Waifu claiming thread

alice
Lol. Just having a little fun.
Bummer about the sleep though.

How could you resist posting? Aren't you obsessed with collecting (You)'s?

Fine, a live audience is better anyways~
>Nope, that wasn't me at all!

I think our waifus got a thing for each other

so i got double trips

what do Cred Forums i now have stolen shinoa

I should really listen to more Metallica, I know, shame me. I've been getting into FFDP though lately, downloaded their discography.
I'm pretty good, just going out with friends, work, riding, vidya, pretty normie stuff to be honest. You keeping busy yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=tziDYBPjhS8

Well, I mean actively.

Not over a long period. Do people just not post and lurk or are the people posting the only ones here most of the time?

Neko Kirino is cute
I got 4 hours, I think. Should be enough. I don't know if my phone battery agrees with that though
Not really. Originally me and my friend laughed at the threads. I stopped linking them to him after I started to enjoy reading what was here. Then a Lilly user answered my question about all the Tomoko's and convinced me to post
I guess I might as well give up. Again.

5FDP is pretty good, same stuff to be honest although csgo has taken most of my time.
youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ

How would we know how many people lurk? We can't tell unless they post. Sometimes I just watch the thread, others I just post once and no one talks to me, and sometimes again I get a bunch of replies. It's pretty varried here

Thanks for the hunger games earlier. It was fun

Then plug it in?
That's kind of almost maybe enough sleep. Kind of pushing it though. Why not try to go back to sleep?
>Rattles

They're mostly a circlejerk it seems, but that's nice sometimes.

Why does it matter?

Time zones are a thing. People go to work. Sleep, do other things than this.

She is very cute. Twintail Alice is adorable!

Ah, CS huh, I tried to get into it but it just wasnt the game for me. I usually ended up fucking with my team, a bit too serious for me, but I think my problem wasn't having a team I know, just going into pubs.
Getting good?

youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

Yeah, closing in on LE rank in competitive.
youtube.com/watch?v=s1w4ghapcyU

No prob. In /hg/ a lot of the people just lurk without saying anything. When you start a game they all come out instantly which shows just how many have the threads open but not posting. I guess there isn't really a way find out over here.

And no prob. It's what I do.

Yeah, I live in Asia. Dead hours are dead hours I suppose.

The only reason I'm lurking atm is because I have really bad WiFi and a short time before leaving again

This is about as much sleep as I usually get. I still have 50% battery, and no plugs near my bed that I can comfortably use. I hope it doesn't come to that
What do titty mean why does it matter? I'm just telling them how I do things, I'm sure others do the same
No one makes neko Alice. Not even bunny Alice that I can find, despite her being "a rabbit"
I got in a hunger games once. Never saw how it went because I had to leave

That would be the easiest of choices~

Oh sweet, I take it you've been playing for a while then.
>Megadeth
>Yet another band I need to listen to more of
youtube.com/watch?v=QH3yF7zJ-aY

Bad luck I guess. But you're not really missing out on anything to be honest. It's better when the threads are slow anyway.

Seriously? Not a single one? Fuck, I thought it was just obligatory for every animu girl to get a neko.

Morning /waifu/

It's raining outside right now and sounds nice

You, not titty. How did it even come up with that?
>swipe keyboard is weird

did i do this to you

a disgrace to all short hairs i see

yuno?

You guessed it, I'm kinda flattered
God bless I'm going home soon
I need to rest
Once again you're up late
What are you up to?

For a few months yeah.
They're a pretty must if you're discovering Thrash metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=GRocrZ8-Aak

bout to go to sleep after one last goodnight wew

Lucky, it rarely rains here.

How could you have did this?

Aight
Always nice wews from you
Goodnight friend

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There might be some somewhere, I just haven't found them yet

Where did everyone go

im sorry, maybe if you had used the madcatz things would't have turned out like this :y

might lurk since sleeping is difficult to do

How many hours?
I'll chuck em on my download list, cheers.

youtube.com/watch?v=D4Y8jOXLL0E

I might have a look for you if you don't mind, I'm actually really surprised Alice doesn't have a Neko.

You're welcome to. I've checked quite a few places and come up blank. Maybe it's the keywords I'm using, I don't know

Nope, MadCatz is all yours mang. :V

I'm leaving anyway so
Have a goodnight from me~

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Nearing 300.
youtube.com/watch?v=T_3Zkp0JQds

I like the way it sounds to be honest

This is a good pic.

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Kyoukutie
>

You should sleep more. It's good for you. Maybe some naps.

A slut's outfit

I don't appreciate this

You're a manslut.

Sleep is the enemy. No sleep, no nightmares. No nightmares, no problems

thanks for that last wew before i go to bed, here have my favorite cute hikage pic

Sleep is your friend, nightmares are the enemy.

Do I make you horny baby~?

I can't stick to one game for long, most I have is 420 on TF2. Maybe it's because I have a mediocre PC. Oh well, I'll be getting a new soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=sWVh6cQo9SI

But one brings the other, that makes it my enemy also

Have a good sleep.

No.

Because you never posted any Junji Ito.

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Sleep is a mandatory bodily function. Nightmares are your brain being a jerk. That's like saying you hate flowers because you hate bees...

The only good sleep is the one that lasts atleast 6-7 hours.

Rest is a shit.

I do hate bees. However, some flowers don't get pollinated, no bees, no problem. Sleep invariably brings nightmares though, they don't even wake me up anymore

Been awake 70+ hours PogChamp

You should try sleeping 4-5 a night. You may be tired at first, but you'll have so much more time to do things

I dunno... Crashing for 12 hours after being up way too long feels really nice.
Not for everyone... Evidently, you're the type of flower that attracts bees.
Nice. Why?

I should just uproot myself

night

Because I'm an idiot who makes poor decisions. Really all there is to it.

Goodnight, sleep well.

Good nigh Tomoko
More neko!
>especially with legs

>70
>Mfw

Oh hush you. Just sign yourself into slavery and have some fun instead.
Hmm. Vague, but alright. Don't hurt yourself staying up too much.

Slavery is kind of restrictive though

Checked
>

Checked again
I'm honestly not even tired. It'll probably hit me with a wave of shit but oh well. I've had worse.

Always a reason behind it. I'll be fine, can't really hurt myself from staying up late.
Thanks for the concern though.

So many neko, so many jealous

I will forever gloat about my 120. But really, you should sleep.

Most I did was 72

You'll fine one someday! I'm positive, you should also stay positive.

120 huh. Damn, that's impressive. What did you even do in that time?
>you should sleep.
Nah, she'll be right

I maintain desperation for finding it. It will keep me going

>be me
>be about ten minutes ago
>get some Kool aid and walk back into the living room
>as I leave the kitchen, i hit my toe on the gate

It hurt like hell and still does a bit, I think I might have bruised it because it hit the gate really fucking hard

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Nah, it's fun.
Don't worry so much.
If you say so.

Worrying is what I do best though

It was mostly things to get my motorcycle, work, and games to stay up.

RIP Kitten.

Syndra.

I know

I fucking hate this gate too, but the only reason we have it up is because of my nephew and our dogs

Hello .3

Try not doing that this time?

How are you doing this morning

How young is a kid that he has to have a gate?!

How goes?

But that isn't how this works at all

For an evil campaign, the last 4 hours were... almost heroic.

Sure it is. Just take the leap, really what's the worst that can happen?

Bring tools to post lewds. A date worse than death
>quadsss

Shizuchecked

Fate, I'm getting triggered by this keyboard

And if forcing you into posting lewds was explicitly disallowed?

Maybe

He's only two

Also

>power went off for about for minutes
>pitch fucking black, can't see jack shit
>see a shadow in the litchen after I turn the flashlight on my phone on and get my bat
>go into kitchen after lights have turned on, the breaker wasn't messed with, and I didn't hear anyone going down the ramp from the back porch or hear the door closed

Fuck this house

That's spooky as fuck. Kitten, make sure those doors are locked.

Is there some other rule you'd want?

It's fucking damn near impossible to lock out back door, so the only security for back there is a thorn bush on that's taken over the top of the ramp and some of the porch

Somehow finally fell asleep for good. Sadly, i overslept and missed my train.
What about you?
See above.
And you?
Come on now, have i asked any of them to post lewds?

I'd still have to consider my options
Slept a bit more, woke up again. Been retarded since then. Another day of life

I don't know, but you've asked me to

I got a soulseek and I'm illegally sharing music that everyone wants and is not even released.
I feel like a dealer.
I hope I don't get sued.

Get some Annihilator as well. Jeff Waters' lyrics are ... meh, but man can that guy play the guitar. I think he rivals the bests.

I see you remembered how to dress yourself, friend.

I think 60 is my max. But I was working for a good bit of it ...

>Suika claimmmm

>Check
Eh, do what you want. I don't get anything by persuading you, except a slightly happier Syndra.

Might wanna replace the lock then. It shouldn't cost that much, right?

Damn, how long till the next one?
Wanked one out at work, now I'm bored once again. Reading up on the differences between a welded and a limited slip differential.

Well, I'm no longer in a lewd mood, for... reasons.

>for... reasons.

My family doesn't have any money right now, and it's not just the lock that's fucked, it's the whole door and door frame

A happy Syndra is a happy Shizu. I'll think about it a little more. I'm feeling pretty sick right now very suddenly so I might try to get some more sleep

You should. Like i said, 4 hours isn't enough.
Enjoy your nap, Alice.

>Wanked one out at work
Being a security guard is that good, huh? It's almost 5, at least.

What's up with all of the triple digits?

Shush, you know not of which you lel at!

Yikes, ya. That might be ore than a new $20 cylinder at WalMart...

It allows me to do that at me will on the weekends. It's the one perk I won't find in another job, but surely one I can deal without.

No clue, /waifu/ magic or something.

>Wanked one out at work

My dearest tigermangos

Do Robots Wank Off Electric Sheep?

Hi Chen. Want to illegally share some Photoshop CS and Elements with me?

Few hours, shouldn't be a problem.
kek

Yeah, just a bit

And whenever my mom and dad get paid, it goes to groceries and bills a lot of the time

>Do Robots Wank Off Electric Sheep?

I don't know, do you want to come and verify yourself? :^)

Get a job and help your family out then, you lazy fuck.

Shhhhhhhhh!

Oh, that's not long at all... kinda.

That really does suck. There's not an option of a dead bolt either?

Who installed your sass?

Its that time again.

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up

Also I jist played 2 different pen and paper systems in 2 nights. AMA.

Roll

ROLLIN!

It was included in the package.

Super lewd person.

Rollerino.

REROLL!

How so?!

GIVE ME THE DUBS DAMMIT!

>1 off each time
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL!

Reroll

I'll share with you!
Have you played Exalted? Did you like it?

>How so?
You use your titties almost as much as Ran!
Without even being tripsed, to boot!

Someone should root you.

Dammit.
Rolling for dubs

Nope, not at all

>How so?!
>Wanked one out at work

Roll numbah 2.

Do you want to do it? :^)

Rolling for Nothing.

>1 off

REROLL

>Implying
Listen Booki, do you REALLY want to see me as lood as I can be~?

GIVE ME THE FUCKING DUBS ASIAN MOOT!

Chain latch?

That's not proof!
Fug, guess Rory's drinking a 1.

SUBS VS PLEBS

Trips

I have not. Last night was DnD 5th, today was a Pathfinder day. I achieved more evil things in the DnD than in the Pathfinder. And the Pathfinder is an evil campaign. We got downright benevolent at times in the last 3 hours of PF.
Im drinking a 1. Oh good, Ive been getting tired of 7. Let me just roll that up. Pic will come next post.

>getting tired of 7
Cheeki little cunt, I'll show you what for tomorrow!

FUCK THE PLEBS forsenC forsenGun

>That's not proof!

It's enough proof!

>K

A+ Picture. Why does everyone want me to do something lewd with them?

NO! No I DON'T! Just put those tetas away, carbon.

Funny how that works, isn't it? I liked Exalted's previous edition. I haven't gotten a chance to play 2.0 (released about a year ago). Helped to have an awesome GM. Our game was supposed to last 2 months, ended up going for 2 years.

These games are fun.

Fuck the plebs?
GachiFags vs Weebs.
On what side are you on?

>Why does everyone want me to do something lewd with them?

Why not.

Fuck, I like both, but weebs probably.

forsenPuke

How?! It's not like I was under someones desk sucking them off for the whole night!

Hehehe, you might end up seeing it anyways~

> It's not like I was under someones desk sucking them off for the whole night!

Are you hinting at something here?

Same. Is amazing what people can do. (Gachi songs)

I rolled a scotch. This pleases the Rory.
Had I rolled the same way and you got 7, it would have been Patron silver.
Yeah. I find it funny how my lawful neutral Gnoll fighter kills a family of emaciated Halflings because they took his wagon that he was pulling. He didnt want to kill them. Just scare them by dropping his maul on the source of the whimpering. Meanwhile my neutral evil Sorceror gets by with making SUGGESTIONS that a man take a swim in the nearby river. That is actually a rapid. Somehow the old orc doing some fishing didnt like my SUGGESTION that he catches better fish by casting inland.

>file size changed to 2MB
>wtf asian moot

What could I possibly be hinting at there?

I will always roll for that 7, so you better consider that!
>2 mb
Yo what?

And now its not even fucking showing
What the actual fuck Asian Moot

>What could I possibly be hinting at there?

That you were under someones desk sucking them off all night :^)

Unfortunately, I've never done such a thing.

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Awww...

Trying with the pic I took

>Head pats
That sounds comfy...

M-Maybe one day I'll be able to...!
>Probably not though

I like you Rory, you're good people and don't try to lewd at me.

>M-Maybe one day I'll be able to...!

See? Lewd.

I volunteer myself for that though :^)

Fucking drunk people.

Do you want to suck a dick?

There is nothing lewd about that!

>Volunteering yourself
N-Now that's lewd...
>

>Nothing lewd about that

Come on now!

>N-Now that's lewd...

Nothing lewd about that :^)

Don't have one, and parents probably wouldn't want to get one

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