How can I make my thread the most popular one on this website?

How can I make my thread the most popular one on this website?

Do I post nudes?

Or do I post porn?

Post CP

Cheese pizza

Alright

Cutting, suicide, or celebrity i think.

Got them all

Celebrity

Do a "You mad white boi" thread those seem to get quite allot of attention, even trap threads will get you the attention you seek.

Cutting

This.

Post new celeb nudes

You post bait, preferably the ones that try to make it sound like your black, fucking white girls, the dumb Cred Forums niggers won't even know it's bait, they just idiotic.

Suicide

Like this?

like newer ones that haven't been seen yet

or maybe that's new. i dunno I'm high

Hi high, I'm Dad.

post bananas.

Find sum nekkid pictures of taylor swift and put them in yer thread but only after sum nigger rolls quints.

Wew nice bewbs chloe.

Hi Dad