Roast me, insult me, point out my every flaw. Post yourself for others to roast too!

Roast me, insult me, point out my every flaw. Post yourself for others to roast too!

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Your desire to be degraded by strangers on the internet is mildly off-putting.

I'm a very off putting person.

you look similar too me, but you look like a faggot. this is discerning.

Op must live on the equator.

why does your head get so big at the top

do you have a smart brain or something

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Totally straight, but everyone thinks I'm a faggot. It's great
England

Go ahead.

I am incredibly smart and have unbelievable decision making. Unfortunately, the big head and many many health problems come with it.

ok smarty pants at least i dont have an humongous jimmy neutron head you big faggot

Need a diaper?

i'd bang you tbh

For what? My head?

Your cute ass

Literally a high functioning aspie who people pretend to like but only act friendly towards because they think you are beneficial for any other reason than social

You just described my life.

You look like Frankie Muniz

Please guys, I want to be told how I'm not good enough.

you are horizontal

but why is your bottom lip sweating

nice traps

FAGGOT

You're not worth the effort

nothing better to do fuck it

On a scale of 1-10, how big is my head?

Would you let me fuck you?

Possesed by some kind of demon

Roast me

sweetie we all know where this has to go id rather you just post em without us asking

Go ahead

I want to destroy that tight boy pussy of yours

lmaoooooooooooooo

Lmao omfg

Ayyyy lmaoo

you have the same jaw as James Deen but 2x his forehead, too bad for you.

oh you rate the fag but not my beautiful blue backround

the most honesty I've seen on Cred Forums in a while

No beard cunt, learn from full hair master race.
Also roast me guys
>protip u cant

dude you wear half frames we dont even have to roast you to know youre a bitch

I'M NOT A FUCKING FAG

im great looking and honest what can i say

It's not half frames, it's half black half transparent. Maybe you need a good pair

i like your jacket. also your jawline looks fantastic in this.

well im not a blind useless faggot, i like to show off my blue eyes

Leafy could use some of that

What about my huge head and creepy eyes? And if that wasn't enough, I'm only 5'7!

I want your ass.

You little pussiboi, I guess you have to show off something else when you have a micropenis

I want my dick where that bong is

Buuuurneedd

oh fuck that facial hair, look like my ass forest

dont make me post my cock in here to

shush. your eyes look aryan as fuck, and your bone structure implies intelligence to reflect that.

tf u talkin about his head is a fucking trapazoid

kek

Do you have any recommendations how to make it smaller? I have literally tried crushing it in a vaise but it only gets bigger, I think by the time I'm 30 I'll be megamind

trying jumpin off a building headfirst have neck at ~45 degree angel for maximum fix

you look like that fuck from malcom in the middle