This guy slaps your girlfriend on the arse. Wat do?

jokes on him, me gf is a trap

Leave the club and head straight to my bmw in the parking lot with my gucci sunglasses in the glove compartment, as soon as I get into my bmw I reach into the glove compartment and grab my gucci sunglasses I start revving the engine and as soon as my gucci sunglasses rested on my face I sped off full speed into the club nobody slaps my ladys ass

Call the cops. This guy just escaped prison.

fuck him in the ass to assert dominance.

Call the police and make my girlfriend lawsuit him as a molester.

Kick him in the nuts then when hes down fart on his head

Have sex with him because he looks like someone who gut fucked in his ass a lot in prison

Turn 360° and walk away

Joke is on him I don't have a gf.

Let him fuck her and masturbate while watching.

He's already fucked up and scarred for life...I give him two cents and show him the nearest homeless shelter.

he looks like a skinhead version of that bleach protagonist

...

Shit my pants loudly.

Call the witch doctor to send him back to the spirit realms

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Thanks for the high five, bro!

I would beat him to a bloody pulp and then rape his ass until he bleeds and then beat him to death and then fuck his dead corpse

Ask him: How could you escape from prison, Jason? I remember that you're in jail for shot an officer...

Wake up realize ive never had a girlfriend cry a little then go back to sleep

Yell "he has evidence that could lead to the conviction of hillary clinton!"

pray he fucks her after so i can break up with her guilt free

I'D FUCK THAT NASTY LOOKING EYEBALL OF HIS WITH MY NEEEEEEEEDLE DICK RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!