a clean city make.

how are you able to speak and type english so well OP? i really don't believe you're chinese.

Foreigners speak English better than native-English speakers...especially Americans.

Chinese coal burns with the cleanliness of the purpose of its people and with the fire of its resolve.

like i said i was educated extensively in the west, but i always lived in places without any other chinese people so i was somewhat forced by circumstance to get good at english and fast.

My cynicism is pretty entrenched. Odds are on Cred Forums:
1- you are westerner who lived in China for while, and is now starting a thread on /b for kicks.
2- you are a US Gov linked troll/shill to come and stir the pot, and get some IP addresses of peeps who are Chinese, or sympathetic to such.

Too much anti Asian bias on these boards to believe otherwise.

i hope that cynicism doesn't carry over to your real life affairs, user.

The only advice I can render (if indeed are Chin, or Asian for that matter) is to be extremely wary.

So yes, my cynicism has carried to levels which I shall not disclose.

be wary of what?

What do u think of india? A Full democracy.

I have come to conclude that the patriarchal aspect of Western society, which is still dominant (Trump's popularity?) views Asia and Asians through the lense of 'take the women, kill/nullify the men.'

This mindset resides in the subconscious of every Caucasian man Ive ever met. So Asian men - Japanese/Thai/Chinese - whatever - you can't trust them, And Cred Forums is a platform for the white male dominated Alt-Right

china and india's tension go back for thousands of years, most people have either a neutral impression of india or a negative one. i like the indian people i've met, but they're usually around my age, the older generation of indians are the cheapest people i have ever dealt with in my retail job.

Correction - Asian men can't trust Caucasian men.

and shouldn't.

i can see the merit of the tribal mentality in protecting your women but having lived in america and england, a lot of white women are just fucking awful, to look at, to be around, to interact with, i have nothing against white people flocking to asian women because i am aware of how fucking awful their women are.

Then you do not fully comprehend the full nature of the culture/race war, and, like many Asians (if indeed u are) you are somewhat blind to it.

In the west - the gold fever phenomenon has picked up considerably, and has gained a sinister aspect.

nice trips, chekt

i am fully aware of the culture and race war, and i know that american white people are going to lose the culture war if they don't start outbreeding the wetbacks and niggers.

I can only disclose that I have /broken away/ from the u$, and that outcome does not concern me.

Trump stoking a war between Japan and China (via a false flag - well proven american practice) and then walking away from the fire is something that does.

>false flag

fun fact - most people in china think that the US government did 9/11

Nice doubs

Cred Forums isn't blocked in chinar

vpns are banned on every board except /trv/

faggots.

yes it is

no they're not

>Guangzhou?
I'm in gz, ama

9-11
But so many yanks still believe the official story. Sad but also true.

But historically:
Gulf of Tonkin = Vietnam War
Pearl Harbor = WW2
*not a false flag, but was essentially allowed to happen
Lusitania = WW1

USS Maine = Spanish American War

it goes on and on

I'm living in china, browsing without a vpn. go fuck yourself

Truth or myth?
1 Chinese schools have military classes.
2 Chineses hate Japaneses until today.
3 Chinese companies manufacture artificial toxic eggs.
4 Chinese parents choose the marriages of their sons.
5 China has the death penalty, and the criminal's relatives pay for the bullet that killed him.
6 Divorce, obesity, depression and suicide are growing because of the Westernization.
7 China will become the first world economy in 2030.
8 Chinese government persecutes Falun Gong.
9 China would be better if Chiang Kai Shek had not lost the goverment.

Do you see an end to Communist China anytime in the next 25 years?

replying since op is a faggot liar
>2 Chineses hate Japaneses until today.
some. others love weeb shit or feminine pop stars.
>3 Chinese companies manufacture artificial toxic eggs.
probably. the eggs here taste like chemicals. I stopped eating them after arriving
>4 Chinese parents choose the marriages of their sons.
in backwater countryside yes. sometimes in cities. I fucked several girls in "mutually benifical relationships". girls who matched with guys who has similar career and economical status, but no love in their relationship.
>6 Divorce, obesity, depression and suicide are growing because of the Westernization.
westernization is not the same as raising the living standards. problems like obesity and divorce might as well be a problem due to over consumption in general and having a choice to raise your kids alone.
>7 China will become the first world economy in 2030.
doubt.

shut the fuck up ching chong rice man

Truth or myth?
Some do1 Chinese schools have military classes.
Unknown2 Chineses hate Japaneses until today.
possibly3 Chinese companies manufacture artificial toxic eggs.
arranged marriages happen, but not endemic4 Chinese parents choose the marriages of their sons.
Yes5 China has the death penalty, and the criminal's relatives pay for the bullet that killed him.
TRUE6 Divorce, obesity, depression and suicide are growing because of the Westernization.
Possibly7 China will become the first world economy in 2030.
Yes8 Chinese government persecutes Falun Gong.
CKS was a christian convert/ pawn of the jews. Not really sure if China would have been better, but the cultural revolution was pretty vicious9 China would be better if Chiang Kai Shek had not lost the goverment.

Why do you guys insist on seeing shitty movies and fucking it up in Hollywood for the rest of us
Why do you hate other Asians
How are you on the internet

no.

>Do you see an end to Communist China anytime in the next 25 years?
as a westerner from a socialistic country I'd say this is extreme capitalism.

Would they kill you if they found out you were browsing this site?

Jewlywood fucks it up on their own:

endless sequels, remakes and reboots.
Caving to CCP to censor and alter films (World War Z)

what's your perception on western media?

do you think your government censors your information, and do you think the us government is any better about it?

what are your opinions on putin and russian foreign policy in general?

how do you feel about communism?

what are your stances on japan and north korea, respectively?

how do you feel about americans in general?

Nice trips, but the answer of the chinese is more coherent with my studies

>How are you on the internet
gz fag here. have a 100mbit line that works about 90% of the time. don't need vpn to access Cred Forums but need a pass to post. (captcha is over google and banned here)

DONG? WHERE IS MY AUTO MOBILE?"

What breed of cat and dog taste best?

You got a hot sister? No you don't.

Do you think China has an good government? Do you like it, or do you think it needs democracy? Also, is it true the workforce is crumbling?

Presently, us/western NGOs and other agencies are actively trying to create fifth columns in Hong Kong, Shanghai, and other areas. This was seen in play during the abortive protests by student groups in Hong Kong no so long ago. The failed 'China Spring.'

OP, what do you think about western infiltration and subversion of China?

How old are you?

how does chinese people feel about russians and russia in general, chinese Cred Forumsros?