gf wants to cuck me
dubs decide what i say next
Gf wants to cuck me
Fake
dubs for nice bait mate
Fuck off, your stuff will be out in the streets. Never contact me again.
Checked
Unless you are into that shit say no. She is literally asking you permission for her to cheat on you. If she keeps pushing for it ask her for an open relationship so you can at least get some other pussy.
Never reply to her texts or communication attempts ever again, and move on with your life as though you had dumped her. You are single now.
Shit just got real.
Tell her that you are going to move to nigeria
Fake. b8.
But if not, then she definitely already has someone in mind, and has likely already fucked him.
So say "oh thank god I'm not the only one. I've been fucking this guy from work for about a month now."
rolling
reply with "Only if he fucks me in the ass aswell"
Just do this.
id say the same shit back.
but worst
"babe your pussy fucking terrible i got this new bitch that fuken swallows and lets me cum in her ass, but ill talk to you for the emotional stuff" fuken dump this bitch Cred Forumsro
I've wanted to fuck a mans arse for a while. I only need you to cook and clean.
bumpy
bumper
dubs bump
Only if I can get some woman to actually satisfy my sexual needs
Post pics of gf?
that was retarded waste of dubs
No
only if i'm allowed to fuck him aswell
OP ISNT GOING TO DELIVARRRR
If I get dubs then post her nudes
>josh
fuck off op u arent even trying
Rolling
I like turtles
Reroll
This.
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Suggest swinging, or just cuck it up and suck her bull off
Rolling for this
You're an idiot. You shouldn't be leaving this up to chance on a Mongolian basket weaving community.
Tell her to get her shit and be gone by morning or she can dumpster dive for whatever you toss.
Dubs or no, I'd tell her to get the FUCK out....
She's already fucking that other man, user....
Just my 2 cents... Take it, or don't...
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Rerolling
Im sorry my fucking 3 inch chode isnt enough to please you
as long as I get to fuck other girls
This
lmfao, Rip OP
WINRAR
also
ROLLING FOR
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>mutually
How? So she can make you feel shitty and feel safe that you won't fight back because she's got another dick in her ass?
Lmfao. I'll never understand females.
Only if I watch him fuck your ass
rolling
Shit, OP gotta say this for sure
Winrar
rolllll
Why cant your pussy look like this?
kek
TRIIIIPS
break up with her and fuck the guy she wants to fuck
after this; say
"Wait, unless i get to fuck these other girls I've been talking to"
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reroll
check em
She's too literate to be cuck in you directly. This smells like bait.
rolling
Rerolling
Reroller
rerolly
My EYES!
Reroll
yeah this is fake op is a bored retard and i saged his thread
Sent from my Android phone
cucking *
Fucking mobile
F U C C T H I S S H I T
REROLL
Winrarr
This is all that needs to be said, OP....
Rawling
rollerderbo
rol
This
another roll
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"on a Mongolian basket weaving community"
my sides, thank you user
OP is a guy though.
Fuccking finally
*elevator music*
So you lie within the same paragraph.... If it's not about the anatomy, but about the physical love, then it's ABOUT THE ANATOMY....
You got 2hrs to vacate the premises...
Ignore the dubs. If you are comfortable with it then go for it. If not kill her and feed her to a large pig.
Only if it's a black guy and you have to always take 2
Premeses*
Kek
Dump this bitch
"Well as long as I get to fuck your sister i'm good."
Roll for this
Winrar
This is so fake it hurts to read
only if i can fuck all the pussy i want
fack, I was right the first time...
nigga you two gunna be broken up in a week
Holy shit op I'm cringing if this is real, don't leave all of what you say to this slut up to Cred Forums just tell that cunt she is a whore for even thinking this shit up and break up with her. Don't be a pussy
Ok but he gets to fuck me too
im breaking up with you. right now. never talk to me again.
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wew lad
Hah. Death to the infidel..ity.
Ok but you can only do anal. And he has to fuck my ass too
You're underage, aren't you?
OP is a fucking faggot. That's the joke.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Check
WINRAR
and
LEL
ur pussy stank u wanna be whore. ur not even good enough to be a whore u ask me first. pfft. niggers should be burned along with jews.
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Re-roll
Do I get to fuck him too?
reroll
Fine but only your dad
wow this shits gold
rooooollllll
send me a nude holding up your pinky and ill think about it
He already sent that one, jackass
NIGGA, YOU ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS, DON'T EVER FUCKING CONTACT ME AGAIN
I think it's a great idea, it's only fair tbh especially after what happened between me and Sarah
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roll
op takes a lomg time to forge these texts
Rerawlin' because fuck this user
WINRAR
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Sure, so long as I get to choose who it is..
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this is the cingiest fake I've ever seen on this board. Ever. I simply cannot comprehend why you all morons are even replying to it. Stop liking this thread please
le reeeee >__< :/
Roll for this
check em!!!
roll
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See The relationship burn
>niggers should be burned along with jews.
this + this means I can continue fucking Sarah, right?
Well i have bad news for u...
I have aids
this lmao
I will kill your dad, disasseble him and feed it to ou and your mother. Then I will murder you both.
Trips get
HERE WE GO
"Yeah, I feel the same way. You're boring as hell and I met this cute girl and I already fucked her. So bai bai bitch".
dump her NOW
reroll
my god
Almost faggot
roll
winrar
dude just leave the hoe
Nice trips.
HAHHAHAHAHA
>wants to fuck other guys
>wait your talking to other girls????×??!!?÷?
Stupid cunt. Even if b8. If not b8, leave her. Dump her ass. And also her nudes pls thx.
Kek if this girl is real she's a total bitch.
>lemme fuck other guys
>YOU TALKED TO GIRLS?!?
It actually sounds like a typical woman
>Good Goyim!
>This isn't my friend, this is a representation of ALL women!
>Never reproduce!
Win do it Op, tell the bitch
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TRIPS DEMANDS IT!
ROLLERINO
fuck? dump time.
Wait.... bro do you live in texas by any chance?
Ay
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WINRAR
Pls don't
I'm afraid this will destroy our relationship. What will Happen to The Child if we Break up?
>She asks what Child
Honey, i've got something to tell you:
I'm pregnant!
i hate niggers
DELIVER OP!
You want to cuckold me bitch I'm ganna shot you and that nigga
"You know what, fine. But while he fucks you I have to fuck him. That way you still belong to me."
Could have called that one...women...
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man if op could text his two phones faster this would be a good thread
rollin for this
You were never as good as the Thai lady boys.
You're building a wall in my pants, and it's going to be huge!
Can I watch?
OP do this one
But we are in a cuck relationship? I've been fucking the girl at work for months now.
Fucking roll
Read her Miranda Rights to her
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Fuck you, you stupid cunt. Go find yourself a nigger so he can turn your pussy into roast beef, thats obviously what you want. Have fun living off of welfare checks, thats all niggers are good for.
why cant i satisfy ur sexual needs ;
SO FUCKING CLOSE
Rollerino
Roll
Kek
OOOO WINRAR SON
Rolling
Fucking hell LOL
Kek
winrar
Reeeeroll
Thisssssss
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Major cunt has reported in
>REEEEEE MAH BODI MAH RUELS
BOOM, SEND IT OUT NIGGER
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>
>
>But we are in a cuck relationship? I've been fucking the girl at work for months now.
This
This
Nice dubs
Oi slag you think you can let some crispy niglets wrangle your muff with his burnt meat slab and say i cant shag a rag on the side? My body my rules, dear
>be kind of guy who gives Cred Forums control over conversation with GF
>wonder why you get cucked
Say you got aids
this bitch
reroll
C'mon
Winrar
>fucking savage
I've dealt with this same shit about wanting to fuck other guys but not wanting me to talk to girls, WHILE she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. WOOOWEEE girls are fucking retarded
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"I got to go I'm in the middle of something"
reroll
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
THISSS!!!
What a bitch
rolling for this
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winrar
fucking kek
roll
Get thread?
If dubs say "but I love thag thing your brother does with his tounge"
>bonus points if retarded or dead
"Yeah, for real Jessica, she said we could fuck now!"
"Whoops wrong person lmao "
OP pls send dis
Can my fake waifu, tell me if i can stick it in her pooper
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
ROLLING
She is getting back on Thursday? She is definitely already fucking someone OP.
Roooollllll
This one
>dating a cheater
>ever
link her to "the greatest story never told"
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Only if i can fuck him too while u fibger my anus
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"Yeah, for real Jessica, she said we could fuck now!"
"Whoops wrong person lmao "
"If you get to fuck another dude, then I get to fuck all the girls I want. My body my rules, you said it yourself."
Thiiiiiiiiis
I been sleeping with this chubby brown girl and don't you fucking day anything about it because that works make you a racist and a body shamer
You know what you're a bitch and it's real I got the results today juat wanted to tell you in person course I was sad but fuck it enjoy it cunt
THIS OP to confirm youre not a fag
I'll let this slide if you let me have a foursome with your sister and mother. It's the only way my sexual needs will be fulfilled
WINRAR
Ok, idc about dubs. But. You should tell her that if that's how she likes it, then you'll get another girl for yourself for the same reason. See if she relishes the thought. If not, dump her ass. If yes, dump her ass after you find a girl and fuck right before her eyes.
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this
here we go
Fuck off stop being so calm i'm not going to stay with you don't try to calm me down. Go find yourself an 8 inch cock to satisfy your sexual needs and leave me alone. Don't stop by at my house i'll bring your stuff as soon as you get home
Don't come back on thursday
I want to agree with you, but I just can't.
OP should just dump Jess and move on seriously.
OP dont ignore the powers that be
do it
OP pls deliver
Send it, op
F A G
A G F
G F A
Rollerino
"Honey i cant talk right now i just realized something and its really fucking with me"
>doug wot
When two people kiss theyre just making one long tunnel connected by mouth with two assholes at the end"
fine but i get to fuck whoever i want
I'm just a simple man with simple needs, if you really want to fuck another guy, you can also go fuck yourself.
Youre a stupid bitch and im breaking up with you. How would you feel if i wanted to fuck sarah all the time and still be with you emotionally. Youre a discusting person to put me through this never talk to me again plus im posting this on fb
Rolling
How about we bring in two other women instead? One to fill my emotional needs, one to fill my sexual needs, and you could fill my financial needs. Deal?
Shut the fuck up.
YOURE FALLING BEHIND
See also: She clearly doesn't want to fuck OP anymore, just doesn't want to start an emotional relationship with the new stud she's fucking....
Whaaaaat
What this guy said
ROLLERINO
roll
Cmon dude, I got trips
I thought you came back on Friday. I'll be with Sara on Thursday
Come on, guys, this is obviously fake.
roll for all thats holy
fucking this
Rollin, Send me pic of finger in but ;)
I really want this one
ROLLING FOR THIS
Thissssssss
I second this
Rollin'
Addition of 'and you can fill my fridge'
Im mongolian, and I approve this message.
Who gives a shit? Just pretend it isn't and enjoy.
THIS SO HARD OP
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We can talk about it, and then we can talk about my sexual needs, and how you haven't been the one meeting them for awhile anyways.
everyone is still rolling when this motherfucker is 4 dubs behind
Only if I can have a woman to fulfill my sexual needs as well, since you want to deny me my sexual needs anyway you dirty coon
so fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
This
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This oneee
Rawlin
Fuck yeah
I am happy to start and end the conversation now. Fuck off.
Post her number and tell her you found great candidates
Pls do
op won this day ahahahaha
Kek
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fucking friend (name)'s brown, while Tyrone watches, and fucking spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fucking flick my nuts while your friend (name) spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Tyrone jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Saw it coming
well, it's not like anyone believed you anyways...
It was obviously fake, with a name like Doug why would you risk it.
Called it
Ever since you fucked up the names it was confirmed fake
Triggered
op is a raging faggot
It was still better than a trap/nigger thread all day
Show's over niggas
Checked Satan
I can't believe I wasted my dubs on this
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This
Gg
Yes i do it was caled code lyoko
7/10 would spoon afterwards
Nah bitch that ain't happening. If you really want it I got something to tell yah. I ain't seen two things. A UFO and a Bitch I need.
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Liked and shared. Tru smh
Just tell her to: fuck off.
Damn, I wanted to be used in the fake convoy
Now my dream dies here. Hue
Nothing can replace the real ones...
Code Lyoko