Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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still here

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hello there, "perfect is me" waifu. how are you tonight? and how are your dogs?

ok besides the obvious fact that Mavis is not anime, what do you faggors and faggorettes think of vampire waifus? can we get a ruling here??

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Amatsu did.
I like them, no-one know what it means but they are provocative.
It gets the people GOING.

>triggered.gif

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I don't have any, just found this one randomly.
Your flash reminds me of the painting calling Nighthawks, I guess you've seen it before.

Or, this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA

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Best Type Moon (and trap) claimed

Could be those too, Nep's quite liked.

Flandre and Remilia count, right?

I always join these threads just as they're dying.

>best fox claimu

I'm too slow to keep up with all of this

I don't usually post much of anywhere really. just lurk. I post on Cred Forums sometimes but never with a name.

a decent point. and wow, good job on her then.

see top reply.

Claiming best neko and best trap

see

Esdeath in this bitch

yeah i would like to think they do.

I known her since highschool and defended her ass from fat tumblr cunt bullies that wanted to punch her teeth in and threaten the ex bf/ ex best friend that had the cunt try to fuck with her and basically be her only friend. I find it very disrespecting to do something like that behind my back when I decide to open up once again rather than just being a friend.
That's alright, she won't hear from me again, i'll move on cause I have interest in someone else already

Grinding on heroic strikes to be raid ready as we speak

It seems to be a raid exclusive perk to its a maybe
>thats just being a sadist
Says the snek in burst

Good cause I'll hog the fun

aren't you a dancer

Hanako is not Fillipino he's australian. Lives in Victoria

I used to own a 360

I know i know. Good to meet a southern vietnamese too. Parents told me that uo there, they say Ma but the south is Me. Were you born in nam or its just your ethnicity?

Mail it :^)

I did it for halo and friends who mostly have xbone

Yes

Well I know you go into catboy threads.

You're not going to just play through it? Do you play Borderlands The Presequel?
But user, Rider of Black is best trap. He actually looks like a girl

They're cool, they don't go out on the sun, neither do I, so, we cool.
Yeah but I never see her posted here on Cred Forums the only time I saw her on Cred Forums was in a R34 thread.
I'm the same that's always on Reimu's, Come say hi if you ever see one, ok?
Hey.

Cool.

I remember talking to you once a REALLY long time ago.

That's quite some good news

And to think that was my first contact with the act.. I started in a rough spot
>good job on her then
It was all skill :^)

Doing great. I'm still kind of dazed from yesterday and the day before. Man it was fun.

I just finished cooking so we're all in bed just chilling right now.

I moved to Australia -_-

if im a newfag then that b8 is even more generic than i first thought which was generic enough that normies use

please this is my battle

lol,im like 5'6-5'8 need to check my height

hay

are those frequent? if I see such a thread, of course I do, but what makes you say that? I never post in threads like that, I'm far too...busy.

you seem to be quite "skilled" yes yes~

oh I'm sure. nothing quite like a big "dog pile" eh? (I assume)

that sounds really relaxing. what was for dinner?

At first I was confused what you were asking, but yes, I am one of the several dancers. and martial arts student for my group.

Flandre best loli

Ethnicity only. I heard it's pretty terrible in South Vietnam

Wonder where he got that from.
>headpat

youtube.com/watch?v=-RO42YgcOj8

True, got to hangout with friends to keep them as friends.

Seen her threads multiple times, I will do then.

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hello how are you

wait are you claiming a dog?

hey whats up

General tip: do NOT buy BBQ popcorn, it is horrid. But at least it came up with a good question.
QOTT: what is the nastiest food you've ever eaten?

hey eyepatches.
how's it going?

It's probably one of my Telegram friends.

>btw, do you have Telegram?

Here

I'm now imagining you as Kirito in sao abridged 10 fighting the frogs and me watching from afar

He uses it as a DVD player
>mfw he took the 360 without asking if I wanted it
>mfw he sold rockband and all of the instruments

I believe I asked you already how are you?

Wait. You asked if I was the shinoa from the hunger games thread right? Do you remember 2 shinoas back then?

Rip us. I wanna be 5'10

Same here! Texan over here dude! I heard that too. You have the northerners to thank for

Sounds like a great time, dude

He told me and I know his number

Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>late night lewd edition?

School lunch

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude I was 5'10 in the 7th grade.
#lankylife

True, true.
Although it can get a bit tiring sometimes.

The only thing you're busy doing is touching yourself.
No I only remember talking to one.

youtube.com/watch?v=TzviuBoD0jo

How are you doing? Are you enjoying the thread?

Your moms pussy
Best?
Gardevoir pussy

Oh well, atleast you can let it go, that's good, but make sure you do indeed let it go or you'll just keep hurting yourself.
I'll be specting you!
Gud I guess.

I try my best Boss :^)

Gotcha.

Thanks mang. Been absent for awhile, haven't been motivated to pick anything up. Sweet, heard both were pretty based. Hope you're liking them. Didn't even get to play the beta, but a lot of my friends are getting it so probably will as well.

Yeah, it was nice. You have to try sex while high/drunk. I want to get ahold of some acid and do it then. Wouldn't mind a DMT or shroom session with my honeys either.

Steak with forbidden rice. Peas, carrots, and potato on the side. Not the most matching dish but it turned out ok with the spices. Some blueberries and greek yogurt for the ladies.

I hope you've been doing good man. How's your business idea going? That same dude keeping you back?

I'm back.

>implying you have sex

I'd love to reside in a single apartment, in a big city.
I can't really imagine a comfier way to live.

thanks, you made me spit lemonade out my nose

I ate a pizza when I went to Austria, like, 7 years ago.

It was like eating glue.

Moon cake. It's all show no eat.

What's a Telegram?
>nibble

...Coincidentally I am too. Are you me in the future?

Right? I purchased a couple of songs like 2 weeks prior to that too

thats good what are you doing today?

oh its you

that was the implication, yes. well done, ban.

I am doing pretty well, thank you. drunk as hell and I am having a pleasant time here. how about yourself?

oh, believe me, I've had sex while under the influence before and it's quite nice. I like sex in general though, no substance is needed to get me to spread the legs. hue.

well that sounds delicious. my brother cooked some chicken for him and his lady friend...err, non binary friend who sure looks like a lady, and it was pretty damn good. he let me have a piece that was left over. also I think they are having sex right now. good for him.

sorry, what business idea was this? you might have me confused with someone else, I think.

If only I could match you~

I should make you second in command :^)
>first time seeing this pic, very nice!

Already beat the story and side quest, its raid time

I miss it when she goes psycho at low health

So you learn martial arts just to dance

That's basically me without the unique voice

Wew lad

I'm already numb from my relationship of 7 years thrown away so easily

Yup, also claimed.

Lol what?

No waifu is hotter than Georgette. Georgette is hottest waifu. But nothing beats the real thing.

Haven't taken a shower on 4 days and wondering why am I even alive and if I want to keep staying alive.
Yo.

I was only pretending I didn't know.

Japanesw guy reporting in

not much, whats up with you, anything interesting or not interesting happen

rip is true, curse those tall people, but at least we can find women taller than us every once in a while

unless others wanna lewd then i might

i miss when i had a handheld, i never finished the game which sucks

great grill

>hikage

It's basically a messaging service, like Skype.

>wew

youtube.com/watch?v=_OGw6SwDveQ

That's a bit spooky, no?

Oh, I thought you were a guy? Or are you gay?

Yeah, now that you mention it I think I confused that part with someone else. I gotta get used to the different characters in these threads.

Except you need a cell phone to do it. Discord > Telegram

I've got Telegram installed on my computer. It's not that hard. There's also a web version if you don't have it installed.

It's only spoop if you want it to be spoopy honestly.

ok sure

4 days Jesus man, why are you do sad?

im just lieieng down being lazy before bed

I'm sure when you're not intoxicated you'll be far better.

of course you didn't "know" but the guess was educated enough.

don't read my private posts I make on a public image board!

I am a guy, and I am gay, yes. girls are attractive enough though. wouldn't date one.

no worries, it's understandable to make a simple mistake like that.

Oh wait, I just realised what you meant.

>Man I'm stupid

You sign up with a cell phone you tard

What happen to it?

>Do anime vampire waifus count?
Yes. Seras counts, too.

I think it's a question of will. Or maybe you're getting old. What are you doing right now?

Hi Shizuru

J-just don't.

Natto is pretty awful.

Ohsht, they're all here ...

>Suika

So more lewds?
I mean might be too late for this thread but next thread if we're early enough

You must be tall, cheshy. Is my kitten all grown up now?

How? Do you guys do the same thing every hang out?

You sure? Cause I was one and there was a other who only uses art. Either way: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOW ARE YOU DOING?!

DUDE WHAT CITY

Tell him to give the 360 to you and no one gets hurt

You're into tall women? Nothing against that

I figured as much. His voice when he's yelling is awesome lol

He could beat me up easily..

I know more than you could possibly imagine.

>extra wew

I agree wholeheartedly

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I feel like you know even less than I think you do, which is already an astonishingly small amount.

s-stop it!

Me neither, I mean I would enjoy my time alone or with friends in such a nice apartment.
The mornings would give you a fresh feeling, the nights will get you a nostalgic one, or I don't know. Living in a area where the city is always alive.

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I just wake up.
Oh, I'm happy everything is going on your favour.

Nice song.

youtube.com/watch?v=0-CEfY9CDLw

Oh yes~
That'll make my day

That's his actual voice too lol

I'm always sad, I just don't show it for the sake of my audience!

The default Mii Gunner from Smash Bros.
Fuck you.

Aaaand at work.
>Mfw I beat a Charger in a street race
>Mfw I also blew past a couple of wannabe street racers that were holding up traffic
To be fair, I think those wannabes had their cars stanced. Were probably scared the bumps in the road were gunna destroy their oil pans.

So yes?

well good morning then, or whatever is appropriate for the time zone you are in.

thank you.

No no, I learn martial arts to do the martial arts. Lion and Dragon is a thing on it's own.

Might consider getting it.

Fort Worth. I'm concerned.

>"no substance is needed to get me to spread the legs"
>super wew

Did you tell gramps to "get rekt scrublord"?

Wait what? How does that work? Why not just e-mail?

As long as you acknowledge it.

Ah I see. Were you always gay or is it more recent?

Man my golden keeps laying on top of my hands and laptop as I try to type. She just wants me to turn it off lol. But I just woke up.

Oh...I feel so sorry for him

Whatever you see fit Boss. You're the legend here :^)
>Thank you, just found it today.

Just sitting here, waiting for (You)'s

then reading them

Wait, do you actually remember me?
For some reason I actually get told a lot of the inside dirt.

Oh you, plushie

Houston. But I do have relatives in Fort Worth..


I remember you posting a pic with a deer with yuu and mika but mika was locking yuu

oh best way to fix sadness like that is ruin someones day

>not me

don't read those lewd things not posted towards you! it's indecent!

I have been gay for as long as I can remember, but it wasn't until about 6-7 years ago that I stopped lying to myself about it.

sounds like she is a needy little thing. how adorable. my cat always tries to hop on my shoulder and nuzzle me for attention if I let her in my room while I'm on the computer. animals are great.

that makes zero sense to me because you instantly share everything you are told.

I'm pretty good. How are you two?
Hello Suika.
Go sleep.

Thanks, I'll be sure to have a good one for you.

This needs to be a lewd edition but it seems like nobody else wants it. Might wait till next thread to go full lewd

same here

the hinge shitted and broke

alright

not really, just saying

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

pretty decent, thank you.

What kind of psycho do you take me for? Geez.

Seriously what the fuck. I have relatives in Houston. I have a feeling your name starts with an S

You log in with your phone number.

But it's fun to read.

>it's also very interesting information
>curious wews

curiosity killed the cat you know.

its the only way to live

ruining someones day doesnt make a psycho also thought you had aspd?

I have no idea what that is.

do you think you could explain it a little better?

I don't do that.

And without any distractions too
Who's the better one between me and her? :^)


When did you learn to flatter? :^)

No the best way to brighten someone's day as long as you love them.

Yeah, they're all needy. My poodle is the most demanding though. What a diva.

I hope you didn't have it hard growing up because of that. You seem to have a somewhat more progressive family than normal.

That's exactly what I'm doing! We have a lot in common.

Lewd information is worth dying for

>tell me more

Is that Freddy Kruegers daughter?

you shared the picture of my hair with people.

you, definitely. though both are fun~

poodles always did strike me as total debutantes. but that's why they are so popular with rich folk I assume.

I didn't, but I also didn't come out to my family until I was like 23. it went really really well though, my family accepted me lovingly and we've been closer than ever since then, and my mother has been a massive ally and activist for lgbt stuff since then. in fact she's getting an award for it next month in salt lake city. pretty proud of her.

Nope. You can come out here and tell him yourself.

I got it on video to! He comes up on me again after like, 4-5 miles, and I beat him AGAIN!

Indeed, which, allows me to suppress feelings pretty much at will at this point, but it's too late at night to take a shower, and this all comes pretty much from boredom, hurting people is bad.

I live in Jew York

Only to Gayro and Jackson.

Hey look its Makoto the cutie

why would brightening someone else day make me happy? silly goose

oh ive got emotions but my morals have holes very big holes

Gg senpai

So seriously, which one of you is the mod because there is no way these aren't banned yet without one frequenting here (because Cred Forums mods don't actually do their jobs)

but who knows who desu might have shown it to from there?

I mean that has my face in it, man.

I'm going to deprive you of (You)s, sorry foxy.

Gym time! You all have a good day!

T-that's my cue to leave!

>ruin someone's day!
>let me in to the Discord!

>replied to myself by accident

Lewd information is worth dying for

>tell me more

That looks like a boy

I am the mod
I like laughing at these fgts occasionally, brightens my day

The most important part is fun~

I really don't think they cared enough to even save it.

They have #RARE mes if you want them.

Well then I guess he'll never know.

No u! Stop telling lies Satan!

Seriously, it's a sad day when a 25 year old tuner can beat a brand new muscle car on the FREEWAY!

Bye bye Booki!

I can give you lots of fun~
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Oh

yeah I can't take him seriously without thinking sao abrigded kirito

Who gives a shit what they think, they're gay and like men

Damn

Is he even in anything else, I only know him from that series

Yeah, they are easy to spoil. You can replace the money rich people spend on them with proper grooming skills and a decent amount of time. You don't have to be rich to keep a poodle looking good if you have a $200 clipper and the skill to use it.

I want to learn how to do a proper bikini cut on her. Man she would look so fucking hot with that kind of cut. I still think she's HOT with a medium cut and a pink bow.

You are so lucky man. I would have been really stoked if my family accepted my zoosexuality. I have no intentions of revealing it after my brother found out. Those people aren't really a part of my life.

Dude, move to Pennsylvania. An entire house for yourself is like $650/month. A whole house with a 2 acre backyard. Do it you won't regret it.

Well, only if you love them. My dogs brighten my day so I brighten theirs.

Cred Forums mods don't care about these threads.

No idea, this is a first I heard of him

No, i don't think we do

I could invite you to the discord

it truly is

gramps final shit on you?

>hikage

This isn't funny. But it's C

Pic
Ayyy!

Wasn't me.

Mildly frightening how much we have in common
>what was even funny

It was you, ani/mu/ lover.

what would you like to know? I'm fairly open online.

very true. very true~

oh, I'm not upset or anything, but it does make me a little wary of sending you anything else.

interesting to know. I assume you are quite the groomer?
I don't find dogs attractive, but she sounds adorable as hell.

well, that kind of thing is barely accepted by anyone, really. I'm one of the least judgmental people I know, so I have zero problem with it, but you know how people are with stigmas of all kinds, I'm sure. it's a shame that your relationship with them was cut off though. even if a person doesn't personally approve of something I don't really understand why they can't still appreciate a person for other reasons. I would never do anything with an animal but I don't judge you for it and think you are a fine individual in spite of that thing I would not personally do. why can't other people be like that? bah. I hate people for reasons like this, personally.

>Cred Forums mods don't care about these threads.
if that were true they would be banned

>dogs
ewww

>love them
I dont have a gf

Don't leave senpai.
True. It's just i don't want to be the only one.

How would you know?
I'm an exhibitionist and an asshole, sorry dude.

That is pretty sad tbh

I need something to do because Overwatch is getting boring tonight

Anyone able to recommend some good music? Might start writing again

Tfw you're crush likes to hang out with but one day she acts alk depress and you get in an argument because you're trying to lighten the burden Shes carrying on her shoulders

I have awaken

apology accepted. I would have been fine with showing that picture to those two anyway, so it's totally cool.

Chen knows

you poor thing. how are you?

I love all of their voices, Asuna's especially

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FUCK!

I swear if we're related dude..
I'm just saying, you know how some people see some really coincidental and they're like 'this shit isn't happening or this isn't a joke, not funny' etc?

FUCK EM UP

Just saying?

People are discussing how much they like to fuck dogs

This is truly an amazing time to be alive

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I'LL GO IN SWINGING THEM FISTS AND THROWING THEM BOWS

yep

what

yuck

Oh wow.

Saved.

Enjoying your bath~?

Hey, at least I didn't show the other pictures.
All you know how to do is honk.
RIP

During the same time I learned CQC ::^)

#girlproblems man

Thanks man. Her face is incredible. They all have good looking faces. I think my poodle is such a diva because I don't let the others dominate her. She's the top dog while I'm there and the others need to respect that. When they were younger, the golden would always steal from her. Had to stay on top of them.

I'm getting better at grooming. I'm intermediate but not an expert. Been thinking about doing a dog walking business again like I did before. I already have a client this weekend. And I had some guy call me today and show up to my house out of nowhere. But I had 4 big dogs and they had 2 tiny dogs so they were afraid my dogs would overpower them.

I don't know, man. I think this stupid dog walking thing can really succeed with programming on the side.

>it's a shame that your relationship with them was cut off though. even if a person doesn't personally approve of something I don't really understand why they can't still appreciate a person for other reasons.

Eh, I kind of cut it off little by little with most of them. My brother is the only one who blackmailed me, but I've since drifted apart from the rest of them. I still send my mom money but I don't contact her often. I kind of envy you for keeping your family the way you've been able to, and knowing your sexuality to boot. THat's really something. Most people don't accept gays either, even in 2016.

Oh come on. They make better companions than most people on this earth.

No, the mods won't bother doing it because they've got better shit to do.

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Heh.

That's not true.

Alive and kicking, kind of asking out of courtesy as I haven't asked in a long time.