Newfag thread. Post here only if you're new to Cred Forums

Newfag thread. Post here only if you're new to Cred Forums.

Oldfags STAY THE FUCK OUT!

Pippa Middleton anyone?

Lol nice gift xD how do I up vote this?

What amount of time makes newfag oldfag?

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You gotta buy the Cred Forums Gold Pass.

Usually about 2-3 weeks.

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Hi, Ima newfag is this site worth spending time on?

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like this op?
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Yes! Here on Cred Forums, you'll find a very welcoming community just itching to help you get acclimated.

Been here since July. Am I still at newfag status?

GTFO OF MY THREAD YOU OLDFAG PIeCE OF SHIT

Oldfag checking in all you candyass roodypoos.

Be sure to noko and put sage in all fields

Good luck summoning Moot.

Say hi to snacks if they show up.

....God i miss old Cred Forums.

RUN.

this isn't your little club where you can be a special little snowflake away from the rest of the world. Cred Forums is mainstream as fuck

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What does the gold account do?

NO OLDFAGS ALLOWED! LEAVE BEFORE I CALL ANONYMOUS ON YOU!

LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN FUCKER THERE'S NO GOING BACK ONCE YOU ARE ABSORBED INTO THIS HELLHOLE

I bet you've never even unironically bought a v for vendetta mask, have you?

it lets you in on the joke.

Grants access to free porn on the internet

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Does being here for 1 year count
>fuck what is this cancer

I've been here since 2010. I want the fun mods back. You've never even seen an example of the mods on this site being cool probably.

Just to clarify, anyone who has been here for under one week is a new fag.

Everyone else, GTFO OUT OF MY THREAD BEFORE I HACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOU OLDFAG FAG FAGS.

Never encounter mods, just our Cred Forums artiest

I consider my self a newfag, I know so little about 4chans past and threads

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I is oldfag nao?

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>Newfaggin

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Holy shit you suck OP isnt it past you're bedtime you better listen to me im you're moms new boyfriend and if you don't behave and stop pissing in your sleep I'm not going to take you out for ice-cream

>They can't even triforce.
>All the newfags trying hard
>Faking being oldfags

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Mom always told me I was smart. Now I know I am.

Ur not my real dad!

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Psh, I am old fag

Don't talk back to me young man and next time I see your faggot friend Jeremy in my house in going to take away your Legos

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You fucking retard

What? I got my Gold Pass it really works!

>new fag?
what are you doing