You come home to this, what would you do?

You come home to this, what would you do?

Listen to Leviathan, build a small wooden church with her and burn it down

e4

whoop her ass
in chess

"What are you doing in my house? Where the fuck are your parents?"

Call CPS and make her something to eat while waiting for her pickup.

I would fuck the shit out of her

I'd reset the board, get some cookies, and teach her to play chess while trying to figure out her home number so she can be picked up. (That or figure out which of my kids has decided to bring home a stray)

Give her a hug, ask if she did her homework and help if she didn't, then I play something with her and answer whatever silly questions she might have. By now it should be dinner time, so we prepare dinner together and eat. Then, after cuddling in the sofa for a few minutes while watching TV, it should be bed time, so I take her to her bedroom and rape her brains out

...

YOU HAVE TO EAT THE EGGS

Rape it

beat her to chests

Checkmate in 4,rookie bitch!

Lost

play a good game of chess and challenge myself to try harder next time to win

haha this guy. surprised no one else gets the reference

im reporting you to the fbi guys

Good luck with that, I'm behind 7 lollies

>bring home a stray

Underrated post.

If it's out of nowhere; I would think it's a ghost.

Would shove bouth of my hand up her little cunt and rip it appart.

I'd go Bobby Fisher on her ass. Bitch is tryin to bring MY game to MY house? Fuck that noise! This bitch is goin DOWN.

And when I whuup her 5 games to 0, i'm gonna staple a pawn to her head and send that bitch packing. Kaus that's all she is in this game - a pawn.

Fuckin women thinkin they can play chess..

you are goddamn right.

wait for her to get older and red-pill her about why she must race-mix with me for the good of the planet

She is definitely death, about to play me for my own life in a chess game she is will inevitably win.

I strip naked and recite Dylan Thomas. Remember me, lads.

>"That shit will rot your brains"
>scoop board and pieces into trash
>sit her down in front of video games