Why did the kids with a Genesis have divorced parents?

Why did the kids with a Genesis have divorced parents?

this sounds like a joke. I'll bite.
Why did the kids with a Genesis have divorced parents?

because he owned a genesis.

My brother and I had a genesis. Our parents divorced.

Huh, I had a megadrive (which is the non-degenerate genesis) and my parents were divorced.
I'd always seen this joke, but damn, never thought about it.

i had a megadrive and my parents were married for 30 odd years until my dad had to be a faggot and die

>SNES
>siblings
>loving parents

>Genesis
>only child
>single parent

I had a chinese copy named Songa Megadrive and my parents are still married

My parents were divorced and i had a genesis.

But i also had a snes.

I probably got the genesis since i kinda had two christmases.

I had both and was spoiled rotten by my loving parents who are still married to this day. Be mad bitches

genesis is better for action games with lots of stuff on screen
snes is better for slower paced fleshed out games

I had a Nintendo and my parents divorced.

I had pzone

>divorced parents: more expensive gifts because guilt

>genesis was more expensive than SNES

mystery solved

I had a Genesis. My parents are still married to this day but I think they should have split years ago. Likely only stayed together for the kids

Radiation

>I had a NES up until my little brother was 8.
>Parents got us a N64.
>I still have the N64
> I Lost my brother in 2010.
>I Still sit and play Diddy Kong Racing by myself
>Wonder where it all went wrong.

Hi Edward K.

I had an SNES and divorced parents.

>When yoy have a genesis right in front of you.

*You

This guy knows what was up.

i got mine out of the attic the other week

pissed off i've lost my fantastic dizzy though

nigga you juss jealous that i got 2 birthdays

faggot