A man is pointing a gun in your face, you are about to die

Pellets or BBs?

fuck niggers

Ooga Booga indeed

I lost the game.

At least take me out to dinner first

Did your parents have any children that lived?

"OP is a faggot"

>What are your final words?
check em'.

"Your safety is on bitch"

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams !!!!

> put my mouth on the gun and suck it like a dick

at least you're not a nigger

What are you gonna do shoot me?

I did it for the memes

Shoot us both, it's the only way to be sure

Thank you.

Google search nimble America, free your mind

OJ didnt do it

I've had bigger loads then this.

goddamned googles ruining the neighborhood

If you shoot me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacy's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

"You got about 5 seconds to pull that trigger or I'm going to make you eat that fucking glock."

Figure I got nothing to lose at that point. Might as well make the shooter shit his pants a little.

do it you wont

You will Still be a Faggot when I'm Dead, OP

happened to me about a month ago.
the first thing that went through my head was "seriously? i dont give a fuck man"

not about my life though, about all the money i was about to have stolen from me. i was thinking i dont give a fuck about the company im working for and that i couldnt care less how much they took. i wasnt about to lose my life over a couple hundred dollars.

after he left though is when i started getting real shaky and thought holy shit i could have just died.

it was a strange feeling. i wasnt scared until after it was over. during the whole thing i was just really annoyed.

>A glock, really? A GLOCK?! Oh man, you really are a faggot.

then have a hearty kek all the way home after he turns the gun on himself, if it goes off.

Thank you.

Only looting stores will avenge my death

Mua'dib

I win

Do it faggot

I'd pull out my daily carry knife stab myself in the chest.

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Dad?

-teleports behind mugger-

Mashed potatoes? Where's the gravy baby?

uhh uhhh uhhhhhh

i wish i was at home doing big cums

What does that bullet taste like nigger?

Fuck you, I wanted to say that.
This fucker can kill me without a word now.

I ain't got all day, nigger

Heh... Nothing personnel kid

Pull out my dick and say "Lets not turn this murder into a rape."

everyone gon respect the shooter.

but the one in front of the gun lives forever

You may end my cycle, but the everlong cycle of stories will forever feed crab.

Real niggers hold it sideways faggot.

don't google blue waffles

>This is the best!

respawn in 5...

Shark brains look like a uterus and ovaries

Allah Akbar

Jokes on you, I wanted to die.

Citate /b: "A 9mm is not gonna kill me"

Sieg Zeon!

You idiot, you are going to for what is assisted suicide

you have it pointed the wrong way

Just like harambe...

I am going to ghost rape all of your dead loved ones.

All of them.

"Joke's on you."

While you were out womanizing, I was at home training the Katana

Well ya see if the good die young, then i must be immortal. Do your worst...queer you wont, your scared

>>What are your final words?

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

"Wait! If I have to die, can I make a final request? Ironic I'll die this way when the one thing I've always wanted to do is fire a gun... can you show me how it works? Where's the safety?"

It's never too late to create an opportunity.

Also this might seem unlikely to work but odds are shooter is black and dumb as bricks.

You got 10 seconds before I unsheathe my laser and gut you like a carp.

You shoot me and the sniper behind you on that building over there will shoot you.

>he looks at building

Then you run away really fast with the force and magnitude of sonic on speed

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Delete system 32

aye u got a kik tho?

Wait, you can't kill me! I still don't know...who was phone?

Please, you go first...

but if he was gun, who was phone?

what are you gunna do, shoot me?

i knew you would be a nigger

Save Martha

I you shoot me your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

No please, I,m a virgin!

Blood for the blood God

Applesauce and cottage cheese makes great lube

Stacy was 10x cuter.

Skulls for the skull throne

I've been dead for a long time pal

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

I pull my dick out and say "just let me nut bro"

Make America great again!

i may die but check out these
dubsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What took you so long...

What are you gonna do, stab me?

>Lift left leg
>Kick balls

check em
dubs tells truth

DINDU NUFFINS

It's me tony bamanaboni!
Would you like some life insurance?

Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man.

Communism will win.

kek

Fucking do it you pussy!

You've never shot a gun before have you, you have it pointed backwards

You don't have enough bullets, bitch.

Thank you.

GET

If you're gonna kill me, fuck me in the ass first

If I was pretty sure he intended to kill me I'd try to grab the gun. Not really anything to lose at this point.

I might try something crafty to momentarily distract him, like focusing my eyes on something behind him.

...

Checked

Self check

Clear my browser history!!

I came to kick ass to and chew bubblegum and im all outta gum
>balls of steel

Oh shit, that's Candleja-

I did it all for the nookie

Oh shit, you're right

Rosebud

Check em

You can't win, Bitchcunt. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Can i atleast restore my computer?

"Woah there, Buckaroo!"

Singles

Front me more dope bitch

"Bang."

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.

Git Dubs

Mucha Lucha is proof of Half-Life 3

Checked

sorry mom

Hustler for life....no heaven for a gangsta

Whatever were all going to die anyways

Finally

Pussy farts.

Self Check

Just do it already, you pussy.

Holy shit checked

check em

Oe pero pa que po oeee...

What.. What just happened?

Safety's on.

noice

...

I tried

Self Check

Pic related

shaaaaaaa hermano que vola

...

Build the wall

...

>tfw casi me cogotean el domingo pasado cerrando caja, taban dateaos
>tfw i have to work there tomorrow at night

Self Check

buena suerte compañero

I have information that may lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest

military.com/video/specialties-and-personnel/martial-arts/delta-force-lt-fast-pistol-disarm/1592992337001/

This is probably what I'd do except I'd shoot him in the dick just out of sheer spite.

Life is the biggest meme of them all

KEK

Damn doggie

is this ylyl

chucked
and checked

>Last words
"Sad u need that gun to compensate about your penis, bro"

Just fucking do it already, I'm late as it is

If I managed something like that, it would be by pure accident...

youtube.com/watch?v=SXSSrBBZV_8

>still thinking this is funny

ECKS DEE

You're dumb.

Hey shooter, dubs decides if I live

Carlos!

I fucked your mom

I have information that will lead to hillary clintons arrest

Give it here I'll do it myself

You think you're the first guy to blow his wad in my face?

All these squares make a circle

Say nothing, and use my years of training in CQB to disarm the sap.

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

fuck niggers!

Is it weird I have massive wood right now?

Praise Kanyas.

I hate to break your ego, but this isn't the first time I've had a loaded gun pointed at my face.

Just do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Alex is a intelligent african american person

Black Lives Matter

Do it faggot!

"Ich komme mein Führer!"

Would you like a jelly baby?

>i dare you to shoot

I'm SOOO fuckin horny.

SHOOT ME AGAIN I AIN'T DEAD YET

Shoot me if you're a stupid faggot.

Finally, someone is doing something I couldn't.

Your bullets won't work on me. I've been shooting myself with small caliber bullets to build up a resistance!

Beat me to it.

It's cause you didn't care about your life at the moment. You realized how shitty our existence on this planet is. Afterwards it hit you, that little gleam of hope. That little thing that encourages you to live on.

AND ITS ME FOR CALLING YOU A FAGGOT

fuck you like I fucked your bitch

Girugamesh

pull it go to jail fuck my life shoot me. No balls.

I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL INDITE HILLARY CLIN...

Fucking finally

HOW DOES 19 SOUND TO YOU??

See You Space Cowboy.

you owe me tree fiddy m8

TOUCH MY NIPPLES

"Please wipe my hard drive and dont let my mom look at my browser history"

The entire library of the gutenburg archives.

He's free to follow me while I read them all. As my final words.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

C h e k k B r e k k i

hitler did nothing wrong!

I forgive you.

Hey can you put it in my mouth and aim it on the roof? Man it'd really fucking suck if you left me to bleed death

Shoot your load on my face

I'd love to say something cool, calm and graceful, something about life's hardships and the brilliance of friendships. Some philosophical observation, that sums up my entire life, with enough clarity and verbal accumen to impart this nugget of wisdom on my assailant.

I'd like that.
But really I'd probably just go "oh shit!"

Fucks Googles

Gf

I have student loans, do it.

Thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=xbUXTJ6SqlE

the vaselines are dope af. hey where'd you get that gu-

where do you come from cotton eye joe?

This is how you mom said it would end.

Also, check em

Attempt to disarm him.

>tfw no gf

If you shoot me your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Ok. Very soon you will get extremely depressed and take your own life. I don't care if you don't believe me or not. I can make stuff happen. You will quickly forget my comment. That's okay, your depression will come very slowly crawling into your very being. You will realize the futility of everything. You will realize that love doesn't really exist, that it's all about possession and power. You will realize that nobody really knows you and can't know you. And when your eyes are wide-open to the hell around you and inside yourself you will do it. And just 1 millisecond before you hit the ground (or another way, I don't know how you will do it) this very post will flash before your eyes and you will feel the most dreadful regret you can imagine.

You shouldn't have toyed with powers you can't even fathom, fucker. You are fucking dead. There is no future for you, kid.

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Nice

Kim Jong Un will take revenge for my tortured soul!

If you dont reply to this post ypur motherboard will die in its sleep tonight"

While hes trying to put sage in all fields i do a 360 and walk

Suck my ding-a-ling

"Is your dick as hard as mine right now"

it's about fucking time

Sieg heil mother fucker.

Goddamit

there are only 2 genders

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Do it.

Maybe on earth

Glocks are gay also heil hitler

Why dont you kiss my fucking asshole? Stick your tounge up there you piece of shit.

Aim Higher

Bang
"Doesn't seem like it is to me."

I'm bi, let me suck you off!

>your
shot

I would fuck the bunny

is it cuz im black?

I never beat Spokey Dokey...

KFC and watermelon

tf

fuck you

"Finally...."

Finally Peace.

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